InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Animal Heaven or Hell? ❯ Changes lunch and BJ ( Chapter 3 )

*everyone is awake, the movies over, and people have stopped sulking even me*

Me: Oh I have a surprise. Kikyou you get an animal change.

Kik: Into what?

Others: *are laughing their heads off at Kikyou*

Kik: *looks at herself* Im a…. a……. exactly what am I?!?!?! *turned into a black rhino with brown beaty eyes*

Me: You are a black rhino.

Roku: *tugs on author's dress* Why am I a weasel? Of all the animals in the world, a weasel? I mean I knew I was weasly at times but did you have to make me be one-*goes on and on and on and on and on, like the Energizer bunny! XP, about how you shouldn't be a weasel, which would translate into one word: Crap*

Me: *kicks him* be quiet! I made you a weasel because you act weasly. And I thought it was a great animal for you and Im sure others do too.

Sesshy: May I-

Me: No. And if you don't shut up Ill stick you in my closet.

Sesshy: But there are no doors. No windows. No nothing!!

~~~~ Timer goes off ~~~~

Me: Oh yay its lunch time!

*a huge table appears with Tacos, egg rolls, ramen, vanilla ice cream, kimchi, pizza, lasagna, sodas, and more food*

Me: You will all be human for an hour to eat. And don't try to escape. It wont be pretty.

Koug: How are we suppose to escape with no doors?

Me: That door. *points to a door*

*everyone turns into their regular forms and sit down to eat*

~~~ Five Minutes Later ~~~

*food is flying everywhere while Shippou, Kanna, Rin, and Jaken are eating peacefully in the middle of the table*

Koug: Take this mutt face! *throws spaghetti at Inu but he ducks and Gome gets hit* Sorry Gome!

Inu: *throws an egg and hits Kouga in the face*

Me: *runs around all crazy* YOU CANT DO THIS!! WE ARE SUPPOSE TO BE EATING NOT THROWING THE FOOR WE- *gets hit with a piece of pizza*

*the room stops and food is left in the air, people are stuck in impossible positions and everyone is staring at me*

Me: *picks up potato salad and throws it at the nearest person and the room starts up again*

Sesshy: *stands next to the door wandering if he should escape or listen to what she said about the door* Oh what the heck! *opens the door and comes face to face with the BJ worm from Beetle Juice* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

BJ worm: *tries to gobble up Sesshy*

Me: Back with you! *hits the worm with a whip causing to go back to its desert outside*

Sesshy: * hides behind her* It was bigger then Inu and Kik's ego!

Me: *sighs* I told you not to go out there…. BJ isn't too bad…. He's just keeping yall here.