InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Backstage ❯ Tongue Twister Game! ( Chapter 11 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Akira Yuki 
The Gang plays a game of Tongue Twister Mania...
R/R EVERYONE!!! WE'RE WAITING HERE!!!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.19.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.1K | Visits: 299 | Status: Completed
The Gang plays a game of Tongue Twister Mania...
R/R EVERYONE!!! WE'RE WAITING HERE!!!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.19.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.1K | Visits: 299 | Status: Completed
Backstage
By Akira & Yuki
Disclaimer: We do not own the Inuyasha Characters or any Inuyasha related Citeria.
Chapter 11
After filming, Andrea sat down on her riser and then just fell asleep right there. Sam was right next to her soon after. Sango and Kagome looked up at the two sleeping.
"Why are they sleeping?" Kagome asked.
"Who knows..." Sango replied. "They probobly slept in and played video games like they always do." And the two walked on. Suddenly Andrea shot up and pointed at Bankotsu, now she was looking wide awake.
"YOU'RE NICKNAME!!! BAN!!! HOW'S THAT?!" She shouted. Everyone in the studio looked at her oddly. Sam and Bankotsu laughed.
"It's okay....it sounds like we're calling him deodorant." Sam said. Bankotsu agreed.
"Yeah, but like, I should so get my nails like, done!" Bankotsu said, in his high pitched voice. He threw a hand forward, as if to show off his terrible nails. A few laughed.
"Maybe I should afterwards today..." Andrea said, thinking. "That'd be good..."
"No you're not." Inuyasha retorted. "It's going to rain all day an I for one am not going with you to get your nails done. You are going to bring me straight home."
"Who said I was going to bring you home Inuyasha?" Andrea asked. Inuyasha scowled and didn't reply. "Oh! What now?! That's right, you stay quiet little dog boy! I won this battle!"
"But knowing Inuyasha, he will try to win the war." Miroku said. Andrea smiled at that. Sam starred at Miroku. The two producers braught down their risers and walked over to the boys. Sam stood next to Miroku and watched as Andrea snuck up from behind Inuyasha and tweaked his ears.
"Why do you always have to tweak my ears?" Inuyasha growled.
"Because they're so cute and fuzzy!" Andrea said.
"Thank you! Some one else agrees with me!" Kagome said, who was at the buffet table. She laughed and then sweatdropped. Inuyasha walked off to Kouga when he noticed that Kouga was giving the whole 'call me' motion to Kagome.
Sam laughed, then blushed shocked and still. She looked angrily at Miroku.
"THAT'S FOR ON SET YOU HENTAI!!" Sam shouted, and kicked Miroku in the shin and stomped off. Andrea smirked at Miroku, who jumped around holding his shin. She poked him, and he fell to the ground, making Inuyasha snicker a bit. Andrea sighed out of boredom and went over to her papers. She read through the next day's script. She laughed, and dropped the papers as she rolled on the ground, covering her face.
"Uh...." Miroku started.
"I think she finally lost it." Inuyasha said. "What's so funny?" Andrea pointed to the script she dropped. Inuyasha picked it up and his eyes seemed to turn into flames. He dropped the script on Andrea's face, then stompped off.
"What is it?" Miroku asked. Andrea who finally calmed down hid the script from him.
"You'll find out when you get the script in your mailbox tomorrow." Andrea said. She walked off to her office, and Miroku snooped through the papers, just in case.
"Darn, nothing." He sighed, then walked off to see a table with cupcakes on it. Oooh...brownies. He grabbed a few and walked down a hall.
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Sam sat down in a dark room. She didn't know where she was, just that it was a nice place to cool her temper. The door opened and she ignored whoever was there, and just edged down into her seat so she wasn't noticed.
"What are you doing in here?" A voice asked. Sam blushed lightly and turned around.
"Miroku?" She asked. Miroku smiled and gave her the 'V' sign.
"Come here!!" Miroku said, and dragged her out.
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"What should we do now?" Kikyo asked. Kaede looked mischieviously at Totosai and dragged him to her trailer. "Ewe...."
