InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ All the things I wish would happen ❯ DIE KIKYO! ( Chapter 1 )

ALL THE THINGS I WISH WOULD HAPPEN

(A/N: Just for you people who like some people out there I warn you, do not read if you like kikyo or jaken (Like anyone would like that toad). I don't. I especially hate kikyo because no one's aloud to kiss Inu Yasha except Kagome! And me!)

Chapter One: DIE KIKYO!

It was a beautiful, warm, sunny, and happy spring day. Or at least it would have been if not for that icky, icky, walking, dirt, zombie, corpse thingy, Kikyo. She had her quiver of arrow slung over her back and her bow in hand. She was going to kill that bitch, Kagome, and then take Inu Yasha to Hell with her. Easy enough she thought. Little did she know of the idea our authoress had inside her cheese-men organized mind.

Kagome was in a field of flowers with Inu and Shippo. She was showing the kit how to make garlands when she felt a familiar aura that she often wished would go away. Inny-chan sprang up at the smell of the icky-icky-corpse-women. Sure enough Kikyo was soon there. "Hello Inu Yasha." She said with her usual coldness. Inny-chan was now over Kikyo, and wanted nothing more than for her to die and rest in peace. "Kikyo, will you just die already?" "Not until you come with me." Then suddenly a pink lighting bolt came and shot down right next to Kikyo almost hitting her. Some one was about to say something when then a girl younger than Kagome appeared on the smoldering earth. She had dark brown hair and light brown eyes. She had tanned skin, and wore a beautiful white dress from Kagome's time with a light pink sash around the waist matching the ribbon that tied her hair. She looked like an angel, innocent and pure. "Damn! I missed!" well so much for being innocent and pure. Shippo with his childish curiosity asked, "Missed what?" "The icky dead corpse thing, Duh!" she said as if it were obvious. "But first…" she looked at Inu Yasha with a devilish grin that seemed to look good on her angelic face. "Inny-Chan! ^_^" She ran to Inu Yasha and immediately hooked onto his ears. "The soooft, the fuuuzzzzy." Inu Yasha looked just annoyed. "Why The Hell Are You?" "Potty-Mouth!" soap suddenly appears in her hand and she started scrubbing Inu's mouth. (A/N: sorry Mo-Mo chan I had to do that. It was so funny. Please don't sue) Shippo was laughing his head off and Kagome had a giggle fit. Even Kikyo had to smile at this hilarious scene. When the strange girl was done she introduced she stood up straight and said, "I am Inu-Libby. One of the Queen of Chaos." Kagome soon had the ULTAMATE LOOK OF HORROR on her face. "A-a-a Q-qu-e-eee-n of Cha-cha-os. AAAAHHHH! THIS IS A QUEEN OF CHAOS FAN FICTION!" now every body except Inu-Libby and Inu Yasha, because Libby was on his ears, was running around screaming blood murder. "You're not gonna make us play a really bad truth or dare are you?" Inu Yasha asked timidly. "No this is not that kind of fic." He was now relieved but every one else was still screaming.

As Shippo passed the Inu's while saying "BLOODY MURDER! BLOODY MURDER! (A/N: told'ya they were screaming bloody murder)" Libby remembered something. She let go of Yasha's ear and yelled in a deep almost male voice, "SILENCE!" everyone suddenly stopped. "I just remembered why I came here. TO KILL KIKYO!" every one except Kikyo cheered. "And what makes a child like you think you can kill me?" they all stared at Kikyo like she was a complete idiot. "Hello? I just said I was a Queen of Chaos! You Baka! As in an authoress, with many authoress's-es-es powers! (A/N: I made a funny word!)" Kikyo looked unimpressed. "Aww, poopy! And I wanted you to cower in fear when you died. Oh well." She snapped her fingers and Kikyo exploded into a thousand clay pieces. The others stared for a moment and then said, "Ding-Dong the bitch is dead. Which old bitch? The Kikyo bitch. Ding-Dong the Kikyo bitch is dead." They all danced with glee at the icky clay thing's demise.

(A/N: *starts doing happy dance & sings* Happy Happy Joy Joy! Happy Happy Joy Joy! I finished my first chappie! If you want anymore please review. And no I wont bring back Kikyo! She Is Evil*hiss, hiss*! EEEEEVIIIIIL! *Two men in white come and jump on Inu-Libby and some how get one of those white coats for crazy peoples on her* I guess I won't be writing for a while.)