InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Boldly Going Nowhere ❯ Lemon- n 1. sour citrus fruit. 2. car that breaks down. 3. A lemon fanfic ( Chapter 12 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Kagome or Sess. I only wanted to video tape them having sex so I could sell it on the Internet to fund my college funds.

Trio: You mean the monthly manga buys, along with your monthly Shonen Jump and Anime insider.

Me: Insiders only bimonthly.

Trio: So. It's still the same.

Me: Any way. Here you go Chapter 12 of Boldly going nowhere. At the end of this will be the official Chapter 12 off of FF.Net Ryuu-isms. Enjoy.

Chapter 12

Lemon- n. 1. A small yellow sour tasting citrus fruit, 2. A car that constantly breaks down, 3. A porno fanfic.

After about an hour the twins stood up and looked back toward the door. "Eh I guess we should get goin. Come on Tai lets leave the Love Birds alone." Ni turned and started walking toward the shoji door.

"Oh Love Birds, Where? Erk!"

"Come on dumb ass." Ni drug his idiotic twin off, seeing as the youkai never did have much of a brain. "Just don't do anything uncle Miroku wouldn't have done." Grinning Ni quickly slide the door shit and walked off down the hall with his brother arguing in *Rasta/Patois as to what they wanted to eat.

Kagome giggled the twins seemed so different from Inu Yasha yet so similar at the same time. Sesshomaru looked down at his angel and smiled; this was what he had been missing, someone to love, someone to care for, and someone who brightened this dreary castle. Yes the twins did make his life exciting but at times he had missed her. "I can feel it. You still have a question for me. Do you not, my love."

Craning her neck around she looked into the twin molten pools of gold. Smiling she nuzzled against his chest, "Yes, The letter."

Sesshomaru started a rumbling, purring growl, "What about it?"

"When did you write it?" Kagome sighed. The rumbling of his chest was sending her body into sensory overload.

"After our first time. I was meaning to give it to you before the 'end' but I forgot about it," He could smell Kagome scent, it was becoming spicier then it normally was now that she was aroused.

Smiling she leaned back and looked him dead in the eyes, "Yeah I figured that." Leaning forward Kagome captured his mouth in a deep loving kiss. Sesshomaru groaned he was becoming highly aroused as Kagome pulled his lower lip into her mouth and started sucking on it. Finally she released him from the hot lusting kiss only to feel the soft butterfly kisses heading toward his right ear. His whole body shuddered as Kagome's tongue darted out and licked the shell of his ear then nuzzling behind it she started licking and nibbling on the tender skin. With a short gasp he started pulling a tugging at her blouse trying to get those little buttons undone.

Kagome leaned back giving him a sultry smile. Reaching up she helped him undo the tiny buttons going down the front of the blouse. Slowly button-by-button she took the blouse off showing her youkai what he was lusting to get at. "What is it with men not being able to undo buttons during sex?"

Sesshomaru lifted his clawed hand up he showed it to Kagome. His claws glittering from what little light shown from the above chandelier, "Would you much rather have it torn off with my claws?"

Kagome giggled as she got to the bottom button, "No I lost several of my favorite blouses to that already. I don't want this one to be shredded as well," and with that the blouse fell open reveling her flat slightly toned belly and her breasts covered by her bra. "Is this what you wanted my Lord?" She said huskily. Having him rip the blouse off would have been rather arousing but seeing him squirm was just as good.

Sesshomaru growled as he came in and gave her a deep kiss and started a war of the tongues. His clawed hands reached up and touched her neck gently then started running down her neck, over her shoulders, and her arms slowly taking the blouse with it. Soon her upper body was only clothed with her bra. While the Shikon Jewel twinkled and glowed happily from its chain around her neck. Removing his mouth from hers he started a slow tantalizing trail down her face of gentle soft butterfly kisses with once in a while a gentle lick. Soon as he was down to her neck he paused over her pulse, his lips pressed against it feeling the fluttering of her pulse in her neck. Giving a gentle nip he continued his path downward while he lowered her onto the pillows beneath him.

