InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Centennial Hunger ❯ Fluffy ( Chapter 4 )

 

 

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Chapter Four

 

 

Fluffy

 

 

(Alrighty then. Thanks much to my beta Hellfyrre and please don't blame her for a grammatical error that I chose to keep. Cross your fingers that she doesn't give up on me and on our society's language skills, or lack thereof. And just to let you know, she does much more than just search for errors. She helps with formatting that lends emphasis to my words, to reword phrases so that they have more impact, tells me where something is missing and helps me to find it, etc. Of course, she makes me bang my head on my desk, forcing me to figure it out myself. Thanks again, Hellfyrre. Please don't shoot me. I truly wanted a lemon for this chapter, but you'll see why there isn't. If you want progress reports on how a chapter is coming along, visit my snow-fall livejournal )

 

Thanks!

 

Snowfall aka Hanyou Slave

 

 

 

 

“Kagura!” Inuyasha yelled and jumped back, immediately reaching to his side for his sword.

 

Too bad that he was completely naked and Tetsusaiga was…somewhere, which happened to be nowhere near him. Instantly, he realized that he didn't have a stitch on him, was sporting one hell of a boner, and facing one of his most formidable enemies; an incarnation of the one being that he hated most in the known world. The one being that he ached to eradicate. The one who had killed the woman whom he had once loved. And that bastard was the one and only Naraku. This overwhelming desire for revenge eclipsed all embarrassment that he may have otherwise experienced.

 

That aside, the wind bitch had interrupted a very important event in his life. His first fuck. The proof of his dominance over Sesshoumaru. Something that he'd probably never get the chance to do again! Fucking witch!

 

“You bitch! Where is he!? Where is that bastard!?”

 

“Naraku sends greetings from the north,” Kagura said, surreptitiously informing him of Naraku's location while giving Inuyasha a pointed stare from her white floating feather. As if he would ever pick up on something so subtle while his mind was still indulging in that very last, tantalizing, thrilling...and…oh…

 

“It appears that his gifts failed in their purpose.” Kagura said, pointing out the obvious.

 

“Fucking bastard! He sent those rabid squirrels, didn't he!?”

 

The wind witch chuckled with a forced smile that never reached her eyes. Her beauty was beyond measure, ruby lips to match her eyes, shining raven hair pulled up into a knot, high cheekbones, and petite features. Even so, in her devious mind she secretly plotted to aid in the destruction of her `father', Naraku, who held her heart, squeezing the blood out of it when she was disobedient. One day, she would be free of her tormenter.

 

Sesshoumaru was the key to those plans. And she didn't care what she had to do in order to get his cooperation. Even if it meant interrupting an incestuous encounter. Perhaps she should have waited and watched. Two scrumptious doggie brothers getting it on was pretty hot. Too bad, she had more important things to attend to.

 

Glancing around, she noted that her father's spies, the wasps from hell, were still watching her. Eventually, she would concoct a viable pesticide for those nuisances. Perhaps it would work on her spider youkai father? Oh, how she wished that he was small enough to just squash with her slipper.

 

However, right now she needed to make a show of attempting to kill the two lovers. And fast! Sesshoumaru was just about to become indestructible.

 

An unnatural wind had begun to swirl through the air, threatening to topple her from her perch on the flimsy canoe of a feather. It was apparent that the Lord of the Western Lands was a bit miffed at her intrusion. Deep crimson had completely blooded his eyes and his facial features were beginning to stretch and elongate in preparation for the transformation into his gigantic dog form.

 

`Humph. I would think that he would be more intelligent. Perhaps obedience training would teach him some manners. Doesn't he remember that I am trying to help even though it could cost my life!? Ungrateful dog.'

 

When the wind began to whip through Inuyasha's hair, he turned to his brother and his chest seized. Being no stronger than a puppy, the energy that Sesshoumaru was attempting to use just wasn't there. The chances of his survival were slim to none!

