InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ BB's Survival House (OF HELL!) ❯ Week1 Day2-Tuesday ( Chapter 1 )

Hint: If you have too much of Inuyasha you would most likely,

1)Say that you like Inuyasha better than your Girl/Boyfriend

2)Would try to go in the TV and marry a character

3)Die watching Inuyasha without doing anything other then watching TV and sitting and being alive(breathing is off!).

Week1 Day2-Tuesday

Kagome woke up seeing Inuyasha snuggled up with Alan and her. Miroku drew a wind tunnel in his baby's right hand. Shippo and Rin put toys around theirs with game boys. Kouga was a lazy poo and did nothing to it.

"Awwwwwwww…" Kag and Sango awed when they saw everybody's babies.

"This is BB making everyone awake so…GET THE F*** UP FOR GOD SAKE!!! And Kagome, make some PBJ `cuz it's good and cut off the crust for Shippo. Believe me you want to" BB hung up. "PPJ? Why that?" questioned Kagome.

"What's to eat?" Kouga asked. "PBJ! And some orange juice" Kagome replied.

When Shippo ate his PBJ, he noticed the crust was on like everybody's. "HEY KAGOME! WHY DOES MY PBJ STILL HAS THE CRUST ON!!! YOU WILL REGRET THAT YOU B******!!!" Shippo, so angry that he cussed when not allowed to was punished. Because Kag didn't cut off the crust she is punished. Shippo has to wash the dishes and he does not like that. Kag has SBD(Shippo Bathing Duty)

for today.

"Why does he not like the crust?" asked Miroku. "HEY WHY IS MY CRUST STILL ON!!!" yelled Miroku. "Ironic huh?" Sess whispered.

Little Princess Buttercup of S&R was wet when Rin tried to take a bath for her. She really thinks it's a real baby(kids…) even though she saw an read a label "TOY NOT REAL".

"KABOOM!!!"

"HUH WHA? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" asked Sango. As Kagome went downstairs she saw a man in red with an unplugged toaster carrying a toy baby.

"What the hell is going on Inuyasha!?" asked Kagome. "Just wanted some god damn friggin' toast…" he replied.

"That bastard Inuyasha! How dare he mess with ma' woman!" said Kouga. "If only she was my pair…"

Kikyo was pissed when Naraku told her that she was a walking dead corpse. She was jealous of Kagome and wanted to kill her to get Inuyasha

CONFESION TIME----------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------

These are some confessions that some of the casts made and are able to say who they want to vote who would be out(just seeing who they don't like).

Inuyasha-BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! I REALLY WANT THAT GODDAMN KOUGA OUT!!! SHE WON'T STAY AWAY FROM KAGOME!!!

Kagome-I want Kouga out. He hits on me all the time.

Kouga-BASTARD INUYASHA! HE INTERFERES ME AND KAGOME! I WANT HIM OUT!

Shippo-Peace…(I don't want Kagome out so there! Just because she didn't cut out my…) KAGOME OUT!!!

Rin-Peace…

Sesshomaru-Uh…

Naraku-Why the hell is Kikyo mad at me from a f***ing fact!

Kikyo-GOD DAMN KAGOME FOR STEALING MY INUYASHA AND NARAKU FOR PISSING ME OFF!!!

Miroku-Kagome for not cutting my crust off!

Sango-No one.

"This is BB telling you an assignment! You will have to play truth or dare! No harsh dares for Shippo and Rin. So think of good ones! Later I will give another one! BB signing off."

"AH F***ing BASTARD!!!" yelled Inuyasha "Big Brother is watching you!" said BB

"OOOOOOOOOO!!! You said a b….." said Shippo and Rin "I'll give ya' 2 McDonald's to shut up." "DEAL!"

As they played spin the bottle, Inuyasha was told to do another wedgie. Sess had to tell what his favorite show is and it was "REALTV". Kagome had to go get leopard skin bras for herself and said "This will really impress Inuyasha!" said Kagome. Inuyasha said he got to go when Kouga tackled him! Shippo shouted "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!"

"GRRRRRRRRR"
"BARK"
"ROWR"

"FRRRRT"

This is dog language son please enjoy!

"YOU BITCH!"
"WHO YOU CALL A BITCH WHEN I'M A MALE?!"

"IT'S AN INSULT DAMNIT!"

"SHUT THE F*** UP!"

The language has been translated thank you.

"BREAK IT UP OR I'LL CALL MY ELEPHANT TRANKILIZER!" yelled BB "If you got to fight then out my survival house!" "Be that way asshole" "BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU AND YOUR PITY LIFE!!!"

SBD TIME!!!-------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------

Shippo, no longer pissed enjoyed his bath time with Kagome supervising(he puts so much shampoo!) when suddenly, "CRASH"

Inuyasha and Kouga were fighting still and were punished for not listening. Inuyasha has SBD for tomorrow and Kouga has Guard Night.

It was 9:00 P.M so everybody was asleep but Kouga who had to guard the place. Miroku being perverted was however… snuggled up with Sango and Mona Lisa and got slapped seeing little Sangos dancing.

Well how do you like it? Was it good? If bad then… GOD WILL PUNISH YOU!!!

I'll write later, getting dark…YAWN!!!