InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Ask the gang!! ❯ just one date!! ( Chapter 4 )

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Jessie: Hey I'm back and I don't own Inuyasha and i can't get him to date me!*cries*
Inuyasha:Hey don't cry you stupid wench!
Kagome: Inuyasha you're making it worse!
Nicole: just go out with her for 1 night and she'll stop cring!
Inuyasha: Fine I'll go out but only once!
Jessie: *jumps up and down screaming happily* Oh my god!!! I'm so happy!!
Tiffany let aswer the questions already!

.miroku do you like like sango?rn2. shippo do you think of kagome and inuyasha as your new parents?rn3. sess do you like it when ppl call you fluffy?(i suggest you run)rn4.inuyasha do you like ramen better when kagome cooks it?rn5.sango how much does that boomerang weigh?rn6.kagome how long have you liked inuyasha?rn7. kikyo why don't you die already?rn8.kouga why do you think kagome's you girlfriend when she's inuyasha's?

Miroku: Of course I like the lovly Sango!
Sango: *blushes*
T,J,N,K: Awwwww!
Sango: * to T,J,N,K* shut up! it's not like it like him!
Kagome: Oh come on Sango we all know you do!
Jessie: Yep! You talk about him non stop in the bathroo-
Sango: *Hit's jessie to the floor* Shut up!!
Jessie: *yells at Sango* What was that for!?!?!
Nicole: You were about to tell how she talks about Miroku non stop!
Miroku: why Sango I'm touched.*Grins*
Sango: *Hit's Miroku* Shut-up and get that perverted thought out of your head!
Sesshoumaru: Sango sit down and i'll tell you how to make your hair soft.
Sango: Fine.
Shippou: I have a question!!! Yep sure do! Well more Kagome than Inuyasha, he's to much of a jerk!
Inuyasha: I'm no jerk you're just weak!
Shippou:* runns to Kagome* Kagome Inuyasha's Being mean to me!
Kagome: *holds shippou* Inuyasha? SIT!!!
Inuyasha: *rams in to the ground* What was that for!?!
Kagome: You were being mean to shippou!
Shippou: See what I mean? Inuyasha's to rude unlike Kagome who's a good mother!
Inuyasha: You little-
Kagome: SIT!! Inuyasha you're to mean to shippou!*turns back to Inuyasha*
Shippou: * Smiles at Inuyasha and mouths ' told you so*
Sesshoumaru: My turn! No I don't like it when people call me...* starts to cry* Fluffy! I use to have
a cat named Fluffy!!! He was my best friend!!!
Tiffany: What happen to him?
Sesshoumaru: Inuyasha*points to him* chased him off a cliff!!!!* cries some more*
Group:*sends death glares to Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: It was a stupid cat for chirst sake!!
Sesshoumaru: You're just mad because he looked better than you!!
Kagome: *patts Sesshoumaru Back* That so sad! Inuyasha how could you!?!
Inuyasha: Lets just go to the next question! I'm tired of Crybaby*points to Sesshoumaru* cring over
a stupid ugly cat!
jessie: I agree *starts to come near Inuyasha*
Inuyasha:* starts to move away from jessie* I don' care who cooks the ramen as long has it's cooked
and and it taste good! Besides she can't cook all that good has it is!
Kagome: SIT!!!
Inuyasha: omf!*falls to the ground*
Jessie: Inuyasha you never say bad things about who a woman cooks. Amd Sango how much does that
thing wiegh?
Sango: I don't Know? as long as it kills the demons i'm good!
Kagome: I never liked Inuyasha! He's rude and mean!
Tiffany: That sounds like jessie!
Jessie: Does not! I'm sweet and nice!
N, T: *Bust out laughing*
Jessie:*Sticks her dirty socks in their mouths* Stick a sock in it!
Nicole: * spits sock out* Ewwww!!! Jessie that's so gross!
Tiffany: *runs to bathroom to puke*
Jessie: *smiles* Well next time shut-up!
Kikyo appears.
Kikyo: I'm not dieing! I must kill Inuyasha first!
Sango: * spills bucket of water on Kikyo* Die!
Kikyo: Nooo!!! I'm melting! help me!!!!
Jessie: Yes Kikyo finaly dies and goes to hell!
Group: *Stares at Jessie*
Jessie: What? I really hate Kikyo is that so hard?
Kouga: What? How did I get back here!?!
Nicole: You have a question so we made you come back after we got you drunk of course!
Kouga: After I answer can I go?
Tiffany: yep
Kouga: Kagomes my woman and will ways be!
Inuyasha: No she's not! and she's not mine ether!
Kagome: Not this again.
Jessie: Ok Kouga you can go
Kouga: Wait, I'm not leaving!
Jessie: * hit's him with a chair*
Nicole: I'll take him haome!
Inuyasha: how can you knock him out with a chair?
Jessie: It helps when he's still a little drunk! *smiles* now I think we have a date!
Inuyasha:*Sweatdrops and runs for dear life*
Jessie:Kagome could you?
Kagome: SIT!!
Inuyasha: * falls to the ground* NOO!!!!
Jessie: *Chains him up and heads home* Thanks Kagome! I'm going to have so much fun!!
Kagome: you're welcome.
Jessie: Bye! Send more questions ok!*smiles evily* And Inuyasha will come back! wont you?
Inuyasha: Let me go wench!!! Sesshoumaru as much as I hate this help!!
Sesshoumaru: Sorry I have a date with Tiffany and Nicole!
Tiffany: Sorry but Don't let her get sugar high! Then you might be dead!
Inuyasha: *Sweat drops* NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!