InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Ask the gang!! ❯ Drugs and perverts ( Chapter 17 )

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(A/n Hey people! Sorry for the wait i couldn't get in ff.net but i did find a realy scary picture of me from last holloween! Damn. I was sitting here listening to 'Ace of Base' tring to get in to ff.nety then when i couldn't get in i thought i better start answering questions before y'all try to kill me!)


Kagome: Jessie what did you do to Inuyasha?
Jessie: * gives kagome I'm- innocent look* What do you mean?
Shippo: Jessie why does inuyasha smell like that stuff you put in Sesshoumaru's and Sango's drink?
Jessie: Ok I gave him a pill.
Kagome: WHAT!?! And what kinda pill did you give him?
Jessie: Um....not sure i just grabed it out of the medicen cadnit.
Inuyasha: *walks in* Hey girlys Lets aaaaaannnnnnswer some questionsss.
Kagome: Inuyasha do you feel alright?
Inuyasha: Yep sure do!!!
Nicole: Hey jessie I gave inuyasha the pills.
Jessie: But I already gave him some?
Nicole: Uh...opps?
Kagome: You idoits!!!!
Inuyasha: #thump# *passes out on floor*
Miroku: So how are the lovly ladies- what happen to him?
Kagome: Jessie and nicole druged him!
Miroku: How are we gonna answer the questions?
Jessie: well um........some of them we can aswer till he wakes up?
Kagome: that will work. Oh jessie and Nicole?
J,N: Yeah?
Kagome: IF YOU EVER DRUG INUYASHA AGAIN I WILL HURT YOU!!!!!!!




From: SoDaPoPGuRu20

This story is getting great!rnrnPS Lady Wolf Moon,be careful,if you know what I
mean,with you-know-who! ;)rnrnI got a question:@ Inu,Fluffy,Koga,Shippo)If
any,do you have last names?rnrnAnywho,gotta work on my story. Third Chappie,and
I get to kill someone! Or someone else does,or whatever.


Inuyasha: Whats a last name?
Sesshoumaru: I think its the name they call last?
shippo : Um....
Kagome: You guysd don't have anyother name besides your first?
Shippo: We have a first name?
Jessie" It like kagome is kagome's first name, anf her family name is last.
IN,Ses: Oh....................nope
Miroku: *grops sango*
Sango: #samck# *throws blender at mirku* PERVERT!!!!!!
Miroku: *gets hit with blender* She loves me. *passes out*
Group: *stares*
Sango: He was being perverted!
Group: oh.


From: Sora Moto

now on to my questions,... well they're more like
scenarios for the brothers inu.rn1. How would you two react if Inu-yasha was
born a full demon(no human mother, but a different mother than Sesshoumaru)?rn2.
What if in the same situation you found out that you had a Hanyo sister?(She's
been astranged becuase her mother took her to raise)rn3. Your father still gives
Inu-yasha the Tetsuiga and Sesshoumaru the Tensuiga, but he gives a sword that
incorporates the powers of both Tetsuiga and Tensuiga to your Hanyo sister?rn4.
I hope you know what a saiyan is Cause this question recquires that knowledge.
What if she got kidnapped on the night she's suppose to become human, but she
doesn't become human because of a spell her mother put on her(her mother was a
soccerus and is now dead), she becomes a full demon on these nights instead. but
the spell has been broken, but she still doesn't become human instead she
becomes a human/saiyan/elf Hybrid?rnOkay that's all, I really hope you can
answer this that last one was a dosey.

Sesshoumaru: i would just treat him worse even though he would never win.
Inuyasha: Bastard! You wan try and fight me right now!
Sesshoumaru: Dear brother I have just gotten my nails done i wont waste them on you!
Inuyasha: Grrrr*starts to jump at Sesshoumaru*
Kagome: SIT!!!!!!
Inuyasha: *rams into floor* Damnit wench what was that for!?!
Kagome: Well you heard Sesshoumaru. He just got his nails done and they are very pretty shade of blue.
Inuyasha: I'm surrounded by idiots!
Sesshoumaru: why thankyou Kagome would you like to know the color?
Kagome: Um...maybe later lets anser the next question.
Inu, Sess: Uh...................
Jessie: you have a sister!
Inu, Sess: un...
Inuyasha: Freak we don't know!
Sesshoumaru: i wish i had a sister give her make-up and do her hair!
Group: *stares at Sesshoumaru*
Sesshoumaru: What? Do I have a something on my beatiful face?
Group: no.............
Sesshoumaru: well stop staring and aswer the next querstion.
Inuyasha: I'm confuse.
Shippo: Uh.........
Sesshoumaru: it doesn't take much to confuse you .
Inuyasha: grrr I'll show you you sonofabitch!
Kagome: SIT!!
Inuyasha: *ramns into floor* Damnit!
jessie: lets answer the next question if we can.
Kagome: Saiyan?
Jessie: oh I know what they areI use to watch DBZ.
Nicole: freak.
Jessie: shut up!
Inuyasha: lets just answer the question! stupid wenches.
Jessie: Ok now I'm confused.
Inuyasha: what the hell is a saiyan!?!
Jessie: Its, a very powfull person with strenth and junk. sorry haven't watched the show in for ever.
Inuyasha: I could beat a stupid thing like that!
Group: *rolls eyes*



