InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Advice Column- Sesshoumaru Style ❯ Slaves, Grape Cresents, and Rematches ( Chapter 6 )

Kikyo,

Hey! how u doin? still tryin to get InuYasha into hell?? BTW, Why do u try and get him 2 go 2 hell with u??No offense or nething, but that's a bit selfish don't u think?? There r other ppl that would probably luv 2 go with u, and InuYasha might actually have a chance to get into heaven (i doubt it!!) and if not, then he'll be there (hell) eventually. So, i was just wondering that. u just ponder an answer on that.

Afro

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Dear Afro,

I need not explain myself to the likes of you.

Kikyo

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Dear Afro,

Ooooh… Me thinks you struck a nerve in the dead woman. Personally, I think that she's a sadistic bitch. ::Looks over at Kikyo:: You know, she IS pretty hot for a dead chick though. As for Inuyasha getting to heaven… ::Everyone laughs hysterically, as Inuyasha cusses profusely at them:: Oh, really, thanks, I know we laugh around here a lot, but it always feels good…

Sesshou

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Dear SesshoMaru,

Why do u want InuYasha's sword so much?? Is it a family thing? If that's the case, than don't answer if u want.

Going out on a limb here-don't kill me or nething- but what do your markings mean??

Afro
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Dear Afro,

The power of the Tetsusaiga would be very beneficial to me as the demon lord of the western lands, and the thought of all that power being in the hands of my half-breed brother disgusts me. As for my markings, they are the proud markings of my demon heritage.

Lord Sesshoumaru

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Dear Afro,

EWWWWW! I don't want Inuyasha's sword! I mean, I may be into some kinky stuff, but he's my BROTHER! As for my markings, I'm not sure what they are, but I do know that they are flavored… And they're all over my body. Tell me Afro, do you prefer cherry or grape? I offer both. ::winks::

Deliciously Yours,

Sesshou

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Dear Inuyasha,

How do you feel knowing that many, many people write fics involving KagomexSesshoumaru? That includes when they make you the evil, cruel person that drives Kagome away sobbing into your brother's arms. o.o

-GLOMPS.-

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Dear GLOMPS,

My Jackass of a brother won't end up with Kagome! She would never betray me! So fuck off!

InuYasha

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Dear GLOMPS,

I have to admit, that while I am wearing Kagome down in my own way, InuYasha being an insensitive prick does most of the work for me. By the way, Kagome, you still haven't given me an answer about this Saturday. Well, you gave me an answer about Saturday night, but I think that it might change by then… ::Smiles seductively::

Persistent

Sesshou

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Dear Sesshou,

Where do u live?? i don't have a sprained ankle.:::bats eyelashes:::
And Sesshomaru, Why not give humans a chance?? :::Smiles SINCERELY:::

Why Chase??

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Dear Why Chase??,

I will not, as you say, `give humans a chance' as I assume that you are referring to mating and the very thought revolts me. Your insufferable lack of intelligence bores me, cease speaking to me, or I shall be forced to kill you.

Lord Sesshoumaru

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Dear Why Chase??,

Yesssss… I shall send you a private e-mail with my address. Though I do have many women admirers, I do have numerous enemies. (Usually having some connection to my women admirers…::smiles wickedly::) While my ankle is feeling better, I have received instructions for no strenuous activity out of my bed, from my doctor of course. Though he said nothing of IN my bed…

Waiting helplessly,

Sesshou

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Dear Great Magnificent Lord Sesshomaru,

I am a servant to Naraku but i don't want to be his servant anymore are you hiring? please say yes. oh yeah i am a great chef and i am also a neko youkai but please say yes i don't like Naraku and i can tell you his secret plans he always tells his servants because they never find other lords willing to take them i so say yes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naraku: Wench if he doesn't accept you, you will die a horrible painful death muahahahahahahaha
PLEASE SAY YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely
DESPERATE!!!!

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Dear DESPERATE!!!!,

I shall agree to take you on as a slave, as long as you obey me and know your place.

Lord Sesshoumaru

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Dear DESPERATE!!!!,

I shall agree to take you on as a slave, as long as you obey me and know your place. Which is below me. Or above me. Or in front of me. I guess it all just depends on my mood. ::smiles excitedly::

Your master

Sesshou

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Dear Sesshou(and the great Lord can read it to if it doesn't offend his delicate demon sense...),

I had a *lovely* time the other night. Honestly, I didn't know youkai were *that* damn flexible. Do you do yoga or is that like a natural agility type thing?

Much Love,

Smut Fiend

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Dear Smut Fiend,

I had a great time the other night as well. Though the bit about losing the key to the handcuffs was… unfortunate, but I'm lucky, because, as you said, I am QUITE flexible. And yes, being a demon comes in handy, but I have to continue using ALL of my muscles to stay that way. I'm just glad I have wonderful women like you to help me stay that way ::smiles largely and winks:: By the way, my next workouts on Wednesday, care to join me?

Ready for a rematch

Sesshou