InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Bishies Without Shirts ❯ Yay! Mommy's home! ( Chapter 5 )

Chapter 5: Yay! Mommy's home!

Kagome froze like Bambi caught in a set of oncoming headlights; she didn't know what was worse the scenes of destruction in the hallway, the two mostly naked pink covered demons trying to kill each other all over her mother's bed, or that fact that her mother had to pick this minute to come home. Staring at them with her mouth open wasn't going to help so she shut it as well as the door behind her.

"You two are like soooooo dead!!! Hear me!! Dead!!!! Mama's home and you guys had to go and pull the door off my room, didn't you!!! You know if I was your Okaasan, and I thank my lucky stars I'm not…..I'd have…I'd have….oh! Look at this!!!" She gestured wildly at the two of them. "Ok, now what, Inuyasha?!"

"It sounds like your ofukuro is coming up the stairs, that's all." He said in what he hoped was a helpful tone of voice.

"What?! Oh crap!!!"

"That's right; I believe she's almost here." Sesshomaru informed her in the sweetest voice she ever heard him use.

Looking around wildly and wishing for a hole to dive into and escape this nightmare; Kagome rubbed her hands over her face and sighed. Suddenly inspiration hit. "Ok I've got it. Look you're delirious & you didn't know what you were doing," she pointed at Sesshomaru. "And you're trying to help calm him down but he fought you off and broke the door. The calamine lotion got spilled when he yanked it out of your hand and anno…anno…. Oh hi, Mama!" She cried as she turned to face her mom who had seen the destruction and was wondering just what went on while she was out.

"Hi Dear…. What happened to the hallway? Why is there calamine lotion all over the place… or shouldn't I ask?"

"Oh Mama!!! It was horrible!!!! They got chicken pox and Sesshomaru has a fever and got all delirious and we couldn't calm him down long enough to get some Tylenol in him and finally we did and now we were trying to clean up the mess and I know they're both very sorry and Sesshomaru thought we were going to poison him with the calamine lotion and Inuyasha tried to show him it was nothing and tried to put some on him spilled it and I tried to find stuff for them to wear and that's how Jii-san's robe got ripped and…and…and…" Kagome looked at her mom and started crying. Comforting her daughter as best she could, and trying not to laugh in the process for Higarashi-san was reminded of a similar scene that took place when she was around Kagome's age. Shaking her as if to dispel the memories, she covered up an escaped laughed by pretending to cough and told her daughter to ask her later about the time she had to baby-sit her cousins and they decided to play Godzilla vs. Mothra in their dad's home office. And destroyed all of his architectural models in the process; if she remembered correctly. Higarashi-san then looked up and asked, "Well does anyone want to see what I got them?"

Three sets of eyes fastened themselves on her; two sets that had a look in them that reminded Higarashi-san of eager puppies, one set that looked at her like she suddenly grew another head. "Ok, I'll take that as a 'yes'." Higarashi-san picked up the bags she had dropped when she came in and looked inside one of them. She pulled out two pairs of sweatpants from the bag and handed a red pair to Inuyasha, and the soft gray ones she gave to Sesshomaru.

"Doumoarigatou Higarashi-san (sama)" was heard as both of them suddenly found their manners.

"You're welcome. Would you like to see what else I got you?"

Kagome stood there mouth open watching them. She was sure that if both them had tails they would be wagging them like there was no tomorrow. In fact she was sure if her mother had told them to sit up and beg or roll over and play dead they would have done it too. "I know Inuyasha's a big puppy dog at heart, but Sesshomaru too? This is getting really crazy now!" she thought.

"Ok, this one's for Sesshomaru," Higarashi-san said as she pulled a blue T-shirt out of the other bag. "I hope you don't mind it has Pikachu on it." She looked up as Sesshomaru tried to unfold the shirt. "Come here I'll help you." She took it from him and snapped it open. Holding it up, she smiled as he nodded in approval. Inuyasha from his seat on the floor sniggered as he knew what Pikachu was from watching Pokemon with Sota. He found it even more amusing that Higarashi-san had to help his brother put it on.

"Higarashi-sama, what does this say?" Sesshomaru asked, pointing top the English on his shirt.