 

“Sesshoumaru!” Inuyasha whispered so that he didn't give away his brother's vulnerability. “You don't have the strength for that now! Let me deal with the wind bitch,” Inuyasha hissed, wishing that his brother had been through obedience training that left him at least somewhat intelligent during this type of situation.

 

That made two of the three with the same opinion.

 

Kagura snapped her fan open as the wind became a tornado.

 

“Blades of Wind!” she yelled, calling on her power as she flicked her wrist while she made a wide sweep with her fan.

 

Large, white, crescent blades, spinning from her fan, flew toward the two hot, naked youkai. She really didn't want to clip off any delicious body parts. Those coward spies had taken off, so she had been able to be a bit gentler with her attack. Now she just had to get the hell out of there before Sesshoumaru became large enough the squish her like a bug!

 

Between the blades shooting toward Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru's tornado deflecting them right back toward him, Inuyasha had one hell of a time dodging the deadly weapons. His firerat clothing would have protected him. But nooo, Sesshoumaru just had to strip him naked, leaving him completely exposed. All of him. Even his baby making parts. Something he couldn't protect while doing back flips, twirling leaps, hand stands and dips.

 

He felt like a circus clown. All he needed was face paint. And maybe some fucking clothes! Would that be too much to ask!? Some kind of protection!? Even if it was just a little bit, a teensy weensy…well, he wasn't exactly that small!

 

At least he had succeeded in avoiding mortal wounds and had managed to keep his…equipment…intact. Oh, how he hoped and prayed that no one was witnessing his humiliation. Damn Sesshoumaru! It was all his fault! Speaking of which…as soon as the attack was over, Inuyasha dashed for the now solid pink swirl of youkai energy. He never could understand why such a powerful youkai would choose such a girly color.

 

“Sesshoumaru!” he yelled, diving into the raging storm.

 

Everything around him exploded; driftwood, rocks, sand, small trees, water. Inuyasha ended up slammed into a very large tree trunk and found himself attempting to see more than three of everything within his view. And his view did not include one Sesshoumaru; not the aristocratic snob, not the crazed animal, and not the towering white dog. There was nothing. Absolutely nothing.

 

“Sesshoumaru,” whispered Inuyasha, his entire body tensing.

 

As he stumbled forward through the debris, his stomach knotted up, his chest tightened, and his head burned with denial. The closer he came to the original position of his brother, the closer he came to tears. Sesshoumaru had burned himself up. That was the only explanation. He had fried himself out of existence!

 

 

Obliterated!

 

Extinct!

 

Gone!

 

Poof!

 

Dead!

 

 

“Sesshoumaru, you bastard!” Inuyasha screamed as he fell to his knees.

 

“You…you blew it! I was supposed to fuck you! You son of a bitch!” he yelled to the sky before standing and kicking up a few rocks. There, that was a very good reason to be angry, and hurt, and heartbr…and no way in hell that that could be true! It was just wishful thinking, his imagination, Sesshoumaru's and Miroku's perversions. Yeah. They had twisted his mind into something that even he couldn't recognize.

 

“Who am I supposed to fuck now, huh!? Bastard, it's not like you wouldn't have hated me forever anyway. Damned if I do and damned if I don't,” Inuyasha pouted and shuffled toward the river to cleanse his cuts and scrapes.

 

“It's all your fault,” he growled at the innocent water then took a deep breath and washed his face.

 

Due to Sesshoumaru's ridiculous display, Inuyasha's clothes were mostly dry, although it did take some time to find Tetsusaiga. While digging around for it, he happened upon Sesshoumaru's bone. Tears welled up in his eyes. That thing had been a pain in the ass, well, his head to be more exact. But now, it was all that was left of his improving relationship with his brother.

 

In a display of unwarranted respect, he trudged over to the spot where he had last seen Sesshoumaru standing and positioned the bone to shove it into the ground as a marker. Using the palm of his hand, he began smoothing the small area with his hands when he came across several small tufts of white hair sticking up through the debris.

