InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ BB's Survival House (OF HELL!) ❯ Week1 Day3-Wednesday ( Chapter 2 )

At the living room watching TV, Miroku was all…dead or something. "OH MY GOD! MIROKU IS DEAD!" shouted Sango. "I thought you hated him." Said Kikyo. "Well uhhhh…GOOD RIDENCE!" "I'm not…d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dea" "SLAP" "ed-Sa-ngo…. I'm j-j-just exhausted from n-n-no groping." said Miroku. "And what w-w-was that for?" "FOR BEING ALIVE!" Sango exclaimed has she hugged Miroku with tears. "I thought this is a survival place, not a romance place." said Inuyasha.

1 Hour Later---------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------

Miroku can finally grope. "SLAP". And Sango can slap more.

"This is BB doing some inspection! My assistant Gary Mcwierd(a comic I like to draw which I made up) will inspect ya'. Be nice for him or he'll screw your mind! Believe me he is immortal so BE NICE! BB over and out,"

"Who the hell cares!" exclaimed Inuyasha

"WHOMP"

"OWWWW! What was that for!?" asked Inuyasha.

"Be nice!" replied Kagome.

"She doesn't like you! HAHA!" laughed Kouga.

"BOOM"

"SHUT THE F*** UP!"

"DING DONG"

"Must be the inspector. I'll get it!" said Sango.

As Sango opened the door, there was a kid with blonde hair, blue eyes, a red vest, gray shirt, spiky hair, and blue pants. He was short like 4 foot 6 inches. He was 11 years old.

"Hi…uhhh…my name's Gary Mcwierd and I came to inspect the place…" said the boy.

"FEH'! HE'S A LITTLE KID!" said Inuyasha. "I can beat up this runt!"

"Sigh" "3, 2, 1…" counted Shippo.

"BAM!"

"DON"T MESS WITH ME! I'M ALSO A DEMON! SOME DAMN ALIEN DID SOMETHING! Now excuse me I will be inspecting." said Gary.

"BB was damn right…" said Inuyasha

"Hmmmmm…hey guys! Where's the bathroom! If the place is nice then the bathroom gotta be clean!" said Gary.

"There"

"Thanks."

"OH MY F***ING GOD! WHAT THE F*** IS THAT DAMN SHITTY PITTY F***ING THING!" yelled Gary.

"What is i…? OH MY GOD!!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVRER THE PLACE!!! WHO THE HELL!!!" shouted Naraku.

Because of all the s*** around the bathroom, dumping is held in the POR-TA-POTTY for 3 days. Accept for Shippo and Rin who had these plastic mini potties. SBD is still held in the bathroom and peeing with brushing teeth and stuff and of course BATHING!

SBD TIME!!!

"GET DOWN THERE YOU LITTLE F***ER!!! WHY YOU LITTLE RASKEL!" yelled Inuyasha in the bathroom doing SBD.

"What do you think is going on in there?" asked Kagome.

"Must be a hard time to have SBD" replied Miroku.

"Hey what's going on? Sounds like a dying animal!" said Sesshomaru.

"BOOM BAM WHOMP SPLISH SPLASH!"

Shippo went out the door with blood on his arms and legs. He was really pissed off at the time. Looks like he is going to explode. "OH MY F***ING GOD!" yelled Shippo about the blood.

"HE TRIED TO BLOODY KILL ME! HE TRIED TO BLOODY KILL ME!" yelled Shippo.

"This is B…OH MY GOD!!! WHATS GOING ON HERE!"

"HE TRIED TO BLOODY KILL ME! HE TRIED TO BLOODY KILL ME!" yelled Shippo.

Inuyasha had to make break feast for tomorrow for the cast. Shippo however was NOT punished do to the bloody body parts.

CONFESSION TIME----------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------

Shippo-HE TRIED TO BLOODY KILL ME! HE TRIED TO BLOODY KILL ME!

Inuyasha-He got me in trouble damnit! And I want Kouga out for touching Kagome!

Kagome-OH MY GOD SHIPPO! GOD HELP HIM!

Sango-OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

Sesshomaru-OH MY GOD INUYASHA! WHY DID YOU TRIED TO KILL POOR SHIPPO! YOU'RE OUT!

Kouga-OUT FOR INUYASHA `CUZ KAGOME IS MY WOMAN AND HE TRIED TO BLOODY KILL HIM! HE TRIED TO BLOODY KILL HIM!

Naraku-Uhhhhh…My god………….

Rin-NOOOOOOO! HELP SHIPPO!

Kikyo-OH MY GOD! WHY IS HE STILL ALIVE BUT NOT ME! DAMN HE'S LUCKY!

"I have grades for you from the inspection. However, YOUR BATHROOM SUCKS! YOU ALL GET D'S!" shouted Gary

"Bitch" said Inuyasha pissed off.

"BOOM"

"The deed is done…" said Gary.

"He looked cute because of his size. "Sigh"". said Sango.

"I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME `CUZ WHEN YOU HUGGED ME!" yelled Miroku.

"SMACK"

"This is BB reminding you guys to…TAKE CARE OF YOUR BABIES DAMNIT!"

"!"

"Where's Little Princess Buttercup of S&R?" asked Shippo.

"Uh oh…I left her in the toy box…" replied Rin.

"I thought you thought of Little Princess Buttifly of…WHATEVER was a real baby!" shouted Sesshomaru.

"Well Alan is on the bed lying down, right Inuyasha?" asked Kagome.

"Well I……..YES!" replied Inuyasha.

Inuyasha lost Alan outside when he went onto his tree. He must've left Alan there. Bad Inuyasha, bad! Inuyasha has to race Kagome to get Alan and put him on the bed.

"INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Kagome

"I DID'NT DO IT! ALAN IS…WITH ME! LOOK!" said Inuyasha.

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. How cute is Alan my little cute flower!" said Kagome.

"This BB with an assignment! You will have to find Shippo `cuz…well…he's lost."

"WHAT! WHY DO WE WANT THAT KITSUNE WITH US?!"

"BAM"

"HEY! SHIPPO IS CUTE! Okay?" said Gary.

"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM! AND HOW DID YOU GET IN?!" asked Kouga.

"The power of imagination dumbass, and I'm a staff!" yelled Gary.

"Besides, I like the food here!"

"Then find some place else to eat!" said Inuyasha.

"Okay." Gary said while taking the refrigerator out.

"FOOOOOOOOOOOD………" whined Shippo.

"SHIPPO!" said Gary. "Have some Bacon!"

Suddenly, Shippo is hyper again.

"DAMN THAT WAS SOME GOOD BACON!" exclaimed Gary.

"This is BB with some cops coming in with metal BB guns! Run away fools, run away! Nah I'm just kidding. So what's up?" asked Big Brother.

"Not much, accept Gary stole the fridge. DAMN WE NERED FOOD!" exclaimed Naraku. "Can you bust him?"

"Nope! You can get more food! Plus, IT'S RIGGED!!!"

"But…"

"SWOOSH"

"Well there's your new refrigerator. AND IT'S 11:46! SLEEP NOW!"

"WE DON'T WA…"

"SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"