InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Ask the gang!! ❯ Don't tell shippo!! ( Chapter 14 )
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By: jess k-i 
shippo wants to know things
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 07.29.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 245 | Status: Completed
shippo wants to know things
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 07.29.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 245 | Status: Completed
Jessie: OMG!! You people are weirder than me!!
Inuyasha: I dout anybody is that fucking weird.
Kagome: Inuyasha watch your mouth!
Inuyasha: what ever wench!
Nicole: Inuyasha shippo might hear your bad mouth and say things like you!!
Inuyasha: *looks down at shippo* I don't give a fuck what he hears me say!
Shippo: Inuyasha you need to shut the fuck up and answer the questions!
Group: *looks at shippo wide eyed!* SHIPPO!?!
From: firegodess13(debank@amaonline.com)
yo. 1)inu-koro, why don't you just go out with jessie at least a few times (100
or so is good)~2) kagome, why don't you just give inu-yasha over to jessie (or
kikyo if u do like DEAD people, ask a witch or sometin' to change you into a
demon, show it off to the half-breed, them go find a good mate, like kouga~3)
kouga, if and when you ever give-up on kagome, CALL-ME!`4) Sango, if you don't
like miroku then why do u hit him everytime he even LOOKS at another woman?!~5)
N&T if yall both want sessho then why don't u borrow sum of those old ki's (dbz)
earings and fuse~ all of you girls get a special type of prayer beads that can
only be made by element gods like me if you awnser these questions. they can
have up to 5 subduing spells and it is our choice if they should be actice when
you say it. they also can't be broken or touched porpusly be the 'victem' of the
get electified.rnfiregodess13
Jessie: I think I made a new best friend! *smiles*
Inuyasha: I ain't going anywhere with that wench!
Jessie: Why not!?!
Group: *groans*
Inuyasha: I don't know! You talk to much and you're making me answer these fucking questions! and you-
Kagome: Inuyasha .... stop it's noit nice.
Shippo: Yeah Inuyasha be nice to jessie!
Jessie: *smiles and hands shippo a candy bar*
Shippo: *chunks candy into his mouth*
Kagome:Um........uh.....
Inuyasha: What the hell!?! I don't like dead people and i sure as hell don't want to be near jessie!!
Jessie: *pouts*
Kagome: uh...next question?
Jessie: sure what ever.
* Phone rings*
Kagome: *answers it* Hello?
Koga: Hey tell the wench that i willo never give up! I'll come for you one day Kagome!!!
Group: *rolls their eyes*
Inuyasha: *looks at kagome withtheI-kill-him-if-he-even-thinks-about -coming-after-you.
Koga: *blabbing about how much he loves kagome and hates Inuyasha.
Jessie: *walks over and hangs up the phone* I hate koga!
Kagome: Uh.....
# smack#
Sango: Pervert!!
Group: *stares at sango and then at Miroku who's now on the floor*
Miroku: Sango I was just killing a spider.
Sango: #smacks# *hit's Miroku again* Pervert I know what you were doing!!And get that smile of your face!
Group: *stares*
Sango: STOP STARING AT ME!!!!!
From: Sora Moto
Here you go Inu-yasha *hands Inu-yasha a huskie puppy* its to replace your
rabbit that Sesshoumaru's cat killed. Oh, and Miroku going to 'pray' your
solution to every problem? Just admit you're a pervert and we'll go have sex
till we drop.Sesshoumaru, you're an assasin, right? Would you kill someone for me if I made wild pationate doggy love to you(or any style you choose actually)? How about you Inu-yasha? Miroku? Kouga? Hell I'm desperate, Shippou? Yeah I know I'm sick Shippou's what 490 yrs to old for me(If he's 8 five hundred years in the past
and I'm 18 now... yep that's right)? I have a couple of questions for the youkais,rn1. Who would win a fight, you or
Superman?(Please answer individually)rn2. Where did the idea come from that
youkais mark their mates by biting their necks?rnThat's all,
Inuyasha: *takes huskie puppy* Uh.....
Miroku: I well yes i'm a pervert i'll be over in a few!
#smack#
S,J,K,N,T: *punch and kick Miroku* PERVERT!!!
Sesshoumaru: *tsk at Miroku*
Inuyasha: *pulls the girls off Miroku*
Sesshoumru: *spits out coffe* You want what!?!
T,N: you can't have him!!!
Jessie: *falls to floor laughing* Oh My God!!!
