InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Bishies Without Shirts ❯ Hint, hint ^^ ( Chapter 23 )

Chapter 23: Hint, hint ^^

Sesshomaru paused just outside the door as he waited to see if his suspicions were correct. It was hard not to laugh as he heard them murmur softly to each other before the words were replaced by other sounds including the sound of two bodies falling on the bed. Chuckling silently to himself at their predictability, he wished for one sweet minute that those Pikachu sheets would be able to tell him exactly what went on, not that he didn't have a fair idea of what did and what would follow. Then he thought wickedly about interrupting them several times in much the same manner Inuyasha had interrupted him when he was a child and Sesshomaru had a woman with him. "I can see it now! 'Oto-chan can you come play ball with me now?' or "Oto-chan what are doing? You look sooo funny like that!' and my favorite, 'I'll play here quietly in the corner until you're done, then we can go play!' Ooops, I nearly forgot the best one, 'Oto-chan can I sleep with her too?' Damn it…for some reason I feel I just can't do that to the Wegome… mmmmm…maybe if it were some other wench…" He laughed again as he thought about his little brother finally becoming a man, and then headed down the stairs in search of Higarashi-san.

He found her sitting on the sofa, a cup of tea in hand as she sat watching the TV. She was pleased to see him smiling and asked if everyone 'kissed and made up'. She explained when he gave her a strange look and she giggled along with his chuckle as if she understood his pointed look. At his insistence that he be the one to go get himself a cup so he could share her tea, she started to get a bit suspicious as to why he wanted her to stay put. "Are you sure everything is fine between everyone, Sessho-kun? Kagome and Inuyasha aren't fighting this time are they?"

"No Higarashi-sama, they are not fighting at all." He said but thought, "No… they're not exactly fighting …more like wrestling in each other's arms…."

"You're sure?? You seem awfully….I don't know…never mind… Dear. Would you like me to change the channel and put on something else? I don't mind if I miss a day watching my soaps…"

"Ohhh… I think they're going to need more than some soaps to take care of the smell of their mating…." He tried to look at her without laughing as he realized this was going to fun sitting here pretending he had no idea of what was going on upstairs. "Soaps, Higarashi-sama? What are soaps? Are they not that stuff you told me about that is used for bathing? Like what is on the box now?" He pointed to a commercial for a beauty bar that had just started airing.

"No not that's not what I meant, Silly. Soaps are soap operas…TV dramas about people that are sort of drawn out so that if you miss a day it doesn't matter. They also have several convoluted plot lines going at the same time. Are you sure you wouldn't rather I put the afternoon movie on? It's called 'The Seven Samurai'. Are you sure you wouldn't really enjoy watching that?"

"No… as disgusting as it seems I think I'd much rather watch my stupid brother make an ass out of himself as he attempts to seduce the Wegome into mating with him. That I believe would be far more interesting not to mention the possibility of it being funny as hell!" He shook his head at her. "No Higarashi-sama…you go ahead and watch your soaps… perhaps I can learn something about ningen life if I watch with you?"

"Sessho-kun, I don't think you're going to learn much of anything other than how silly I am for wasting my time watching them…." She blushed slightly as if she revealed an embarrassing secret.

"True. True…and I'm sure you'd be most happy to learn something of Youkai life if you were to wander around upstairs….say something about their mating habits…" He made a face at her to hide his snickering. "And speaking of mating habits…." He thought before saying out loud to her. "Higarashi-sama I don't think you are silly at all. In fact I think you are most wise for a ningen woman." "A little blind not to mention deaf…Hey you two; do mind being a bit quieter up there? I can hear you all the way down here and it's a wonder Higarashi-sama doesn't hear you as well!"

"Sessho-kun, do you think you can turn on the stove for me and make more water for tea? You what… never mind…let's go together." Higarashi-san got up and Sesshomaru obediently followed. "Hey if she's going to catch them at it, I want to be there when it happens." He reasoned. They made their way into the kitchen; Sesshomaru amazed that his brother and his koibito weren't discovered considering all the noise they were making. He frowned at his luck, but hoped it would change soon.

"Here you go Sessho-kun. I hope it's not too hot for you." Higarashi-san said as she handed him a cup of tea.

"No not really…in fact I think it's actually a lot hotter upstairs…say in the vicinity of Sota's room…" he thought as he sipped it and watched her go about the room gathering the things she thought were needed as she made them a snack to go with their tea. As she picked up the tea tray Higarashi-san noticed the time. "Well look at that! Sota will be home from school any minute now! Come let's go finish watching the soaps before he wants to watch Pokemon."

"Really…. Does he not go up to his room to do his school work before playing? When I was a young whelp I always had to complete my lessons before I could go run and play….then again when Inuyasha was born….I remember my oyajii relaxing his ways and well let's just say he was a bit too relaxed." He hoped Higarashi-san would get the hint and send Sota up to his room. "This is going to be priceless if she does in fact take the bait and make the child go study…seeing as Inuyasha is taking way too much time bedding the wench…it would serve him right!!!! But then seeing as he claims to have learned about mating from pigs…oh hell this is going to be great!"

