InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...IY style ❯ O_O Michael Jackson..... ( Chapter 9 )
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By: SiriousB1 
Could he possibly be related to Naraku!?
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 542 | Visits: 197 | Status: Completed
Could he possibly be related to Naraku!?
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 542 | Visits: 197 | Status: Completed
Thank you to Cheyo-Vera for your "character" and question idea. The sad thing about it? I actually considered it and realized, "Dear God, it might be true! AAHHH!!!"
Dear SiriousB1,
Hello there. My name is Michael Jackson. I'm sure that you've heard of me. I am, after all, one of the most famous singers in the world. Ahem...anyway, I watched the anime InuYasha when it was on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim and continue to buy/rent the series. After watching a rather disturbing episode in which the villain Naraku stands completely naked before the characters, I realized something that makes me happy and slightly afraid at the same time. I realized that it is quite possible that Naraku and myself are related. First of all, our appearance. Both of us have dark hair and we also have the same color skin. (Well, now we do, anyway...) And then there is the fact that we both have similar goals. For example, molestation. He enjoys molesting minds, while I make a note to keep a sharp eye out for little boys...um...I did not just write that...*sweatdrop* Ahem...moving along, we both also are on constant searches for things. Him for shards of the Shikon Jewel and myself for the best plastic surgeons on the planet...and my home planet Pluto. I mean...I'm from Earth...*nervous laugh* Of course I am! Heh...heh...ahem. So, to conclude, do you know if Naraku is looking for a long-lost or distant cousin? Or, perhaps, an uncle?
Yours truly,
Doesn't Matter if You're Black Or White
Dear Once Was Black, Now is "White",
So, the Prince of Pop watches InuYasha, huh? That is information I DID NOT need to know...anyway, I have absolutely no idea if Naraku is looking for a lost relative. I'm not his friend and I do not frequently correspond with him. (I'll be okay as long as he doesn't figure out a way to control my mind...) I do, however, know his e-mail address as the website that publishes these questions lets the questioner know if he/she/it's question has been answered. Why don't you e-mail him? Here it is: wontyoubemyneighbor@baboonman.com I'm sure he'd be happy to hear from you...
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
A/N to readers: Okay...now I've done some pretty offensive stuff with my advice columns in the past, but this one takes the cake. Michael Jackson, if by some incredibly creepy coincidence you do watch InuYasha and you do read this, then I apologize for poking fun at your skin color, personal l9ife, and accusations that you are a child molester. (Only you know if that's really true.) For all of you Michael Jackson fans, do not think that I hate him. I am guilty of wanting and owning his CD Invincible and I must say that his songs and music videos (especially Thriller) are genius. I like his music, his moonwalk...he's a great performer. It's just one of those times where I don't like the performer himself. Sorry Michael, but Janet kicks your ass any day.
Dear SiriousB1,
Hello there. My name is Michael Jackson. I'm sure that you've heard of me. I am, after all, one of the most famous singers in the world. Ahem...anyway, I watched the anime InuYasha when it was on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim and continue to buy/rent the series. After watching a rather disturbing episode in which the villain Naraku stands completely naked before the characters, I realized something that makes me happy and slightly afraid at the same time. I realized that it is quite possible that Naraku and myself are related. First of all, our appearance. Both of us have dark hair and we also have the same color skin. (Well, now we do, anyway...) And then there is the fact that we both have similar goals. For example, molestation. He enjoys molesting minds, while I make a note to keep a sharp eye out for little boys...um...I did not just write that...*sweatdrop* Ahem...moving along, we both also are on constant searches for things. Him for shards of the Shikon Jewel and myself for the best plastic surgeons on the planet...and my home planet Pluto. I mean...I'm from Earth...*nervous laugh* Of course I am! Heh...heh...ahem. So, to conclude, do you know if Naraku is looking for a long-lost or distant cousin? Or, perhaps, an uncle?
Yours truly,
Doesn't Matter if You're Black Or White
Dear Once Was Black, Now is "White",
So, the Prince of Pop watches InuYasha, huh? That is information I DID NOT need to know...anyway, I have absolutely no idea if Naraku is looking for a lost relative. I'm not his friend and I do not frequently correspond with him. (I'll be okay as long as he doesn't figure out a way to control my mind...) I do, however, know his e-mail address as the website that publishes these questions lets the questioner know if he/she/it's question has been answered. Why don't you e-mail him? Here it is: wontyoubemyneighbor@baboonman.com I'm sure he'd be happy to hear from you...
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
A/N to readers: Okay...now I've done some pretty offensive stuff with my advice columns in the past, but this one takes the cake. Michael Jackson, if by some incredibly creepy coincidence you do watch InuYasha and you do read this, then I apologize for poking fun at your skin color, personal l9ife, and accusations that you are a child molester. (Only you know if that's really true.) For all of you Michael Jackson fans, do not think that I hate him. I am guilty of wanting and owning his CD Invincible and I must say that his songs and music videos (especially Thriller) are genius. I like his music, his moonwalk...he's a great performer. It's just one of those times where I don't like the performer himself. Sorry Michael, but Janet kicks your ass any day.