Inuyasha: She's fucking crazier than that bitch!*points to jessie*
Miroku: ye-*stopps when Sango sends him a Don't-you-even-dare-say-yes look*
Shippo: What does she mean when she said she'd make wild pationate doggy love to yall?
Group: *looks at shippo*
Kagome: She uh.......meant...Inuyasha tell him!
Inuyasha: Why me!!!
Kagome: Don't make me 'it' you!
Inuyasha: Uh...........she mean they play a game!
Shippo: What kind of game.
Sango: aum...a lets answer the next set of question game!
Group: yeah!
Shippo: Nobody ever tells me anything!
Jessie: i know how it feels shippo
From: leer45
QUESTION FO INU AND KAGrnSo When You Gonna Have A Child?
Advice For Inuyasha: rnKISS KAGOME AND MAYBE JESSIE WILL STOP IF NOT THEN YOU CAN BRING ME THERE AND I WILL BE A HITMAN AND KILL HER IF SHE COMES WITHIN 3 FEET OF YOUrnrnKagome:The correct q is did you like kissing inuyasha?
Inu,Kag: *blush*
Inuyasha: What the hell are you talking about!!
Miroku: Man inuyasha you're fast! So how was it-
#smack#
Sango: PERVERT!! Thats none of our concern
Jessie: Damnit why didn't I know this!?!
Kagome: *still blushing*
Inuyasha: We aren't having a baby damnit!!
Jessie: Thank god!!
Group: *stares at her*
Jessie: what? I'm allowed to dream ant I?
Inuyasha: Why the hell would I kiss that wench!!
Kagome: SIT!!
inuyasha: *rams into the floor*
Jessie: Why the hell would you want to kill me!?!
Inuyasha:i don't know, could it be you're annoying!?!
Jessie: I'm not annoying you're just mean!!
Inuyasha: Am not!!
Jessie: are to!
Tiffany: Great they're at it again!
Miroku: Do you guys want to makje a wager to see who will shut-up first?
Kagome: We shouldn't gamble!!
Sango: I'm in! I bet $40 that Jessie will cave in because of Inuyasha's big mouth!
Tiffany: I'll put in $10 that Inuyasha will because jessie talks more than anybody!
Nicole: Me too *puts in $10*
Sesshoumaru: Damnit! Anybody got some money i can barrow!?!
Miroku: Ok i'll put in a $50 for jessie to shut-up first.
Kagome: Oh what the hell! Here I'm going with Miroku and sango!*puts down a $100.*
(i hour later)
Inuyasha: Not!!
Jessie: TO!
Inuyasha: Not!!
Jessie: TO!
Inuyasha: Oh what the hell shut the fuck up!! I'm going to answer the question!
T,N: YES!!
S,M,K: *gives tiffany and nicole the money*
T,N:* Divides it up*
Nicole: I know jessie's big mouth would come in handy one day!
Tiffany: Yep! So Sesshoumaru you want something to eat?
Jessie: You guys made bet!?!
T,N: uh.... got to go bye!
Kagome: Well there gose my money!
Miroku: who would of thought somebody had a bigger mouth than Inuyasha!
Inu,Jess: HEY!
Sango i belive Kagome has a question!
Kagome: *blushes* um...well......you....see.......
Inuyasha: Oh just shut-up already they might already know and i don't care!
Jessie: If I wasn't scared of that guy I'd say something!
Inuyasha: Well in that case i just made a new friend!
>From: hilda()
Miroku, Inu yasha, koga, will you sign my breasts?.
Miroku: Gladly! anybody got a pen?
#Smack#
Sango:*hit's Miroku with a pooltable ball* PERVERT!
Jessie: Damn that had to hurt!
Miroku: *falls to floor*
Inuyasha: I don't want anything to do with you slut!
Jessie: Inuyasha don't call her a slut!
Inuyasha: Why the hell not!
Jessie: One, I think its funny 2, she's a reviewer!
Kagome: Hilda If you dare lay a finger on inuyasha i'll!
Group: *stares*
Kagome: Um..I don't think Koga is here so um......go join Tiffany and Nicole, where ever they went!
Jessie: And i thought i had it bad!
Inuyasha: *in total shock*
Miroku : Hey sango you wanna join Kagome?
Sango: Sure but if you grope me i'll hit you so hard you'll sleep till 2599!
Miroku: Fine *gropes her*
Sango: *slaps Miroku* PERVERT!!!