Kagome gasped as Sesshomaru pulled away, but her gasp soon change into a lustful moan as he started trailing down her face and neck. When he paused over her pulse a slight chill ran down her spine when he gently nipped the pulse point. With a tiny moan she felt him lower her toward the pillows as his sensuous mouth traveled lower toward her breasts, but stopped between her collarbones. Her whole body trembled as he gently started to slowly lick along her right collarbone from the center to the outside and back. Moaning loudly at this Kagome couldn't help but be turned on even more by it.

Sesshomaru paused in between the two collarbones before he slowly started licking along her right collarbone. Toward the beginning Sesshomaru felt the tremor that ran through her body and at the end he heard the loud lust filled moan. Pausing between the collarbones he once again gave a gentle nip then repeated his actions to the left collarbone having some difficulty as her whole body jerked when he started.

Kagome gave a tiny whimper when Sesshomaru nipped the top of her chest between her collarbones. With a huge gasp Kagome felt Sesshomaru treat her left collarbone as he had done the right. Her body jerked in his grasp as the gasp changed into another loud moan. Once again he nipped the top of her chest between her collarbones before continuing his downward decent. The entire time her body was screaming for completion. He had gotten her so aroused she felt as if her insides were molten lava.

Sesshoumaru once again paused but this time it was in the valley between her breasts. Her bra was still on and that aggravated him. "Lets just get rid of this shall we," he said in a husky voice as he divested Kagome of her black satin bra in a quick swipe of his sharp claws. Grinning Sesshomaru kissed the peak of each soft orb once. Rising up off of her luscious body for a moment he looked her in the face. Her beautiful gray blue eyes were screwed shut, her mouth was open drawing in rapid breaths, and her head was thrown back causing her neck to arch. With a smart assed smile Sesshomaru went back to pleasuring his lover.

It barely registered in her mind what Sesshomaru had just done to her favorite bra. In all realities she didn't care all she wanted was to feel him inside her. She had been teased for too long. When she felt his lips gently press once against the peak of each breast she whimpered. He was fuckin repeating every thing that he had done to her the first time they had mated. She groaned both mentally and physically as she felt him pull away from her. 'Will he just fuckin get this over with. I'm hornier then a fuckin goat youkai.' When he leaned back down she whimpered happily. Her whole body jerked though when she felt his hot delicious mouth wrapped around her right nipple.

Sesshoumaru smiled inwardly at all the little sounds his mate was making. Leaning back down he wrapped his mouth around her right nipple. Running his tongue over it and laving it causing the nipple to pebble up. Sesshomaru started to apply a gentle suction. His fangs gently grazed her breasts. He could feel the soft murmur of her pleasure. His right hand in the meantime occupied itself by kneading and massaging her other breast. Gently grazing her skin with her claws. Squeezing and suckling on those soft orbs. Boy had he missed this.

Kagome was so close to screaming at him to fuck her that it wasn't funny. She groaned as she felt her nipple tighten and pebble up in his mouth. Reaching around Kagome reached up and tangled her slender fingers in his thick silky white hair. She held his face to her breasts. Opening her eyes she looked down at him. He was suckling like a little baby, 'and probably enjoying it.' Kagome lay her head back and groaned feeling his claws of his right hand gently graze her other breast as he kneaded them. She only wished for him to hurry up.

Sesshomaru felt her hands on the back of his head pressing him closer to her breasts. For a moment he could feel her eyes on him. Not looking up to see her eyes. Giving one last suckle Sesshomaru switched off and repeated his actions to the other breast, while his left hand massaged the right. He felt her squirm and knew that she wanted him to fuck her. But he wasn't going to let her run him. He would tease her and then he expected her to do the same, and he knew she knew what he wanted.

Kagome squirmed as she felt him switch. Groaning and moaning Kagome started to wish she could get him to fuck her silly. Though there was a problem he was still fully clothed. After a few moments Kagome felt him shift back into the valley between her breasts where he gave her a gentle nip. Causing her to moan again. Finally what she had wanted him to do he did. He continued on his journey toward her center. Gentle licks and nips where what he did instead of the butterfly kisses. As the cool air hit the wet spots on her body she shivered. She had never felt so good.

