InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Ask the gang!! ❯ Hard cookies and Tampons ( Chapter 8 )

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Disclaimer: ok thats i can't spell but still i don't care i just wont inuyasha which i still don't own!!

Jessie: Kagome?
Kagome: what?
jessie: I hate you!!
Kagome: well I wasn't about to let you hurt them!
Jessie: I wasn't I just wanted to see if they liked my home made cookies!
Tiffany: Jessie the last time you made cookies they were hard as a rock!
Jessie: *blushes* SO!!
Inuyasha: HA!!*point at jessie* You can't cook!
Jessie: I'll show you!*throws cookie at him* Take that!
Inuyasha:*cookie hits him and knocks him out*
Kagome:* Runs to Inuyasha* Inuyasha!! NO!! Jessie!
Jessie: What!?! it's not like you like him!!
Kagome: Yes i do!! Miroku get that smile off your face!!
Sango:*picks up cookie* Hey these would make great wepons!
Jessie: Gee thanks! My cooking comes in use!!
Tiffany: *Rolls eyes*
Inuyasha:*wakes up* WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?!
Kagome: Jessie threw a cookie at you and you got knocked out.
Inuyasha: *sends death glars at Jessie*
Nicole: lets answer the questions already!

From: Leen()

ok..I have some questions..rnrn1-Inuyasha,are you really going to hell with
Kikyou after you collect the shikon no tama?rn2-Kagome,why don't you tell
Inuyasha that you love him?rn3-Sesshomarou,are you gay?rn4-Miroku,woyld you be the father of my child? ^_^ rn5-Shipou,how old are you?rnrnLove ya all guys ^_^

Inuyasha: Nope don't wont to an if I did I couldn't! They killed her!
Jessie: Well she deserved it! and besides Kagome paid me $20 to-
Kagome: *puts hand over jessie's mouth*
Inuyasha: WHAT!?!
Kaome: Uh.... next question!
Inu, Kag: *blush*
Tiffany: I think they know they just wont admit it!
Inu,Kag: Do not!
Jessie: Yah he loves me!!
Inuyasha: No!! You're worse then Kikyo!
Sango: So do you like kagome?
Inuyasha: *Blushes* I uh.. got to go!
Group: *smiles at Kagome*
Kagome: *blushes* Uh.. next question!
Sesshoumaru: Well I like to date both girls and boys!
Group: EWWW!!!
Sesshoumaru: What!?!
Group: *shuts up*
Jessie: I KNEW IT!! thats right pay up!
Kag, San,Tiff, Nic: *grabs $20 and gives it to jessie*
Miroku: Jessie did you know he was gay?
Jessie: *smile* Yep pluse how eles could he have such great make-up?
Miroku: ok...
Nicole: Next question
Miroku: Well yes!! G2g!! bye!
Sango: #wacks# * hits Miroku with hard cookie*
Jessie: Maybe you can after the questions.
Miroku: I found some one to bear my child!!
Sango: Pervert!!
Shippou: OK my question! I'm 8!! Oh how can you bear Miroku's child? I thought you go to a store?
Kagome: you do but uh.. you both have to go and it's called bearing!
Shippou: ok..


From: babybottle()

1 Sango where did you get your boomerang?rn2 InuYasha & Sesshoumaru, did your dad have any siblings?rn3 InuYasha do you like Sango?rn4 Sesshoumaru, you always say that InuYasha takes after you two's father in liking humans, what about your liking of humans{Rin}?rn5 Sesshoumaru some people think that fluffy thing on your shoulder is a tail {symbol of your "dog" form} is it?rn6 Sesshoumaru
(thanks to Blue Ruby's question) do you have any children?rn7 Miroku if I were
in the anime/manga would you marry me ^-^

Sango: I'm don't Remember.Miroku get your hand off me before I use it againt your head!
Miroku: sorry sango.
Inu,Sessh: Nope
Inuyasha: DO I WHAT!?!
Miroku: Inuyasha you can't have Sango!
Sango: *blushes* next question!
Sesshoumaru: Rin is better then any human on earth!
Group: HEY!!
Sesshoumaru: No it's my boa! It's quite stylish is it not? And no i don't have children!!
Miroku: This is my night!!! Yes I'll mary you!!!
Sango:*gives Miroku death glares*
Miroku: I mean sorry I can't. * mouths when do you want the wedding to babybottle*
Jessie: Thats all!
Inuyasha: *digs through kagome's bag and brings out tampons* Hey Miroku look at this!
Miroku: *looks at directions* This must be some device to pleasure women.
Jessie: What are yall looking at?* grabbs directions and blushes*
Kagome: I feel better hey - Inuyasha!!
Inuyasha: what?
Kagome: *grabs box and directions*
Miroku: *grabs tampon* Kagome what is this?
Tiff,ni, Jes: *bust out laughing* It's a tampon!
Inu,Mir: A tampon?
Inuyasha: What does it do?
Kag,Jes,Tif,Nic: *blushes* Uh....
Sango: What does it do?
Kagome: *tries to get it but it falls into Sesshoumaru's water and gets big*
Sesshoumaru: Uh...
Miroku: It is a pleasuring thing!
Jessie: No it's not!!
Inuyasha: Then what does it do?
Jessie: ok i uh.. got to wait and uh..... bye!
Girls: *leave except sango*
Inuyasha: can any body out there care to explain?
Sango:*looks at directions and knows now so she leaves*
Inuyasha: where are you going?
Sango: I uh..bye!!
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