InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ DD's Home Videos! : The First Sleepover ❯ The Fun is Just Beginning ( Chapter 2 )

DD: *Snoozing on a giant sitting pillow, a bag of popcorn propped up next to her*

Yuki: *somehow lying on top of the hanging light fixture, fast asleep*

Reader: *gets annoyed and throws a shoe at Yuki* Get on with it!!!

Yuki: ACK!! *falls from light fixture, lands on DD, and knocks over DD's popcorn*

DD: I hope you know that knocking me out of bed just gives me a bad mood!!!

Miroku: DUCK N' COVER!!! *dives behind couch*

DD: Mwahahahaha………………… *starts tape*

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Sango: Oh dear god.

Kagome: What have I done!

Inuyasha: No good.

Kagome: SIT!!!

Inuyasha: * teaches the floor a few colourful words*

DD: Indeed. *Produces a green glass bottle full of little paper notes* I have here the amount of activities I thought up while planning this sleepover.

Yuki: Uh, DD, we kinda did that thing where we got an idea and used it immediately without any planning.

DD: So?

Yuki: -_- *sighs* whatever.

DD: Anyway, if there are no objections…… ¬_¬ *gives look that says `don't object or else'*

Everyone: *Cowers*

DD: ^ - ^ Good! Anywhossawhatsit, I shake out an idea, then we use it. And look what I shook out! *waves ticket that says `Truth or Dare'*

Everyone: *grumbles about DD's abuse of her psychokinesis*

DD: All right people! In a circle before I have to break out my new Disintegration Laser 2000!

Everyone: O_O

DD: Just kiddin'!

Everyone: *gets into circle*

Yuki: Okay! Who wants to go first?

*Nobody volunteers*

Yuki: *jabs thumb in DD's direction* If nobody offers, SHE goes first.

Everyone: *volunteers*

Yuki: Hm, okay, Kouga!

Kouga: Inuyasha! Truth or dare?

Inuyasha: Dare.

Kouga: *Glares at Inuyasha* I dare you to…….

Everyone: *waiting expectantly*

Kouga: …… I got nothing.

Everyone: *falls anime style*

Kouga: Wait! I dare you to dye your hair orange!

Inuyasha: Sure! *dies hair orange*

Kouga:…………………… I can't believe you actually did it.

Inuyasha: DD already gave me a bottle of her new artificial color removing shampoo! *waves in front of Kouga's face* My turn! And I pick………Sango.

Sango: Ha! I can take anything you give me! DARE!!

Inuyasha: I dare you to spend fifteen minutes in a cramped closet with Miroku.

Miroku: *perverted grin*

Inuyasha: *Continues* Without physically harming him in any way what so ever.

Sango: 0_0 What!?

Inuyasha: You heard me!

Sango: *grumbles and enters closet with Miroku* Grrr………… *shuts door*

DD: *turns on TV and micro instant-transmission videocamera*

*fifteen minutes later*

Everyone except Sango and Miroku who are still in the closet: *laughing their asses off*

Sango&Miroku: *come out of closet*

Everyone: *still laughing*

Sango: *blushing* May I beat him up NOW!?

Inuyasha: Sure.

Sango: *almost beats the crap out of Miroku, but is stopped by DD, who doesn't want to disinfect the floor*

DD: I already have to disinfect so much.

Sango: Alright! *points at DD* you started this, and now, it's gonna come right back atcha!

DD: *shrugs* whatever.

Sango: Truth or Dare!

DD: Dare.

Sango: I dare you to *dramatic pause* eat Naraku's cooking!

DD: Sure, whatever! *does so*

Yuki: Observe her stomach of steel.

Sango: Maybe a fluke?

Naraku: I made her my spaghetti and curdled creamed applesauce with peanut-brittle and pineapple, topped with mustard, marshmallows, and extra spicy salsa, in burnt soy sauce and 100th power chili powder.

Everyone: *gags*

Inuyasha: Say, when did you show up?

Naraku: Strange. I don't remember.

DD: Well your monkey hide reeks, so get out of my house! *boots Naraku out*

Everyone: *applauding*

DD: *bows* thank you, thank you! And now! *rubs hands together* who shall I pick on……. I know! -

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DD: *stops tape* well, that's all for tonight folks!

Yuki: You know, you ARE inexplicably cruel. ¬.¬

DD: Of course! ^ . ^