InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Ask the gang!! ❯ lol ( Chapter 18 )

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( A/n Hey people i know i said one month but they didn't take me up on my offer so i got to make some money! lol . I'm washing cars. lol. And I'm going to face my fears!! I'm going to get off my ass and ride skeeter. he's a horse, a really realy big horse that needs to be taimed a little better. oh well on with the story!)

Jessie: *walks in circles* Where the hell are they!?!
Inuyasha: Sit down bitch. You're making my head hurt!
Kagome: Jessie you should sit down.
Jessie: Well They should be here!
Sango: *walks in* Hey whats wrong with her. *points at jessie*
Miroku: My dear Sango Tiffany, Nicole and Sesshoumaru have not showed up yet. *gropes Sango*
Sango: #smack# Pervert!!! Keep your fucking hands off me!!
Jessie: *stops and stares*
Group: *Stares at Sango and Miroku*
{ Door opens and Tiffany, Nicole, Sesshoumaru, and Naraku walk in}
Jessie: {yells} Where in the 7 hells were you!!!!!!!!!
Tiffany: We went to meet Naraku at the salon.
Nicole: it was realy fun!
Sesshoumaru: yes it was quite fun.
Naraku: *nodds* I told you it would be
Inuyasha: What the hell is Naraku doing here!?!
Jessie: Don't yell we need him here anyway!
Group: *gives jessie confused look*
Jessie: We need him to answer the first question! And Tiffany, Nicole, Sesshoumaru?
T,N,S: Yes?
Jessie: You're late!!!!!!!!
T,N: Opps?
Sesshoumaru: But it was for a good reason.
Kagome: Oh Sesshoumaru I love that color of nail polish!
Sango: Oh my god!! It so pretty!
Jessie: Its pink. Why not a sky blue?
Group: *stares*
Jessie: *sweat drops* I like a light blue ok! lets answer the question!
Inuyasha: What crawled up your ass?
Jessie: *throws hands in the air* I give up!
Kagome: SIT!
Inuyasha: *rams into ground* damnit bitch! What the hell was that for!?!
Kagome: It always makes jessie happy and she seems stressed.
Inuyasha: That doesn't mean sit me!
Jessie: Inuyasha if you answer the questions I wont try to play with your ears. k?
Inuyasha: Fine.



From: Lady Wolf Moon

lol.rnrnQuestions:rnSango- THANK YOU!rnNaraku- why r u so
evil?rn!rnKohaku: o.Orni forgot what i was going to say. who r u? what in the hell does SoDaPoPGuRu20 mean?? ((falls over))rnKohaku: . . .okay.

Naraku: I'm not just evil. I'm evil with a passion! *Starts boring speech about being evil in a good way*
Sesshoumaru: *Listens and takes notes*
# one hour later#
Group: *falls to sleep*
#3 hours later#
Naraku: *finishes the speech* And so being evil is important! Hey wake up!
Group: huh? oh yeah........
Sesshoumaru: *gets up and clapps* Bravo!! Bravo!! it was fantastic!
Inuyasha: The fucking thing put me to sleep!
Naraku: I'm so glad you liked it !! I know this one about how being rude is good to. Would you like me to-
Group: *screams* NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naraku: Well ok then.
Group: *thanks god that its over*



Dear Inuyasha's Group
I'm a Necromancer and I have an offer for Sango and Kikyo:
I can resurrect Kohaku and Kikyo without the use of jewel shards.
All I want is a few drops of blood from each of your group members, insluding Sesshomaru and Naraku. Jessie: I can help you get Inuyasha.
Miroku, why don't you just leave Sango for some one else, like someone who won't use you for a human punching bag? Sango: Have you ever wondered why Inuyasha never dissed more than Kagome and Jessie? It's because of his secret: He has a crush on you!