Sesshomaru smiled as he left her breasts only to return to the valley. Giving her a slight nip he continued downward, licking a nibbling the entire way. He felt he shiver as the wet spots on her body were cooled by the air. With an evil smirk he made his way directly toward her belly button. Sticking his tongue in he swirled around a couple of times, and was almost thrown off by her violent jerking. Her scream of pleasure rang in his ears. That was what he had wanted from the beginning was a scream and now he had it. 'Time to move lower and show her what you want.'

Kagome's body jerked violently as she felt his tongue dart into her belly button. With a loud ecstatic scream Kagome twisted and bucked. That simple action had turned her on like nothing else. She tried to shut her eyes even more but it didn't work. Instead she twisted her hands into the pillows underneath her. Within seconds Sesshomaru was out of there and making his way toward the tops of her jeans. When she felt him pause she looked down only to see his chin resting right on the top button of her jeans, a huge smirk on his face, and a loving gleam in his eyes.

Sesshomaru paused when he came to the waistline of her jeans. 'What to do now?' he wondered to himself. Sitting his chin on the top button he looked at her face. 'Look down sweet heart. Look down.' When Kagome's lust filled eyes looked down at him his pants had suddenly felt a little to tight even if the pants were baggy. He smirked up at her, 'Hey I still got it.' Sesshomaru growled softly what he wanted most was to tear off her pants and panties to get at her sweet juicy center.

Kagome moaned when she felt the vibrations from Sessho's soft growl. Looking him in the eyes Kagome gave him a sultry smile, "What do you want?"

"Permission." Sesshomaru nipped her right below her belly button.

Kagome moaned once again, "What for?"

Sesshomaru smirked; this time was so much like their first time. "You know what for bitch, or..." Sesshomaru quickly in one long stroke licked his way up to her face, "do I have to remind you, AGAIN."

Looking up at him Kagome gave him another sultry smile, "Yes you do my Lord." Leaning up she gave him a quick peck on his nose.

With a loud growl Sesshomaru captured her mouth in a long hard kiss. Soon as he released the kiss he looked deep into her eyes. Immediately he knew what she wanted. He knew she was giving him permission to go ahead. Giving her a tiny peck on each cheek he went back down to her jeans. With a flick of his hand he had the top button undone exposing the black lace top of her black thong panties. His growl dropped a few notes as he grabbed the zipper pull in his teeth and slowly pulled it down.

Kagome moaned softly when he captured her mouth with his. When he lifted away from her she whimpered at the loss. The whimper quickly changed into a small happy moan as she felt his lips gently press against her cheeks, but that was soon over and before she knew it he had the top button for her jeans undone and had taken the zipper in his teeth and pulled it down. Kagome swore she could feel his hot breadth through the material of her jeans. She looked back into her memories quickly and noticed that how he was seducing her now and how he had seduced her then were nearly the same. Except for the fact that back in the Feudal Era she had been wearing a beautiful Kimono that he had given to her especially for the night; instead of a blouse and jeans.

Soon as the zipper was undone, he started a low-pitched purring growl that Kagome couldn't hear but she could feel it rumbling through his chest. Reaching up Sesshomaru pulled the fly of the jeans apart reviling even more of the coveted black satin thong. He gave her a quick crooning sound before he switched back to his low purr. Slowly he peeled the somewhat skin tight jeans down off her hips and slowly pulled them down her long, creamy smooth legs. With a happy rumble he positioned him self between her legs and kissed the tops of her knees, right then left. Going back to the right leg he place butterfly kisses all the way up to her core, and then he repeated that action to the left. This time he stayed at her core. For a few moments all he did was breath on the thin scrap of fabric that covered her core. Smiling he pressed his face into the fabric inhaling her scent.

She could feel the vibrations of his growling purr, causing the heat to pool even more in her lower regions. Groaning softly she felt him part the fly of her jeans and pull the jeans off of her long sleek legs. This time she could hear him voice out his approval in a low rumble before it returned to that lovely sub sonic purr. She giggled slightly as he kissed the tops of her knees where she was ticklish but then soon gasped as he placed butterfly kisses up the inside of her thighs. Soon as he was done with the kisses she could feel his hot breath wafting over her most sensitive area. All of a sudden she nearly screamed, but managed to bite it back, as he pressed his face into her. The heat that was pooled in her belly soon started twisting around and forming a knot. What he did next startled her. He had started nibbling and kissing her core through the fabric. She couldn't hold it back any more so she screamed. It had been so long since she had felt this particular feeling.

