InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ American Idol: Inuyasha style ❯ Naraku is sexy???? ( Chapter 3 )

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Announcer: And now, here's Naraku singing, “I'm Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred.
Naraku:
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
 
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
 
Chorus: I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
 
I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat, what d'you think about that
(Chorus)
I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my
(Chorus)
I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
 
And I'm too sexy for this song
(Crickets chirp)
Announcer: Very, ahem, interesting choice by Naraku. Now, let's hear from our judges.
Jaken: I think Naraku did pretty well. I give him a 5.
Myoga: Naraku, sang, uh, well, he sang. I give him a 3.
Shippo: Naraku is evil! I give him a 1!
Announcer: Okay, Naraku. That gives you a total of 9 points. Oh well. At least you tried. Up next, that beautiful demon slayer, Sango. Sango will be singing, “Come on over” by Christina Aguilera.