InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Brotherly Love ❯ Oh Where Oh Where Has My Banayasha Gone? ( Chapter 4 )

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Inuyasha characters; however, the various food items that appear in this story are, in fact, my property.

 

Brotherly Love

An Inuyasha Story

Oh, Where, Oh, Where Has my Banayasha Gone?

(Rin and Jakken)

“They still have no idea, you know.” Said Rin to Jakken—who was still tied to the tree. She walked to the rock, on which she would always sit, and picked up the wooden shoe. Sitting down, she stared, lovingly at the shoe and said, “Isn't it wonderful Jakken? No matter how loud you scream… no one will ever hear you.” She paused momentarily to look up at him with glassy eyes, “That is, except me and my shoe.” Then she set the shoe back down and the glassy look disappeared from her brown eyes.

`What is going on here?' Jakken thought, getting very worried about his situation. It seemed as though Rin could sense his discomfort.

Rin looked over at the Toad once more and picked up the shoe again. Then, without even slight hesitation began to move slowly toward him. “Rin? Rin! You don't have to do this, Rin.” Jakken yelled in desperation.

Rin stopped just in front of him and said, “Oh, but I do, Jakken. I really do.” Then, with a sinister smile, she began pounding the shoe into the Toad, relishing in his screams of pain and agony.

(Inuyasha and the gang)

Kagome turned abruptly in the direction of the forest in which Rin was, supposedly, picking flowers. “Inuyasha!” She yelled—even though he was right next to her. “Did you hear that?!”

Inuyasha looked annoyed when he answered, “YEAH, I HEARD IT!!!” He stroked Banayasha passionately. “Did you really have to yell, Kagome? You woke up the baby!” Everyone stared at him in disbelief, until they heard another scream echo through the trees.

“There it was again!” Exclaimed Sango, readying her Hiraikotsu. “Maybe we should go and check it out.”

Miroku's gaze was fixated on Banayasha. “Inuyasha?” He began and Inuyasha looked over at him. “How is your banana doing today?”

Inuyasha looked delighted that someone was showing interest in his banana. Smiling happily, he answered, “Well, Miroku. Banaysha feels a little mushy right now… so, I think that she might be getting sick. But other than that, she is completely perfect.”

* * *

The sun was setting, and everyone was tired. Rin had returned some time ago and explained to them that the screams were just her practicing her opera. Kagome was a little bit suspicious about the whole thing, but decided that it could wait until the next morning.

The group was sitting around the campfire, waiting for Kagome to finish cooking their dinner. “Hey, Kagome?” Asked Inuyasha.

Kagome looked over at her dog demon friend, and answered, “Yes, Inuyasha. Do you need something?”

“Could you speed up your cooking a bit? Banayasha is getting kind of fussy.”

Kagome, who was very annoyed with the Inuyasha and his banana, didn't answer. She was trying her best not to get too angry at him.

Miroku looked over at Inuyasha and asked, curiously, “Inuyasha, couldn't you just feed your banana the way that a woman would when they have a baby?”

Everyone looked at him as if he was utterly insane. “He can't feed anything like that you numb-scull. He's got nothing there to feed it with.” Koga said, annoyed with everyone there besides Kagome.

Shippo looked curiously from Inuyasha to Koga, then asked, “Kagome, how does a woman feed a baby?”

Kagome looked at Shippo, her eyes widened with rage. “Ummm… Shippo, you're too young to know anything about this. So don't ask, okay?” Then, with that said, she turned back to her cooking.

* * *

It was dark in the forest and everyone had eaten their dinner and were in bed. All were asleep, except for Rin who was plotting how she would obtain Inuyasha's banana without waking anyone.

“Let's see.” She thought aloud, but not loud enough to wake any of them. “I could… no, it would never work. Or I could… no, that's just dumb. Oh, I know… wait, I don't even know what that is. Oh, this is hopeless.” She sighed, throwing her arms into the air, then began pacing back and forth in front of the still dimly lit fire.

Meanwhile, Inuyasha was laying beneath a large tree, and hugging his banana close to him. He was curled up into a ball around it and was having a wonderful dream about him and his banana.

(*Inuyasha's Dream*)

Inuyasha was in the middle of a vast field, strewn with yellow banana flowers. He and Banayasha were sitting in the middle of it and he was singing to his banana.

While he sang, the sun shined ever so brightly down on them and the banana began to speak to him. “I love you Mammayasha.” Said Inuyasha's banana.

Inuyasha smiled warmly down at his banana, and said, “I love you, too, Banayasha. You are so wonderful to your Mammayasha.”

(Camp)

Rin had stopped pacing and was now kneeling about two inches away from Inuyasha. She reached out and grasped his banana, causing Inuyasha to moan softly. Then, slowly started to pull it from his arms, making him moan a little louder. When she got it almost all the way out, she yanked it as hard as she could, and Inuyasha shrieked loudly.

Startled and frightened, Rin ran as fast as she could into the forest in the direction of Jakken's location.

(*Inuyasha's Dream*)

Inuyasha was now frantically running through the field, pulling up as many yellow banana flowers as he possibly could in an attempt to find his recently lost banana. “Banayasha!” He yelled. “Banayasha! Where are you?”

(Camp)

Inuyasha's scream had caused everyone else at the camp to wake up. Wondering what had caused Inuyasha to make such a terrible sound, Shippo crawled over to his still sleeping, half-dog friend's side. “Inuyasha's banana is gone!” He yelled.

Everyone else ran over to Inuyasha—except Sesshomaru and Koga, who could care less—and gasped. The banana was missing and Inuyasha was rolling around with his thumb in his mouth, sucking on it and mumbling. “Banayasha! Banayasha! Where'd you go, Banayasha?”

(Forest Clearing)

Jakken had finally managed to fall asleep, when Rin ran into the clearing, panting and woke him up. The toad groaned and opened his big eyes to stare at the young Human girl. She was holding something in her hands, he couldn't make out what it was. All he knew was that the object she had was yellow.

Rin looked at Jakken and smiled. Then, standing up straight, she walked over to him and asked, sweetly, “Are you hungry, Master Jakken?”