InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ All I Want For Christmas is...... ❯ 'Tis the Season ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Disclaimer: I don't own the InuYasha series or it's characters, but I have a full proof plan to steal them.





A smile graced upon a handsome face as the "it kid" in town bathed in the sun from the picture window. He was a young hot shot music producer and was wanted by everybody in Hollywood. He had a villa set on a comfy cul-de-sac in a celebrity enclave spotlighted in Studio City, a sizzling Mercedes-Benz SL Class that just drew in buttloads of poontang, and was a good talent with dashing good looks. Yep, InuYasha Taisho had the life most would kill for and nothing could mess that up.

"InuYasha Taisho?!" A voice yelled.

InuYasha practically jumped from his seat from hearing the loud hog call. He looked up to see his bossy publicist, Jolice Mitchell, hand on hip and scowl on face.

"What?!" He exclaimed as he thumped his ear to try and get sound back into it. "You damn near busted my ear drum."

"Good. Maybe being deaf would be a story the press will be more interested in other than this." She said as she slammed a People Magazine on his desk.

He gave her a confused look before picking up the magazine. "Fuck are you talking about?"

"Find out for yourself. Page 44." She said through clenched teeth.

"What's your deal? It can't be that bad."

"I seriously beg to differ."

"What?" He said flipping through pages. "Is it me with some hot young starlet. I don't recall everything that happened at Diddy's party, you know." He chuckled before the smile was completely wiped off his face and an expression of shock overruled.

Jolice cringed as he screamed expletives throughout the building making people stop and look around.

"What the fuck is this shit?!" He screamed.

"I was wondering if you could tell me." She said with a concerned look on her delicate face.

The look she gave him made InuYasha blanch. "You don't honestly believe this shit is true."

Jolice held her hands up in defense. "I'm not saying anything. All I know is that maybe you should take a vacation."

InuYasha sighed "Well, the Florida Keys are looking nice this year."

"I was thinking on a different note."

"How different?" He asked, scared of her comment.

"It's the holidays. You haven't seen your family or friends in awhile. Maybe should go back to Tokyo."

"Tokyo?! Do you even know how hard I worked to get away from there?"

"I know, Yash, but..." She picked up the magazine."If this gets blown out of proportion, then you could be completely done for."

"How about I do an interview or something?"

"Haven't we learned from the alcohol addiction incident with Diane Sawyer. Come on,Yash, you and me both know that you're not that good with words."

InuYasha groaned as he dropped his head on the cherry wood of his desk. "My life was perfect two minutes ago."

"It's okay, Yash. Just lay low in Tokyo for the holidays and maybe I can pull some strings to get this article dusted under the rug."

He looked up with big puppy dog eyes. "You promise?"

She smiled and put the magazine down. "Yeah."

InuYasha nodded then he looked at the cover of the People Magazine and frowned.



A thirteen year old boy laid on his bed. His head upside down and hanging from the edge as he eagerly read his newest subscription to People Magazine. His jaw dropped the whole time as he read the most controversial article ever, "Is Yash gay?" “God, when you think you know them." He said as he shook his head.

"Souta, dinner is ready." A feminine voice called.

"Alright, mom. I'm coming. Hold on."

"Are you..." The older woman sighed. "Are you masturbating because the doctor said that it will chafe if you continue at this rate."

"Mom?!" The boy blushed before sliding off the bed and falling headfirst on the floor. He scrambled to his feet in a clumsy haste. "I am not doing that!" He yelled.

"Alright, alright. Just clean up when you're done, okay." She said before walking off. The woman bumped into her daughter on the way to the kitchen.

"Hey, mom."

"Kagome, you made it!" She said in a thrilled tone as she hugged the dear life out of her daughter.

"I wouldn't miss dinner for the world. You're cooking is way better than a T.V. dinner." The young woman joked.

"How's Hojo?"

"Mom, me and him have been seperated for almost a year now."

"That's doesn't mean you can't check up on him every now and again."

"Yes, it does. That's exactly what it means." She argued.

"Okay. I understand how hurt you must be so Hojo won't be brought up again."

Kagome let go of her armored shield and sighed. "Thanks."

“Just go say hi to your brother. Knock first he’s...,” She lowered her voice to a light whisper. “Taking care of his manly urges.”

Kagome made a digusted face before her mother patted her back and walked away. The young woman shook her head as she walked down the hall towards her little brother room. She gave a gentle knock.

“I said I was coming, mom!” He yelled.

“It’s me, Kagome. Open the door, you big waterhead monkey.” She joked.

Souta dropped the magazine on the ground and walked to the door and opened it. “Sis!” He greeted by giving her a lovesome hug.