 

“I am not uncovering your filthy fifty foot ass out from under there just to have to bury you again,” Inuyasha muttered after it had dawned on him that Sesshoumaru's huge dog form might be buried deep within the earth.

 

“Fuck you,” he whispered and swallowed back the lump in his throat.

 

Twisting the larger end of the bone into the ground a few feet away from the bits of fur, Inuyasha gave it a good shove then plopped down behind it.

 

“That was pretty damn stupid, you know. And I used to think you were smart. I'm going back to the village now and you better stay dead. I've had enough, do you hear me!? Even if you do come back to life, play fucking dead!”

 

When he was answered by a small, almost inaudible whimper, he leapt in front of the bone and began rapidly slinging away anything that would impede him from reaching Sesshoumaru.

 

What he found made his jaw hit the ground.

 

“You're…you're…a fucking puppy! I…I can't fuck a puppy! Inuyasha stuttered in his repeated attempt to find a good reason to be this upset with his brother. “Not that you'll ever do that when in your right mind. What the hell is wrong with you, you idiot!”

 

At his feet lay a good sized growing dog about three feet long and with at least 35 pounds of mass. Its coloring was typical of Sesshoumaru. Just like the lord's white satin clothing, his body was rich with a coat of shining, though dirty, white hair. A sapphire colored crescent moon adorned his forehead. Maroon stripes lined his upper and lower jaws. The only thing missing was the pink mane that Inuyasha had noticed during the battle that had cost Sesshoumaru his arm.

 

“Is that what that thing is that you carry around? Some fluffy left over part of your hair? Wow, you're no better than that fox runt, Shippou. He can't hide his tail when he takes other forms either. Man, that's pretty pathetic. Guess you're not the god I saw you as after all.”

 

Inuyasha continued to dig and finally was able to pull Sesshoumaru into his lap. The fluffy, loosely curled, white hair was matted and thick with dirt. The dog, erm, puppy, appeared to be mostly unconscious.

 

“How does it feel, hm? Did you see the pretty stars too?”

 

'Oh gods! I'm not really going to have to potty train him to leave camp, am I? Please, whoever is listening, say it isn't true!'

 

Inuyasha sighed in defeat. This was another one of those situations where he could see Kagome's mouth open with the ultimate threat and he just knew that he was stuck. Not that he was planning to leave Sesshoumaru, but like a mother hen, she would expect him to do whatever little itsy bitsy thing was necessary to make Sesshoumaru comfortable. Now he would have to strain his brain to once again determine exactly what she would require. When he finally figured it out, he groaned with exasperation. He so did not want to do this.

 

“Guess it's back to the water with you. What is this with you and getting dirty!? You just can't stay out of the water!”

 

Quite suddenly, the wind picked up. The scent assaulting Inuyasha's nose was so totally unwelcome and couldn't have come at a worse time. If the word got out that Sesshoumaru was in this condition, there would be hell to pay.

 

“Oi! Dog turd! Where is that fucking wind witch!”

 

“That way, you wimpy wolf,” Inuyasha huffed without looking up and pointed in the direction Kagura had left.

 

The sun-bronzed wolf tribe leader cocked his eyebrow at the unusual cooperation from his rival for Kagome's affections.

 

“What the fuck is wrong with you, you flea bitten mutt?”

 

“Shut the fuck up!” Inuyasha yelled before making the mistake of looking up. “Gah!”

 

Inuyasha quickly ducked his head. Beneath that short, brown, fur wrap that he would call a skirt, Kouga was going commando. Who could have known? Would the shocking humiliations never cease?

 

Steely blue eyes took in the surrounding battlefield, Inuyasha's various visible injuries and what looked like a white dog lying in the young man's lap. Kouga squatted down in front of Inuyasha.

 

“Watcha got there, half-breed? Ah, another mutt?” Kouga sneered while studying the white furball.

 

“Watch what you're saying about…” Inuyasha had to grit his teeth and swallow his loose tongue. What did he care if Kouga called Sesshoumaru uncomplimentary names anyway? It shouldn't matter to him. It didn't!

