InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Baby Got Back ❯ Who's up for chicken? ( Chapter 6 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

A/N: Hey everybody whats up? I just want to say thanks to Rumiko Takahashi for making the best damned anime on the face of the earth. I would also like to say thanks to my friend Learon, who will supply lyrics for the songs Inuyasha will sing at the concert in later chapters. I would also like to thank my best friend Jonathan, who I love more than anyone in the world. Well, I'm finished rambling, so here is the story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, the great and wonderful Rumiko does. *Bows down in praise* Ah-me-ha-me-ahhhh.

Jessy: Hey Inuyasha guess what? Kagome pulls off your pants in this chapter, and in later chapters, SESSHY WILL BE GAY!

Inuyasha:'Yes, I finally get Kagome' Kagome takes off my pants? What the hell are you doing to us. Wait, hold on, Fluffy's gay? hehe, I'm not sure if he will be pleased.

Jessy: Yeah, his boyfriend is Kouga.

Inuyasha:Oh, this is going to be funny watching you get beat up.

Jessy: Just for that remark, you are going to french Kouga. And if you don't watch out, Sesshomaru too.

Sess: Hell no, thats where I draw the line.

Jessy: Please Sesshy? *Puppy dog eyes* I'll make it worth you wild.

Sess: HELL YEAH. I'm mean, if I have too.

Jessy: Thank you Sessy. *Peck on the cheek*

Inuyasha: Don't make me sick.




Chapter 6: Who's Up for Chicken?

Inuyasha raced to get Kagome back to the estate. The rabid fangirls were probably tailing them in their cars. He looked back at Kagome, who was holding tight to his waist. 'Damn, why does she have to hold there?' he thought. They finally reached the mansion as Inuyasha tore down the long driveway. He pulled the bike up to the front door and turned off the engine. Kagome swung her leg over and took off the helmit. He watched her as she shook the hair from the helmit. 'She could be on Baywatch' He grinned to himself.

Inuyasha got off the bike and walked to the front door, Kagome behind him. The doors flew open as he walked to the living room. Before they reached it, however, they heard a sound that was unmistakably flesh hitting flesh. Inuyasha looked in on the site, while Kagome was struggling to keep down a giggle. Miroku appeared to have groped Sango, which would explain the large handprint on his face. Sango walked away and pulled Kagome behind her down to her room. Inuyasha looked down at Miroku and muttered,"You seemed to have met your maker, lech." Miroku just looked up and grinned.

Kagome looked at amazement at Sango's large room. She was in here once before, but she hadn't really studied its features. Her suit sized canopy bed sat on the left side of the room against the wall. The giant bedspread was solid black donned with pink pillows. Black and red transparent curtains hung from the canopy. Her room was painted red with black decorum and furniture. It was the ultimate punk rock bedroom.

Kagome snapped from her daze to look at Sango. Sango was pacing back and forth, muttering unintelligable things to herself. Kagome giggled and pounced on the pacing girl. Both fell to the floor and wrestled. Finally, Kagome pinned her down and grinned.

"Uncle!" Sango cried. Kagome leaned over to Sango and said,"I want you to tell me you like Miroku. Say it!"

"Uhh...owww...I like Miroku!!" She yelled as she pushed Kagome off her. "Ahh ha! I knew it!" Kagome said proudly. "Yeah, whatever. Let's just get ready. I'll call the boys." Sango muttered, her face still flushed.

Sango pulled herself off the floor and opened her bedroom doors. She hollered down the hall loud enough so the boys could hear her. "Hey, get ready for the pool. If you aren't ready in five minutes, you don't get to come with us!"

The boys raced out of the living room and dashed down the hallway to their rooms, knocking Sango down in the process. "Damnit you idiots!" she cursed as they passed her. She got up and slammed her bedroom door, then glared at the laughing Kagome. "Take as much time as possible getting ready. I want them to wait." Sango smirked.

