InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Can't Have Just One ❯ Ramen Brothers ( Chapter 2 )

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Chapter 2

The Ramen Brothers

Things have been unusually quiet after the potato chip incident. Inuyasha felt crestfallen and humiliated at the thought of being crumpled spit-up of his elder half-brother. Yet things were not perfect in the land of fluff. All the chips that Sesshomaru gorged on had given him a stomachache, and when dog demons had belly trouble it was not pretty. Therefore, the score was as follows: Sesshomaru 1 Inuyasha 1 (because Sesshomaru threw up once). Sesshomaru sat on the ground trying to look as dignified as possible, yet that is an unobtainable cause when you have cramps and indigestion.

“Ugh, I need something to settle my gut,” Sesshomaru groaned quietly. He clenched his writhing tummy and decided to remove his armor (fangirls say whoot!). The repugnant imp of a servant scurried up to him.

“Sir, Naraku has been spotted in the North,” stated Jaken. Sesshomaru glared at him.

“How can he talk about that monkey man at a time like this?” Sesshomaru gritted his teeth. He was too sick to give Jaken his daily punching. Suddenly a smell was wafting through the air. It smelt of warm beef. “That could mend by pain.” So without warning Sesshomaru got up and walked toward the heavenly scent.

Kagome was promptly stirring a fresh pot of Ramen for her little mutt. He sat staring at the food eagerly, in a pouting position with a scowl on his face.

“Lousy son of a bitch brother,” he repeated.

“Now, now don't disrespect your elders,” came a familiar (and oh so suave) voice. Inuyasha looked back and almost wet himself at the sight of Sesshomaru appearing behind him, and he did not even hear his footsteps. “Food, need food,” Sesshomaru groaned. Kagome was wary.

“I don't want you two to make a ruckus like you did last time,” Kagome wagged her finger. Sesshomaru looked down at her. He widened his eyes, curled his bottom lip, and whined like a puppy. Kagome could not resist the puppy-dog eyes and had to give in. Kagome served him up a fresh bowl before Inuyasha. Inuyasha growled a glared at the soft-eyed persuader. Sesshomaru 2 Inuyasha 1. Sesshomaru tested it sheepishly by poking at the noodles with a chopstick.

“You're supposed to eat it, not probe it!” Inuyasha barked impatiently while he was being served.

“Sit!” Inuyasha crashed to the ground for being rude.

“I need that for Jaken,” Sesshomaru thought. Inuyasha was finally served (but an obviously smaller portion than his brother for being a smart ass). They ate peacefully for a change for the exception for Inuyasha's incessant slurping. Sesshomaru ate like the dainty lord he was to avoid aggravating his belly again. Things actually seemed peaceful for a while. Sesshomaru decided to leave them be to let his food digest. He was ready to sit up and promptly take his leave, when Kagome's rapid shuffling through her objects knocked the boiling pot over on Sesshomaru's lap. Even for a demon, the water burned him badly. “You stupid bitch!” Sesshomaru howled. Inuyasha jumped up at the remark.

“Take that back, asshole!” Inuyasha lunged at him with the chopsticks to poke Sesshomaru's eyes. Sesshomaru parried the attack with his own one-handed style. It was a stick duel to the death (or until someone got a splinter). Kagome was horribly embarrassed for pissing Sesshomaru off. Sesshomaru threw the chopsticks at Inuyasha, and pinched one of Inuyasha's ears. Inuyasha grabbed Sesshomaru's famous pelt, escaped his brother's grasp, and lugged the fur over his shoulder. “I'm Sesshomaru, a pompous asshole who after all my bragging is still a virgin, and I touch myself every night,” Inuyasha mocked. Sesshomaru was flaming mad and to top it off, the boiling water was soaking his pants and burning his skin. He tried with all his grit to endure it, yet it was still boiling his lily legs. The move was absolutely desperate and foolhardy, alas to avoid a burn, he knew it was the only way. He took off his pants.

Sesshomaru blushed like never before in his entire lifetime. His little brother and his wench were staring and snickering at his underwear (and out of his vision, a certain authoress was taking many pictures). He ran like never before almost crying. His pride was massive now was crushed so hard. He sulked back to his camp with Rin bewildered and Jaken drooling.

“Milord, I take that it didn't go well for your search for food,” Jaken murmured trying to keep his eyes at the pant less lord. Sesshomaru threw an object at him, but it was not a rock, it was beads. They wrapped around the servant's neck. Jaken was puzzled and acted as though comforting him, but went to touch Sesshomaru's thigh.

“Jaken, sit!” Sesshomaru commanded. Thud! Jaken was flatter than a toad on the road. Sesshomaru had asked for some of the beads for his imp before he was boiled. Sesshomaru just lounged around until his pants dried.

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