InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ College Life ❯ Who Are You??? ( Chapter 2 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Inuyasha or any of it's characters. I do not own anything else in this story that I may have inadvertantly quoted or used. The only things I own are this story plot, the character Kalen, and a frozen coke. Sad, but true.


Chapter 1 : Who Are You???

“Sango, are you expecting someone?” Kalen asked as she heard someone knocking on the door to their apartment.

“Yeah! Miroku and some of his friends are stopping by for pizza before we head out for the night. If it’s the pizza guy, money’s on the counter,” came Sango’s reply from one of the bedrooms in the back.

Looking out the peephole of the front door Kalen saw Kagome sticking out her tongue. Giggling at her friends antics, Kalen opened the door, one hand on her hip, saying, “You know, if you keep doing that your face will freeze like that.”
“Maybe, but Sesshy’d love me anyways!” Kagome triumphantly said, breezing past Kalen looking for Sango.

“She’s in her room Kags!” called Kalen. As she turned to shut the door, she noticed Miroku and two other guys silently waiting for the girls to stop bickering. “Oh hey, Miroku. Miroku’s friends,” she said in greeting. “Come on in. Pizza’s not here yet, Sango’s not ready yet, and I’m outta popsicles. So all in all it looks like you just walked into the seventh ring of hell, but please, make yourselves comfy,” said Kalen as she disappeared into one of the bedrooms, leaving 2 stupefied guys, and 1 very amused one in the living room.

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“Gentlemen, welcome to Sango and Kalen’s place. And, no, Kalen’s not always like that, but if she’s outta popsicles, then all bets are off.” Miroku said wanting to snap the other two out of their stupor.

Sess was the first to recover. “What, exactly, do popsicles have to do with anything?” he asked.

“Well, you see…” Miroku started, but was interrupted by the phone ringing shrilly. Sess covered his ears immediately, but Inu was still in a state of shock. He jumped and cursed when the phone rang, flattening his ears to his skull.

“MIROKU!!!” came three voices. Miroku simply sighed, shrugged, and answered the phone. “Hello?”

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“So, Kags, who’s Sesshy?” Kalen asked. Sango immediately spun around in the midst of applying lip liner. “Sesshy?” she asked. “How are you still alive Kags? He’d kill anyone who called him that to his face! Or is there something going on that I don’t know about?” Sango asked, lip liner still hovering about her mouth.

“Well,” Kags answered, “he asked me to the movies last weekend and well, now I guess we’re kinda sorta seeing each other, I guess.”

“You guess? You GUESS?!?!” Sango stared at her unbelievingly.

“Who’s Sesshy!?” asked Kalen again.

“The one with the silver hair,” Sango answered absently, but was stopped from interrogating Kagome the minute Kalen opened her mouth again.

“Which one?”

Sango gaped at her. “You mean there are two guys with silver hair out there?” At Kalen’s nod, Sango spun on Kagome, who was finding Sango’s jewelry collection highly interesting at that moment. “Kags……” Sango questioned. “Did both of them come?” Kagome just kept pilfering Sango’s jewelry. “Are they at least going to keep from killing each other? I really don’t need to deal with the police tonight,” Sango sighed defeatedly. Kags simply nodded looking sheepish, but fighting back laughter at her friends dismay.

At the sound of the phone they all screamed for Miroku.

“Who are ‘they’ and why would they want to kill each other?” Kalen asked, feeling lost.

“Sess and Inu. They’re…”

“Kalen! Kouga’s on the phone!” came Miroku’s voice.

“Shit!” Kalen muttered. “Shit shit shit shit shit,” she chanted as she stalked towards the living room and the boys.

“Aw hell.” muttered Sango and Kagome.

“Vestal Virgins convent. Sister Mary never-on-your-life speaking. How may I direct your call?” Kalen said as she stormed into the living room and snatched the phone away from a snickering Miroku.

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A/N: Please do not take offense to the convent comment. I am Catholic and I find it hilarious. Actually this is how I answer the phone to some people. So this is not meant to offend or alienate. It is meant to be funny. If you can't find it funny, then you are obviously not going to enjoy the rest of the story. Everyone else, please disregard my tirade.

Updates will be coming as soon as I can, if I get anyone who wants me to continue. So please review and let me know what you think. Good or bad, but please try and keep it helpful. Thanks a bunch!

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