 

“About who? What's his name?” Kouga asked, leaning over to inspect the unconscious puppy.

 

The black hair that was tied up into a ponytail cascaded down and dared to fall onto Sesshoumaru's fur! Inuyasha growled at Kouga's forward behavior, meeting the wolf eye to eye, fury meeting surprise.

 

“What!? Is he your dog or somethin'?”

 

Inuyasha's growl disappeared while he went white as a sheet. 'My dog? My…dog? Oh gods, he's not a dog. Please don't make me say it. Please don't.'

 

“Well? You ain't taking very good care of him. You should give him to someone who can! What's his damn name!?”

 

When there was no response, Kouga plowed onward.

 

“Is he yours or not!? Cause if he's not, I'm taking him to someone that can care for this puppy properly! Dog or not, I don't leave puppies with idiots like you!”

 

That was the wrong thing to say. Inuyasha's mouth opened before his brain engaged.

 

“He's mine and you ain't taking him away!” Inuyasha yelled, strengthening his hold on Sesshoumaru while leaping back away from Kouga.

 

It took a split second for Inuyasha to realize what he had just done.

 

'No one knows but me. I didn't really claim him. I don't have to be his mate. No, it was an accident. That's all it was, a misunderstanding, Yeah, a misunderstanding,' Inuyasha's mind hurried to rationalize.

 

“If he's yours then you should at least know his fucking name!”

 

“It's none of your business! Fuck off!” Inuyasha yelled in his state of panic.

 

“I am the leader of the wolf tribe. I am honor bound to care for those who have been abandoned. That is, except for mangy mongrels like you! I…am…not…leaving!”

 

'Aw fuck. I don't want to fight him right now. Sesshoumaru needs me and I can't give his real name. Okay…

 

Sess? No. Too close to his real name.

 

Spot? No. That's just stupid.

 

Well, those tufts on his legs are pink. Pinky? No.

 

Shit, shit, shit!'

 

Then it hit him. Sesshoumaru, as a puppy, was quite fluffy and he always carried around that fluffy thing on his shoulder.

 

“His name is `Fluffy',” Inuyasha supplied with his nose tipped up in the air in triumph.

 

“Fluffy? That's downright insulting. You mean you couldn't come up with something better than that? Or did he tell you that his name is `Fluffy'?”

 

“What're you talking about? Dogs can't talk!” As soon as he said it, he knew it wasn't true, even if he wasn't fluent in dog speak.

 

“What the fuck do you think you're doing!?” Inuyasha snarled, backtracking as Kouga advanced toward him and Fluffy.

 

“I'm gonna talk to him and find out what's going on,” Kouga huffed.

 

There was a novel idea. Maybe Kouga could find out what was going on with Fluffy! Inuyasha froze, though he did keep a firm grip on Fluffy while Kouga moved closer. As soon as Kouga reached out to touch Fluffy, Inuyasha snarled and took a step back. Though he questioned his behavior, it was only a fleeting thought. Someone was attempting to touch his Fluff! And that was much more important.

 

“Look, mutt, I need to at least wake him up,” Kouga growled.

 

Though he was reluctant, Inuyasha knew that he would need to tame his current and intense need to protect Fluffy. So he stood there, stiff as a statue, biting back the snarls and growls while Kouga leaned down and scratched Fluffy behind the ears.

 

“Ru, ree, rur, rur?” Kouga asked in a low soft tone.

 

Inuyasha narrowed his eyes at the almost inaudible, muffled and unrecognizable sound that seemed to come from somewhere around Fluffy's mouth. The dog's jaws hadn't even moved. But there it was. Inuyasha's lips thinned and drew back at the fact that Kouga could talk to Fluffy and he couldn't.

 

It really did piss him off.

 

And made him feel a bit inadequate.

 

And he wasn't jealous in the least.

 

“Rah, ree!?”

 

“Ruh, ruh,” came a whisper from Fluffy.