Group: Hi Necromancer! *waves*
Jessie: Uh.........the drug.
Tiffany: then why would it have affact on all of us?
Jessiew: Ok who druged the the inu gangs drinks?
Nicole: Um...me?
Jessie: Nicole did u drug the right drinks?
Nicole: Well i sorta forgot which glass had drugs so i did all of them.
Group: *spits out drink* You what!?!
Nicole: You know what I'd love to stay but I'm grounded so uh......bye!! *runs out!
Inuyasha: Stupid bitch!
Inuy-gang: Wait drugs!!!!!!
T,J; *sweatdrops* Um.......
Jessie: Lets answer the questions now!
Tiffany: Yeah i really like these questions!!
Sango: Um.............i don't wont to take the offer thank you.
Jessie: You can!! You mean I will be able to hug him and play with his cute ears all i want!!
Miroku: I would but I know she loves me!! *smiles pervertedly*
Sango: #smack# PERVERT!!!!
Group:* Stares*
Sango: Uh.........
Inuyasha: What the fuck are you talking about!?!
Jessie: NO!!! Sango you can't have him!! He's mine~!!
Sango: *blushes* I don't want him.
miroku:*gropes Sango*
Sango: PERVERT! #smack# *hits miroku with a horse shoe*
Miroku: she loves me? *falls unconscious*
Group: *stares*
Sango: Lets answer the next set of questions.


From: thundersister()

Miroku: This is kinda akward, my friend thinks you are so sexy. How do you feel
about this? rn
Kagome: Why don't you hurryup and have a kid or something with Kouga and not with Inuyasha 'cause he's
totally dissing you by making out with that bit- I mean, with that dead
priestess.rnSango: Ok, I know you just love Miroku. But, come on! We all know
he's a pervert but at least he's goodlooking, dude. rnKikyo: Can't you hurry up
and kill Kagome already?rnShippo: When you grow up, have you ever thought about
having "that process of which you interact with a female and a few months later
you become a father"? That's all the questions I have for now.rn Sayonara,rn
thunder sister


Miroku: Well whatn can I say! Hey Would your friend like to bear my child?
Girls: PERVERT! *punches and kicks miroku*
Inuyasha: He'll never learn
Kagome: Uh......I'm not going to have a child with anybody!
Jessie: I hate koga!
Inuyasha: Damnit!! I never made out with kikyo!! So shut up!
Jessie: You should have gone a head and said bitch even though she's much worse!
Sango: *blushes* Um......I don't like him like that!
Jessie: Well he is cute!
Miroku: Jessie I'm glad you feel that way would you mind-
Jessie: NO!!
Miroku: *shrugs* It was worth a try.
Jessie: Kikyo is in the swerd so she can't answer! sorry
Shippo: what does she mean?
Group: *sweatdrops*
Nicole: Well........
Tiffany: Sesshoumaru tell him!
Shippo: Well?
Sesshoumaru: Uh......ok......you see.....I can't!!
Miroku: I would love to explain!! You see shippo it called-
Group: *puts hands over Miroku's mouth!*
Kagome: shippo I'll tell you when you're older!
Shippo : Nobody evcer tells me anything!




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(coughs) ow my lungs well they didnt kill me but all most (passes out and head falls on keyboard) ow ok umm now i have a question for kagome now if seshomaru wasant gay would you like him more then inuyasha i mean seshomaru has more to offer and he isint so much of an ass and inuyasha breaks peoples ribs (cringes in pain) ok bye

Kagome: Uh.....
T,N: You can't have him!!
Nicole: Gay or not he's still mine!!
Tiffany: Grr i thought we agreed on letting me having him!
Nicole: you agreed I didn't!
Jessie: Not again,
Sesshoumaru: lets answer the next set of questions I have an appoint ment at the spa!
Group: Ok......



From: Renagade the Fluffy Obsessed Gurl()

Okie dokie.This is a very funny story^_^Um..well here are my
questions:rnQ1:Sesshoumaru:Do you mind if i call you Fluffy?Lots of girls like
calling you that.rnQ2:Kagome:Can your skirt get any shorter!?rnQ3:Inuyasha:I
love your doggy ears!^_^Why don't you just dump Kikyo and live with
Kagome?Kagome is ALOT better then Kikyo.rnQ4:Miroku:Can i bear your
child?rnQ5:Sango:If you don't confess your true feeling for Miroku i will kidnap
him and make him my slave!*evil laugh*MwAAhahahahaha!So admit
it^_^rnThats all my questions for now...

