InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Ask the gang!! ❯ magical frying pan!! ( Chapter 5 )
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By: jess k-i 
i get to tweak inuyasha's ears and well nicole hits inuyasha with the 'magical frying pan'
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 07.29.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 271 | Status: Completed
i get to tweak inuyasha's ears and well nicole hits inuyasha with the 'magical frying pan'
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 07.29.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 271 | Status: Completed
(A/N OK I got a Rude E-mail from some BITCH!! that i did not like! If you don't like the fact that I made Sesshoumaru gay then don't read it!! It's just for fun and please don't send me e-mails telling me I'm the Bitch because i made him gay! ok now lets get on with the story!)
Disclaimer: I don't own inuyasha and i don't own Paul Walker from 'the fast and the Furrious.
Jess: Ok were back and Inuyasha stood me up!!!!
Kagome: WHAT!?! He didn't go out with you?
Jessie: My friends(points to tiffany and Nicole) didn't tie him up!
Tiffany: Well me and Nicole had to meet Sesshoumaru and Naraku for tea.
Jessie: It's ok lets just go!oh! Did you drug, and chain Inuyasha up yet?
Nicole: Yep he's cussing right now you want to talk to him?
Jessie: Well i don't have a choice lets just answer some questions!
From: lilhillbillie
What did myoga do for 50 years while Inuyasha was pined to the god tree?
Myoga: Well I went to this nice fle cafe!
Inuyasha: Wait!! While I was pinned to a tree you went and enjoyed your self!?!
Myoga: Yes I also got to go into this huge strip club!
Miroku: Damn I wish i knew you then!! Were they pretty?
Myoga: Well yes!
Miroku: So how big were their -#SMACk
Sango:*Slaps Miroku* PERVERT!!!
Inuyasha: He'll never learn.
Jessie: Oh good I thought you were going to cuss me out.
Inuyasha: Wha-
Tiffany: *whispers into jessie's ear* We druged him he wont remeber what he had for breakfast!
Nicole: Ok next question.
From: dnyb7
inuyasha- "dou you like it when people touch your ears?"*winks*
Inuyasha: Why does every body like me ears!!
Jessie:*touches his ears* There so fuzy!
Tiffany; I wont some!
Group: *Starts to touch his ears*
Inuyasha: STOP!!!!* pushes people away from him*
Sango: Inuyasha there so cute though!!
Inuyasha: What the hell is a matter with you freaks!! There just ears! And no I hate it when people touch them!
Miroku: Inuyasha can I have your ears? the ladies like them so then meybe they'll bare me child if I had them!
Inuyasha: Thats it I'm out of here!
Kagome: Inuyasha you can't go!
Inuyasha: Why not!?!
Jessie: * hits him with a frying pan* There now you can't go!
Inuyasha: Hey Bitch that hurt!! How's that suppost to keep me in!?!
Jessie: Uh....
Nicole: It's a magical fring pan!
J,T:*gives nicole confused look*
Jessie:* whispers to tiffany I think she's lost it.
Tiffany: *Nodds*
Inuyasha: What ever I'm leaving*walks to the door* Hey why wont it oped!?!
Nicole: It's the magical fring pan!
Inuyasha: Damn give me that!* reaches for fring pan*
Jessie:*ask kagome* He doesn't know how to unlock doors right?
Kagome: Yep.
Sango: *Grabbs the fring pan and wacks mioku with it*PERVERT!!
Group: * looks at Sango*
Sango: His wondering hands wondered to far!
Group:Oh.
Sango: Ok next question!
From: lilhillbillie
What's Rin's last name?rnHow does Kagome fit her books, clothes, medecine, food,
and Shippo in her pack?rnWhen is Jaken going to declair his love for
Sesshoumaru? (hey why else would he serve a man *ahem* excuse me demon whom
tried a sword out on him without being certian that it would kill him. Plus he
hates humans yet he tolerates Rin becuase Sesshoumaru tells him to. Thats gotta
be love.)rnIs Hojo a complete idiot? Has he ever seen Kagome go to the well and
remerge a day or week later?rnIs Inuyasha still alive in "modern" times?
Jessie: Sesshoumaru what is rin's last name any way?
Sesshoumaru: Uh...How am I suppost to know! Besides she went to the HorseShoe!
Jessie: Wait she's to young to gamble!
Sesshoumaru: No she just acks aand looks like that! She's really 22!
Kagome: Did she tell you this?
Sesshoumaru: well of course! She wanted to go ride the horeses!
Tiffany: Sesshoumaru the horse shoe doesn't have horeses.
Sesshoumaru; Then why is it called the Hores Shoe!?!
Nicole: It's a place were you bet thing and gamble.