 

“Ro, ro, ru, rrr, hmff?” Kouga asked, the last syllable being blown out through his nose in a huff.

 

“Nnnrrrrrnnngggg, ru, arru, ar, ar.”

 

Every muscle in Inuyasha's body gradually tensed as he wondered exactly what kind of bullshit Fluffy was telling Kouga. On top of that, he felt like an outsider. He should be the one communicating with Fluffy, not some fucking shit-for-brains wolf!

 

“Ruh, ruh,” Kouga affirmed while nodding his head.

 

“Listen here, mutt,”

 

Kouga whispered.

 

“Why are we whispering?”

 

Inuyasha whispered.

 

“Because being loud will hurt Fluffy's ears, idiot,”

 

Kouga whispered back.

 

“Why would it hurt Fluffy's ears?”

 

Inuyasha whispered.

 

“Stupid ass idiot, because they are sensitive right now!”

 

Kouga whispered.

 

“Why?”

 

Inuyasha whispered.

 

“Because he's going through a growth spurt, you incompetent idiot,”

 

Kouga whispered.

 

Fuck the whispering! Not having the freedom to beat the shit out of the wimpy wolf and not being the one able to talk to Fluffy was making for one irritable half-breed. He had to get this over as quickly as possible before he blew a vein!

 

“Well, what did he say?” Inuyasha asked softly.

 

“What you got here ain't no ordinary dog, half-breed,” Kouga said while scratching behind Fluffy's ears. He knew those markings, but couldn't place them. Well, his instincts didn't lie and he knew that he wasn't in any danger from Fluffy. But, he was fairly certain that `Fluffy' was not the dog's name and that they had met on mutually beneficial terms at some point.

 

“Well, duh. Don't you think I know that?” Inuyasha scowled while not failing to notice that Sesshoumaru's back leg had started jiggling, obviously a side-effect of the scrubbing that Kouga was giving Fluffy behind the ears. Someone was touching his Fluff! And Fluffy was liking it! A lot!

 

“You should, but why wouldn't you fess up to the fact that he's Inu Youkai and your mate? I couldn't tell because his youki is so weak.”

 

Inuyasha's stomach sank. There was no way that he could get out of it now. And Sesshoumaru had confirmed it!

 

That dastardly dog!

 

How did he get himself into this mess in the first place!? Oh…yeah…his damn curiosity. But then again, there was still the hope of dominance…so maybe it wasn't so bad?

 

No!

 

“Where did you get the crazy idea that we are mates!?” Inuyasha hissed, attempting to nip this misconception in the bud before it had a chance to sprout into a full-fledged, half-breed eating, venus flytrap.

 

“You claimed him, you idiot! Besides, he seems to think so too! Oh, and another thing,” Kouga said as he lifted a brow and stared at the sky as though he could divine the secrets of the gods.

 

“I always thought it was just a myth, a bed time story for all bad little wolves,” Kouga trailed off then looked back at Inuyasha as though considering whether or not to give up his secret recipe for divination. Then a wicked grin spread across his face.

 

“What!?”

 

“Heheh, you'll find out,” Kouga snickered. “Come on, let's find a decent place to lay him down so I can show you what to do for him.”

 

Inuyasha followed one who had to have once been one of those bad little wolves to an area covered in soft grass. When Kouga squatted and stared up at Inuyasha expectantly, Inuyasha thought that the wolf was insane. No one was touching his Fluff!

 

“Inuyasha?” Kouga snarled. “You suck as a mate and I'll be happy to take him off your hands if you don't want to cooperate.”

 

“You wish,” Inuyasha growled, but acquiesced to Kouga's instructions.

 

“Now, you need to massage his gums, like this.”

 

Kouga slipped his fingers into Fluffy's mouth and gently massaged the inner and outer gums, occasionally pulling a finger out to fling the bloody slobber away, fairly grossing out Inuyasha. It wasn't that he hadn't been covered in demon guts and goo before, it was just that this wasn't one of his kills. It was alive, and had needs, and he was the caretaker. It being his arrogant, murdering, bastard, sexy, brother!