From: amy!!()

umm... well. hum. veryveryvery funny. and strange. now for my questions.. um,
first off, inuyasha - why dont you just kill either kikyo or kagome? well, not
kagome, just kill kikyo. er, re-kill her. or just let kouga have her. (im
gonna get cussed out so bad for this!!) and, sango - loosen up. stop beatin up
poor miroku! and last but far from least, miroku- you rock!

Inuyasha: uh....................o....k.......
Kagome: How can we rekill her?
Jessie: I don't know!
Sango: grr How come every body likes Miroku!?! He a damn Pervert damnit!! Open your eyes!!
Miroku: Sango girls just can't stay away from me cause i'm so good looking!
Sango: *slaps him8 Pervert!
Group: *stares*
Sango: He had that stupid grin on his face!
Group: *stares*
Sango: I hate Miroku!
Miroku: sango i know deep down you just love me!
Sango: *punches him in the jaw*


From: Rika()

Q1. Sessy? Do you ever get cold without your big boa? Q2. Inuyasha? why do you
have a piss ass attitude, and I know your gonna call me a wench for this, so I
save your time, I am a wench. Q3 Sango? Why don't you let Miroku see other
women? . Q4Shippou? Why do you wear a bow in your hair? it looks girlish, no offense.
(sorry for such a long question list)

Sesshoumaru: well no i get lonly with out it.
Inuyasha: how the hell can you get lonly with out that ugly thing!
Kagome: Inuyasha! Don't say it ugly!
Sesshoumaru: the boa is my best friend! We talk a lot. She tells me secrets.
Group: *stares*
Jessie: Sesshoumaru were you ever droped on your head?
Sesshouamru: yes why do you ask?
Jessie: Well it just explains why you havemental problems!
Sesshoumaru: *cries* Don't make fun of me!!
K,N,T,San: Jessie!!
Jessie: opps I didn't mean to make him cry.
Inuyasha: *laughs* Stupid freak!!
Kagome: inuyasha SIT!
Inuyasha: damnit! *rams into floor*
Nicole: answer the question now.
Inuyasha: i don't have a piss ass attitude! and if i did its because bitches and bastards like you and these freaks make me!
Group: *HEY!
Sango: I do let him i just try to make sure he doesn't grope anybody!
Miroku: Yep she just wants me to grope her and nobody esle.
Sango: *throws a ferby at miroku* PERVERT! Thats not true!
Ferby: yay!!!!
Miroku: it talks! *gets hit in head qith ferby* ow.
Shippo: I don't lok girlish it makes me look better!
Sesshoumaru: and its stylish!
Group: *stares at Sesshoumaru*
Jessie: *grabbs Shippo* You can't go on a date with shippo he's to young and hes not gay!
Sesshoumaru: Well I think i'll ask him later.
Group: Ewwww



From: Tonic

hey kinna have a question it was gonna be 'Sesshomaru go out with me..' but i
realized hes not my type hehehe wears to much white ::grumbles:: y couldnt he be
goth? but my question, Miroku can you go 40 days and 40 nights without groping
someone ecspecially Sango? I doubt it!

Sesshoumaru: sorry but Goth is not my type. I don't wear black!
Miroku: Um.....nope I have to grope girls! *gropes Sango*
Sango: *slaps Miroku: PERVERT!
Jessie: why do you need to grope them,.
Miroku: I only grope the girls that have a nice bu-
Jessie: Never mind. I don't want to know anymore!



From: midnight()

Poor Miroku is being treated bad cause he is a pervert. HE IS ONLY HUMAN! I want
to ask inuyasha, kagome, and sango how many times they have groped someone or
checked someone out cause I think Miroku is not the only one.