Sesshomaru quickly started nibbling and kissing the hottest part of her core. Soon he had her screaming for more. 'So she likes it still.' Moving carefully and swiftly he leaned back off of her just a little. He ran his clawed hands up the outside of her thighs till he got to the top of her panties, and once there he quickly sliced through the thin strap with his claws. Reaching up peeled the fabric off of her core as one would do a babies diaper. Soon as her core was exposed to his gaze he dove in and quickly delved his tongue into his prize. It had been over 500 years since he had last tasted her essence.

Her screams of pleasure stopped when her youkai lover stopped for a moment. She felt his hands slowly travel up over hips. Then she felt his claws drag back down to her thigh. She hadn't noticed that he had cut her thong. Kagome didn't even realize that he had peeled the now scrap of black satin off of her body. She could feel his gaze burning her flesh if only for a second. Then all of a sudden she was assaulted by a feeling she hadn't been fully prepared for mentally, his tongue in her wet folds. With a loud shrill scream she bucked against him nearly unseating the demon lord from his position. Kagome's mind had gone mindless with pleasure. The only thing that registered was that it was Sesshomaru doing this to her.

He groaned as her sweet taste flooded his mouth. His pants started feeling very uncomfortable. Barely holding on as she bucked Sess kept licking and nibbling her sweet folds bringing her closer to her pinnacle. He could feel her body thrumming. Oh how he loved having her at his every mercy. After this there was nothing that was going to stop him from burying his member in her sweet folds. Sucking softly on her nub he smelt her release. Dipping his head down he caught all of her juices as they flowed out of her. Growling softly he lapped up the last of her essence. Pulling back Sesshomaru rested his chin on her belly and looked at her.
Kagome gasped soundlessly as she felt him start to suckle on the little nub of flesh that was the center for all pleasure. She couldn't hold back her release any more so she let the hot tight knot in her belly release as she moaned his name to the heavens, "Sesshomaru." After catching her breath Kagome looked down toward her center only to meet eye to eye with the one who had tortured her so. Kagome sighed the smiled softly, she just couldn't be angry with him. Especially when he had this smug grin on his face that was so much like a certain fat cat that had just lapped up the last of the cream. "If you weren't a dog I would say that you look like a cat that has just lapped up the cream."

Sesshomaru smirked at her response, "You say so."

"Yes I do. Now do I get my chance to torture you, or do we have to do this the hard way?" she whispered as she crossed her arms over her chest.

Possessiveness and dominance over one's pack and mate were two of the strongest and most dominant traits of an Inu Youkai and right now Sesshomaru's dominate instinct had chosen to be in charge. "This Sesshomaru doesn't think so."

Kagome sighed, "Well, I guess it's the hard way then." Reaching down Kagome gently pulled his face back up to her and with a seductive smile she put him in another deep lip lock. Reaching down between there over heated bodies she found the evidence of his arousal still bound within his jeans. Quickly and with a flick of her wrist she had the pants unbuttoned and half way unzipped when she felt Sesshomaru pull away from her.

"I don't think so my love." Standing up Sesshomaru dropped his pants and drawers and stepped out of them and then took off his shirt and tossed it on the ground. Kagome looked at his huge engorged dick remembering how it felt sliding in and out of her heat. "I know what you are thinking my love. Don't worry it will happen soon." kneeling over her he stared at her eyes. "Now this is how I like it." With a quick peck on her nose he grasped her hips and gently rolled her over onto her belly and then helped her the rise up onto her hands and knees. Positioning him self at her entrance Sesshomaru paused for a moment before gently sliding into her wet heat all the while growling out her name softly. This was how he liked it. This was what he had been waiting for. His mate had returned.

Kagome gasped as he entered her from behind. She had been expecting that. Wriggling just a bit she managed to get him to pull out and slam back into her. She moaned as he hit that pleasurable spot inside of her causing that hot knot to form again. "Oh yes!" This was what she had wanted and missed. This was what she had laid in bed dreaming about.

