InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ American Idol: Inuyasha style ❯ Intro & Miroku's song ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Announcer (a.k.a. me!): And now it's time for a special edition of American Idol. Today's contestants will be the cast from one of the greatest anime shows ever, Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: What the hell are we doing here? And what's with all the cameras?
Announcer: You're competing on American Idol!
Inuyasha: Why?
Announcer: Cuz I said so, that's why! Now quit yapping and let me finish my introduction! First, I wanna introduce our judges. They are also from the cast of Inuyasha. Please welcome Jaken, Myoga, and Shippo! Now, our first contestant is everyone's favorite pervert, Miroku. Miroku will be singing Teddy Bear by Elvis. (A/N: Let me know if I messed up any lyrics.)
Miroku:
Baby, let me be
Your lovin' teddy bear
Put a chain around my neck,
An lead me anywhere
Oh, let me be
Your teddy bear
I don't wanna be your tiger
Cause tigers play too rough
I don't wanna be your lion
Cause lions ain't the kind
You love enough
Baby, let me be
Your lovin' teddy bear
Put a chain around my neck
And lead me anywhere
Oh, let me be
Your teddy bear
Oh let me be
Your teddy bear
I just wanna be your teddy bear
(Crowd cheers, applause) Random fan: I'll bear your children, Miroku!
Announcer: Okay! Great job, Miroku. You did the King proud. Let's hear what the judges thought of Miroku.
Jaken: I thought he was pretty good, for a human anyway. I'll give him an 8. (A/N: Okay, so they don't give scores on American Idol, but this is a special edition!)
Myoga: I think Miroku did quite well. He would've given Elvis a run for his money. I give him a 9.
Shippo: Miroku's a pretty good singer. I give him a 9, too.
Shippo: Miroku's a pretty good singer. I give him a 9, too.
Announcer: That gives Miroku a total score of 26 points. Our next contest will be Inuyasha's older brother, Fluffy, er, I mean, Sesshomaru. He will be singing, this can't be right, “Man, I feel like a woman” by Shania Twain. This could get interesting.