InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Dajibou Desu ka? ❯ Aki Remi ken shourai za tame! ( Chapter 7 )

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Chapter 6: Aki Remi ken shourai za tame!

After everyone had settled into their rooms, they met in Kagome's dining hall instead of the Main Dining Hall. They didn't want to be a `burden.' Kagome was wearing a simple pastel yellow silk kimono. The robe had one golden butterfly embroidered onto the right side above the chest. On the back was her family crest. The obi was a dark golden yellow. She was wearing matching slippers.

Sango was wearing a pastel orange silk kimono that had golden suns everywhere. On the back was a sun embroidered to look like a sunset. She was wearing matching slippers. Shippou was wearing the same, except he had traded in his vest and shirt for a bright green haori with leaves decorating it. The bow tie was the same as well.

Miroku was wearing a purple silk robe that had swirls allover. On the back was a giant swirl that had a purple eye at the middle. Sesshoumaru was wearing a red silk robe that had embroidered flames at the bottom that the tallest flames reached mid thigh. It was sparkly and glittery so that on his face it actually looked like real flames reflecting off it.

Since there weren't enough chairs, Kagome volunteered to sit on the floor since all the chairs where in the main hall.

"Lucky" for her, Sango put her in Sesshoumaru's lap instead of Miroku's lap. This is just like when we played truth or dare all those years ago. Kagome thought. Kagome gladly took the deal while Sango smirked the whole time.

At first, Kagome and Sesshoumaru tried to sit side by side, but it didn't work, which meant Kagome really had to sit in his lap. Sango and Souta laughed at the picture they made; Kagome in Sesshoumaru's lap with his hands lying on her thighs. Kagome had come in with two tails today, so she had one tail on Sesshoumaru's right thigh and the other tail on his left thigh. Don't forget Shippou, sitting on his mother's lap with her holding him to her bosom.

Souta, loving the moment, got a painter to paint a quick picture. In the picture, Kagome was blushing, Shippou was laughing, and Sesshoumaru was smirking. All in all, the picture was beautiful and the painter got paid extra. Kagome promptly teleported the picture into the other castle's family room (Mayonaka kyuuden) so her mom could see it. Before her separate "presence" left the room, Kagome noted that her mom was headed towards the room and briefly thought about leaving her presence there to see her mom's reaction.

Kagome decided to ignore that thought and finished the meal laid out in front of her. She saw Miroku grinning at Sesshoumaru lecherously and huffed loudly about it. Miroku's expression said, `Sesshoumaru, you're a GOD! I wonder how good she is in bed?'

Kagome's expression said, `Give him anymore ideas and I'll *castrate you!' When Miroku saw her expression he gulped loudly and asked her for forgiveness in wolf tongue, then looked away; obviously he knew what would happen if Kagome took her anger out on him.

Kagome only smirked triumphantly and accidentally ground her hips into Sesshoumaru. This caused him to grab her waist and startle her. She jumped clear out of his lap and next to the door, clutching Shippou tightly. Coincidentally, the door opened and basically knocked Kagome and Shippou out. They had been only partially knocked unconscious because Kagome had been teleporting them into her room and onto the bed; so at least she didn't have to be embarrassed in front of everyone because Remi had seen her. Souta and Miroku burst out laughing because the caught a glimpse of the accident.

On the other side of the door were Lord Shinto and Remi. Shinto smirked and said, "Konnichiwa minna-san! Where is your okami? She didn't retire early and leave you alone did she?" He sounded way too smug in everyone's ears. He obviously wanted to hurt Kagome.

"Iie, she went to freshen up. She should be back in a few minutes. May we help you?" At Sesshoumaru's explanation, Shinto severely deflated.

"Iie, just wondering." There was silence for a few moments, then the faint sound of footsteps of two people. They were both light, but one was lighter and could only be a child's.

Kagome appeared, sedate and calm as always. "Konbanwa Chichi-ue. Do you need something, or were you just lonely?" Souta smirked at her obvious "forgetfulness" about Remi.

Remi snarled and was powering up some miko energy, when Kagome said, "Sorry Remi-chan," she spat, "Couldn't sense your energy for a while." (Kagome just made a comment on how weak Remi was that she couldn't sense her.)

Remi's eyes glowed blue and she had shot a column of power at Kagome, who had just tossed Shippou into Sesshoumaru's waiting arms. (He has two arms in my story.) Remi shot another column at Souta. Everyone was blinded by the brightness.

When everyone could see again, they looked around to find Souta and Kagome gone! Everyone except Lord Shinto glared at Remi as she started to cackle. When she finally noticed that attention was on her, she looked at Sesshoumaru and shook her hips suggestively, which ended up looking like she had to pee.

"I sent her and her brother to the future and they'll never come back! You also won't be able to find them because I disguised Kagome as a human miko and Souta as a human boy! They'll never know they were heirs to the Central Throne!"

Right then and there, Remi was killed by blood thirsty demons. Everyone, including Shinto and Shippou, had shredded her body as Shinto realized how much of a fucking whore Remi was. It was only after everyone stopped their attack did they realize it was a decoy.

An earth-shattering shriek erupted near the garden as everyone ran to the window. Everyone, even Lord Shinto, cracked up at the scene unraveling below.

Remi had been running and had blindly tripped over a turtle. Everyone winced slightly at how loud the sound of her spinal cord snapping echoed through their ears as her head twisted into an unnatural angle as she landed face first into…UNICORN MANURE!

Obviously, Kagome's pet rainbow unicorn, Niji, had taken a load off.

Even though everyone was laughing, including Sesshou, their hearts ached inside for Kagome's warmth and presence. But there was still hope that Kagome would return to them and reclaim their hearts!

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*Niji- rainbow

Okami-hostess

Konbanwa-good afternoon

*-You know the drill! Ask first, get a reply, and then you can use something of mine! If you can't do that, at least credit it to me!

SW: Ha ha! It's short and you'll have to wait till July to see what happens to Kagome and Souta! Take that non-reviewers!