InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Come Hither's Shticky Shorts - Vignettes & Other Nonsense ❯ Chokyukai's Revenge ( Chapter 2 )

 

Chokyukai's back. This time he's got his sights set on porking a certain half-demon. Just a silly crank. I honestly have no idea what's wrong with me. This is the result of an e-mail kibitz and a consultation with my pimped out cable box.

I adore this episode. Inuyasha's facial expressions and Kagome's rambling about liking pork chops as much as the next girl, but not knowing any pigs just tickled my silly bone.

 

 

Chokyukai's Revenge

 

Ninety-eight years later..............

 

Kagome and Inuyasha were bored out of their gourds. They had decided to postpone starting a family for a while since they had plenty of time. There was also the consideration that Kagome's mom might like to see actual grandbabies, rather than fully grown grandchildren. So they pretty much planned an extremely long honeymoon with centuries of total irresponsibility. Having been forced participants in enough battles and heartache to last several lifetimes, all crammed into the space of a few brief years, they figured they'd earned it.

 

With nothing else better to do, they collected their belongings and embarked on a holiday. Eventually, they ended up putzing around China. In her school days, Kagome had learned just enough Mandarin Chinese to avoid totally offending someone or getting arrested. She could get by, as long as whoever was speaking didn't develop a sudden case of rapid, verbal diarrhea. Bad enough China had about eighty-bazillion different dialects, so when they stumbled upon villages or trading outposts where the language was unintelligible, they just hiked off in a different direction.

 

On this particular day, they were hopelessly lost. Kagome took a wild guess and suspected they were somewhere along the borders of the Jiangsu and Shandong provinces. It was humid, raining and Inuyasha was in a pissy mood. At this point, all he wanted was to go home, find a nice quiet spot to build a home on and screw his mate's brains out on a warm, dry futon. Well, it wouldn't be dry for long, he thought with a slight smirk.

 

He was caught completely off guard when a smoky, black whirlwind appeared out of nowhere, accompanied by a diabolical, if not snorty sounding laugh. Inuyasha quickly wrapped a protective arm around Kagome and shielded his face from flying debris with his other sleeve. Once the air cleared, an old nemesis that no one had taken seriously was revealed.

 

Fatter and far less jovial than they remembered, Chokyukai stood before them, looking absolutely insane. “Well, well, what do we have here? Long have I awaited the day that fate would see our paths cross again.”

 

Chokyukai's eyes roamed over Inuyasha lustily, totally ignoring the girl he once wanted to claim as his bride. Inuyasha's skin crawled and he nearly heaved his duck lunch, as the boar youkai mentally undressed him.

 

“Such power for a mere half-demon to have been able to vanquish a powerful full youkai such as myself; I shall have that power. You will be my new bride!”

 

“I don't like pork, you slop swilling swine!” Inuyasha screamed as he went for the Tetsusaiga. Somehow, Chokyukai was faster.

 

In an extremely bizarre twist of luck, the boar managed to get the drop on Inuyasha, forcing him to his knees. Chokyukai stood behind the hanyou, one meaty forearm pinning him in a headlock while the other hand reached down to fondle his danglies.

 

A hot snort of breath passed from the pig's snout into Inuyasha's ear, nearly singing the fuzz with its rankness. “You'll get used to it; it's an acquired taste,” he breathed out in a husky, oinky voice.

 

“Hey! Keep your hooves off my mate's junk. Nobody is porking my mate but me,” Kagome shouted, pulling out a Chinese sutra she had inherited from her long passed friend, Miroku. She slapped the paper on the sexually frustrated youkai, and watched as he stiffened in a different way. Now paralyzed, Chokyukai could only observe as Kagome reached forth with her energy to purify him, not without some sympathy.

 

As the boar vanished in millions of twinkly lights, her attention was drawn to her mate who was muttering and huddled into a little ball.

 

“I need a bath, I feel so dirty,” the obviously traumatized hanyou whimpered, while rocking back and forth. “Hold me, Kagome… so, so dirty…”

 

Kagome wrapped her arms around her twitching mate and held him until he could collect himself. They weren't anywhere near a river or other water source, so the bath was out of the question. She could only think of one thing that would help her mate overcome this blow to his ego. Right, one BJ coming right up.

 

“I'll help you, my love. Lay back for me,” she commanded, while tipping him softly onto his back. When she began untying his pants, she noticed that he looked miserable.

 

“Kagome, it'll never get hard again!” he wailed.

