InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Advice Column- Sesshoumaru Style ❯ Suggestive Pictures, An Idiot Hanyou and One hella mad Taiyoukai ( Chapter 7 )

A/N: Hey everyone, this is Kilala81. I am helping with the "Advice Column" for now...I have recently posted it on FF.net and have tons of questions to post. So give me time to catch up.
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Suggestive Pictures, An Idiot Hanyou and one Hella Mad Taiyoukai


Dear Lord Sesshomaru-sama

What are your real feelings towards Kagome? And before you go off on a rant, Think of the many time she stood up to you in battle? Or the fact that she broke your armor on one occasion? Have you ever known a human to do that? And no I am Not human. I'm a kitsune damnit, so don't talk down to me.

Sincerely,
Innocently Curious

P.S. Hey Sesshou, How 'bout you come over for some after hour's fun? Picture is enclosed.. *winks*
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Dear Innocently Curious,

I will admit that the young priestess has surprised me on occasion. However, she is merely my pathetic half-breed brother's wench, and this Sesshoumaru has no interest in her. As far as you being a kitsune, you are still below me and you will never again use such disrespectful language when you address me, or it will be the LAST time you address anyone.

Lord Sesshoumaru
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Dear Innocently Curious,

I am terribly sorry, but Sesshou is currently unavailable. As a man of the cloth, it is my duty to help out my friends when they need it, so I am replying to his letters while he is away. I am quite intrigued by your picture. Do you always wear such...revealing attire? If so, please feel free to send more photos. As a monk and a man of curious mind, I take it upon myself to learn about other people and their cultures.

"Hey Miroku, what are you doing with my mail?"

::Looks away sheepishly::
"Oh, nothing…I was just looking for some scrolls and thought perhaps they were in here. I will be going now."

Please write back soon
Miroku

P.S. Would you consider bearing me a son?
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Dear Sesshou,

This is strictly for Sesshou...anyways...you sound hott...how bout a good romp??*licks lips, and winks playfully* or a long session talk...or moaning while do stuff... either or!

~OMFG~
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Dear OMFG,

:: Sesshou and Miroku both lunge for the envelope with OMFG's address. Chaos ensues as they each try to wrestle it away from the other::

How do you feel about sharing?

Just Curious
Sesshou and Miroku
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Dear Sesshoumaru,

My boyfriend is in California for a week leaving me w/ nothin' 2 do. But the day before he left he well...tried 2 please me A LOT and it bugged me. He didn't really act like himself like I wanted 2. What's a girl like me 2 do?

Problems Girl
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Dear Problems Girl,

So…your boyfriend is gone for a whole week, huh? He wouldn't come home early would he? And if by chance he did…is he the violent type?

Anyway, back to your questions. Now this is a very concerning problem. You are all alone with no one…excuse me, nothing to do. Perhaps you need someone else to try to please you for awhile. As for your final question. I would recommend you try doing a six foot tall dem…well, never mind. ::smiles seductively::

A Six Foot Tall Demon Lord
Sesshou
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Sesshou maru and Sesshou;

Are you gay or bi?

DT
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Dear DT,

Human, my mating habits are of no concern to you. Never again ask me such a vulgar question or you shall meet a fate even I dare not think about.

Lord Sesshoumaru
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Dear DT,

I'm not gay…I'm QUITE fond of the ladies. Speaking of which, how you doin'? As far as bi…well, I'm a very open minded person. I'll try just about anything once, more than once if it's fun. :: Miroku looks at Sesshou and slowly takes a step back::

Just Kidding…Or am I?
Sesshou
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Dear Inu;

Why are you an idiot?

DT
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Dear DT,

Bitch! Come over here and say that! :: Unsheathes his sword::

::Kagome shakes her head sadly:: "Ummm…InuYasha? It's the night of the new moon, your Tetsusaiga doesn't work. Your human remember?"

::InuYasha turns red and begins to curse under his breath before walking away::

"Yeah, I think he just proved your point…"

Kagome
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For Naraku;

*gives a biiig hug*

luv ya Naraku-chan!

DT
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Dear DT,

:: Grabs DT::

"I find you rather intriguing, human. Would you care to join me in my fight against that idiot half demon? I certainly hope you agree…or my entire argument about being a nice guy will go right out the window when I am forced to kill you.

Affectionately
Naraku
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Dear to whom it may concern (Sesshomaru/Sesshou)

Okay well you say that you won't mate with a human well what is Kagome then?! a thing!?!! and as i know in Kilala81's last stories lets say that they were KagomeXSesshomau....oh and in the Secrets of the Shinju i think that you are falling in wove(love) with her so HA! I just burned you and baaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!! oh and Sesshou gimmy a call*winks*

Miss that just burned you :D :D :D

KB
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Dearest KB,

I have no problems mating/loving humans. A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman. I assume this was mostly aimed at Lord Sesshoumaru, so I will let him take over here. I have a phone call to make…

Can't wait to talk
Sesshou
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Dear KB,

::Sesshoumaru glares daggers at Kilala81::

"Ummm….riiiight, about that whole you and Kagome being in love thing. Well, I…ummm….you see the thing is. ::Sighs:: You're gonna kill me aren't you?"

::Begins laughing nervously:: "How about we wait until the story is finished…I mean, no sense in leaving things up in the air, right?!?" ::Takes a few steps back from the seething demon lord:: "I am so going to kill KB if I get out of here alive."

Praying there is a next chapter
Kilala81
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A/N: I have gotten SO many questions! Thank you so much! Please be patient, I will answer them as quickly as humanly possible! I'm working through the list as we speak. Oh yeah, since I've forgotten up till now. "I, Kilala81, do not own InuYasha or any of the characters from the anime or manga.