Kagome was taken back by the man that opened the door. “Souta?! Wow, you’ve grown so much.” She said as she hugged her little brother, who was ironically almost a foot taller than her.

He pulled back from the embrace and blushed. “Yeah, I’ve been working out.”

“I can see.” She said grabbing his bicep. “I bet the girls are all over you.”

Souta shrugged his shoulders. “Oh, don’t be modest.” She said reaching up to ruffle his bushy mop of hair. “I bet they’re all over you.”

“Souta! Kagome! Don’t let all my hardowork go to waste!” The elder of the house yelled.

“Come on, Kag. You know ma still gets touchy about her food getting cold.”

“Alright, but are my clothes still in my room?”

“What room? That’s ma’s office now.”

“Mom turned my room into an office?!”

“You have an apartment uptown. Mom, just thought it was a waste of space to keep it.”

“Well, where are my clothes?”

“They’re in a box in the back of my closet.”

“Thanks for the love, you guys.”

“Glad to give it.” He said with a toothy grin. “Hurry up, kiddo.” He said before going down stairs.

Kagome sighed before going into her brother’s room. She turned up her face at the teenagers’s junky habitat. She stepped over clothes and a suspiciously bawled up towel as she headed for the closet. Kagome sighed as she opened it and kneld down to pull out a box that read, “Kagome’s Clothes”, in red marker. She picked up the box and headed out the door before a magazine on the floor caught her eye. She looked closer to notice an unmistakable silver haired and golden eyed boy that haunted her childhood.

‘Could it be?’ She asked herself before reading the title, “Is Yash gay?” She coughed as she accidently dropped the box letting the contents fall onto the ground. “Shit.” She cursed before kneeling down and picking up the stray clothes and placing them into the box. She sat on the floor and picked up the magazine and began to read the article,
“Rumors have it that, Yash, is getting a one-way ticket to Brokeback Mountain. It has been said that the hot music producer was seen ‘canoodling’ with his sizzling new rap artist, James Moore, also known as Kaboom. Will the realtionship last or will it flop. Close friends of Yash say....”

Kagome sighed and closed the magazine. “That’s ludicrous. InuYasha can’t be gay. He isn’t fashionable enough.” She said then gently laughed at her small corny joke. She shook her head. “Well, he’s not my problem anymore.” Kagome said before snorting as she threw the magazine on the ground. She quickly picked up her box and headed out the room.



InuYas ha reluctantly walked the tiled floors of Narita Int’l Airport. He looked over to the counter that read, “Hertz”, and quick-stepped towards it.

“Hello, how may I help you?”

“Oh, um my name is InuYasha Taisho. I ordered a car.”

“Oh, Mr. Taisho. Here’s your ticket. All you have to do is go around to the back and receive your car.”

“Thanks.” He said taking the ticket. He shook his head as he looked at the ticket. “Um something’s wrong.”

“What’s the problem?”

“I ordered a Mercedes-Benz convertible. This ticket says I ordered a Toyota Corolla which is definitely not what I ordered.”

“Well, if you read the fine print, sir. It says a Mercedes-Benz or similar to that.”

“How is a Toyota Corolla even remotely close to a Mercedes?”

“It’s the most luxurious car we have, sir.”

“It’s a woman’s car.”InuYasha growled.

“And it fits you well, Mr. Taisho.” The man said before winking.

InuYasha rolled his eyes as he snatched his ticket and walked away.



He walked to the lot where the cars were held with his ticket in hand.

“How may I help you?” The man said dressed in a baggy black jumpsit.

InuYasha gave him the ticket. “Toyota Corolla."

The man looked at the ticket and looked at InuYasha. “That’s a woman’s car isn’t?”

“Just give me the damn car.”






The uncomfortable feeling of InuYasha's luggage digging into his back or the weird rent-a-car smell didn't compare to the gutt wrenching feeling he felt parked infront of his parents house. He inhaled deeply then exhaled worldy to get his composure together. The house looked the exact same. The modest ranch home with a large tree that held his childhood tire swing, and decorative flower bed under the big picture window.

He dropped his head on the steering wheel and continued to bang his head against the leather in attempt to drown out the memories of his past life. Why was he here? He spent so much time planning to get out of this place, to get out of his parents hold on him, to get out of his brother's constant teasing, and to get away from the annoying girl that haunted his childhood and undoubtedly broke his heart.

Upon remembering the girl, he popped his head up and looked quizzically down the street where her house was. "I wonder where Kagome is now." He said. InuYasha shrugged his shoulders. "Hell, she ain't my problem no more."

"Yasha?" a light feminine voice called.

InuYasha slightly turned his head to be face to face with mother. She aged a little, but was still bright in the eyes and classy as ever in her simple beige pant and black sweater. "Hey, mom." He said with little, or no, excitement.

