InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ All the things I wish would happen ❯ A Quite Queer Naraku ( Chapter 2 )

(A/N: okay on request of wretched1 this chapter is going to have a gay Naraku. I don't want him dead because he makes the perfect bad guy. Oh and if anyone asks for a gay Sesshomaru they can seriously Kiss My Ass! I LUV Sesshie!)

Chapter 2: A Quiet Queer Naraku

Naraku was in one of his many castles planning a perfect plot to prick that annoying pin that was Inu Yasha and his pathetic partners (A/N: @_@ to much alliteration). Then suddenly a pink lightning bolt appeared in his room. From the smoldering earth appeared a girl less then 5 feet tall wearing a dark red T-shirt, a pair of black pleather (A/N: Not leather okay! I love animals!) Pants, and a black choker with a red crown that had IL engraved on it. "Konichiwa, Naraku no bay (A/N: bay is a word me and Inu-Chi made up that means every bad word at the same time). ^_^"

"Who are you?"

"I am Inu-Libby. One of the Queens of Chaos. I'm surprised you don't remember me."

"Your face is familiar but I remember not where I've met you."

"Sigh. I'm one of the Annoying kids who dyed your baboon fur blue. (A/N: to see what I'm talking about read Inu Yasha At My House)"

"Yes now I remember. It took me weeks to get it out."

"Well that's what you get when your only purpose in life is to piss everyone off."

"Isn't that your purpose as well?"

"Nope Mine is to annoy them, make them laugh, or cause brain damage."

"Ah I see. Now why are you here."

"To Make You Gay!"

"I already am gay."

"Oh. Then To Make You A Ballerina!" She then takes out a lab top and starts to type. Suddenly Naraku is wearing an outfit from the Nutcracker. The Sugar Plum Fairy's. (A/N: Oh no Naraku in tights! Bad mental picture! It Burns! IT BURNS!!!) "Ack! My Eyes! MY EYES!!! I Must Wash My Eyes!"

"What don't you know beauty when you see it." Suddenly Kanna walks in and when she sees Naraku in tights. "AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Help! I'm To Young To Be Traumatized Like This!!!!" then Kagura walks in and when she sees the sight of horror she immediately starts to blow chunks (barf, hurl, vomit, whatever…). Then Goshinki who is back from the dead comes in and sees Naraku but unlike everyone else he isn't disgusted by the sight. "Oh Lord Naraku. You look wonderful. Better than I remembered."

"Thank you Goshinki. You don't look to bad yourself, I mean for a guy who was beheaded and missing some teeth."

"Oh thank you lord Naraku. And may I ask a favor."

"Certainly." Goshinki starts to whisper some thing into Naraku's ear. (A/N: trust me you don't wanna know what it is) "Of course Goshinki" they walk hand in hand to a spare bedroom. As soon as the evil sight is gone the three girls stop overreacting. "What are we supposed to do now?" Kagura asked. "Lets play Uno!" replied Inu-Libby

"Yeah! ^_^"

(A/N: so whaja think? *silence* c'mon you can tell Me. *more silence* fine then I won't write another chapter. *everyone starts typing as fast as they can. * better! And I want 10 reviews for another chappie, got it? *everyone nods* good.)