InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...IY style ❯ Kouga ( Chapter 7 )
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By: SiriousB1 
Can he stay true to Kagome, or is Kagura gonna steal away his heart?
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 229 | Status: Completed
Can he stay true to Kagome, or is Kagura gonna steal away his heart?
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 229 | Status: Completed
Thank you to Kenkaya for your character and questions ideas. Also, she wishes for me to thank the authoress Tempest (on the Miroku one; not Kouga) because she originally came up with a Miroku lemon story that prompted her to give me the idea. Oh yeah, and if you are reading this (for god knows what reason; I certainly wouldn't) Tempest, give me the link/title to your story so I can read it. I'm a sucker of nasty lemons. >:-) Oh yeah, and for Kouga's question...I haven't seen/read any InuYasha with Kagura in it, so bear with me if I muss up the facts. (Thank god for character shrines...it's just too bad that
Dear SiriousB1,
I want to tell you that I love Kagome. I want to tell everyone that I love Kagome. I love her long, flowing hair, dark as night. I love her beautiful sparkling eyes. Her joyous laugh, her magical voice. She makes me drift away into a dream that may someday come true. Or, at least, that's what I'd like to think. You see, lately this demon has been attracting my attention. She's no ordinary demon, however. She's a "spawn" of Naraku. That is, Naraku controls her heart. (A/N: Or so the shrine says...) I can't really deal with the idea of having a girlfriend who gets sucked into a guy who wears a baboon pelt if she ever betrays him. But she is sooooooooooooooo sexy! But, I don't want to admit it to myself because Kagome is my one true love, isn't she? I mean, sure she hangs around 24/7 with that butt-ugly hanyou InuYasha and sure she quite possibly loves him, but still! She did help my pack and me from those creepy flying circle things with naked human torsos sticking out of them. I can't recall their names...oh well. But, anyway, Kagura! She is so free willed and independent. I mean, sure she destroyed most of my pack, but still! That just shows how strong she is. And I mean, sure she's put under the category of "Really Bad Guys" on that one website (A/N: Thank you animechains.com...you helped me figure out what she looked like!), but I'm a bad guy to, right? Dammit! I'm completely torn between that goody-two-shoes schoolgirl and this red-eyed demon in a kimono with a fan! Who should I do??? Who should I choose??? If I choose Kagome, how do I approach her without InuYasha going ballistic? If I choose Kagura, how do I approach her without Naraku going ballistic?
From,
I Love My Sexy Wolf Tail
Dear Sexy Wolf Tail,
You know, not being able to choose between women is just a normal guy thing. You think you're destined to be together with one girl, and then this other girl comes around that steals your heart away. I mean, hasn't anyone heard that 60s song "Make Up Your Mind" or "Finally Decide" or whatever that song was called? Anyway, it's about this guy who is in love with this girl, and then he sees her older sister and the dad makes him make up his mind on which he wants to marry. A weird way of describing it, but I think that song was made just for this column. (Well, actually this column would have to be made for the song because that was in the 60s and this 2003...I swear I don't have a time machine! ^_^;;) Regardless of the decade, your problem is an everyday thing. Personally, I would choose Kagura. Well, I mean, I would because I actually have no idea who she is and I hate Kagome (hell, not as much as Kikyo), so I'm going to suggest the one that could be better and I'm just not positive of. Did that make sense? Oh well...anyway, so, like I said, I'd choose Kagura and I don't think you could approach her without driving Naraku crazy. But, then again, not much doesn't anger the Baboon Man. But, I certainly wouldn't approach Kagome if you do end up going against my judgment and choose her instead of that demon girl. I mean, if Naraku goes ballistic over Kagura, think of how InuYasha's gonna' handle you hitting on Kagome! I mean, he already hates you. Better not to add more coal to the fire, if you know what I mean.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Dear SiriousB1,
I can no longer control my emotions. It seems that I, um, "go out of control" every time pain gets inflicted on me. It was all right with the occasional slap in the face that I received from a few women, but lately it happens so much that it just turns me on. I mean, god, Kagome's looking hotter by the day! And Sango...wow! Talk about major babe with major bust! It's not like I don't enjoy this new feeling, to tell you the truth it's great. But, when I'm in battle with...oh, let's say Sessho-marou...and I get hit...well, you can kind of get what I'm talking about. (It gets really bad when I'm fighting someone who's the same sex and there aren't any girls around for me to concentrate on!) Anyway, what can I do about this new "addiction" to pain? It makes me so...happy...