Inuyasha: I've never geoped anybody or checked them out!
Kagome: um.....i ....welll.......he.....and........Hot...couldn't......um..well...
Sango : I never groped or chacked anybody out!
Jessie: well..um...lets go to the next question.



From: atlas-86

*starts sobbing then laughs*rnNO MATTER WHAT I DO I CANT SEEM TO FIND
INTELLIGENT PPL TO HELP!rnso...in that case I must torture, humiliate, deride
and belittle those who oppose my work.rnrnInuyasha: I have information from a
reliable source that you used to be a "pleasure slave" to a rich demon princess
- and you actually begged NOT to be fired when they lost all their money. Is
this true?rnrnKagome: Poor Kagome, I'll try not to be too harsh on you...but, I
found some interesting information from a few months ago. You apparently had a
*liason* with your math teacher for a passing grade? I'm frankly shocked and
disappointed. This is true, correct?rnrnShippou: Hehe, you will bear the brunt
of my wrath little kitsune...I'm sure your friends will be "surprised" to learn
that YOU lured the thunder bros. to your father, to prove to a kitsune school
bully that he was stronger than any other demon. YOU KILLED YOUR FATHER! Can
you deny it? I didn't think sornrnMiroku: Miroku, di you know what will happen
to your Air-Rip when you finally DO destroy Naraku? I've been researchign this
particular type of generational curse and I have discovered that because you are
the (lets see if I get this right...) 2nd generation you will be UNABLE to
completely remove the curse from your hand. However, your life WILL be
increased by several years, and your children will NOT have the curse. BUT, you
must marry and settle down, your active lifestyle will put undue stress on the
rip and WILL decrease your lifespan. SO, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THIS
INFORMATION?rnrnSango: You don't know the REAL truth about Shikon-no-tama do
you Sango? Even thought the priestess Midoriko was from your village, she was
evil at heart and stored ALL of her dark powers in the jewel along with HUNDREDS
of other demon's strength. In other words, the Shikon jewel is an instrument of
mass-evil and will engulf the world in darkness once it is completed in Naraku's
grasp. How do you feel knowing that your village lead a cursed life, a life of
knowing that THEY ALONE were the root cause of the most incredible evil EVER to
cover the earth?rnrnSesshoumaru: Pathetic worthless Sessy. Hahaha, you are the
most sickening creature I have ever layed eyes on. I have under good authority
that YOU, Sesshoumaru...were an exotic male stripper for SEVERAL years - at a
gay bar! What do you have to say about that?rnrnJessie: You know, I think the
author should have more of an ...active... role in the story process...so,
Jessie, what is it that YOU could do in the Sengoku period? Hmm? Anything? NO
- YOU WOULD BE USELESS IN THE PAST SO THERE'S NO WAY INUYASHA WOULD TAKE YOU
WITH HIM!rnrnThat's all for now folks...rnrnrn(A/N: I know I'm not the author,
but I did write this review and I need to make some things PERFECTLY CLEAR:
rnrn1. I HATE gay bastards.rn2. I HATE Islamic pricksrn3. We need to nuke those
damn N. Koreans before all hell breaks loosern4. The Senate and Representatives
need to collectively pull their heads out of their asses and GET A BALLISTIC
DEFENSE SHIELD in place BEFORE 2010, if at ALL possible.rnrnPlease email me with
questions/comments about what I have written here...flames not requested but are
still welcome, after all its the good ole' USA


Inuyasha: not this asshole again!
Jessie: Freak!
Nicole: He's menatl!
Sango: his advice sucks!
Miroku: I like him!
Sesshoumaru: i hate him!
Shippo: he's mean!
Kagome: No don't be mean kets just get this over with.
Group: fine.
Inuyasha: *jaw drops* What the hell!?!
J,N,K,San: *bust out laughing*
Miroku: inuyasha you never told me about that! Can you tell me where they stay at?
Group:*hits miroku* PERVERT!
Sesshoumaru: little brother i never thought you could sink so low!
Inuyasha: I didn't do anything!
Jessie: whatever lets go to the next question.
Sango : what does he mean?
Jessie: you don't want to know!
Kagome: EEEWWW thats discusting! no is not true! you perverted freak!!
miroku: Kagome your not has inoccent as I thought.
inuyasha: *kicks Mirku* shut the hell up you pervert! next question!
Kagome: that so mean!
Shippo: Yes i did it!! hahahah!! I did it i killed my father!! hahaha!!
Jessie: Um....I sorta druged him so he's might not be in the right state of mind!
Group: *stares at jessie*
Jessie: next question.
Miroku: uh......Win the lottery?
Jessie: don't answer miroku.
Miroku ok.
Sango: This freak is getting on my nerves!
Group: *nodds*
Sesshoumaru: I never!
Nicole: it ok we know you didn't-
Sesshoumaru: how that i was a stripper?
Group: *goes into shock* OH MY GOD!!!!
Sesshoumaru: Um.....ya'll didn't know?
Group:* Shakes head no*
Sesshoumaru: damn him! Lets answer the next question!
Jessie: Meany!
Kagome: that meany! she wouldn't be use less she can cook!
Inuyasha: hm.........can she cook ramen.
Jessie: yep!
Inuyasha: fine you're not use less!
Jessie: YAY!!! give me a hug! *streches arms out toward Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: hell no!
Jessie: *pouts* Jerk!
Kagome: Just ignore him
Jessie: k



