InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...IY style ❯ Buyo (you know...Kag's cat...), Sesshy, and Inu ( Chapter 8 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: SiriousB1 
Okay...the cat is guilty, the dog needs to freshen his breath, and the hanyou is getting hot just thinking about Kag.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 946 | Visits: 214 | Status: Completed
Okay...the cat is guilty, the dog needs to freshen his breath, and the hanyou is getting hot just thinking about Kag.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 946 | Visits: 214 | Status: Completed
Thank you to D.G. and Crew for your character idea...I swear I could kill you all for it, but thank you...
Meow SiriousB1,
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow, meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! Meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Meow Meow Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow Souta meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow InuYasha. Souta meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Kagome's meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow...meow meow meow meow meow?
Meow,
Meow Meow Meow
Translation:
Dear SiriousB1,
I am feeling this horrible strand of guilt. It washes over me like a waterfall. I wandered into my master's shrine one day and, well, got lost. They went looking for me and one of my masters fell into the well in the shrine! Now, she's been constantly going back and forth between The Feudal Era on the other side of the well, and present day Japan on this side. She hardly spends any time with Souta and me any more because she is so busy running around with this hanyou named InuYasha. Souta and I think that she loves him, but she won't admit it. You see, I am guilty that I brought this upon us because now Kagome's family don't see her as often and her grades in school are slipping, but at the same time I feel happy because she's met the man of her dreams. I'm very confuzzled about my feelings...how should I handle this?
From,
The Hinageshi Cat
Dear The Hinageshi Cat,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Translation:
Dear The Hinageshi Cat,
GET AWAY! YOU SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME! NOT AS MUCH AS KURONEKO FROM TRIGUN (WHO HAS GOT TO ME THE LEADER OF THE ANIMAL SIDEKICK EMBASSY WHO IS TRYING TO KILL ME), BUT YOU ARE STILL PRETTY DAMN SCARY! HANDLE YOUR FEELINGS AS YOU WISH, BUT PLEASE JUST GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Thank you to Jasmin Flower for your character and question.
Dear SiriousB1,
I have this problem. There's this girl I know and we kind of like each other, but it seems like every time I run into her it's just after I transform into my true form. My true form has poisonous drool, and I'm kinda' scared that I'll melt her head. I've used rinses, brushed and even tried milk and breath mints but nothing helps. Have any advice?
Signed,
Troubled in Kyoto
Dear Troubled in Kyoto,
Well, I'm not an expert on fresh breath or anything like that...*breaths on sister's face* Sister (gasping): AAAHHHH!!! *Passes out*...right, so I don't know that much about it. Um...you could use those Listerine Pocket Pack things. Those are pretty strong. You could...um...learn to stop drooling...you know, go see a veterinarian and ask them about it. I'm almost positive that they'll have some sort of drug that you can take to end your drooling problems and freshen your breath. If not, well, get a new crush...
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Thank you to Michelle Carbajal for your character and question.
Dear SiriousB1,
Shit! I'm in heat for Kagome! NOOO! Do you know what this means?! I'M GOING HORNY OVER KAGOME! What should I do? If I go overboard with this "in heat" thing, Kagome will know how I feel about her. ANSWER BACK!
Yours sincerely,
A horny hanyou (half demon)
P.S.
Don't tell Kagome!
Dear Horny Hanyou,
It's questions like these that make me happy that I changed the rating from PG-13 to R. Anyway, what should you do? Well, let's see...if you get all horny over a girl, then you obviously like her lots. In this case, I'd say that you love her, as you don't want Kagome to know. (Isn't it always like that?) You're really gonna' half to tell her. I mean, you won't be able to be around her without going all "Miroku" (so to speak) on her. I guess you could just run away and never see her again or something, but that just isn't my style of advice. So, tell her you love her. Who knows, maybe you make her get excited as well. If so, well then...you two are meant to be, aren't you? If not...well, then give it time. She just might change her mind. In the mean time...just keep your distance from her until you build up the courage to tell her your emotions. You never know what might happen if you're around her and you get really aroused...
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Meow SiriousB1,
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow, meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! Meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Meow Meow Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow Souta meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow InuYasha. Souta meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Kagome's meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow...meow meow meow meow meow?
Meow,
Meow Meow Meow
Translation:
Dear SiriousB1,
I am feeling this horrible strand of guilt. It washes over me like a waterfall. I wandered into my master's shrine one day and, well, got lost. They went looking for me and one of my masters fell into the well in the shrine! Now, she's been constantly going back and forth between The Feudal Era on the other side of the well, and present day Japan on this side. She hardly spends any time with Souta and me any more because she is so busy running around with this hanyou named InuYasha. Souta and I think that she loves him, but she won't admit it. You see, I am guilty that I brought this upon us because now Kagome's family don't see her as often and her grades in school are slipping, but at the same time I feel happy because she's met the man of her dreams. I'm very confuzzled about my feelings...how should I handle this?
From,
The Hinageshi Cat
Dear The Hinageshi Cat,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Translation:
Dear The Hinageshi Cat,
GET AWAY! YOU SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME! NOT AS MUCH AS KURONEKO FROM TRIGUN (WHO HAS GOT TO ME THE LEADER OF THE ANIMAL SIDEKICK EMBASSY WHO IS TRYING TO KILL ME), BUT YOU ARE STILL PRETTY DAMN SCARY! HANDLE YOUR FEELINGS AS YOU WISH, BUT PLEASE JUST GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Thank you to Jasmin Flower for your character and question.
Dear SiriousB1,
I have this problem. There's this girl I know and we kind of like each other, but it seems like every time I run into her it's just after I transform into my true form. My true form has poisonous drool, and I'm kinda' scared that I'll melt her head. I've used rinses, brushed and even tried milk and breath mints but nothing helps. Have any advice?
Signed,
Troubled in Kyoto
Dear Troubled in Kyoto,
Well, I'm not an expert on fresh breath or anything like that...*breaths on sister's face* Sister (gasping): AAAHHHH!!! *Passes out*...right, so I don't know that much about it. Um...you could use those Listerine Pocket Pack things. Those are pretty strong. You could...um...learn to stop drooling...you know, go see a veterinarian and ask them about it. I'm almost positive that they'll have some sort of drug that you can take to end your drooling problems and freshen your breath. If not, well, get a new crush...
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Thank you to Michelle Carbajal for your character and question.
Dear SiriousB1,
Shit! I'm in heat for Kagome! NOOO! Do you know what this means?! I'M GOING HORNY OVER KAGOME! What should I do? If I go overboard with this "in heat" thing, Kagome will know how I feel about her. ANSWER BACK!
Yours sincerely,
A horny hanyou (half demon)
P.S.
Don't tell Kagome!
Dear Horny Hanyou,
It's questions like these that make me happy that I changed the rating from PG-13 to R. Anyway, what should you do? Well, let's see...if you get all horny over a girl, then you obviously like her lots. In this case, I'd say that you love her, as you don't want Kagome to know. (Isn't it always like that?) You're really gonna' half to tell her. I mean, you won't be able to be around her without going all "Miroku" (so to speak) on her. I guess you could just run away and never see her again or something, but that just isn't my style of advice. So, tell her you love her. Who knows, maybe you make her get excited as well. If so, well then...you two are meant to be, aren't you? If not...well, then give it time. She just might change her mind. In the mean time...just keep your distance from her until you build up the courage to tell her your emotions. You never know what might happen if you're around her and you get really aroused...
Sincerely,
SiriousB1