Signed,
Just a Monk With a Wind Tunnel
Dear Monk,
That is...interesting. I'm actually thinking that a lot of fangirls would prefer if you continued going on this way. That sounds really gross I know, but I know quite a few people who would be happy to discover that you found a new way to get off. So, you could just keep on the way you are, or you can go chain yourself to a wall in a deep, dark dungeon with no one around so you don't have to worry about your actions. Actually, don't do that. I don't really want to think about what you'd end up doing to yourself if you were alone and you cut yourself...
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Dear SiriousB1,
I want to tell you that I love Kagome. I want to tell everyone that I love Kagome. I love her long, flowing hair, dark as night. I love her beautiful sparkling eyes. Her joyous laugh, her magical voice. She makes me drift away into a dream that may someday come true. Or, at least, that's what I'd like to think. You see, lately this demon has been attracting my attention. She's no ordinary demon, however. She's a "spawn" of Naraku. That is, Naraku controls her heart. (A/N: Or so the shrine says...) I can't really deal with the idea of having a girlfriend who gets sucked into a guy who wears a baboon pelt if she ever betrays him. But she is sooooooooooooooo sexy! But, I don't want to admit it to myself because Kagome is my one true love, isn't she? I mean, sure she hangs around 24/7 with that butt-ugly hanyou InuYasha and sure she quite possibly loves him, but still! She did help my pack and me from those creepy flying circle things with naked human torsos sticking out of them. I can't recall their names...oh well. But, anyway, Kagura! She is so free willed and independent. I mean, sure she destroyed most of my pack, but still! That just shows how strong she is. And I mean, sure she's put under the category of "Really Bad Guys" on that one website (A/N: Thank you animechains.com...you helped me figure out what she looked like!), but I'm a bad guy to, right? Dammit! I'm completely torn between that goody-two-shoes schoolgirl and this red-eyed demon in a kimono with a fan! Who should I do??? Who should I choose??? If I choose Kagome, how do I approach her without InuYasha going ballistic? If I choose Kagura, how do I approach her without Naraku going ballistic?
From,
I Love My Sexy Wolf Tail
Dear Sexy Wolf Tail,
You know, not being able to choose between women is just a normal guy thing. You think you're destined to be together with one girl, and then this other girl comes around that steals your heart away. I mean, hasn't anyone heard that 60s song "Make Up Your Mind" or "Finally Decide" or whatever that song was called? Anyway, it's about this guy who is in love with this girl, and then he sees her older sister and the dad makes him make up his mind on which he wants to marry. A weird way of describing it, but I think that song was made just for this column. (Well, actually this column would have to be made for the song because that was in the 60s and this 2003...I swear I don't have a time machine! ^_^;;) Regardless of the decade, your problem is an everyday thing. Personally, I would choose Kagura. Well, I mean, I would because I actually have no idea who she is and I hate Kagome (hell, not as much as Kikyo), so I'm going to suggest the one that could be better and I'm just not positive of. Did that make sense? Oh well...anyway, so, like I said, I'd choose Kagura and I don't think you could approach her without driving Naraku crazy. But, then again, not much doesn't anger the Baboon Man. But, I certainly wouldn't approach Kagome if you do end up going against my judgment and choose her instead of that demon girl. I mean, if Naraku goes ballistic over Kagura, think of how InuYasha's gonna' handle you hitting on Kagome! I mean, he already hates you. Better not to add more coal to the fire, if you know what I mean.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Dear SiriousB1,
I can no longer control my emotions. It seems that I, um, "go out of control" every time pain gets inflicted on me. It was all right with the occasional slap in the face that I received from a few women, but lately it happens so much that it just turns me on. I mean, god, Kagome's looking hotter by the day! And Sango...wow! Talk about major babe with major bust! It's not like I don't enjoy this new feeling, to tell you the truth it's great. But, when I'm in battle with...oh, let's say Sessho-marou...and I get hit...well, you can kind of get what I'm talking about. (It gets really bad when I'm fighting someone who's the same sex and there aren't any girls around for me to concentrate on!) Anyway, what can I do about this new "addiction" to pain? It makes me so...happy...
Signed,
Just a Monk With a Wind Tunnel
Dear Monk,
That is...interesting. I'm actually thinking that a lot of fangirls would prefer if you continued going on this way. That sounds really gross I know, but I know quite a few people who would be happy to discover that you found a new way to get off. So, you could just keep on the way you are, or you can go chain yourself to a wall in a deep, dark dungeon with no one around so you don't have to worry about your actions. Actually, don't do that. I don't really want to think about what you'd end up doing to yourself if you were alone and you cut yourself...
Sincerely,
SiriousB1