Sesshomaru growled as he felt her velvety inner walls squeeze his hard shaft tightly. He hissed when she wiggled ever so slightly. With a deep growl he pulled out then slammed into her soft round luscious ass. Every time he pulled out he could feel her velvet sheath squeeze him. He licked his lips then started to slowly lick the back of her neck. Till he came to the spot on her right shoulder where the neck joined, there barely discernable with her tanned skin was the old mating mark. The impression of his teeth in her flesh.

She whimpered softly as she felt his rough wet tongue lave the back of her neck. When he paused over the mark she knew what to expect. She felt his member start to swell soon he would be stuck with in her unable to pull out yet still able to move. Groaning she felt him slam into her faster. His knot buried deep within her unable to pull out. She tried to hold on as long as possible. But the feelings he stirred were unbearable.

Sesshomaru could feel how close she was to her peak and that he was stuck within her. Baring his fangs he slammed them into the old mark remarking her once again as his. He heard her shriek and then felt her juices slide over his member. With a muffled groan he released his seed deep into her. He pulled his fangs out and started licking her sweet addictive blood off of her shoulder. He heard her whimper as she collapsed under him.

Kagome screamed as his fangs sliced through her flesh causing a pleasure pain. The twisting fiery hot ball in the pit of her stomach exploded. Right after she came she felt his white hot seed spurt into her womb. She felt him pulls his fangs out of her and start to lap at the fresh wound. Twisting her head around she managed to look Sesshomaru straight in the eyes. "Thank you."

Sesshomaru looked at her with an amused grin. He could feel how tired she was and knew that she was going to go back to sleep shortly. "About what."

"About how happy you have made me." Kagome paused as Sesshomaru leaned down and rubbed his cheek against hers. She sighed happily as she felt his knot finally subside.

Smiling Sesshomaru backed out of Kagome. "That's good. I was wondering how you felt." lying down Sesshomaru pulled her toward him.

Kagome rolled over so that she could give him a quick peck on the lips. Looking in his eyes she could see the warmth and happiness radiating from them. At one time long ago she had wanted another set of golden eyes to radiated this same warmth and happiness to her. But it didn't happen. That person long ago had been to slow in telling her his feelings and ended up becoming just a crush. "Sess did Inu Yasha ever mention me after I left."

Sesshomaru looked over her shoulder toward the two great brother swords sitting in their case and the Tokijin sitting so forlorn in it's own case. "I wouldn't know. I wasn't around him enough to know. But during the time that he was in my castle he... well he seemed rather mopish. He didn't do much. Back then I was thinking it was because so far he had failed in finding a mate. But I asked the kit and he said that ever since you left Inu Yasha had been like that and nothing that the exterminator or the monk could do would cheer him up. I think he missed you a lot, and at one time he might have even loved you."

Nodding Kagome felt sadness in her heart. "At least he did find love before he...well... um meet an untimely end."

Sesshomaru just nodded his miko was just as wise now as she had been 500 years before. "I want to know what happened right after you came back through the well and it sealed behind you."

"Hum... where to begin." Kagome said as she rolled over and looked up at the ceiling.

"The beginning would be a feasible place to start." He said with a small smile on his face.

Kagome sighed, this was going to be hard she hadn't talked about her true feeling with anybody about 'That' since it had originally happened and her own mother had consoled her. "How to start would be more appropriate but Sess if I breakdown crying don't worry." She glanced over at him as he gives a quick nod. "Alright well i appeared in the bottom of the well. I couldn't feel you anymore through our connection. It felt like someone had taken a dull, rusty, jagged edged sword to my soul. It hurt so much. I climbed out of the well and jumped back in hitting the bottom so many times that I couldn't count. Finally after the last jump I just gave up and lie in the bottom of the well crying my eyes out and muttering senseless things. It was by brother Souta and Ryuu who had found me."

"Ryuu? Who's that?" Sesshomaru said as he glared at his mate.