"It says 'Pikachu I choose you!' Dear. Do you like it?"

"Hai! Arigatou Higarashi-sama." Sesshomaru frowned at his brother as he didn't quite hear what the other one muttered under his breath.

"Inuyasha, this one's for you." She held out a folded red shirt. Looking rather pleased with himself, for he was sure Higarashi-san wouldn't buy him a silly T-shirt, he was shocked to see what was on the front of his.

"Let's see what you got Inuyasha." Kagome said from her spot on the floor where she was helping Sesshomaru step into his new sweats.

Blushing, which wasn't seen under all the calamine lotion that covered his face, Inuyasha held up his shirt. Kagome stifled a laugh as she saw it had hamsters on it and it said in big letters above them, "Ham-ham time!"

"Well… it was the only red one they had there and I know how much you love the color red… Doesn't it fit?"

"Hai, Higarashi-san it fits. Arigatou." He put it on and Kagome stood there silently laughing as her mom suggested they all leave so he could finish getting dressed. Then they all trooped into the hall where they were joined by Inuyasha a few minutes later. That's when Higarashi-san announced they were going to clean up the mess in her hallway. "I'm sorry Dears, you were well enough to make the mess, so you must be well enough to clean it up. Kagome, Dear, why don't you go get something the three of you can use to clean up the pink stuff, while I call the drugstore and see if they'll deliver some more."

So after the two women left, the two of them stood there tossing blame at each other before Inuyasha heard something that made his ears prick up.

"Kagome, guess what? That nice boy you know from school, you know Hojo, said he was coming over personally to see that we got our things quickly. Isn't that nice?"

"What?! Noooo!!! Please tell me you're kidding, Mama?"

"What if he wants to come up and to see if I'm alright? Thanks to Jii-san, he thinks I'm an invalid! How am I going to explain Inuyasha and Sesshomaru to him? Remember Inuyasha has those ears! Granted they're cute and all.."

"That they are Dear!"
"Still they're not exactly normal!"

Sesshomaru laughed. "It seems your wench has another man hidden here in her village. Apparently she doesn't want the two of you to meet. I wonder why?"

"Shut up you asshole! Kagome's my wench and she knows it…"

"She is; is she? I thought you'd never admit that. Just goes to show you that not only have you inherited your ofukuro's good looks…" Sesshomaru smirked sarcastically, "but it seems you've inherited Chichi-ue's unfortunate taste in women." He beamed at his brother as if he had paid him the highest of compliments.

"Shut up! You're an even bigger asshole than I thought, Sesshomaru, if you think I'm going to take you insulting me every time you lay eyes on me! I've had it with your shit!"

Inuyasha said as he looked menacingly at his brother. Trouble was he was still rather pink from the calamine lotion war and the stuff was starting to flake off his skin. That combined with the red outfit he was wearing made him look funny rather than threatening. So Sesshomaru laughed at him. Had he bothered to look in a mirror he would have found he looked much the same as his brother if not worse for he had two stiff looking snarls in his hair from when Inuyasha had pulled it that just framed his pink flaky face. That had Inuyasha laughing as well which had the effect of ticking off Sesshomaru.

"What's so funny Asshole?" he demanded.

"Nothing… Just your face you stupid old asshole! And your stupid hair too!"

"What did you say, whelp?"

"You heard me, you idiot! I said you look stupid with your hair all bunched up in big pink snarls. Actually it's an improvement if you ask me!"

"Why…you little shiiiiiiii….." With that the fight broke out all over again and neither one heard the soft knock on the door as Hojo had arrived with stuff from the drugstore.

Kagome greeted him there and just as he came in there was another loud crash from upstairs. "Heeeh….."

"Everything alright, up there Kagome?" he asked; concern written all over his face.

"Sure if you call two demon brothers trying to kill each other again alright, then I guess everything's just peachy." She thought.

"Kagome Dear, I'd better go upstairs and see what's happened. I think Sota and his friend are getting a bit rambunctious and I'd better go before they break something. Thank you for bringing that stuff right over Hojo; it was very kind of you to do so." With that Higarashi-san ran up the stairs as another loud crash was heard, leaving her daughter to deal with Hojo.