At the sound of the chuckle that escaped his throat, Higarashi-san asked him what was so funny and was surprised at his answer. "Did you not find it funny that Megumi-san had no idea that her koibito was upstairs mating with her friend Fujiko-san? I cannot believe that ningen can be so…so…ummm clueless as to what is going on in their houses, ne?" He gave her another pointed look this time with a slight toss of his head upwards. "Come on Higarashi-sama…can you not tell what is going on upstairs? Must I be more direct or should I give you some more hints."

"Well…yes….please Sessho-kun, tell me that isn't what you got out of the program." She looked at him a bit scandalized and embarrassed that of all the things that went on in the episode he had to fixate on that one scene. "I mean people don't just do that sort of thing in the daytime when other people are home in the house. Ummm…maybe we should…ummm… watch something else?"

"I think you wrong there Higarashi-sama. Very wrong! In fact I can show you just how wrong you are…that is if you'd like me too. In fact I'd really really really would love to show you just how wrong you are." Smiling he told her no he really had no preference as to what to watch as he found the whole concept of TV fascinating. Anything she chose to put on would be fine with him. So they went back to the living room and were watching part of the next soap when Sota arrived home.

"Hey Mama guess what?! Oh hi Sessho-kun! Guess what happened in school today? Kenji was mad at Aiko today cuz he thought she didn't want to play with him anymore, cuz he saw her playing with Zeshin. And this whole big fight broke out and Kenji got sent to the principal's office for punching Zeshin! Aiko now won't talk to either of them and nobody wants to talk to Aiko anymore cuz they're all scared of Kenji!" he laughed at the memory as Sesshomaru and Higarashi-san waited patiently for him to finish. "And guess what else? Me and Toru saw Kenji kissing Aiko after school like they weren't mad at each other at all!"

"What? Nine years old and you are already kissing?" Higarashi said shocked at the idea of her baby growing up earlier than she hoped.

"Impressive…nine years old and kissing…Wouldn't it be funny if the Wegome turns out to be not as untouched as Inuyasha thought she was…" Sesshomaru waited a bit to see if Sota would be sent to his room.

"Oh Mama! I don't do things like that!!! That's icky!!!" Sota said blushing. "Hey Sessho-kun wanna watch Pokemon?"

"Sota, I think it's better if you watched less TV and did more homework. So why don't you go upstairs now and do it?"

"Mama!!!! I'm doing way better than Kagome is in school!!! I don't need to study that much!"

"Well why don't I help you study the way Inuyasha is helping Wegome? This way…" Sesshomaru leaned forward and whispered the rest. "We can finish quickly and catch the end of Pokemon." He shot Sota an eager look as if he was waiting all day for his chance to tutor his new friend. "Actually if we hurry we can catch the end of Inuyasha studying the Wegome…as well as the Wegome brushing up on her study of Youkai anatomy…."

The two of them made their way up the stairs towards Sota's room. As they got closer to it Sesshomaru could hear the sounds inside becoming more passionate and it sent a thrill of excitement through him to know he was about to catch his brother with his pants off as it were. Closer and closer they got until he was sure Sota could hear it too, and he was amazed that Sota seemed so unfazed by it all.

"Does this mean the Wegome entertains in this manner all the time?? If so she must either be very talented or my brother very stupid!" he thought as Sota opened the door to his room. Sesshomaru's face fell at the sight that greeted them, for there was Inuyasha sitting on the floor next to the bed while Kagome sat on it and to his right. Both had those strange devices in their hands and were very much into doing what they were doing most of the afternoon.

"This is odd…It definitely smells like lust in here and yet it also doesn't smell as though they gave into it…I wonder if they were afraid? But they most definitely sounded as though they were very busy up here…So busy that I was most impressed with my brother's stamina and yet…? I wonder if it was over before they started…that must be it! Oto-chan you are truly amazing in that you managed to screw that up too! Didn't you learn anything from those pigs?"

"What's the matter Sesshomaru? You've never seen anyone play video games before?"

He frowned as he replied. "No… I haven't. This is where all that noise came from?"

"Yeah, asshole! What of it?"

"Inuyasha! Please don't talk like that in front of Sota!"

"Hey it's not like I'm some kinda baby that's never heard that word before, Nee-san! Inunii-chan by the way who's winning??"

"Your sister is but that's because I let her."

"Inuyasha! You promised to platy fairly this time!"

Sesshomaru looked around and shook his head in disgust. "All afternoon when I thought he was bedding the Wegome... he was playing stupid games with her? Geeze what idiots!!!"

"Hey Sessho-kun are you going to stand there or help me with my homework? I really want to finish before Pokemon does! Today they're going to the Orange Islands. Sessho-kun are you alright?"

"Hunh? Gomen Sota-kun I wasn't paying attention. What was that about an orange?" He looked at Sota like he had no idea where he was or how he got there. "Or little brother were you playing stupid little games with me…?"