Kagome saw that fire in his eyes. "Ryuu is nothing more then an orphaned dragon youkai. He's my foster brother and wouldn't hurt me. In fact he was one who helped my soul heal enough so that it would stop hurting. He was the only one besides from mom who knew how I felt, and before you ask how he could do that I'll tell you. Ryuu is an empath and a powerful one at that. Now back to the topic. Ryuu told Souta to go get mamma and Jii-chan then he jumped down into the well and retrieved me. Mom and the others were very worried for me after that. I barely ate and I would almost never sleep because I would dream of you and then I would wake up crying with Ryuu sitting next to my bed trying to calm me down. My mother had to force feed me several times and she even got my aunt Liko, who is mated to a bat youkai, to come and help her take care of me."

Sesshomaru could feel tears welling up in his eyes. She had gone through more anguish then he did. He hadn't had enough time to greave because soon as he had gone back to the western lands a war between the west and the east started. He had been to busy fighting that blasted water dragon youkai of the east Yamaryo and his mate Mizusuigen. He had finally taken most of their lands including where his home now stood. The wolves of Kouga's tribe had been driven off their mountain so he gave them free range over the mountains in his territory as long as they protected the border for him. Ever since then he had despised dragons.

Kagome was still talking, "After about a year I finally went back to as close to normal as I could. During that last year I had lost every one of my human friends. I went back to school and that was where I meet Leslie. It was after the start of the school year around November when the Headmaster (principal) came walking into our class to talk to our teacher. The Headmaster turned around and looked up at the class and told us that we were getting a new student from America, she was going to finish her schooling here and compete in sports. He then motioned for the girl to walk into the class. I think most of the kids weren't expecting what we got, but here came this girl walking in with a skateboard under one arm, her backpack slung over her other shoulder. She was wearing a brightly colored Hawaiian silk button up tee shirt, which was open to reveal the black tee under it. Her jeans were baggy cargo styled guys pants. You could just barley see her sandals because the jeans covered them up. Bowing Leslie had introduced her and excused for her state of dress. Apparently the family pet decided to destroy the fuku she had gotten just the other day."

Sesshomaru couldn't help but break out into laughter. No wonder Kouga constantly griped about his granddaughter. She was a 100% pure American punk bad ass, and was likely to not change. When Koga had first met his little girl he had come back complaining apparently even as a babe the girl cub had been a little hell raiser. That was probable the reason why her parents had sent her hear hoping that life in a Japanese school would straighten her out.

Kagome stopped talking for a moment and laughed with her mate. It had been so long since she had heard that. After they had calmed down some and she had gotten her breath back she continued. "After meeting Lez I meet the kitsune twins. Apparently Lez was their pen pal and she told them that she was coming there to live. It was so funny when I meet them the first time. They scared me to death. We all graduated together with me being 19 and them 18. That next year we went into school Leslie and I were studying for a History major together and I was also studying for archeology and anthropology. The twins were both doing mythology and folklore. About a year after we got into school my mother decided that we should host an exchange student from America. What we got was a bison youkai by the name William. He lived out in South Dakota with some of the few Indian tribes left. So far that is all that had happened. Though when I meet Leslie and the twins did i really start healing from the pain in my soul." Kagome paused and pressed a little kiss on Sessho's lips, "and now you are completing it." She yawned and snuggled down into the thick red pillows. "G'dnight my fluffy-chan."

Sesshomaru growled slightly at that little endearment from his love but he let it go. Curling his tail around and tried to cover as much of her a possible. Yes waiting all those years for her to come back had been torture, but now he was glad he did. Closing his eyes Sess drifted doff into dreamland where his beloved awaited him.

Unknown to the sleeping couple a tiny spark of life burst into existence. A small voice over near the sword cases whispered into the darkness. "My lord your son has found what he held most dear in the world. Maybe now we can get a bearer for you Tetsuiga." The two brother swords seemed to glow dimly for a moment as if awaiting something special. The small youkai smiled. It hadn't been so bad being in Sesshomaru's presence all these years. It was better then wondering around.

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Me: *has a party hat on and is pulling out party poppers* Yay it's finished.

*Confetti comes raining down.*

Trio: And how long did it take you?

Me: Um started the 28 of January and finished the 12 of May.

Tai: Help us!

Ni: I did not want to see uncle like that.

