InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ DD's Home Videos! : The First Sleepover ❯ And Koga is alone... (loser) ( Chapter 3 )

DD: *trying to rig an elaborate trap*

 

Yuki: What are you doing?

 

DD: Can't you read? I'm rigging a trap! An elaborate one at that!

 

Yuki: I know, but why?

 

DD: I thought you asked what. Anywho, Jaken might try to get the video from us, and even though I could just put up a barrier, this is much more entertaining.

 

Yuki: I'll take a line from you when I say `indeed'.

 

DD: Indeed. *plays tape*

 

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DD: - Blaze!

 

Blaze: Dare. *doesn't worry about being embarrassed by his girlfriend, even though he knows he will be*

 

DD: I dare you to do something I would never expect you to do.

 

Blaze: You could read the Script of Fate and expect it.

 

DD: Without reading the Script of Fate.

 

Blaze: *shrugs* Okay! *strips down to boxers and does DD's patented Taco Dance to the beat of rock music*

 

Everyone: *staring in shock*

 

DD: *rolling on the floor, laughing like hell*

 

Blaze: *puts clothes back on* I would like to alert you to the fact that several fangirls are watching me through the window.

 

DD: *reduces fangirls to ashes using Disintegration Laser 2000*

 

Blaze: *kisses DD on the cheek* thanks DD.

 

DD: ^ _ ^ *all smilies*

 

Blaze: Koga, truth or dare.

 

Kouga: *rather nervous, seeing as Blaze's girlfriend IS the Destiny Dealer* um……dare?

 

Blaze: *takes a page out of Destiny's book to be eccentric and insane* So, you care to dare, eh? *trails off cackling insanely*

 

Everyone but DD: *stares*

 

DD: *claps and laughs* brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! *glomps Blaze*

 

Blaze: ^ _ ^ Okay. So I'm daring Koga. What is Koga's Achille's heel… Koga, I dare you to do a convincing ten-minute grovel on videotape to Inuyasha, then have it posted on DD's site, which people even from other realms can see.

 

Koga: 0_0 No….no……NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

DD: *thwacks his head and gets out camcorder* Just shut up and start grovelling!

 

Koga: *gulps* O…okay. *gets down on knees in front of Inuyasha and starts to grovel* Inuyasha. You are so much smarter, stronger, manlier than me, and Kagome likes you better, and -

 

Kagome: *during Koga's ranting* kinda duh.

 

Koga: - and you could kick my ass any day, and you're much better at tracking than me, and I don't deserve the scum off your shoes, and -

 

Yuki: *thinking* since when does Inuyasha wear shoes!?

 

Inuyasha: *while Koga is grovelling* Yes, yes I am better than you aren't I.

 

*9 minutes later*

 

DD: *looking at watch* Aaaaaaaaaaaand TIME! Ten minutes of grovelling! *turns off camcorder* Now…to the internet! *runs off*

 

Yuki: Okay, Koga, once again, it's your turn. And think before you say anything this time!

 

Koga: Hm… *thinking*

 

Everyone: *waiting*

 

Koga:…yes, yes…

 

Everyone: *tenses*

 

Koga: …no…

 

Everyone: *sweatdropping*

 

Koga: *opens his mouth as if to speak, then shuts it and shakes his head* No…

 

DD: *finished posting Koga's grovelling on the net* JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY! *Smacks his head*

 

Koga:…Miroku truth or dare.

 

Everyone: O_o

 

Yuki: *speaking in a dangerous tone, while a vein shows threateningly on her forehead* You took all that time…and came up with that?

 

Koga: Well… I…

 

Inuyasha: - have no brain?

 

DD: - was dropped on the head as an infant?

 

Ayame: - used so many hair products they seeped through my skull and rotted my brain?

 

Everyone: *stares at Ayame*

 

DD: Now that was good. Though I'm pretty sure his brain was rotted before that.

 

Kagome: Before? How can you rot something that doesn't exist?

 

Inuyasha: HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's so why I love that girl.

 

DD: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Yuki: Koga, you're getting majorly burned by every chick you've ever considered dating! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Koga: I know… ; _ ;

 

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DD: *stops tape* Another (hopefully) wonderful chapter! Now. *clasps hands* please PLEEEEEEEASE REVIEW! I don't want to seem like a naggy person, but I have self confidence issues related to a positive-encouragement lacking childhood that now hinders me in life!

 

Yuki: And she gets really bitchy when she's pissed. And I mean, not just your regular pissy, bad day + double PMS always-a-bitch but today extra pissy.