A/N ok thats not all the questions but i didn't want to keep yall waiting so here's part of it! i'll up date soon bye!
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Inuyasha: I dout anybody is that fucking weird.
Kagome: Inuyasha watch your mouth!
Inuyasha: what ever wench!
Nicole: Inuyasha shippo might hear your bad mouth and say things like you!!
Inuyasha: *looks down at shippo* I don't give a fuck what he hears me say!
Shippo: Inuyasha you need to shut the fuck up and answer the questions!
Group: *looks at shippo wide eyed!* SHIPPO!?!
From: firegodess13(debank@amaonline.com)
yo. 1)inu-koro, why don't you just go out with jessie at least a few times (100
or so is good)~2) kagome, why don't you just give inu-yasha over to jessie (or
kikyo if u do like DEAD people, ask a witch or sometin' to change you into a
demon, show it off to the half-breed, them go find a good mate, like kouga~3)
kouga, if and when you ever give-up on kagome, CALL-ME!`4) Sango, if you don't
like miroku then why do u hit him everytime he even LOOKS at another woman?!~5)
N&T if yall both want sessho then why don't u borrow sum of those old ki's (dbz)
earings and fuse~ all of you girls get a special type of prayer beads that can
only be made by element gods like me if you awnser these questions. they can
have up to 5 subduing spells and it is our choice if they should be actice when
you say it. they also can't be broken or touched porpusly be the 'victem' of the
get electified.rnfiregodess13
Jessie: I think I made a new best friend! *smiles*
Inuyasha: I ain't going anywhere with that wench!
Jessie: Why not!?!
Group: *groans*
Inuyasha: I don't know! You talk to much and you're making me answer these fucking questions! and you-
Kagome: Inuyasha .... stop it's noit nice.
Shippo: Yeah Inuyasha be nice to jessie!
Jessie: *smiles and hands shippo a candy bar*
Shippo: *chunks candy into his mouth*
Kagome:Um........uh.....
Inuyasha: What the hell!?! I don't like dead people and i sure as hell don't want to be near jessie!!
Jessie: *pouts*
Kagome: uh...next question?
Jessie: sure what ever.
* Phone rings*
Kagome: *answers it* Hello?
Koga: Hey tell the wench that i willo never give up! I'll come for you one day Kagome!!!
Group: *rolls their eyes*
Inuyasha: *looks at kagome withtheI-kill-him-if-he-even-thinks-about -coming-after-you.
Koga: *blabbing about how much he loves kagome and hates Inuyasha.
Jessie: *walks over and hangs up the phone* I hate koga!
Kagome: Uh.....
# smack#
Sango: Pervert!!
Group: *stares at sango and then at Miroku who's now on the floor*
Miroku: Sango I was just killing a spider.
Sango: #smacks# *hit's Miroku again* Pervert I know what you were doing!!And get that smile of your face!
Group: *stares*
Sango: STOP STARING AT ME!!!!!
From: Sora Moto
Here you go Inu-yasha *hands Inu-yasha a huskie puppy* its to replace your
rabbit that Sesshoumaru's cat killed. Oh, and Miroku going to 'pray' your
solution to every problem? Just admit you're a pervert and we'll go have sex
till we drop.Sesshoumaru, you're an assasin, right? Would you kill someone for me if I made wild pationate doggy love to you(or any style you choose actually)? How about you Inu-yasha? Miroku? Kouga? Hell I'm desperate, Shippou? Yeah I know I'm sick Shippou's what 490 yrs to old for me(If he's 8 five hundred years in the past
and I'm 18 now... yep that's right)? I have a couple of questions for the youkais,rn1. Who would win a fight, you or
Superman?(Please answer individually)rn2. Where did the idea come from that
youkais mark their mates by biting their necks?rnThat's all,
Inuyasha: *takes huskie puppy* Uh.....
Miroku: I well yes i'm a pervert i'll be over in a few!
#smack#
S,J,K,N,T: *punch and kick Miroku* PERVERT!!!
Sesshoumaru: *tsk at Miroku*
Inuyasha: *pulls the girls off Miroku*
Sesshoumru: *spits out coffe* You want what!?!
T,N: you can't have him!!!
Jessie: *falls to floor laughing* Oh My God!!!
Inuyasha: She's fucking crazier than that bitch!*points to jessie*
Miroku: ye-*stopps when Sango sends him a Don't-you-even-dare-say-yes look*
Shippo: What does she mean when she said she'd make wild pationate doggy love to yall?
