InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ All's fair in love and war ❯ Thoughts and Interruptions ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any affiliated characters… I wish I could own the great and powerful fluffy chan.

 

Warning: A bit of potty mouthing and some innuendo.

 

A/N: Got me a new computer and a direction to go with this fic. Check out some changes in chapter 2 if you haven't re-read it already. It's been forever I know. Life has lots of complications. I want to continue this story, but I cannot guarantee continuous updates because of work and school. I will push through as much as I can this weekend though. Thank you to all of you who have stayed with me from the beginning and I beg your forgiveness for my inattentiveness. Thank you to new readers with new reviews, its always appreciated.

As for lemon material, we'll just have to see. Interruptions for Inuyasha are many…

 

Chapter 3: Thoughts and Interruptions

 

Inuyasha and his thoughts:

 

Inuyasha's confession of wanting only Kagome had not only earned him a very nice kiss and make-up session that he was working on at this very moment, but a very aroused Kagome too. Why hadn't he done this sooner?

 

Oh yea his honor… this whole thing was really complicated. While it was true that he did want only Kagome, but he did originally have feelings for the dead miko and it made a certain obligation to make sure that she was put to rest after Naraku was taken care of very important. He didn't want to go to hell with her, but he was hoping that somehow there was a way to put her to rest without making either one of the mikos mad at him. This he would have to save for later planning, and hopefully this time he'd have someone on his side.

 

Kagome. All signs were pointing in the right direction, and she was still making out with him, not mention he was almost purring at this point from the attention his ears were getting, so this left a bit more time for his thoughts to wander in the direction of what just happened.

 

Now that they had gotten the confusion out of the way about his feelings for Kagome, it seemed like things were going well for Inuyasha. The plan, while it had not gone over as smoothly as he would have liked, turned out well in the end.

 

He hadn't planned for that whole almost going to hell bit, but it's not like it really mattered right? Kagome saved him in the end like she always did from Kikyo, and that proved that she felt the same way right? Not to mention that pathetic Hodo didn't matter anymore… now all he had to do was get Kagome to promise never to see him again. And even if she didn't, he would always be there to enforce it, whether Kagome liked it or not. A few threats here and there, and he was sure that the little brat would back off. A quick ear cover and he'd be able to threaten the little bastard to his heart's content.

 

That's the plan, now let's make her promise. He broke the little make out session and with a very serious face said, “Kagome, I need to ask you something…”

 

Kagome, being totally flustered from having his tongue down her throat and the greatest kiss not to mention make-out session she'd ever had, hell the only one, barely replied with, “Hmm?”

 

“Kagome…. I…. Well I need to tell you that…”

 

Elsewhere in the bushes not too far away…

 

Whispered giggling…

 

“He's going to confess this time… no wonder he wanted me to leave…”

 

“My dear Sango,” He grabbed her hands in his typical proposal fashion, “ I want you… only you… with no regrets… forever,” as the monk said this he pursed his lips and closed his eyes for a kiss and leaned in for the kill.

 

POOF! “Ewwwww! Sango! I'm not going to kiss him for you!”

 

Whispering from one bush over, “Sorry Shippou, serves him right though. Houshi, you're shameless!”

 

“What? It worked for Inuyasha. You will come to my arms eventually Sango my swee- Owwww!”

 

 

Sango had thrown a particularly large stone at him and hit directly on the forehead. “Shut up Houshi! Do you want to get caught?” She turned back to watch the couple who should be on the spot. “Hmph!”

 

Said Houshi had a much better idea. He crawled over to the bush that Sango was hiding in directly behind her and felt a familiar urge. He couldn't help himself. That perfectly positioned ass called out to him like always… so much for trying to be romantic.

 

Rub rub rub.

 

SMACK! A sound made when only the beautiful Sango made an imprint on his face that as usual could be heard throughout the entire forest, and this time quite promptly, knocked him unconscious.

 

Unfortunately for Sango and Co. the smack had been heard by their favorite couple as well.

 

“Kagome…. I…. Well I need to tell you that…” SMACK! “WHAT THE FUCK!”