"Yashie!" His mother screeched. "I can't believe it." She said before opening the door and grabbing her youngest into her arms. "We've missed you so much." She said holding on for dear life as the seat belt wrapped around his neck, choking him.

"M...mom." He strained. "I...can't...breath." He squeaked.

Once the mother realized what she was doing, she quickly let go. "I'm sorry, sweetie. I'm just so glad that you came for the holidays. I knew you still cared for us."

InuYasha nodded as he tried to catch his breath from his near death experience. He unlocked the seatbelt before getting out of the car and stretching.

"Oh, look at you. You're as skinny as a toothpick. Have you been eating? I hear about the new trend out there in Hollywood."

"Ma." He groaned. "I ain't anorexic. I'm eating."

She frowned as she put her hands on her hips. "Well, it don't look like it, but you came just in time. I have some yams simmering in there for my sweet potatoe pie."

InuYasha mouth began to water. "Really?" One good thing that came out of this trip, was he his mother's cooking. Nothing could beat his mother's cooking.

"Yeah, come on." She said walking towards the house and InuYasha eagerly followed. "You better hurry up before Sesshy eats it all."

InuYasha dazed and confused looked disappeared. "Sesshy? Sesshomaru's in there." He said pointing to the house.

"Yeah, Sesshy's always here for holidays. Him and his wife are in there."

"Wife? Sesshomaru's married?!" He folded his arms. "Typical that he didn't invite me."

"He did. You didn't get the invitation. The wedding was two springs ago."

InuYasha furrowed his eyebrows remembering he was doing wild and crazy things in Daytona Beach for spring break. "Yeah, I was probably busy."

Izayoi noticed her sons guilty look. "Oh, don't worry. We know you're always busy being a big music producer and all. Now, just come on in and get some pie." She soothed.

He looked up to his mother and nodded. "Alright." He said following his mother.





“ ;Itadakimasu!” The Higurashi family yelled before digging into the sashimi and prawn tempura spread.

“Wow, this is so good, ma.” Kagome said before taking another piece of food.

“Well, I couldn’t have my baby starving out there on the holidays. Remember, I ordered a christmas cake from the bakery around the corner. I need you to go around and get it for me after dinner.”

“Sure.” Kagome said before taking another bite.

“Oh, I heard the Taisho’s are having a Christmas party tomorrow. Maybe you should stop by. Izayoi and Tai would love to see you.”

Kagome shook her head. “No, I don’t plan to go this year. How about just the three of us hang out?”

“Hang out?! With you and mom?” Souta exclaimed. “No way.”

“Oh, yeah, Souta has a big date tomorrow night.” Mrs. Higurashi said.

“Date?!” Kagome said with a smile.

“Mom, you promised.” The boy whined.

“Well, I thought Kagome didn’t count.”

“She’s the main one.” He argued.

“Why didn’t you want to tell me about your date? You know I have to meet her, right? I can’t let just any floozy shaking her fresh tail around my little bro.”

“That is exactly why I didn’t want to tell you.”

“What’s her name?”

“None of your bussiness.” He pouted.

“Don’t make me have to pull out your baby pictures when she comes over. And yes, the naked one of you on the bearskin rug is a must.” Kagome teased.

“Oh, god, her name is Mayu.”

“Oooh, sounds wholesome.” Kagome said.

Souta groaned as he put his head in his arms to hide the strike of embarassment. “I can’t wait ‘til I graduate.”







< i>“Gochisosama!” The Taisho family yelled after finishing the hearty and filling foods.

“That was great, honey.” The head of the household, Tai, said before leaning back to unbutton his pants. “I should’ve worn my eating pants.”

“Yeah, ma, I forgot how good your food was.” InuYasha said licking his lips trying to remember the taste.

“Oh, you’re too kind. I just threw a little something together.”

“Don’t be so modest, Mrs. T. You’ve gotta tell me your recipe.” Sesshomaru’s wife, Rin, said.

“Please, don’t her give reason to burn the house down. This poor girl doesn’t even know how to boil water.” Sesshomaru dotted in.

“Sesshy?!” The young woman raged before falling over into a fit of giggles. “Yeah, it’s probably best I shouldn’t.”

InuYasha looked at his family and how wholesome they were. It was complete turn around from the shallow and materialstic snobs out in California. ‘I miss it.’ He thought.

“So, I heard that you were gay.” Sesshomaru said.

InuYasha could’ve lost a lung the way he coughed from his brother’s comment. “What?! That’s not true.”

“That’s not what my latest subscription said.”

“Oh, hush, Sesshomaru. Everybody knows how the media lies, but if it is true then I support my baby completely.” Izayoi soothed.