Leslie: Shut up I though it was cute.

Tai: So.

Ni: It was disgusting.

Will: Somehow i feel as if this is a sin.

Ryuu: Well somebody looks happy that he got some.

Sess-in-suit: Yes I am!

Inu: Why the hell did you kill me?

Me: Ask Trio.

Trio: I thought i did a good job with your death sequence it was touching.

Inu: I fucking DIED!!!!! THAT ISN'T GOOD!!!!!!!!

Trio: Shut up. *Snaps fingers and a portal to hell opens up and Inu falls in.* I love my job.

Me: Kay now you can stop crying. After I get done with this fic I am going to please all those people who wanted this to be a Kag/Inu. So my boyfriend and I came up with a good idea. You'll have to wait to find out. Oh Yeah and here is the FF.net version of this story. Ryuu-isms. Enjoy. *Sees and ant* DIE!!!!!!!!!!

Trio: Wow! It's the war of the bug squishers.

Disclaimer: I own my, I repeat MY characters. The great Manga-ka Rumiko Takahashi owns all of hers, an i fuckin hope you know who day are.

A/N:: Allrighty then here is the ff.net chapter 12. Sorry they won't let us post fuckin lemons. If you are a person who would like to read the lemon go to this address. That will be the official chapter 12. Also I am going to try and get this fic posted on A Single Spark. If you want to read it their then fine. Any way. For ff.net this is going to be a little goofy. I was driving home and this thought hit me like a ton of bricks. Instead of doing the Who's Line Is It Anyway thingy. I decided to do a little thing I call Ryuu-isms. It's gonna be a little look into the life of Ryuu. In rather funny ways. This is kinda gonna be like Garfield hating Mondays. It's just little collections of things he has learned living with the Higurashi's. So here you go.

Fake Chapter 12

Ryuu-isms; How To Live Life As A Dragon

Hate all cats. Especially when they are fat and a certain boy likes to throw them at you to wake you up in the morning.

*Middle of the Afternoon*

Souta: Hey Ryuu wake up.

Ryuu: *lying in bed face down still asleep* Grumble snerk mumble grumble snork grunt Shizzzzzzzzzzz...

Souta: Ryuu mom said to wake up.

Ryuu: *rolls over and faces the wall* Grumble mumble shuf uf Shxxxxxxxxxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Souta: You asked for it. *runs down stairs and grabs Buyo* This'll show him. *goes back up stairs and runs into his room* Ryuu?

Ryuu: *Tail twitches under the sheets* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Souta: *grins and throws Buyo at Ryuu's head*

Buyo: Raaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... *hits Ryuu's head and digs all of his claws in and scratches the hell out of his head.*

Ryuu: GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...... GETITOFF!GETITOFF!GETITOFF!!!!!!!!

Accept it. Japan never did and will never love Black Sabbath no matter how much you do or even if you are a youkai.

Ryuu: Come on Kagome Black Sabbath rules.

Kagome: Who's Black Sabbath?

Ryuu: *slaps his forehead* Ozzy.

Kagome: Who's Ozzy?

Ryuu: *growls* Ozzy frickin Osbourn. Don't you know any american pop culture.

Kagome: If you haven't noticed Ryuu. I really don't have much time to worry about things like that.

Ryuu: D'oh.

Hate dogs for they smell and are ruder then hell.

(A/N: If you really want to know. Yes these are the typical types of arguments between Ryuu and InuYasha)

InuYasha: Get out of my way Dragon.

Ryuu: Say please.

InuYasha: Fuck you.

Ryuu: Well then SCREW YOU dumb Inu.

InuYasha: I am not dumb you idiotic Dragon!

Ryuu: Idiotic, at least I have manners.

InuYasha: Manners I've never seen someone with worse manners then you!

Ryuu: What do they teach you in Shingoku Jidai. To eat like a pig youkai!

InuYasha: Ggggrrrrr... Well at lest I don't pilfer food all the time like you do!

Ryuu: At lest I don't EAT FIFTEEN bowls of Ramen in less then 10 minutes.

InuYasha: I don't get hit in the head with the demon spoon either.

Ryuu: At least I didn't have to requre daddy's fang to protect me.