"Damnit, where the fuck are they?" Inuyasha muttered as he paced in the living room. Miroku sighed as he sat crosslegged on the floor. "They are taking their time, apparently. Well, it will be worth it when the ladies come down." Inuyasha just growled and replied,"Feh. Whatever." He looked up as he smelled Kagome and Sango approaching. He felt his jaw drop when he saw Kagome.

Kagome smiled nervously at Inuyasha as she walked in. She noticed his silver hair, gold eyes, fangs and long fingernails were back. She thought he looked good both ways, but he seemed more natural with his silver hair. She looked at herself and inwardly groaned. 'How did Sango manage to convence me to wear this?' she thought. She wore a short miniskirt over her bathing suit, but no shirt. She also wore some questionable stilettos that strapped up her calves. 'She is making me out to look like a damn slut!'

"Lets go." Inuyasha said shortly. Kagome followed Sango, Miroku, and Inuyasha to the pool. It seemed like forever because the house was enormous. They finally arrived and Kagome gasped. The pool was inside, but it was surrounded by clear glass windows. It caused the light to refract and throw small rainbows across the room. There was a large jacuzzi in the back corner and a sauna beside it. It was truely a sight.

She returned from her daze and looked at the others. The guys had already stripped to their trunks and were in the pool. Sango was undressing, so Kagome sat down on a chair to untie her shoes. She kicked them off and wiggled out of her miniskirt.

Sango walked down the stairs into the pool. She looked up at Kagome, expecting her to follow. But, instead, she saw her walking to the other end of the pool. Inuyasha and Miroku also noticed this and watched her.

Kagome knew this was going to be fun. She felt Inuyasha's eyes bore into her back as she walked towards the diving board. She climbed the stairs to the highest diving board, which was about seven feet higt. She silently thanked the Kami's for her diving abilities. She stood their, preparing for her dive.

Inuyasha watched Kagome, interested in what she was going to attempt. Kagome pulled into a curl and dove off the board. She did two front flips before she straitened her body and dove into the water. He shook his head and began to search for the girl. Suddenly, he felt hands tug at his swim trunks as they pulled clean off. Kagome resurfaced and giggled, swim trunks in hand. Miroku and Sango were in fits of laughter when they saw this display. Inuyasha just smirked and put his hands on his hips.

"I knew you wanted to get my pants off, but I didn't know you would do it in public." Kagome stopped laughing and glared at him. "In your dreams pervert." she replied. He walked to her and wrapped an arm around her waist, pulling her against him. Kagome tried not to look down, but it was oh so tempting. Inuyasha pulled her waist tighter so she was against his chest. She felt something down her leg, and her eyes widened. She knew exactly what it was. 'Kami, He's long!'

"You really don't want to know what happens in my dreams." Inuyasha grinned at her. He knew exactly what he was doing. She pulled away from him, shooting daggers at him with her eyes. 'If looks could kill, Inuyasha would be dead.' Miroku sighed. Kagome threw the red swim trunks at him and said,"Put on your pants, we don't want anyone to get hurt."

Sango decided to end the tension,"Hey, anybody up for a game of chicken?" she suggested.

"I'm game." Inuyasha said in a staring contest with Kagome.

"Me too!" Miroku chirped,"Sango, will you be my partner?" He grinned at her, and it clicked what he was suggesting. "Sure, I'd love to."

Sango thought,'Miroku, you are an evil genius. This will be perfect. Inuyasha and Kagome will be forced to be partners.'

Miroku walked over to Sango and bent down. Sango climbed on his shoulders and waited for the other team to get ready.

Inuyasha sighed and slipped his trunks back on. He walked next to Kagome and bent down, waiting for her to get on. Kagome glared at Sango and Miroku, then slowly climbed up Inuyasha's back. When the team was finally settled, Inuyasha and Miroku charged at each other. They met and Kagome and Sango instantly locked arms trying to push each other over. Kagome was grinning by now. She knew she would win. She fought huge men in this game and always one.

