InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Brotherly Love ❯ Inuyasha's Banana ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Inuyasha characters; however, the various food items that appear in this story are, in fact, my property.

 

I have raised the rating on account of some of the contents in this chapter, just to be safe. This chapter has some minor suggestive adult themes—as said on the rating map—so it is going to be rated T from now on.

 

Brotherly Love

An Inuyasha Story

Inuyasha's Banana

Rin had returned to the group late that night, without Jakken. She now laid soundly next to her beloved Sesshomaru. She had always wondered why he allowed that dumb toad to travel with them. She had even asked him once…

(*Start flashback*)

“Sesshomaru, why do you allow that stupi… umm… I mean, Jakken to travel with you?” She had asked. `I sure hope he didn't notice that little slip of mine.'

“Why do you wish to know, Rin?” He asked her, without even looking down at her. He didn't even stop walking.

“I'm just curious, that's all. I never really thought he was that good of company. He's always complaining about everything.” `Stupid, stupid, stupid toad!'

Sesshomaru had just looked down at his young companion, a curious expression on his flawless face. `I wonder what she is up to. Oh, well, it doesn't concern me.' Then he simply looked back in the direction he was going and kept walking; ignoring her first question completely.

(*End flashback*)

`I wonder why he never answered me. Could it be that he has caught onto my plans for the toad?' Rin thought, gazing up at the sleeping face of her master. `No, of course he hasn't.' She thought, shaking her head. Then she yawned and allowed sleep to catch up with her.

Meanwhile, up in the branches of a tall fir tree, Inuyasha slept, dreaming of his lost chicken leg, Chickuyasha. “No, please. Don't leave me. Not again…” Inuyasha was speaking quietly at first. But then, “Chickuyasha! I loved you while it lasted! Why did you have to go, Chickuyasha?!” He began to yell and wail in mental agony. He thrashed wildly, trying to grab the chicken leg that hovered—only in the depths of his mind—in front of him.

This woke Kagome with a start, who was sleeping underneath the large fir. “Inuyasha, what are you doing?” She asked with a heavy yawn. Then she noticed that he was just having a bad dream and decided to leave him to it. She migrated over to a different tree and there she would sleep for the rest of the night; or so she thought.

Miroku was having a much more pleasant dream than that of Inuyasha. He dreamt of Sango giving him the biggest kiss that any woman had ever given a man. He was enjoying his dream so much that he completely forgot who he was next to and began to hug and massage Shippo's back, groping at him passionately. “Oh, Sango.” He said. “Your back is so… small. You must be losing weight.”

His hands migrated downward to where he thought would be a nice female rear-end for him to fondle. Instead, there was a nice, little, fluffy tail for him to pet. He woke up at this, exclaiming, “Sango! What happened to your hind-end?!” Only to find Shippo lying there on the ground, underneath him, not Sango. He was very glad that no one had woken up at the sound of his yell. So, he decided to sleep under Inuyasha's tree where Kagome had been.

Sango, who had heard her name but didn't wake up, rolled over and found a soft, fluffy piece of fur and pulled it as close to herself as she could get it. She hugged it and pet it until she heard a purring noise start. Then, she grabbed her Hiraikotsu(*I have no idea how to spell that*) and whacked it as hard as she could with the middle point.

A loud yelping noise sounded through the trees causing everyone—including Sango—to wake up and Inuyasha to fall out of the tree on top of Miroku. When the opened their eyes and noticed their current position, Miroku screamed and Inuyasha leapt off of him as fast as possible; hoping that no one had seen that.

“What happened?” Kagome asked, startled, and a little annoyed at being woken up again.

Everyone pointed at Sesshomaru, who was holding his, now bruised, tail and whimpering loudly. “She hit my tail (whimper) with her stupid boomerang.” He whined angrily, glaring not at Sango, but at the boomerang that she still held.

Sango looked terribly embarrassed. “I'm so sorry, Sesshomaru. I really didn't mean to. Can you ever forgive me?” She asked hopefully.

Sesshomaru looked over at her, microscopic tears in his golden eyes, and said, “I suppose that I could. Just don't do it again… please.” He paused. “I will not forgive that…” he pointed to her boomerang, “…thing, though. So, don't ask me to.”

Kagome jumped for joy at his words. “Yes!” She cried. “Finally, it got through to him! He just said `please' to someone. Yeah, me!” She exclaimed with utter joy, everyone else just looked scared. “Sorry.” Kagome said softly before sitting down silently.