Sesshoumaru: Fluffy? It's ok. *starts to tear up*
Inuyasha: Not again! It was a damn cat you bastard!
Kagome: Inuyasha be nice!
Inuyasha: Why should I that ygly cat he had killed my rabbit!
Sesshoumaru: Fluffy wasn't ugly!! He was white!! *starts to cry* I miss fluffy!!
Kagome: SIT!!
Inuyasha: Damnit! *rams into floor*
Sango: *gives Sesshoumaru tissue* It's ok fluffy's in a better place.
Sesshoumaru: Really? *sniff*
Inuyasha: No fluffy went to hell!
Sesshoumaru: NO!!!!! *runs away cring*
Group: *gives inuyasha a you-damn-bastard-we-will-sit-you-if-you-ever-do-that-again look.*
Inuyasha: Uh..........next question.
Kagome: What do you mean! Whats wrong with my skirt?
Sango: Will kagome it is short.
Miroku: I like Kagomes skirt! *smiles pervertedly*
Sango: #smack# *slapps Miroku* PERVERT!!
Group: *stares*
Sango: He was looking at Kagome with that perverted look!
Group: Right................
Inuyasha: What is it with poeple and my ears!
Jessie: there so cute!! Damn I shouldn't have made that deal with you!
Kagome: Why?
Jessie: I wanna play with his ears!
Inuyasha: Wench. whats dump?
Kagome: It's when you don't love thenm anymore and chose somebody else.
Inuyasha: Uh............. next question
Miroku: YES!! I would be very happy if you beard my child! I got to go bye! *starts to leave*
Sango: #smack# *hits Miroku with Sesshoumarus hair brush* you can't leave!
Sesshoumaru: *comes back* Has anybody seen my hair brush?
group: Nope
Miroku: Why Sango I didn't know you felt that way!!
Sango: *blushes* I don't!! We're in the middle of questions so you can't leave!
Miroku: Jessie can i leave? *gives her a innocent look*
Jessie: Well.......no sorry.
Miroku: Damn!
Sango: *gives Renagade a confused look *
Nicole: She wants you to tell Mirku how you feel about him!
Sango: Oh. ok Miroku?
Miroku: Yes my lovly Sango?
Sango: I think you are a pervert and you need mental help.
Miroku: Why Sango I'm hurt!
Jessie: Lets go to the next set of questions ok?
Group: Fine



From: Sukai()

I have a couple of questions for you guys^_^:rnKagome:Who do you like more
Inuyasha or Hojo?rnInuyasha:Will you ever consider marrying Kagome and living
happily ever after??^_^rnDrnMiroku:My friend wants to know if she can bear your child^_^;nSesshoumaru:Will you ever consider having Rin be your mate?Oh,by the way you are so hot!^_^rnrn Thats it for now^_^I hope i get answers soon^_^


Kagome: Um......well.......you see...........and....hojo is nicer but,,,,,
Jessie: Are you going to aswer or not?
Kagome: i like both of them!
Inuyasha: Will I what!?!
Jessie: Hew can't cause he's going to marry me! Right Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Yes! I mean no!!
Kagome: *blushes*
Inuyasha: GRRRR Why does everybody ask me that!!
Tiffany: Cause they want to know?
Miroku: This is my lucky night! Yes-*sees the death glare sango is giving him* Uh...sorry.
Group: WHAT!?!
Sesshoumaru: No she's just a little girl!!
Kagome: Hey were is rin?
Sesshoumaru: She went to see Paul Walker from 'the fast and the Furrious.
J,N,T: ARe you kidding!!!!
Sesshoumaru: no I do not kid. why?
J,N,T: *jumpos up and down screaming* Oh My god!!
Inuyasha: Stupid wenches that hurts! Shut up!
Jessie: Ok I got to go! Bye!
T,N: BYE!!
Inuyasha: They just left!! We can leave now!! *runs to door* Damnit!!
Kagome: whats wrong?
Inuyasha: It wont open!!
Shippo: You mean we're stuck in here?
Group: yep.





(A/n Hey guys!! I'm still tring to get the bundle!! Think god i'm a good actress! lol any way keep sending questions! bye!