InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Choatic ❯ Grandpa's Hobby ( Chapter 2 )

Title: Grandpa’s Hobby
Author: Nicluv1787Rating: M
Genre: Humor
Prompt: Grandpa, IcePairings or Characters: Grandpa and Mrs. HigurashiWord count: 298
Warnings: Crack!ish
Summary: the elderly priest needs something more than artifacts to fill his long days.

Mrs. Higurashi sighed as she handed the heavy laden ice-pack over to her father in law.
“Tell me again how you managed to run into a tree branch on your walk through the park?” she said sternly.
Grandpa cleared his throat dramatically, “I saw an extremely rare, sapling. Whose lineage dates back centuries to the Endo period…”
By the glazed over look in Mrs. Higurashi’s eyes he could tell she’d stopped listening.
The real story behind his impressive shiner was much more thrilling, but not one he was inclined to share with his daughter in law.
Part of his story was true; he was taking a walk through the neighborhood park but not for completely benign reasons. As his age crept up on him he found himself with a penchant for voyeurism, he found pleasure in watching the young woman; their lithe bodies glistening with sweat as they jogged passed him on his park bench.
Today, riding high on cold medicine and half a Viagra pill grandpa had decided to move up from casual watcher to active peeper. The local park had a YMCA, where the lovely young woman changed. Creeping up slowly as a mouse, he climbed up a convenient nearby stump. He had just barely pressed his nose up against the fogging glass, taking in the sight of willowy young legs when he realized the flat plane of the abdomen trailed up to even flatter pectoral muscles. He was peeping in the men’s changing room. Horrified, he tried get away but tangled himself up in his robes instead; in his struggle for freedom he punched himself in the eye. A purple shiner was his take away prize.
Easing the chilled ice pack to his eye, grandpa muttered under his breath.
“Should read signs before I peek.”