InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Can't Have Just One ❯ Can't Have Just One ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Sesshomaru becomes addicted to potato chips, but Inuyasha won't allow his stash to be taken. Will the boys make it through the day while they wait for Kagome to return with more?

Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 09.28.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 334 | Status: Completed

Can't Have Just One

(Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or Lays chips!)

Kagome had just come back from the modern-era with a backpack full of sweet treats. Shippo had buried himself in her knapsack and found the mother load of sugary delights. He pulled out a bag of Lays chips and attempted to open it. Inuyasha rudely grabbed the bag away from him and started gorging himself whilst Shippo wailed loudly for him to share. Then a loud shuffling was heard in the grass, and Inuyasha found himself face-to-face with his older brother with his Tokijin by his neck.

“Now it's time for you to die!” Sesshomaru said in his usual flat tone. His gaze fell upon the bag and he snatched it away in the blink of an eye. He stared at it inquisitively at sniffed it tentatively. “Is this human food?” he questioned Inuyasha.

“Give it back!” Inuyasha protested. Sesshomaru thought for a second.

“It seems that Inuyasha really desire this strange “food,” he murmured. He sniffed the bag again. “It doesn't smell poisonous, and Inuyasha was eating it.” He forgot one thing though. He needed a hand to grab the chips, but his only one was holding them. If he put it down Inuyasha would grab them. He shoved him away with his foot whilst Inuyasha flailed like a fish out of water. Sesshomaru really wanted to annoy Inuyasha, so he did something very un-aristocratic: he stuffed his pretty face in the bag and took a chip in his mouth. He pulled his face out, which was covered in a film of grease, and consumed the chip in front of his brother. This act planted the seed of addiction which would soon spread throughout his body. Soon he found himself burying his face into the bag again and again. He continued to gorge himself until he finished the little bag off. Inuyasha was fuming.

“You show-off pig bastard!” he yelled. Kagome ran to Inuyasha and kneeled to him.

“Did you like the chips?” she asked.

Feh! My jackass brother ate them all!” he huffed. Sesshomaru wiped his face off with his sleeve and confronted her.

“Human, where did you obtain these?” he said while holding the bag.

“I can get some more with both of you,” she stated. Kagome and Inuyasha walked to the well and they soon found out they were followed.

“Go away you wretch!” Inuyasha snapped at Sesshomaru.

“It's not like he can go through the well,” Kagome said. She and Inuyasha dropped down to the well. Sesshomaru grumbled and stared down into the darkness. He decided to wing it and jump down. He passed through the well with no problem. He hopped out effortlessly and stared at his know slack-jawed little sibling. Inuyasha cursed violently and stomped his feet childishly. Sesshomaru considered him a two-year-old with the mouth of a sailor.

“Damn it! Why did you have to follow?” Inuyasha barked.

“I just want these “chips” as you call them,” Sesshomaru stated as calmly as possible even though Inuyasha boiled his blood.

“I'll go to the store then, you two. Behave!” Kagome wagged a finger and rode off on her bicycle.

They sat there for fifteen minutes in Kagome's yard and they were already sick of each other. They sat there face to face muttering words under there breaths.

“Mongrel,” Sesshomaru murmured.

“Make-up wearing prissy,” Inuyasha growled.

“Mutt.”

“Show-off.”

“Bastard.”

“Jackass.”

This went on for awhile. They were becoming tense and they fondled the hilts of their swords as though the other wad ready to strike...and they were. Their all ready short tempers were razor-thin now.

“How can you stand that wench?” Sesshomaru stared maliciously.

“Who are you calling wench?” Inuyasha stood up.

“That scantly clad mortal,” Sesshomaru sneered.

“Don't call her that!” Inuyasha shouted pounding his feet against the ground.

“She is such a loud mouth. Ugly too. Your taste in women is absolutely atrocious,” he scoffed.

“Shut the hell up you imp-humper!” A large vein was popping in Sesshomaru's head. He grabbed the Tokijin and brandished it.

“TAKE THAT BACK!” he howled.

“NEVER!” Inuyasha roared. The fight was on.

Metal clashed upon metal. Soon it became personal. They were duking it out in hand-to-hand combat. They weren't afraid to fight dirty either. They were like dogs battling over a scrap of meat. Inuyasha went one step to far. He kneed him in both a male humans' and demons' most sensitive area. Sesshomaru gripped his southern half while gasping and choking on his on spit.

“You inbred bastard,” Sesshomaru squawked. His eyes glowed an ominous red and he stood up. His growls soon became howls in rage. He soon stood in his three-legged true from. He didn't hesitate to open his jaws and clamp them over his brother. He let him struggle his inescapable death trap. The saliva slowly melts him. Sesshomaru heard the squealing of a bicycle's tires and he spat the twitching half-demon out like a hairball. He tumbled out coated in spit. Kagome was carrying two bags of chips.

“Here you go boys,” she handed them over while Sesshomaru was waging his tail and panting. “Uh oh! I meant to get two sour cream and onion. I guess you'll have to decide.” Inuyasha just groaned.

“Please let him have it.” Inuyasha mumbled. Sesshomaru had now returned into his usual (and very sexy) state. “Thanks for not eating me.”

“I don't eat junk food,” Sesshomaru said. He suavely walked back onto the well and returned to the feudal era.