 

'I did not just think that.'

 

Of course, there were many other issues, the least of which was…

 

'Please don't tell me that I have to potty train him. Please, please, please.'

 

“You could find some numbing herb around here somewhere. He might not like it, but it'll help. You need to make something out of soft leather for him to chew on. He's growing pretty fast, so he's in a lot of pain. I wouldn't be surprised if he can't walk at all within a day or two. You're going to have to massage his muscles, like this,” Kouga said without much thought, finally remembering how he and `Sesshoumaru' had met.

 

Oh, how Sesshoumaru was going to kick Inuyasha's ass! Kouga wished that he could stick around to see it, but he needed to clip a certain wind witch's wings…if she would just stop running him around in fucking circles. Sometimes he wondered if she did it on purpose. That little tease. He wanted revenge! Not sex! Wicked temptress!

 

Besides, there was absolutely no way in hell that he was going to take on such a daunting task such as this. Let Inuyasha be the one to suffer. If anyone would come out of this alive, it would be Sesshoumaru. Inuyasha was not on the top of his list of priorities.

 

Inuyasha was digging deep crescent holes into the palms of his hands while Kouga was so intimately touching his Fluff. With each passing minute, the desire to decapitate the wolf became more and more uncontrollable. When he heard Fluffy whimper, that was it. He shoved Kouga away and hovered over his mate while his canines lengthened, his eyes pinked and lavender stripes seeped into his cheeks.

 

Potty training effectively took a back seat.

 

“Mine,” he growled.

 

“Yeah, your brother is all yours,” Kouga chuckled. “And Kagome is all mine. You don't have any say in the matter anymore.”

 

Despite the black armor covering Kouga's chest, Inuyasha could see the wolf puff up with triumphant pride. At this point, he didn't give a shit. All he cared about was the imminent departure of a nuisance. He hadn't even realized that his right hand had reached out and he was stroking Fluffy's left side.

 

“Guess the myth is true,” Kouga snorted while staring down at who he now knew was Sesshoumaru. “Happy Birthday, Fluffy! Good luck, dog turd. You'll need it.”

 

With that, the wolf disappeared in an aqua colored wind that spun like a tornado. It seemed as though everyone except Inuyasha had some kind of wind power. Where the hell was his?

 

“Ah!”

 

Long…

 

Sharp…

 

Fangs…

 

“Let go of my hand, Fluffy!”

 

The fangs dug deeper.

 

“What the fuck is your problem!? If you don't stop this, I'll have to punish you, Fluffy,” Inuyasha threatened and was rewarded with more pressure on his hand and a growl.

 

Inuyasha sighed. Trying to yank his hand out of Sesshoumaru's mouth could hurt his mate.

 

'No! Not my mate! My arrogant ass of a brother. Wait! I know!'

 

“You don't like `Fluffy', do you!? I was just trying to keep Kouga from knowing who you are, you dipshit! By the way, you went and fucked that up. What is wrong with you, Sesshoumaru?”

 

When Sesshoumaru released Inuyasha's hand, Inuyasha knew that he had been right. And! That gave him a whole new way to torment his brother! No pain would be involved either. Oh this was going to be sweet. As he sat there contemplating all the many situations in which he could use `Fluffy' against Sesshoumaru, he didn't realize that the dog was still unhappy about another event and had risen to exact revenge.

 

As soon as Inuyasha had taken notice of the dog snarling right in his face, he jumped back and stood. Though being stalked by a three-legged dog wasn't very threatening, the bared teeth, narrowed eyes and bloody fur surrounding them made for one wicked-ass, scary dog.

 

“What!? What did I do this time!? I swear, no matter what I do, you just can't be happy. You're just a grumpy, mean, stupid…”

 

It was right about that time that Sesshoumaru leapt, diving straight for Inuyasha's crotch.

 

“Whoa. Hey! That was your idea! You were the one molesting me again!” Inuyasha yelled as he back-peddled and his hands lowered to protect his private parts. “It was you that was begging, yeah begging, for me to take you! You fucking bastard. Decide what the hell you want!”