From: Darkness Vampire Videl


*falls out of her chair laughing* this is halairious! poor ppl Oh well!! ^_^rnI
have questions!rn rnSesshoumaru: YOU'RE THE COOLEST AND I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT! AND
YOU'RE HOT!! ^_^ Is it ok if I call you Sessy-chan??rnrnSango: You're really
cool! ^_^ rnrnMiroku: Poor you..hahaha...rnrnInuyasha: I LOVE YOUR EARS! And I
hope you live through this...I doubt it tho...rnrnHojo: Get a life ^_^rnrnKagome: Be careful with saying Sit to Inuyasha...he might go into a coma from all the falling he does ^_^;

Sesshoumaru: why thinkyou!
Inuyasha: *rolls eyes and starts to speak* He-
Jessie: *puts duck tape over Inuyasha's mouth* there now ypou can't speak!
Inuyasha: *thinks po f way top get revenge*
Sesshoumaru: yes it is ok that what my boa calls me.
Group: *stares*
Sango: Thank you I'm glad you thank so.
Miroku: i know they me!
Jessie:Miroku, you wouldn't get hit if you didn't grope!
Miroku: so?
Inuyasha: grrr
Jessie: *smiles evily* I'll let them go when he marries me! So hell bwe here for ever!!! hahaha!!!
Group :* Gulps*
Kagome:" hojo does have a life!
Group: No he doesn't!
Kagome: I give up!
Inuyasha: Yep she's right so don't sit me!
Jessie: but I like it when yo get sit! Hey Kagome sense it was my b-day a couple days a go can you sit him on time please!
Kagome: well Ok.
Inuyasha: Oh no!! god help me get through this! Kagome don't you dare!
Kagome: SIT!
Inuyasha: *ramns into floor* Damnit!! why the hell do wenches have to live on earth!

From: dbzlover8

Ok im back with another sugar rush and im heart broken ok i have a question for
seshomaru why are you so uh i dont know how to say this Gay OK there i got it
out and i just have something to say to inuyasha i have a feeling that miroku is
going to hunt me down and kill me for my last thing i said so now inuyashas
gonna be after me inuyasha why are you such a tight !@# god man you know you
like one of the wenches i mean girls now i think you should pick one of them you
know before i die (looks over back for miroku) ok well if you dont pick one the
world will know you are a grade a pansy

Sesshoumaru: I'm am gay and proud of it!
Group: O................k....................
Miroku: i still need to get him back! Jessie I'll be back!
Inuyasha: Damnit!! Thats it! miroku save some for me!
Girls: *rolls eyes*




From: n.s.c.m.()

hello again, Sesshoumaru don't take that crap fromthat atlas freak, just turn
into that big dog demon and go chew on him for a few hours.rnAnd if you do, have
fun.


Sesshoumaru: I would if inuyasha wouldn't have cut off my arm!
Tiffany: But don't take shit like that from him!
Jessie: um.......
Sesshoumaru: you're right I will but can nicloe finich with my hair first!\?
Jessie: fine.










(A/N Hey people and thaxs to the people who wished me a happy birthday! One more year and I'll have my drivers lisence and i don't care if thats spelled right. I love you reviewers! *reviewers start to back away* ok i get a little carried away. hope you all enjoyed this chapter and this story. Please send more questions. you can instant message me at inuyasha_kicks_ass@hotmail.com on msn. Don't you love my e-mail adress? ^__^ see y'all soon. And ask questions! Oh and those of you who feel out of your chair laughing i'm sorry if it hurt you when you fell. Don't sue me!! I'm only 15!!!!!!
ok bye!