Finally, they're game turned into a game of mercy. Kagome saw Sango weakening, and pushed as hard as she could. Sango and Miroku fell into the water. "Yay, we won Inuyasha!" she shouted. "Good job bitch. You did it." Inuyasha praised. Since he had congratulated her, she let the *bitch* thing slide. For now.

Inuyasha decided to get her off his shoulders, the fun way. He pretended to slip and fell back into the water, Kagome and all. She splashed to the surface, eyes fluttering as she coughed up water. Inuyasha stood up, his soaked hair forming to fit a cocoon around his body. He grinned as she gave him a death glare. Kagome stood up and got out of the pool. She reached for her towel and began drying herself off.

"Where are you going wench?" Inuyasha inquired. "I'm going home, and my name is not wench. It's Kagome. Ka-go-me. Its alot easier to understand than neanderthal." She said icily," Sango, I'm going to go get my stuff from your room and I'll call you later. K?" Kagome said in a slightly nicer tone.

"K. Just remember about Sunday. I'll get a room ready for you." Sango said happily.

"Kagome, I'll take you home. Its alot quicker and I want to ask you something." Inuyasha pouted, giving her the irresistable puppy-dog eyes. She sighed in defeat and nodded her head. Inuyasha jumped out of the pool quickly and tore down the hall to his room. Kagome went to Sango's room and changed into the clothes Sango had given her earlier.

Inuyasha was waiting for her in the foyer, sporting a motorcycle racer's outfit, which clung to his body nicely. She walked down the stairs with her bag and followed him to the large garage where his bike was parked. Inuyasha helped her on the bike and once Kagome was on and comfortable, he tore out of the garage and into traffic for the third time that day.

Kagome instructed Inuyasha on how to get to her apartment. He pulled up to the curb outside her apartment building. She got off the bike and turned to him."Would you like to come up for a bit?" she asked timidly. He smirked and nodded shortly. 'I wonder if he practices that smirk daily?' she mused to herself.

The two rode the elevator up to her apartment, not speaking the entire way up. They arrived and Kagome pulled out her key. She unlocked the door and opened it, leaving it as such so Inuyasha could come in. He grabbed her wrist suddenly and pulled her to him. Kagome gasped at this and blushed. 'What is he doing? Who cares, it feels good to be against him. It feels safe.'

Inuyasha looked down at her, gazing into those beautiful cerulean blue orbs. He suddenly pulled away and looked down, leaving a dazed Kagome staring at him. He asked her, still looking down,"Kagome, tomorrow night we have a concert, and I was wondering if you wanted to come. I can get you backstage passes if you want to bring a couple of friends. Also, its kind of a goth-slash-punk rock concert, so black is the natural color, as far as clothes go. I would like for you to come."

She smiled at him and nodded her head."I'd love to go, but first I need to come home. I want to come home and pack my stuff." He looked at her in confusion."Why are you packing?" She giggled and replied shyly."Sango asked me to move into the mansion. I thought it would be good considering she is the only female in that godforsaken mansion, living with a kid, an asshole, and a pervert. Why not add some estrogen to the testosterone-drivin lifestyle?"

He gave her a look, then replied,"Alright, but if you wake up and the lecher is asking you to bear his children while rubbing your ass, it was your decision."

"Aww, I trust you won't do *that* Inuyasha." She giggled at the horror on his face.

"Feh, whatever." was his response,"I'll see you tomorrow night at the concert. I'll have my driver pick you and your friends up here about...8?"

"K. See ya tomorrow. Oh, and...thanks for the fun day. I had a blast." Kagome said with a quick peck on his cheek.

"Keh. See ya." He responded, turning down the hall.


*END LONG ASS FLASHBACK*

Kagome giggled while searching through her closet for the outfit she was going to wear to the concert.


A/N: GOMEN! I am soooooo sorry for the longest ass flashback in the world. But I thought you guys needed to know what happened and how Kagome met Inuyasha. Hehe, what will I do next?

Inuyasha: I don't like the sound of that tone. I think its time we leave.

Kagome:I think so too, I don't want to take your pants off again.

Inuyasha: You know you liked it.

Kagome:[You will never know that though]