“But it ain’t!”

“It better not because I didn’t raise a sissy.” Tai said with stern voice.

“It’s not, dad, I swear. The media always wants a story no matter how far fetched.”

“Well, enough all of this Hollywood know how. Yasha, I need you to go around the corner and order me a christmas cake from the bakery. I would cook one myself, but I haven’t got the energy.”

Glad to change the subject, InuYasha quickly nodded. “Sure, ma. I’ll go now before they’re all sold out.” He said getting up and leaving.

“I still say he’s gay.” Sesshomaru said.

“God, I hope not.” Tai said before sighing.

“He’s driving a Toyota Corolla.” Izayoi added and the family looked oddly at each other.




“I 217;ll be right back, ma.” Kagome said as she threw on her winter coat.

“Okay, Kagome. Be careful out there. It’s been colder than usual this winter.”

“Tell me something I don’t know.” She giggled as she pulled on her mittens before heading on into the cold December weather.

Kagome decided that it wouldn’t be all that bad as to walk to the bakery. Gas prices were high and it was just around the corner. So, with her mind made up, she began to walk.

It was a short walk to the local bakery and much to her luck there was one cake left. “Thank you, God.” She said reaching for the cake at the same a hand grabbed for it. “Sorry, but I had it first.” She said politely.

“Sorry, but I saw it first.”

Kagome froze in her spot at the rude man’s comment. “Please, it’s the holidays.”

“Exactly, so let you grubby hands go.” The man argued.

“Look, mister...” Kagome whipping around before her breath completely caught.

InuYasha was getting pretty upset with this dingy girl who thought she could come and pull that ‘oh, it’s the holidays’ trick. He wasn’t one to fall for anything. That was until he saw the face the annoying voice belonged to. InuYasha was taken back from her beauty. She had curly locks that seemd to flow forever, a doll like face that had the cutest little frown, and her body was smoking hot despite the cold air. She didn’t have much of a chest, but it didn’t take from her gorgeous looks.

Kagome was fed up until she saw it was that same boy, but this handsome man was no longer an adolescent. Yeah, she’s seen him in the magazines and on the T.V., but he was stunning up close. “InuYasha?” Kagome said in astonishment.

“Um...I didn’t get your name.” InuYasha said before smiling.

Kagome wasn’t one to swoon over guys, but he was an exception. “It’s me.” She vaguely said.

InuYasha shrugged his shoulders and chuckled. “Me who?”

“Kagome. Kagome Higurashi.”

‘Kagome Higurashi! It couldn’t be. Not the little scrawny little snob that lived down the street from him. Not the one that broke my heart and threw it to the curb.’ “Wow. You’ve really grown into those legs.” He didn't plan for that comment to come out, but it just spilled over his lips.

“Thanks. I think. So, what are you in town for?”

“Just hanging out with family for the holidays.” He wondered why he hated this girl some much back in the day. She was so nice now. 'I guess things change.'

“That’s nice. Look, you take the cake.” Kagome said.

“No, you take it.”

“No, you take it. I insist.” Kagome said.

“I said take it. I insist.” InuYasha said through the clenched teeth as he pushed the cake towards her.

Kagome’s eyebrows furrowed. “No, you take it.” She said pushing the cake back towards him.

“Look, bitch, take the damn cake. I ain’t got all day.” InuYasha outbursted. Now he remembered why he despised this girl so much. She was his complete opposite and everytime he would say stop, she would say go. If he said red, then she would say blue and etc.

“I’m trying to be nice. Why do have to be so hard headed?” She said pushing the cake towards him.

InuYasha snatched the cake from her hands. “Fine. I’ll take the cake.” He said before walking away.

“I can’t believe you took it!” She exclaimed.

InuYasha stopped dead in his tracks and swung around. “What?! Are you nuts?!”

“Me? You’re the one with the bad manners. Have your mother ever taught you that it’s ladies first, bonehead?”

“Yeah, but she didn’t warn me about what to do when I cross a beast like you.”

Kagome sucked in a suffocated breath of anger. “Beast?! You...you neanderthal pig.”

InuYasha stuck his tongue out like a child “Have a happy fucking holiday, you nut” He said before heading towards his car.

“Nice car, gay bob.” Kagome teased.

InuYasha growled before sticking up the finger that showed his real emotions before getting into his car.

“You still haven’t changed, InuYasha!You’re still as immature as ever!” She yelled

“Yeah, just like your breast, sugar tits!” He quipped before driving off.

Kagome huffed and folded her arms. “What a jerk?” She said and right then she knew this was going to be a start to one fucked up Christmas.



A/n: Feliz Navidad!