 

“You needed to tell me wtf?”

 

“NO! DAMNIT IT! Figures they'd fucking be watching,” Inuyasha stomped off in the direction on the whispering bushes.

 

Kagome's face turned red with embarrassment from this.

 

“We've been caught Sango! We better run! I don't wanna be bopped on the head even if Kagome will sit—AAAHHHHHH!”

 

“Got ya brat!” Inuyasha had Shippou by the tail.

 

“WAAAAAHHHHHH! KAGOME HELP ME!”

 

“Inu-yasha!”

 

He braced himself for the inevitable sit, only it did not come. `Is she not mad at me?'

 

“Give me Shippou,” the runt was promptly handed over.

 

Sniffle. “Kagome… why didn't you…” sniffle “sit him into oblivion?” sniffle.

 

“Because Shippou, technically he has not done anything to you other than stop you by the tail and while that may have hurt a bit, it's not enough to receive a s- that kind of punishment. Honestly, it's you, Sango, and the unconscious Miroku over there who are in the wrong. What have I told you about listening to other people's private conversations?”

 

`She's defending me? Definitely should have done this sooner.' Inuyasha was in shock but that didn't stop his mouth from running away with him since Shippou was being scolded, “HA! Serves you right little squirt!”

 

Shippou took this opportunity to stick out his tongue while Kagome was looking at Inuyasha and blow a raspberry.

 

Inuyasha cracked his knuckles.“Why you little-”

 

“Inuyasha sit.”

 

“GAAAAAHHHH!” Inuyasha screamed as he face-planted into the dirt.

 

“Inuyasha you have no right to hurt him,” she turned on Shippou as he giggled, “Shippou you shouldn't instigate. What are you going to do if there's ever no one here to stop him?”

 

“I get him don't you worry!”

 

“Yea good luck with that…” Inuyasha mumbled from his dirt filled mouth.

 

Kagome suddenly remembered the whole predicament that started this whole situation and her face drained of anger and turned back to embarrassment, “Um… if you could all could excuse Inuyasha and me we need to finish our conversation…”

 

The monk had suddenly woken up at this statement, “Great conversation can lead to a great many children. Inuyasha is so lucky. Were I man in his shoes and my darling Sango would bear me the children I so desired with so little coercing, I may pass on the happiest man to have ever-”

 

SMACK! The monk was knocked unconscious yet again, this time by both Kagome and Sango.

 

“Hentai no baka!” They screamed in unison.

 

“You got him Sango?” Kagome asked, face still red with embarrassment.

 

“Yea. I'm sure Kirara will help me carry him back right?”

 

“Mew!”

 

“Sorry Kagome I-”

 

“Damn right you should be sorry-”

 

“Sit!”

 

Inuyasha was eating dirt yet again.

 

“Sango it'll be okay and I'll tell you all about it once we get this figured out just keep the hentai and Shippou out of it ok?”

 

“Got it Kagome, good luck.”

 

Kagome looked at the unconscious monk and mumbled “yea… you too.” As Sango and Co. flew back to town, Kagome bent down by Inuyasha.

 

“You didn't have to sit me wench.”

 

“Well if you had continued that way, they never would have left and someone would have been hurt.”

 

“But-”

 

“No, you know I'm right and that they love to watch us argue so the quickest way was to subdue your anger.” Kagome held out her hand to help him up, “Now let's go back to my time so we can finish the discussion in peace, I don't think Mama will be there. No arguments or I'll s-i-t you again”

 

“Fine we got business back there anyway.”

 

“Huh?”

 

“I'll explain when we get there hop on wench.”

 

The ride back to the well was a quiet one and Kagome rested her head on his shoulder as they went. While this feeling was always comforting to Inuyasha, it was just something about holding her in that position that drove him crazy. The feel of her bare legs in his hands, her breath on his neck, was just enough to drive the demon in him crazy, but it was just something he'd have to worry about when they got back to her time. Woman drove him crazy and she needed to know that it wasn't okay for her to allow others to come sniffing around.

 

Inuyasha leapt into the well…