InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ American Idol: Inuyasha style ❯ Sesshy's sings ( Chapter 2 )

Announcer: And now here's Sesshomaru singing, for some odd reason, “Man, I feel Like a woman,” by Shania Twain

Sesshomaru:

I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
No inhibitions-make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...

Chorus: Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance-we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
(Chorus)
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
(Chorus)
I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman

 

(Crickets chirp)

Announcer: Okay. That was, uh, good, Seshomaru. Let's see what the judges thought.

Jaken: Brilliant, my lord1 Excellent! I give you a 10. (Crowd boos)

Myoga: That was, uh, quite different, to say the least. I give him a 4.

Shippo: He stunk. Everyone knows it. I give him a 1.

Announcer: Well, Sesshomaru, that gives you a total of 15 points. That's a lot more than I thought you'd get. Now, here's a guy everyone loves to hate, Naraku. Naraku will be singing, “I'm Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred. Is it me or is everyone pretty much gay?