Group: *looks at shippo*
Kagome: She uh.......meant...Inuyasha tell him!
Inuyasha: Why me!!!
Kagome: Don't make me 'it' you!
Inuyasha: Uh...........she mean they play a game!
Shippo: What kind of game.
Sango: aum...a lets answer the next set of question game!
Group: yeah!
Shippo: Nobody ever tells me anything!
Jessie: i know how it feels shippo
From: leer45
QUESTION FO INU AND KAGrnSo When You Gonna Have A Child?
Advice For Inuyasha: rnKISS KAGOME AND MAYBE JESSIE WILL STOP IF NOT THEN YOU CAN BRING ME THERE AND I WILL BE A HITMAN AND KILL HER IF SHE COMES WITHIN 3 FEET OF YOUrnrnKagome:The correct q is did you like kissing inuyasha?
Inu,Kag: *blush*
Inuyasha: What the hell are you talking about!!
Miroku: Man inuyasha you're fast! So how was it-
#smack#
Sango: PERVERT!! Thats none of our concern
Jessie: Damnit why didn't I know this!?!
Kagome: *still blushing*
Inuyasha: We aren't having a baby damnit!!
Jessie: Thank god!!
Group: *stares at her*
Jessie: what? I'm allowed to dream ant I?
Inuyasha: Why the hell would I kiss that wench!!
Kagome: SIT!!
inuyasha: *rams into the floor*
Jessie: Why the hell would you want to kill me!?!
Inuyasha:i don't know, could it be you're annoying!?!
Jessie: I'm not annoying you're just mean!!
Inuyasha: Am not!!
Jessie: are to!
Tiffany: Great they're at it again!
Miroku: Do you guys want to makje a wager to see who will shut-up first?
Kagome: We shouldn't gamble!!
Sango: I'm in! I bet $40 that Jessie will cave in because of Inuyasha's big mouth!
Tiffany: I'll put in $10 that Inuyasha will because jessie talks more than anybody!
Nicole: Me too *puts in $10*
Sesshoumaru: Damnit! Anybody got some money i can barrow!?!
Miroku: Ok i'll put in a $50 for jessie to shut-up first.
Kagome: Oh what the hell! Here I'm going with Miroku and sango!*puts down a $100.*
(i hour later)
Inuyasha: Not!!
Jessie: TO!
Inuyasha: Not!!
Jessie: TO!
Inuyasha: Oh what the hell shut the fuck up!! I'm going to answer the question!
T,N: YES!!
S,M,K: *gives tiffany and nicole the money*
T,N:* Divides it up*
Nicole: I know jessie's big mouth would come in handy one day!
Tiffany: Yep! So Sesshoumaru you want something to eat?
Jessie: You guys made bet!?!
T,N: uh.... got to go bye!
Kagome: Well there gose my money!
Miroku: who would of thought somebody had a bigger mouth than Inuyasha!
Inu,Jess: HEY!
Sango i belive Kagome has a question!
Kagome: *blushes* um...well......you....see.......
Inuyasha: Oh just shut-up already they might already know and i don't care!
Jessie: If I wasn't scared of that guy I'd say something!
Inuyasha: Well in that case i just made a new friend!
>From: hilda()
Miroku, Inu yasha, koga, will you sign my breasts?.
Miroku: Gladly! anybody got a pen?
#Smack#
Sango:*hit's Miroku with a pooltable ball* PERVERT!
Jessie: Damn that had to hurt!
Miroku: *falls to floor*
Inuyasha: I don't want anything to do with you slut!
Jessie: Inuyasha don't call her a slut!
Inuyasha: Why the hell not!
Jessie: One, I think its funny 2, she's a reviewer!
Kagome: Hilda If you dare lay a finger on inuyasha i'll!
Group: *stares*
Kagome: Um..I don't think Koga is here so um......go join Tiffany and Nicole, where ever they went!
Jessie: And i thought i had it bad!
Inuyasha: *in total shock*
Miroku : Hey sango you wanna join Kagome?
Sango: Sure but if you grope me i'll hit you so hard you'll sleep till 2599!
Miroku: Fine *gropes her*
Sango: *slaps Miroku* PERVERT!!!
A/N ok thats not all the questions but i didn't want to keep yall waiting so here's part of it! i'll up date soon bye!
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