 

Pants down around his knees, Kagome stroked his frightened phallus. The poor thing was practically yelping in that high pitched, stepped-on-dog-tail key. “Shhh. There, there. Of course it will,” she soothed while taking off her top, so he could focus on something other than the afterimages of being hoofed.

 

Kagome trailed a finger up the small fleshy gap between lefty and righty, then followed up with her tongue tip. She sizzled a line of hot saliva straight up to the tip. Junior was a little slow on the uptake, but he was coming around. Hmm, this might require a little more drastic action.

 

“Inuyasha?”

 

“Huh?”

 

“Close your eyes.” He did. “Now, I want you to imagine the two of us back home, by the Goshinboku. I've got you pinned up against the tree, but in a good way… naked. It's hot out, we're glistening with sweat,” Kagome narrated between tongue swipes and strokes of her hands. “I can't keep my hands off you. Your erection is magnificent; huge and pulsing. Every male is jealous of it. Sesshomaru is watching us, green with envy because you put his to shame. Jaken is beside him, but abandons the lord of the west to serve the greater brother.”

 

Inuyasha couldn't help but laugh at that. “I don't want that little creep.”

 

Between laps, Kagome giggled with him. Her little pep-talk was working. “Alright, you can kill him. Anyway, now I'm looking at Sesshomaru's paltry erection and laughing.”

 

“Damn Kagome, this just keeps getting better and better. Go on.” He was finally approaching full-on erection.

 

“Okay, I take you into my hot, wet mouth and suck your turgid flesh. Your hips begin to thrust in time with my movements. You're so close, but you decide to show off your excessively masculine sexual prowess, just to piss your brother off. You pull me up and flip me, ripping off my clothes in the process.” By now, Inuyasha was at full attention and panting. Kagome took a moment to get a few good sucks in. He bucked and growled, lost in his little come-back fantasy.

 

Kagome paused to look up at him. Laying a kiss on his quivering belly, she spoke. “You finish the fantasy; I'll be a little busy.”

 

With that, she slipped him into her mouth again; taking him in as far as she could while handling the rest with her hand.

 

Inuyasha's voice was strained, along with the rest of him. Understandably, he was having trouble focusing with his mate destroying his sanity with her mouth. “I… uhhhhhoooh, puh… push you onto your hands and… ohhh fuck… knees. You scream m-my name, as I plunge into you, taking you like an animal. I look at Sesshomaru and laugh. Unnk, faster Kagome!”

 

Kagome quickened her pace. “Kagoooomeee… we go at it for hours. Sesshomaru is seething in jealousy. You come over and over and over again, `cause I'm good like that, heh. My brother runs away in tears as I finally let myself come in you. Gods, I'm gonna…”

 

And he did.

 

Kagome sat back while he recovered. She smiled at his beautifully ravaged form. “See, I told you. Nothing can keep a good hanyou down.”

 

Inuyasha pulled her down to him, cuddling her into his chest. “Let's go home, Kagome. I think I miss my brother.”

 

 

 

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Before I flake out, many thanks to the following people: Silvermisttaleweaver, Autumn the Reviewer, Sassa, Arii, Inu Hanyou Nikkie, SplendentGoddess, la623, ScifiAmy, Raeko, Ranuel, Fenikkusuken, Shaid, Wudelfin & Fyrloche for your nice reviews on Shinidama Choo Choo.

 

I thought I'd share a cute story with you about the indirect inspiration behind that piece of crapola. In a roundabout way, it was my grandfather who inspired Shinidama Choo Choo. No, no, NO! Not the orgy part. *shudders to even think it* My grandfather was stationed in Italy in 1943-'44, where he met my crazy little Roman grandmother.

 

Anyway, he was a Warrant Officer/Trainmaster. The rail yard he was responsible for was situated on this plateau overlooking the bay. Don't ask me how, this part of the story was never entirely clear, but his Italian crew managed to dump a train into the bay of Naples. All I can say is that in some major, catastrophic fuckup, his brakeman and fireman somehow screwed up the track switch, and SPLASH - switch engine becomes instant reef. To make a long story short, the crew hid when they saw my grandfather coming. When he caught up with them, they were very nervous due to his lack of explosive reaction. But when he started reaching into his back pocket for something… they panicked, thinking he was going for a gun. “Jack! Jack! No pistola, no pistola!” they pleaded. Much to their surprise, he pulled out a bottle of whiskey and they all got blitzed.

 

Take it from me kids, be careful of what you drink.

Much sloppy love,

Come Hither