 

Sesshoumaru froze and glared while growling at Inuyasha.

 

“Look, I know that I wasn't human and I did try to get away from you,” Inuyasha sighed. “But if I had fought you too hard, I would have hurt you. I didn't want to hurt you, okay?”

 

He wasn't going to bring up the fact that what Sesshoumaru had been doing felt better than nice. In all reality, it had felt absolutely wonderful. And, if he had the opportunity, he would do it again…except that Sesshoumaru would definitely be sane. He would have to put his foot down. Sesshoumaru would just have to heel until the sanity of those sexy amber eyes showed up again. Yeah, sexy…heel…and on top…

 

“Damn it, Sesshoumaru! Come here so I can get that shit out of your hair, clean your ass up and then I want to get the hell out of here before another party gets started! Come on!”

 

A stand off was in the works as crimson belligerently challenged brilliant gold when Sesshoumaru just plopped down where he was and stuck his nose far, far up into the air.

 

“That's it!” Inuyasha snapped as he stomped over, hauled Sesshoumaru up and easily tossed the dog out into the river.

 

“Fuck!” he exclaimed when he didn't see Sesshoumaru resurface. “Stupid, fucking, three-legged dogs can't swim,” he sighed. “Son of a bitch.”

 

Stamping into the water, he paused then decided that Sesshoumaru would live long enough for him to disrobe. So, he did. No sense getting his clothes wet for the umpteenth time in forty-eight hours.

 

It wasn't difficult to find the big snarling puppy. A few good dunks and swishes later and Inuyasha was out of the river, shaking off the water alongside of a choking Sesshoumaru.

 

“Ain't so fun is it, shithead. Just remember this the next time you want to do something like drown me.”

 

If there ever was a person with idiot moments, it had to be Inuyasha. Right now, Inuyasha had his right leg bound in the very powerful vice grip of angry dog jaws.

 

“That is it. That is so fucking it!”

 

Hopping on his left leg and tugging Sesshoumaru along with his right, Inuyasha made it about fifteen feet, bent down and straightened back up.

 

“Who's got the bone now!?”

 

 

 

 

 

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Reviewer Recognition

I Lurv You All

 

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SP777

Glad you found the `Ass' paragraph so funny. I had fun writing it. LOL Well, I gotcha more dog speak. Hope you enjoyed it. ^_^

 

Lynn

I do hope that this chapter made your day too, even though there is no lime or lemon

 

Demitria Miriam

Your right, beta's should get a lot more accolades than they do. 'Puddle of creamy twinky? LOL I love the picture! Ooooh, Olive Garden. Yum, yums. Your review made me blush. You had better not be just blowing sunshine up my ass! LOL Thanks!< i>

 

Nanaka

Hope that you liked this one as well as you liked the last. ^_^ Thanks

 

Bambigirl

Actually, I've never killed an animal. Yeah, and Tinkerbell was no accident. LOL Miroku and Sesshoumaru are getting bad reps, but Inuyasha is responsible for his own perverted thoughts! He just doesn't know it yet! LOL

 

c-loke

I totally agree, Inucest is best! It was fortuitous that someone interrupted Inu before he made a major-assed mistake. I still would've liked that lemon. Damn that Kagura!

 

DeathWarranty

Yup, I think that sane Sesshoumaru might give Inuyasha a run for the money on that seme position though. What do you think? WooHoo, made your favorites list! *snoopy dance*

 

rowdy girl

LOL Okay, it's not THAT funny. When was the last time that you took your meds? LOL I'm really glad that I can give someone such a great time. We all need it occasionally. That's why I'm writing it actually. There so much angst around here and I thought that our readers should have a reason to smile once in awhile. Thanks If you want to see something truly hilarious and have high speed internet, go to youtube.com and search for Sesshoumaru is Crazy. Funny as hell. ^_^</ i>

 

Princess Sin

Well, at this point, I don't think it matters who stepped in because now, Inuyasha is in for one hell of a ride in the next chapter. Let's hope that Fluffy gets his act together. LOL

 

KiniroKitsune

I hope that I kept Sesshoumaru in character in this chappie. *crosses my fingers* That little inner dialogue was fun to write and the part where that little voice told Inuyasha to run is a take off on the movie Forrest Gump. “Run, Forrst, run! LOL We used to yell that out of our car windows when we come up on joggers. I know, it's mean, but it's loads of fun!