Sesshoumaru: *Sweat Drops* I gave her all my money!
Kagome: you have money?
Sesshoumaru: You mom gave it to me!
Kagome; When did-
Sesshoumaru: That not inportant lets just get to the next question!
Kagome: My pack is really big!
Jessie: But that doesn't make sence!
Kagome: I told Keade(A/n Is that spelled right?) And she did some spell so i could fit everything in it!
Jessie: O...K next question.
Jaken: Well I was going to wait! But I guess I'll have to do it now!*gets down on his knees* Sesshoumaru
will you mary me? I love you!!
Girls; Awwww.
Boys exept sess: Ewww!
Sesshoumaru: I'm so sorry but I'm a singal man! Pluse i have to mary a women but then when I kill her will see!
Jaken: Damn you!
Jessie:*to jaken* Ok I hate to say it but your just ugly so out!*points to thew door*And I hate you! Bye!
Kagome: Jessie That was mean!
Jessie: It's Inuyasha's fualt!
Inuyasha: What I didn't-
JJessie: He told me to!
Kagome: Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: No I didn't do it!
Kagome:Sit!
Inuyasha:*gabs jessi and rams to the floor*
Jessie: Hey what did I do!?!
Inuyasha: You made her sit me so I brought you down with me!
Jessie: Does this mean you like me! * smile*
Inuyasha: NO!
Jessie: Well I don't like yopu ether! so there!*sticks tung out at him*
Inuyasha: why you!
Kagome: SIT!!
Inuyasha:* rams in to the floor* Lets just go to the next Question!
Kagome: No he isn't a idiot! He's really smart!
Inuyasha: He's stupid if he likes you!
Kagome: Sit!
Inuyasha:*rams in to the floor*Hey where are you going?
Kagome:*Comes back with Hojo*
Hojo: Where am I?
Jessie: Hey! I Didn't say that he could come!
Kagome: Well I just needed to do this!* kisses Hojo*
Inuyasha: Thats it he's dead!
Kaome SIT!!
Inuyasha: *Rams into the floor*
Hojo: Wow!
Jessie: Kaogme get him out of here!
Kagome: * takes hojo home and comes back*
Sango: Kagome that was very mean!
Group: *Gives Kagome cold stare*
Inuyasha: 2 can play this game!* grabbs jessie and kisses her*
Jessie:* Faints*
Group: Oh my god!
Kagome: Fine! Jessie I'll see you next time!
Group:*Runs to Jessie*
Jessie: I had a good dream! I dreamed that Inuyasha kissed me!
Miroku: that was no-
Inuyasha: *Puts hand over Miroku's mouth* It was a dream! Bye!
Tiffany: ok well just send more questions and will answer most off them!
Disclaimer: I don't own inuyasha and i don't own Paul Walker from 'the fast and the Furrious.
Jess: Ok were back and Inuyasha stood me up!!!!
Kagome: WHAT!?! He didn't go out with you?
Jessie: My friends(points to tiffany and Nicole) didn't tie him up!
Tiffany: Well me and Nicole had to meet Sesshoumaru and Naraku for tea.
Jessie: It's ok lets just go!oh! Did you drug, and chain Inuyasha up yet?
Nicole: Yep he's cussing right now you want to talk to him?
Jessie: Well i don't have a choice lets just answer some questions!
From: lilhillbillie
What did myoga do for 50 years while Inuyasha was pined to the god tree?
Myoga: Well I went to this nice fle cafe!
Inuyasha: Wait!! While I was pinned to a tree you went and enjoyed your self!?!
Myoga: Yes I also got to go into this huge strip club!
Miroku: Damn I wish i knew you then!! Were they pretty?
Myoga: Well yes!
Miroku: So how big were their -#SMACk
Sango:*Slaps Miroku* PERVERT!!!
Inuyasha: He'll never learn.
Jessie: Oh good I thought you were going to cuss me out.
Inuyasha: Wha-
Tiffany: *whispers into jessie's ear* We druged him he wont remeber what he had for breakfast!
Nicole: Ok next question.
From: dnyb7
inuyasha- "dou you like it when people touch your ears?"*winks*
Inuyasha: Why does every body like me ears!!
Jessie:*touches his ears* There so fuzy!
Tiffany; I wont some!
Group: *Starts to touch his ears*
Inuyasha: STOP!!!!* pushes people away from him*
Sango: Inuyasha there so cute though!!
Inuyasha: What the hell is a matter with you freaks!! There just ears! And no I hate it when people touch them!
Miroku: Inuyasha can I have your ears? the ladies like them so then meybe they'll bare me child if I had them!
Inuyasha: Thats it I'm out of here!
Kagome: Inuyasha you can't go!
Inuyasha: Why not!?!