"I know! I know! I know! TONGUE TWISTERS!!!" Bankotsu said. Andrea walked back in smiling.
"I'm in!" She said.
"Cool. We'll do it knock out style. If you can't get it right the first or second time, you're out. Okay? EVERYONE IN A CIRCLE!!!" Bankotsu shouted. Inuyasha, Kikyo, Kagome, Kouga, Bankotsu, Andrea, Sango, Shippo, and soon after, Sam and Miroku after they found out about the game.
"So, who goes first?" Kikyo asked. Bankotsu took a full bottle of Pepsi and spun it in the middle of the circle. It landed on Sango.
"Okay then... say....Hottentot." Bankotsu said. He had a book of tongue twisters. He handed the book to her.
"If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot, To talk ere the tot could totter, Ought the Hottenton tot, Be taught to say aught, or naught, Or what ought to be taught her? If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot, Be taught by her Hottentot tutor, Ought the tutor get hot, If the Hottentot tot, Hoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor?" Sango said.
"We'll go to the left then. NEXT!" Bankotsu said.
"If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot, To talk ere the tot could totter, Ought the Hottenton tot, Be taught to say aught, or naught, Or what ought to be taught her? If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot, Be taught by her Hottentot tutor, Ought the tutor get hot, If the Hottentot tot, Hoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor?" Miroku said.
"If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot, To talk ere the tot could totter, Ought the Hottenton tot, Be taught to say aught, or naught, Or what ought to be taught her? If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot, Be taught by her Hottentot tutor, Ought the tutor get hot, If the Hottentot tot, Hoot and toot at her Hoottentot, er Hottentoot, ugh." Kikyo said. Kikyo backed away and they closed in the circle.
“Okay...Miroku, do the mix miss one.” Kikyo said, an evil grin on her face.
“Mix miss mix. Mix miss mix. Mix miss mix.” Miroku said.
“Mix miss mix. Mix miss mix. Mix miss mix.” Shippo said.
“Mix miss mix. Mix miss mix. Mix miss mix.” Sam said.
Mix miss mix. Miss mix mix. Mix miss miss.” Kagome said. She giggled and sat next to Kikyo. “Okay Sam...do...Joe’s Banjo.”
“Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend our Joe you Joe's banjo. If your Joe won't lend our Joe your Joe's banjo our Joe won't lend your Joe our Joe's banjo when our Joe has a banjo!” Sam said triumphantly.
“Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend our Joe you Joe's banjo. If your Joe won't lend our Joe your Joe's banjo our Joe won't lend your Joe our Joe's banjo when our Joe has a banjo!” Inuyasha said.
“Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend our Joe you Joe's banjo. If your Joe won't lend our Joe your Joe's banjo our Joe won't lend your Joe our Joe's banjo when our Joe has a banjo!” Andrea said.
“Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend our Joe you Joe's banjo. If your Joe won't lend our Joe your Joe's banjo our Joe won't lendo, er lend your Joe our Joe's banjo Joe, er when our Joe has a banjo!” Kouga said. He grumbled and sat next to Kagome, but as soon as he did, he smiled. “Okay Andrea, do the woodchuck!
“How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Why did people name a woodchuck a woodchuck if a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood? Maybe the people who named a woodchuck a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But that wouldn't make much sence since a woodchuck couldn't chuck that much wood even if a woodchuck could chuck wood!!” Andrea said. Everyone laughed.
“How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Why did people name a woodchuck a woodchuck if a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood? Maybe the people who named a woodchuck a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But that wouldn't make much sence since a woodchuck couldn't chuck that much wood even if a woodchuck could chuck wood!!” Bankotsu said.
“How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Why did people name a woodchuck a woodchuck if a woodchuck could I mean couldn’t chuck wood? Maybe the people who named a woodchuck chuck- I’m out.” Sango said. She got up and sat next to Kouga. “Peter Piper.”
“Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick? Peter Piper picked a penny worth of pickled peppers because a peck of pickled peppers is plenty of pickled peppers, for Peter Piper to pick.” Bankotsu said. He looked at Miroku.
“Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick? Peter Piper picked a penny worth of pickled peppers because a peck of pickled peppers is plenty of pickled peppers, for Peter Piper to pick.” Miroku said, and took a breath, relieved he did it.
“Peter Piper picked a peck of pippled I mean pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pimpled peppers, how many pi...oh nevermind.” Shippo said, and sat next to Sango. “Do the sixth!”
“The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.” Miroku said, but just barely.
“This is going to be hard....The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.” Sam said. “YEAH I GOT IT!”
“The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick. It’s not that hard.” Inuyasha said.
“The sixth sickth, sick sheik's sixths sheepth's sick. It is so hard! If it isn’t then Inuyasha, then say the...Swiss wristwatch!!” Andrea said.
“Which whistwatches are Swiss wristwrasses?” Inuyasha said. He scowled and sat next to her.
“Told you so. It’s really ‘Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?’ Okay?” Andrea said.
“Whatever. Sam can do that stupid double bubble one.” Inuyasha said.
“A bubble’s double when its double bubble but a bubble’s double’s a bubble.” Sam said.
“A bubble’s double when its double’s bubble but a bubble’s double’s a double...oh shoot!” Bankotsu said. He pointed menacingly at Sam. “SAM AGAINST MIROKU!!! DO BLUEBIRDS!!”
“Bluebirds in blue birdbaths.” Sam said. Miroku eyed her.
“Bluebirds in dew, eh blue dirtbaths...darn..” Miroku said.
“THE WINNER IS SAM!!!” Bankotsu said, and handed her a package. She opened it to reveal a new video game.
“Oh how fun. You ALL know that I’m the one that’s going to hear her in the morning, right?” Andrea said. Bankotsu shrugged.
~~*one minute later*~~
“NEW SCRIPTS ARE IN!!” Sam shouted as she came into the room. She handed them around to everyone. Everyone but Miroku and Inuyasha laughed.
“Come on and tell me! You didn’t make a copy for me!!” Miroku pleaded.
“Take a wild guess for who’s the guest tomorrow.” Kouga snickered. Miroku shrugged.
“Sesshoumaru.” Kagome said.
To be Continued...
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R/R haha i got the tongue twisters off websites and junk...I bet a few of you out there actually tried them out on someone!! haha. newayz...RATE AND REVIEW!!!
By Akira & Yuki
Disclaimer: We do not own the Inuyasha Characters or any Inuyasha related Citeria.
Chapter 11
After filming, Andrea sat down on her riser and then just fell asleep right there. Sam was right next to her soon after. Sango and Kagome looked up at the two sleeping.
"Why are they sleeping?" Kagome asked.
"Who knows..." Sango replied. "They probobly slept in and played video games like they always do." And the two walked on. Suddenly Andrea shot up and pointed at Bankotsu, now she was looking wide awake.
"YOU'RE NICKNAME!!! BAN!!! HOW'S THAT?!" She shouted. Everyone in the studio looked at her oddly. Sam and Bankotsu laughed.
"It's okay....it sounds like we're calling him deodorant." Sam said. Bankotsu agreed.
"Yeah, but like, I should so get my nails like, done!" Bankotsu said, in his high pitched voice. He threw a hand forward, as if to show off his terrible nails. A few laughed.
"Maybe I should afterwards today..." Andrea said, thinking. "That'd be good..."
"No you're not." Inuyasha retorted. "It's going to rain all day an I for one am not going with you to get your nails done. You are going to bring me straight home."
"Who said I was going to bring you home Inuyasha?" Andrea asked. Inuyasha scowled and didn't reply. "Oh! What now?! That's right, you stay quiet little dog boy! I won this battle!"
"But knowing Inuyasha, he will try to win the war." Miroku said. Andrea smiled at that. Sam starred at Miroku. The two producers braught down their risers and walked over to the boys. Sam stood next to Miroku and watched as Andrea snuck up from behind Inuyasha and tweaked his ears.
"Why do you always have to tweak my ears?" Inuyasha growled.
"Because they're so cute and fuzzy!" Andrea said.
