InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Behind the Scenes ❯ Volume 1: Scroll 1 ( Chapter 1 )

I am not Rumiko Takahashi

Volume 1: Scroll 1

Kagome: Wow, it's so great! I get to work with the most fantastic people to make this show!

Inu: Ah, shut up, wench.

Kagome: *cries*

Sess: Baka, now look what you did. *tries to comfort Kagome*

P: Ok, guys, I have the scripts to Volume 1: Scroll 1. *hands them out*

Sess/Shippo/Koga/Miroku/Sango/Kirara: *all growl* Hey! How come we're not in this part!

P: You all come on later. Now, Inuyasha, Kikyo, get on the stage and let's make this show.

P: *ties cords on Inuyasha*

Inu: Feh, I have no idea why you're doing this, bitch. It's not like I can't jump by myself.

P: Whatever…

P: Lights, camera, action!!!

Inu: *attacks fake village holding Shikon shard* *village is engulfed in flames* Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! This is only what you deserve! Just as I deserve the jewel of four souls! With this… I can become a true demon!

Kikyo: *shoots arrow at Inuyasha* *misses* *arrow breaks one cord*

Inu: *hangs on one arm* *would've burned to death without fire rat armor* Ah!! Help! I can't get out and it's burning the part that's not covered by my fire rat armor!

P: *sighs* Cut!!! God, you always screw everything up!

Inu: Hey! That was Kikyo's fault!

Miroku/Koga: *put out fire, cut cords, and save Inuyasha's ass*

Kikyo: What did you say, love? *glares at Inu*

Inu: Nothing, love… *sweat drops*

Inu/Kikyo: *redo scene*

Kaede: Please, sister…We have to take care of you…

P: Cut!!!!!!! What the fuck????? We're supposed to have the young Kaede in this scene, not the old one!!!!!!!!!

Kaede/Kaede: *switch places*

Kikyo: I will not live. Listen well, Kaede…Take this and burn it with my remains. It must never… …Fall into the wrong hands again! I shall take this jewel with me to the world beyond! *burns* Ah! Ouch, this hurts!!!!!!!!

P: Cut! Miroku, you baka, you weren't supposed to use real fire on her!!!!!

Miroku: I just wanted to see what she looked like with her clothes burnt off…

Everyone (except Miroku): *sweat drops* Hentai!!!!!!! *beat Miroku*

Miroku: *swirly eyes*

All goes well as they continued through the next few scenes until…

P: What do you mean you didn't set up an appointment with Naraku? Who could we use?

Koga: Well, there's always Mistress Centipede…

P: No thank you!!! She is ugly as hell!

Kagome: But we don't seem to have a choice…

P: *sighs* Fine! Koga, I changed my mind. Kagome will not be your mate in the story since you forgot about the appointment.

Koga: But-

P: It's my choice! What are you going to do about it, wolf boy?

Koga: *runs to find Mistress Centipede*

Mistress Centripede: *slithers out* Ah, I knew you'd need some actual talent in your show. *looks over her script* What? I only get a few lines and then I'm killed?

P: *disgusted* We could get someone else if you'd prefer to not get paid the generous sum that you are to receive…

Mistress Centipede: I just love this show and my part! *smiles*

All goes well, once again. Then…

Kaede: Who are you? Why were you in the forest of Inuyasha?

P: Cut! Who are you? Why were you too dumb to notice that this part was for the older Kaede?

The scroll/show is finally completed.

P: Everyone, be back here early tomorrow. We have a lot more work to do.

Everyone (except for P) : *grumbles*

No flames. Please. I'm sensitive.