 

Paranoid

Whoa! You're reading my fic. Cool! Well, we really couldn't have Inuyasha taking advantage of a deranged Sesshoumaru, now, could we? Don't worry. Our boys will get together. I sure hope it's soon. Thanks!

 

Aoi-sama

That's exactly how I felt when that damn wind witch showed up. That bitch. LOL Thanks.

 

DemonGoddess061

Oh yeah, I loved the `glee' too. LOL That was fun to write. Glad that you got a kick out of so many different parts of that chappie. Who's got the bone now? Are we gonna have some fun in the next chappie, or what!

 

HPTR Fangirl

I'm glad that you like my work! However, I really don't have time for a challenge and having just finished one, I figured out that my stories tend to take on a life of their own and refuse to follow the guidelines. ^_^ Sorry

 

DuosAngel

Well, now we know that it was that bitch, Kagura, that interrupted. Oh well. Maybe she had her uses after all. She kept Inu from making a very terrible mistake that he would regret for a very long time.

 

Anon

Cliffhangers are what makes the chapters go `round and `round. ^_^ Thanks for the review!

 

Anon

I'm so sorry. I hope the this chappie got up in time for you! Being without internet access really sucks. Thanks for the review!

 

gen

I like the approach/avoidance too. Neither one of them really wants to accept their fate. Well, tough shit, ne? No matter what, Sesshoumaru will always fight to be in control of his destiny. That will never cease. Yup. Thanks for the review!

 

Alphonse

Well, now we know what's going on with Fluffy. Too bad he had to fuck up by using all of his strength and transform into his puppy form. Oh well, he's going to pay for that mistake! Don't worry, I'll grow Inu into his roll and you will get used to the idea. Promise! Thanks for the review!

 

Rawben

LOL I had a lot of fun with Inuyasha not naming his `thing'. LOL Perhaps Sess will have an opportunity to tease him about that. You never know. Thanks for the review!

 

jenny

You're absolutely correct. Making someone speechless is a great accomplishment! Are you sure you haven't been eating too many Oreo's!? LOL

 

DemonAkasha

Oi! You already know that I'm the Queen Bitch! Hehe, this chapter wasn't much of a cliffhanger, but I hope that it makes you want to read more! Thanks for the review!

 

chibi

Yup, just like a puppy. How did you know? I will lead the way to educate you in the ways of tops and bottoms! Although, with the height difference and those cute puppy ears, in the fandom of yoai, the misconceptions would lead us to the natural conclusion that Inuyasha is bottom. We shall see how things work out. ^_^

 

Kiten Kaiba

Sorry to disappoint you, but Kagura does seem to make quick exits and I didn't want the boys having to deal with a long-winded Naraku. Plus, I needed a reason for Fluffy to transform. And she was a natural for pulling Kouga into the picture, and that's exactly what I needed. We needed Kouga to teach Inu, so we needed a way to bring Kouga on the scene, ne? I hope you weren't too disappointed. Thanks for the enthusiastic review!

 

hiddensmile

^_^ I'm sure that I can win you over to a fighting tooth and nail, bottom sessy. ^_^_ Thanks for the review!

 

 

 

 

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*Disclaimer*

 

Inuyasha and all associated characters are owned by Rumiko Takahashi, Shogakukan, Yomiuri TV, Sunrise, and Viz. I make no profit from this story, nor do I intend to. My only goal is to occupy my demented mind with delusions of actually owning a life-sized, anatomically correct Sesshoumaru.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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