Jessie: * hits him with a frying pan* There now you can't go!
Inuyasha: Hey Bitch that hurt!! How's that suppost to keep me in!?!
Jessie: Uh....
Nicole: It's a magical fring pan!
J,T:*gives nicole confused look*
Jessie:* whispers to tiffany I think she's lost it.
Tiffany: *Nodds*
Inuyasha: What ever I'm leaving*walks to the door* Hey why wont it oped!?!
Nicole: It's the magical fring pan!
Inuyasha: Damn give me that!* reaches for fring pan*
Jessie:*ask kagome* He doesn't know how to unlock doors right?
Kagome: Yep.
Sango: *Grabbs the fring pan and wacks mioku with it*PERVERT!!
Group: * looks at Sango*
Sango: His wondering hands wondered to far!
Group:Oh.
Sango: Ok next question!
From: lilhillbillie
What's Rin's last name?rnHow does Kagome fit her books, clothes, medecine, food,
and Shippo in her pack?rnWhen is Jaken going to declair his love for
Sesshoumaru? (hey why else would he serve a man *ahem* excuse me demon whom
tried a sword out on him without being certian that it would kill him. Plus he
hates humans yet he tolerates Rin becuase Sesshoumaru tells him to. Thats gotta
be love.)rnIs Hojo a complete idiot? Has he ever seen Kagome go to the well and
remerge a day or week later?rnIs Inuyasha still alive in "modern" times?
Jessie: Sesshoumaru what is rin's last name any way?
Sesshoumaru: Uh...How am I suppost to know! Besides she went to the HorseShoe!
Jessie: Wait she's to young to gamble!
Sesshoumaru: No she just acks aand looks like that! She's really 22!
Kagome: Did she tell you this?
Sesshoumaru: well of course! She wanted to go ride the horeses!
Tiffany: Sesshoumaru the horse shoe doesn't have horeses.
Sesshoumaru; Then why is it called the Hores Shoe!?!
Nicole: It's a place were you bet thing and gamble.
Sesshoumaru: *Sweat Drops* I gave her all my money!
Kagome: you have money?
Sesshoumaru: You mom gave it to me!
Kagome; When did-
Sesshoumaru: That not inportant lets just get to the next question!
Kagome: My pack is really big!
Jessie: But that doesn't make sence!
Kagome: I told Keade(A/n Is that spelled right?) And she did some spell so i could fit everything in it!
Jessie: O...K next question.
Jaken: Well I was going to wait! But I guess I'll have to do it now!*gets down on his knees* Sesshoumaru
will you mary me? I love you!!
Girls; Awwww.
Boys exept sess: Ewww!
Sesshoumaru: I'm so sorry but I'm a singal man! Pluse i have to mary a women but then when I kill her will see!
Jaken: Damn you!
Jessie:*to jaken* Ok I hate to say it but your just ugly so out!*points to thew door*And I hate you! Bye!
Kagome: Jessie That was mean!
Jessie: It's Inuyasha's fualt!
Inuyasha: What I didn't-
JJessie: He told me to!
Kagome: Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: No I didn't do it!
Kagome:Sit!
Inuyasha:*gabs jessi and rams to the floor*
Jessie: Hey what did I do!?!
Inuyasha: You made her sit me so I brought you down with me!
Jessie: Does this mean you like me! * smile*
Inuyasha: NO!
Jessie: Well I don't like yopu ether! so there!*sticks tung out at him*
Inuyasha: why you!
Kagome: SIT!!
Inuyasha:* rams in to the floor* Lets just go to the next Question!
Kagome: No he isn't a idiot! He's really smart!
Inuyasha: He's stupid if he likes you!
Kagome: Sit!
Inuyasha:*rams in to the floor*Hey where are you going?
Kagome:*Comes back with Hojo*
Hojo: Where am I?
Jessie: Hey! I Didn't say that he could come!
Kagome: Well I just needed to do this!* kisses Hojo*
Inuyasha: Thats it he's dead!
Kaome SIT!!
Inuyasha: *Rams into the floor*
Hojo: Wow!
Jessie: Kaogme get him out of here!
Kagome: * takes hojo home and comes back*
Sango: Kagome that was very mean!
Group: *Gives Kagome cold stare*
Inuyasha: 2 can play this game!* grabbs jessie and kisses her*
Jessie:* Faints*
Group: Oh my god!
Kagome: Fine! Jessie I'll see you next time!
Group:*Runs to Jessie*
Jessie: I had a good dream! I dreamed that Inuyasha kissed me!
Miroku: that was no-
Inuyasha: *Puts hand over Miroku's mouth* It was a dream! Bye!
Tiffany: ok well just send more questions and will answer most off them!