"Thank you! Some one else agrees with me!" Kagome said, who was at the buffet table. She laughed and then sweatdropped. Inuyasha walked off to Kouga when he noticed that Kouga was giving the whole 'call me' motion to Kagome.
Sam laughed, then blushed shocked and still. She looked angrily at Miroku.
"THAT'S FOR ON SET YOU HENTAI!!" Sam shouted, and kicked Miroku in the shin and stomped off. Andrea smirked at Miroku, who jumped around holding his shin. She poked him, and he fell to the ground, making Inuyasha snicker a bit. Andrea sighed out of boredom and went over to her papers. She read through the next day's script. She laughed, and dropped the papers as she rolled on the ground, covering her face.
"Uh...." Miroku started.
"I think she finally lost it." Inuyasha said. "What's so funny?" Andrea pointed to the script she dropped. Inuyasha picked it up and his eyes seemed to turn into flames. He dropped the script on Andrea's face, then stompped off.
"What is it?" Miroku asked. Andrea who finally calmed down hid the script from him.
"You'll find out when you get the script in your mailbox tomorrow." Andrea said. She walked off to her office, and Miroku snooped through the papers, just in case.
"Darn, nothing." He sighed, then walked off to see a table with cupcakes on it. Oooh...brownies. He grabbed a few and walked down a hall.
~~~~~~
Sam sat down in a dark room. She didn't know where she was, just that it was a nice place to cool her temper. The door opened and she ignored whoever was there, and just edged down into her seat so she wasn't noticed.
"What are you doing in here?" A voice asked. Sam blushed lightly and turned around.
"Miroku?" She asked. Miroku smiled and gave her the 'V' sign.
"Come here!!" Miroku said, and dragged her out.
~~~~~~
"What should we do now?" Kikyo asked. Kaede looked mischieviously at Totosai and dragged him to her trailer. "Ewe...."
"I know! I know! I know! TONGUE TWISTERS!!!" Bankotsu said. Andrea walked back in smiling.
"I'm in!" She said.
"Cool. We'll do it knock out style. If you can't get it right the first or second time, you're out. Okay? EVERYONE IN A CIRCLE!!!" Bankotsu shouted. Inuyasha, Kikyo, Kagome, Kouga, Bankotsu, Andrea, Sango, Shippo, and soon after, Sam and Miroku after they found out about the game.
"So, who goes first?" Kikyo asked. Bankotsu took a full bottle of Pepsi and spun it in the middle of the circle. It landed on Sango.
"Okay then... say....Hottentot." Bankotsu said. He had a book of tongue twisters. He handed the book to her.
"If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot, To talk ere the tot could totter, Ought the Hottenton tot, Be taught to say aught, or naught, Or what ought to be taught her? If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot, Be taught by her Hottentot tutor, Ought the tutor get hot, If the Hottentot tot, Hoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor?" Sango said.
"We'll go to the left then. NEXT!" Bankotsu said.
"If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot, To talk ere the tot could totter, Ought the Hottenton tot, Be taught to say aught, or naught, Or what ought to be taught her? If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot, Be taught by her Hottentot tutor, Ought the tutor get hot, If the Hottentot tot, Hoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor?" Miroku said.
"If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot, To talk ere the tot could totter, Ought the Hottenton tot, Be taught to say aught, or naught, Or what ought to be taught her? If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot, Be taught by her Hottentot tutor, Ought the tutor get hot, If the Hottentot tot, Hoot and toot at her Hoottentot, er Hottentoot, ugh." Kikyo said. Kikyo backed away and they closed in the circle.
“Okay...Miroku, do the mix miss one.” Kikyo said, an evil grin on her face.
“Mix miss mix. Mix miss mix. Mix miss mix.” Miroku said.
“Mix miss mix. Mix miss mix. Mix miss mix.” Shippo said.
“Mix miss mix. Mix miss mix. Mix miss mix.” Sam said.
Mix miss mix. Miss mix mix. Mix miss miss.” Kagome said. She giggled and sat next to Kikyo. “Okay Sam...do...Joe’s Banjo.”
“Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend our Joe you Joe's banjo. If your Joe won't lend our Joe your Joe's banjo our Joe won't lend your Joe our Joe's banjo when our Joe has a banjo!” Sam said triumphantly.
“Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend our Joe you Joe's banjo. If your Joe won't lend our Joe your Joe's banjo our Joe won't lend your Joe our Joe's banjo when our Joe has a banjo!” Inuyasha said.
“Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend our Joe you Joe's banjo. If your Joe won't lend our Joe your Joe's banjo our Joe won't lend your Joe our Joe's banjo when our Joe has a banjo!” Andrea said.
“Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend our Joe you Joe's banjo. If your Joe won't lend our Joe your Joe's banjo our Joe won't lendo, er lend your Joe our Joe's banjo Joe, er when our Joe has a banjo!” Kouga said. He grumbled and sat next to Kagome, but as soon as he did, he smiled. “Okay Andrea, do the woodchuck!
“How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Why did people name a woodchuck a woodchuck if a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood? Maybe the people who named a woodchuck a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But that wouldn't make much sence since a woodchuck couldn't chuck that much wood even if a woodchuck could chuck wood!!” Andrea said. Everyone laughed.
“How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Why did people name a woodchuck a woodchuck if a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood? Maybe the people who named a woodchuck a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But that wouldn't make much sence since a woodchuck couldn't chuck that much wood even if a woodchuck could chuck wood!!” Bankotsu said.
“How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Why did people name a woodchuck a woodchuck if a woodchuck could I mean couldn’t chuck wood? Maybe the people who named a woodchuck chuck- I’m out.” Sango said. She got up and sat next to Kouga. “Peter Piper.”
“Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick? Peter Piper picked a penny worth of pickled peppers because a peck of pickled peppers is plenty of pickled peppers, for Peter Piper to pick.” Bankotsu said. He looked at Miroku.
“Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick? Peter Piper picked a penny worth of pickled peppers because a peck of pickled peppers is plenty of pickled peppers, for Peter Piper to pick.” Miroku said, and took a breath, relieved he did it.
“Peter Piper picked a peck of pippled I mean pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pimpled peppers, how many pi...oh nevermind.” Shippo said, and sat next to Sango. “Do the sixth!”
“The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.” Miroku said, but just barely.
“This is going to be hard....The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.” Sam said. “YEAH I GOT IT!”
“The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick. It’s not that hard.” Inuyasha said.
“The sixth sickth, sick sheik's sixths sheepth's sick. It is so hard! If it isn’t then Inuyasha, then say the...Swiss wristwatch!!” Andrea said.
“Which whistwatches are Swiss wristwrasses?” Inuyasha said. He scowled and sat next to her.
“Told you so. It’s really ‘Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?’ Okay?” Andrea said.
“Whatever. Sam can do that stupid double bubble one.” Inuyasha said.
“A bubble’s double when its double bubble but a bubble’s double’s a bubble.” Sam said.
“A bubble’s double when its double’s bubble but a bubble’s double’s a double...oh shoot!” Bankotsu said. He pointed menacingly at Sam. “SAM AGAINST MIROKU!!! DO BLUEBIRDS!!”
“Bluebirds in blue birdbaths.” Sam said. Miroku eyed her.
“Bluebirds in dew, eh blue dirtbaths...darn..” Miroku said.
“THE WINNER IS SAM!!!” Bankotsu said, and handed her a package. She opened it to reveal a new video game.
“Oh how fun. You ALL know that I’m the one that’s going to hear her in the morning, right?” Andrea said. Bankotsu shrugged.
~~*one minute later*~~
“NEW SCRIPTS ARE IN!!” Sam shouted as she came into the room. She handed them around to everyone. Everyone but Miroku and Inuyasha laughed.
“Come on and tell me! You didn’t make a copy for me!!” Miroku pleaded.
“Take a wild guess for who’s the guest tomorrow.” Kouga snickered. Miroku shrugged.
“Sesshoumaru.” Kagome said.
To be Continued...
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R/R haha i got the tongue twisters off websites and junk...I bet a few of you out there actually tried them out on someone!! haha. newayz...RATE AND REVIEW!!!