The sun was coming up now and Inuyasha noticed a small patch of yellow coloring among the green of the tree's leaves that he had previously fallen from. He jumped up into it once more to investigate. After a minute or so later, he screamed like a little five-year-old dog demon girl. “Yeah!”

Everyone gasped and looked up at the tree. “Are you alright, Inuyasha?” They all asked.

Inuyasha jumped down from the tree holding a yellow curved shape in his arms. “I am completely fine, everyone.” He said, happily. “For I have found something really, really special.”

Shippo couldn't contain his excitement, he jumped up and down trying to get a good look at what his dog friend was holding. “What is it, Inuyasha? Can I see? Huh, huh? Can I? Can I?? Please, please, please?” He asked, anxious to see what Inuyasha insisted on holding like a baby.

“I don't know. After how you all treated Chickuyasha. I'm not sure if you will be able to handle Banayasha.” Inuyasha said, sounding both concerned and proud all at once. The others just stared at him as the crickets chirped.

Miroku was the first to speak after they had heard what Inuyasha had said. “Inuyasha? You don't mean to say that you have come up with another food item for you to act as a mother to… Do you?” He asked, worried for his friend's mental health.

“Of course not, silly goose.” Inuyasha assured them—with a slight lisp in his voice.

“Good.” They all said in unison. `Wait, silly goose and a lisp in the voice? Oh, no!'

“Because, Banayasha is not a food item. She's a fruit item.” Said Inuyasha proudly. The rest of the group sighed heavily. “And I am not going to make the same mistake as I did with Chickuyasha. I will not drown Banayasha in ink.” He said. Then he looked down at his banana and, rubbing it gently and lovingly with one finger, he said in a baby-talking tone, “No, no, no. We just can't have that happen to our wittle Banayasha, now can we?” He coed the banana in his arms warmly, full of love for it.

“So, Inuyasha, are you implying that your banana is female?” Asked Miroku, sounding quite curious. Much to the annoyance of Sango.

“Of course she is!” Yelled Inuyasha, getting the same look in his eyes as when he had held Chickuyasha. “Now, let's go eat, shall we Banayasha?” And with that, he left.

Kagome sighed. “I am really getting sick of all this food fetish stuff going on around here.” She said.

“Really… His banana is female, huh? I always thought that they were male.” Miroku mulled over that thought—being the lecher that he is—for a long while before he realized that he had been left alone. “Hey, where'd everybody go?” Then, he left also, to try and find them.

(*Jakken*)

Tied to the tree in the forest, Jakken stood struggling to free himself. He just kept trying, but nothing seemed to be working. He tried to yell for help, but the gag that Rin had shoved—very forcefully—into his mouth was keeping him very quiet.

He thought back to what had happened the first time he had managed to get the gag out. Then he stopped. He remembered how it had felt to be hit for what seemed like—and probably was—hours upon hours of excruciating pain. She had hit him many times with that wooden shoe that now lay on the stump where Rin liked to sit when she visited with him in the evenings. She would just sit there and hold that shoe in her hands.

He then realized that she was completely obsessed with the wooden shoe that was no longer brown, but it had developed dark red stains on it from many times that Rin had hit him with it. He wondered if maybe she could be possessed by it.

The sun was directly over him in the sky. He knew that Rin would be back soon for her next visit.

(*Back with the group*)

Miroku had caught up with them and was now walking next to Sango who still looked quite embarrassed about what had happened.

“Umm… Lord Sesshomaru?” Rin said, looking up at Sesshomaru.

“Yes, Rin. What is it?” Sesshomaru asked, not even bothering to look down at her.

“I am going to go and pick some flowers in the forest. Okay?” She said, hoping that no one would offer to go with.

“That is fine, Rin. You may go.” Sesshomaru said. “Just be sure to come back before dark this time.”

“Alright. I will.” She said and was off in the opposite direction.

`What is that girl up to?' Thought Kagome looking nervously at Sesshomaru—who didn't really seem to care one way or the other.

As Rin ran away from the group, only one thought stuck in her mind, `I really hope that no one in catching on to my plan.' She soon disappeared into the trees, and out of sight, in the direction of the tree to which Jakken was tied.

 

End Chapter…

 

A/N:

Thank you to my reviewer(s), and please continue to read and review. I really appreciate it. Also, I do not, in any way, encourage Fluffy Bashing.

I plan to name the next chapter, Drop the Banana and Nobody Gets Hurt!, but I'm not entirely sure if that's exactly what I want.

-firebunny89.