InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Choosing A Husband ❯ The Switch Part One ( Chapter 17 )

AN: Now people during `The Switch' Inuyasha and Maven have switched places so their gonna act gay and I mean gay so if ya gots a problem with this switch don't read this update or the next one or two. For those of you who wanna get a good laugh considering their thoughts will still be on normal mode please proceed to read and remember to review ok, seeya at the end of the chappie.

~Back At The Killy's House~

Kagome and Sesshoumaru walked through the front door surprisingly enough they had made it to the house before Miroku and the others.

"Maven I got a surprise for you!" Kagome called out only to find Maven standing about 5 feet in front of her.

Maven was dressed in a pair of slightly baggy black boy jeans and a black shirt with a fire design lining the bottom with a dragon on the front and she was bare foot. She stood in Inuyasha's normal angry pose. In fact the only thing that made her look different than Inuyasha was her wavy lavender hair that reached her butt, matching lavender eyes and the tips of her doggy ears were flopped over.

"Inuyasha's gone to be very pissed once he finds out you stole his favorite shirt." Said Sesshoumaru after he finished staring at her

"Maven I know things were bad this morning but that doesn't mean you have to turn into a tomboy or anything." Said Kagome eyeing her in wonder.

"How do you steal your own clothes and I'm not that bitch." Replied Maven in a gruff voice. "Now where the hell have you been? I did not give you permission to take Kagome anywhere." Maven hissed angrily at Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru eyebrow rose in question.

"I do not need permission from you to take Kagome anywhere. She does not belong to you." Hissed Sesshoumaru back. Kagome just stared at Maven like she had lost her mind.

"Well she sure as hell doesn't belong to you bastard." Maven smirked.

The sounds of someone coming down the stairs did not bother anyone until they heard the voice of Inuyasha.

"Ms. Kagome you called for me?" Inuyasha was standing at the bottom of the stairs looking straight at Kagome. `You say anything wench and I swear as soon as this is over…' Thought Inuyasha to himself.

"Holy shit what the fuck happened to you?" Exclaimed Kagome in shock, Sesshoumaru just burst out laughing.

Inuyasha stood in a pair of faded girl blue jeans and a light purple shirt that read `goddess' across the front, the shirt stopped about an inch before it reached his pants so his belly button was showing. He wore no shoes or socks and stood in Maven's usual relaxed pose. Inuyasha and Maven both looked at each other at the same time.

"You stole my favorite shirt!" They both yelled at each other at the same time, after a second Inuyasha smiled.

"Oh Inuyasha darling how could I steal my own shirt?" Inuyasha walked up to Maven and wrapped his arms around her neck and leaned against her. `Oh this is so sickening, I am seriously gonna to have to take a long bath when this over.'

"Feh, get off me wench." Maven tried to push him off her. `Actually you can stay right where you are.' Maven sighed in her head. `I waited so long for you to put your arms around me willingly…but this isn't really willingly is it?'

"Um will someone please tell me what's going on here?" Asked Kagome staring at the scene in front of her. Sesshoumaru nodded in agreement to her question but he was still laughing slightly.

"Other than the fact that this bitch doesn't know what get off me means nothing expect the fact that my bastard of a brother has not told me where the fuck he took you with a permission." Maven growled out. Sesshoumaru immediately stopped laughing.

"Look here you bitch!" Sesshoumaru started to walk up to her but Kagome stepped in front of him.

"Sesshoumaru don't!" She yelled at him after she saw the slight tint of red in his eyes. Just then Miroku walked through the still open front door.

"Hey what's with all the screaming did ya'll start having fun without me?" Everyone turn to look at him and as he grin at them looking at them until his eyes froze on Inuyasha or what he that was Inuyasha. "Shit Inuyasha is that you?"

`Great I knew this was gonna be a bad day…how the fuck did I get into this again?' Thought Inuyasha.

`So this is the pervert…his cute.' Thought Maven

Rin and Shippo walked though the door holding hands and stared at Inuyasha for a second.

"Why does Uncle Yasha look like a Sasha Daddy?" Asked Rin looking up at Sesshoumaru.

"That what I wanna know." Said Kagome, Sesshoumaru and Miroku at the same time, Shippo just let go of Rin's hand and fell to the floor laughing. Inuyasha wanted to glare at the two children but didn't for the stake of the bet.

"Ms. Kagome you said you have something for me?" Kagome shook her head at Inuyasha.

"No I have something for Maven…Inuyasha when were you gone to tell me you were a cross dresser?" Kagome was still in shock at what she was seeing. Inuyasha; Mr. I'm a Tough Bad Ass Male was dressed in Maven's clothing no less.

"I am Maven."

"I am not a fucking cross dresser…he is." Said Maven pointing at Sesshoumaru.

"I think they both hit their heads or someone switched their personalities." Said Sesshoumaru not really addressing anyone. They were all still staring at Inuyasha in shock and wonder well all expect for Shippo would had passed out for lack of air cause he was laughing to much.

"Inuyasha darling make them stop staring at me." Whined Inuyasha. Maven glared at him.

"Why should I care if they stare at you or not? I don't care about you." It's pained Maven to say such a thing but she was determined to win this bet.

`Am I really that mean to her?' Thought Inuyasha.

(Yes you are.)

`You again, what are you doing here?'

(I live in your head remember? Anyway I think you will learn something from this bet Inuyasha.)

`And what is that?'

(You will figure it out…might take a while considering how stupid you are.)

`Hey!'

(Good-bye Inuyasha.)

`Damn you Bobby.'

"Yes you do darling you love me and once Kagome marries Sesshoumaru then you and I can get married and have pups…" Inuyasha smiled at Maven his arms still wrapped around her neck.

"Like hell I'd marry you let alone sleep with you." Maven once again half hearted tried to get Inuyasha off her.

"Enough! Why don't we all go into the dinning room and have some lunch then let Maven and Inuyasha explain what the hell is going on ok?" Everyone nodded to Kagome's solution and headed for the dinning room with Miroku carrying Shippo trying to wake him up.

AN: Alright people I'm tried and the damn song I just listened to got me upset so…I'll update as soon as I can. Hope ya like the new chappie though I think I need to make it better, later.