InuYasha: At lest I have an Heralom. What do you have?

Ryuu: At lest I ain't half HUMAN!

InuYasha: Least I ain't no dragon!

Ryuu: At least I don't hurt Kagome.

InuYasha: And you don't.

Ryuu: Fuck No. At lest I don't run off to some fuckin dead bitch every time I scent her.

InuYasha: GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.... DIE DRAGON!!!!!!! *Unsheaths Tetsuiaga*

Ryuu: You can't hit me.

Kagome: SIT *whump*, Ryuu do i have to put a sit *WHUMP* roasery on you to.

Ryuu: No Kagome.

InuYasha: Lets leave.

Ryuu: Dumb fucked up dog. *runs off to the saftey of the kitchen*

Beware of spoons for they can be deadly.

*Souta and Ryuu are playing video games*

Souta: Mom bought some fried chicken for Santa. (A/N:: Yes the Japanese really do leave fried chicken for Santa.)

Ryuu: *only heard the fried chicken part* Chicken *starts drooling in a Homer Simpson style*

*Later that evening*

Ryuu: *creeping down stairs to pilfur the Fried Chicken bucket.* Chicken... *starts reaching for the chicken when the 'Demon Spoon' strikes him on the head* Itie... WOCK WACK THUNK WOCK *yelps and runs up stairs and locks the door.*

Asami (Kagome's Mom): *holding the old beaten up metal ladel* That boy just never learns.

Old men are forgetfull, Very forgetful.

*first day Ryuu is at the shrine and comes walking in without his concealing spell on*

Jiji: Demon begone. *slaps ofuda on Ryuu's chest*

Ryuu: What the hell! Ol' man I fuckin live here.

*Day 5*

Jiji: Demon begone. *three Ofudas on Ryuu's chest*

Ryuu: Are you really this forgetful?

*Day 20*

Jiji: Demon Begone. *Ryuu is covered in Ofuda's*

Ryuu: Seriously where they hell do you get all of these.

*Day 100*

Jiji: Demon begone. *Slaps an ofuda on Ryuu's chest*

Ryuu: GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... *picks up Jiji and hangs him from the coat rack.* Stay their till you learn that I live here now.

Beware of an american who has white curly hair, pale blue eyes, and bison horns growing out of his head.

Ryuu: Why the fuckin hell didn't I get my own room. Instead I had to share it with little shit here.

Asami: *Whock* No cursing.

Kagome: Because InuYasha used it during the new moon.

Ryuu: But what about after InuYasha left. Why couldn't I sleep in their.

Kagome: My aunt was trying to get back on her feet after her devorce.

Ryuu: What about after that.

Kagome: It was my study room.

Ryuu: GGGGRRRRRRRRR... If that COW gets a fuckin room to 'isself then I demand a room.

Kagome: You shouldn't have done that Ryuu.

Ryuu: Done what?

Kagome: Called William a Cow.

William: *dashes forward, grabs Ryuu by the tail and shot puts him into the forest surrounding the temple right into one of the huge old trees.* I am a BISON you little LIZARD.

Ryuu: *somewhere in the splinters of an old tree* Owie!

Most people in Japan don't know how to stage dive properly or have old injuries to prove that fact.

Ryuu: *point to a scar on his elbow* And this one I got from stage diving into a chair.

Souta: *scratching head* Stage Diving? What's that?

Ryuu: You don't know what stage diving is.

Souta: No.

Ryuu: It's something you do at rock concerts. You climb up onto the stage or speaker stacks and jump onto the crowd in hopes that they catch you and dont' let you fall.

Souta: Then how did you get that scar if they were supposed to catch you.

Ryuu: Ummm.... It happened in America when I went to a Black Sabbith concert and well the crowd didn't catch me.

Souta: So then this Stage Diving is dangerious.

Ryuu: Uuuhhhh... Yeah, what ever you want to believe.

The End

For now

A/N: Well those are all I could think of right now. I might think of more later on. If I do then expect a Ryuu-isms 2. Or it might even become it's own separate fic. Who knows? Any way I hope you enjoyed this little look into the private life of Ryuu the Dragon youkai.