InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Come Hither's Shticky Shorts - Vignettes & Other Nonsense ❯ I claim this... ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: Rumiko Takashi owns Inuyasha, therefore I do not.

 

 

 

I claim this…

 

Inuyasha was naked and flat on his back… again. Kagome was obviously feeling playful. A miniature, cocktail umbrella sized flag, emblazoned with a tiny well, and a suction cup for a base was planted on the tip of his upright erection, waving proudly in the breeze. A small fist-turned-bugle came up to seal around her lips, trilling a kazooish sounding, “doo doo doo dooooo.”

 

Once the conquering miko completed her battle trumpet, she surveyed her spoils. “I claim this cock for the queen of time travel. Charge!”

 

Funny; ten-thousand men could never take him down like one silly schoolgirl could.

 

 

See ya soon, chuds!

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