InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Demon Day Care ❯ I'm hungry, you hungry? Yeah I'm hungry. ( Chapter 6 )
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By: AngelsRebellion 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.23.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 3.5K | Visits: 1.2K | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.23.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 3.5K | Visits: 1.2K | Status: Work In Progress
Six: I’m hungry, you hungry? Yeah I’m hungry.
He saw her sway and rushed forward to slide his arms around her waist before she could crash to the floor. “Kagome!” Inuyasha held her limp body to his chest and exchanged worried glances with Miroku and Sesshomaru, who were by his side in an instant. He hooked one arm beneath her legs and the other behind her back. He carried her to the couch in her living room and placed her gently on it.
“What the hell just happened here?”
“Apparently, she fainted.”
“Yes Sesshomaru I can see that! I mean, why did she faint? She doesn’t look sick or anything.”
“She was fine when I got here, and I didn’t notice anything wrong with her.” Miroku added.
“Do you think maybe we should bring her to a doctor?” Inuyasha was looking at her, worry etched on his face. Sesshomaru shook his head.
“It might be best if we didn’t move her.”
“Maybe we should just let her be, she’ll probably come out of it in a few minutes anyway.” Inuyasha nodded.
“I think Miroku’s right, best to let her come out of it on her own.”
“Could you guys not talk about me like I’m not here? It’s kinda creepy.” Kagome opened her eyes to find all three men staring at her. They jumped when she spoke suddenly, and Inuyasha was by her side in an instant.
“Kagome! Are you alright?” She smiled warmly at the concern she heard in his voice. At least he cares a little. She nodded slowly, pushing herself up to a sitting position.
“Uh, yeah I’m…fine. W-what happened? How did I get on the couch? You fainted stupid. I fainted? Yeah, right after you figured out who Inuyasha Taisho really is. Oh…yeah. Stupid thing to do you know: fainting like that; he probably thinks you’re unstable or something. Oh God, I’m so lame. Yes, you are. Shut up. Inuyasha’s voice interrupted her thoughts.
“You fainted Kagome, don’t you remember? I caught you before you hit the ground, and carried you over here. Are you sure you’re okay? You look kind of…pale.”
“Really, I’m fine. Must have had a dizzy spell or something. Can I get off the couch now?” Inuyasha took her hands in his own and helped her off the couch. When she was on her feet Kagome went to pull her hands out of his, but he held fast. She looked up confused. “Inuyasha, I’m really okay.” Something flashed in his eyes before he let her hands drop. He stuffed his own in his jeans pockets and took a step back.
“Hey Sessh, I think we should tackle those boxes now. They’re not gonna move themselves you know.” Sesshomaru looked at his brother questioningly, but shrugged and turned to Kagome.
“It was nice meeting you Kagome, given the circumstances. I hope to see you again soon.” He turned to Miroku and the two shook hands. Inuyasha came forward to shake Miroku’s hand as well, and after another round of goodbye’s the two brothers left.
Kagome looked around her apartment dazed. She plopped back down on the couch and let out a loud groan. After a moment Miroku joined her.
“I am so confused Miroku.” Miroku patted her on the shoulder and gave her a sympathetic look.
“Well, it’s been a confusing day I’d say. So that was the infamous Inuyasha Taisho.”
“Yep, and his brother, Sesshomaru Taisho. Two of the richest, most powerful men in the country standing in my living room, and I fainted on them. And Inuyasha; what must he think of me?”
“Kagome, take my word for it: whatever Inuyasha is thinking about you, it involves only good things.” Kagome was about to object, but he held up his hand to stop her. “You didn’t see how worried he was when you fainted Kagome. Look I’m a man, I know these things. Inuyasha Taisho likes you, go with it.”
“That’s just it Miroku. He’s Inuyasha Taisho. He’s one of the most powerful men in the country, what would he want with someone like me?”
“Though I think you’re a complete idiot for even thinking you’re somehow beneath him, I have an interesting question of my own.” Kagome flipped him off for the ‘idiot’ remark, but was too curious to throw him out of her apartment just yet.
“And what’s that?”
“Why is the man working at a fucking day care? Don’t you find it odd that, ‘one of the most powerful men on the country,’ would spend his days cleaning up after child sized monsters, when he has a multi-billion dollar corporation to run?” Her eyes widened. Why hadn’t I though of that? Because you fainted as soon as you found out who he was. Stupid.
“I….I don’t….Humm, that is a good question…But it’s none of our business. Whatever reasons Inuyasha has for…whatever the hell it is he’s doing, they’re his reason, and we should respect his privacy.” She crossed her arms over her chest and let out a huff. Oh come on, you know you’re dying to know what he’s hiding. Am not. Denial, denial, denial. How many times do I have to tell you to shut up before you actually shut the fuck up?
“Come on Kagome, aren’t you even a little curious? I mean, you work with the guy, even live in the same building. Doesn’t that give you the right to know more about him?”
“No.” She said it so flatly that Miroku was taken aback.
“Alright, alright, I’ll drop it. I think I should go anyway, I’m starting to feel a little fruity sitting here, discussing your love life with you; this seems more a Sango job anyway.”
“Thanks Miroku, you’re a good friend.” He kissed her on the cheek, for once without ulterior motives, walked out of the apartment with a wave.
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“That’s the last of ’em. Thanks again Mr. Misho, for letting us use the space.” Inuyasha and Sesshomaru took turns shaking hands with the Super. They were standing in the musty smelling basement of the apartment building, and they had just finished stacking about 20 boxes of Inuyasha’s junk in one of the small storage rooms.
“It’s no problem at all, I assure you. And if there’s anything else you need, don’t hesitate to let me know.” The brothers smiled their thanks as the old made his way slowly up the basement stairs.
“This is never going to come out you know. My pants are ruined.” Inuyasha laughed at his brother, who was trying in vain to wipe the dirt from his black trouser pants.
“Yeah well, if you actually owned a pair of jeans, you wouldn’t be complaining right now.”
“Jeans? You expect Sesshomaru Taisho to where jeans? Who do you think you are to suggest such a thing?”
“I think I’m your brother, and current landlord, and I’m telling you, you need practical clothes. This is supposed to be a vacation remember? Albeit, a forced vacation, but a vacation nonetheless.”
Sesshomaru could see no point arguing with him. He’d only get more and more annoying anyway, until Sesshomaru finally gave in in the end. And I suppose he is right. My usual clothing is not at all practical for anything outside of the office. And I won’t be returning to the office for quite some time.
“Fine, you annoying little baka. I will call Jaken and tell him to run out and buy me some ’regular’ clothing and bring them instead. Happy?” Inuyasha smirked, rolling his eyes.
“Very.” Sesshomaru pulled out his cell phone and dialed his assistant’s number. On the second ring he heard the high pitched voice of the toad Jaken.
“Yes Lord Sesshomaru?”
“Jaken, there has been a change of plans. Forget about bringing my clothes from the house. I need you to do a little shopping for me instead.”
“Yes Lord Sesshomaru, whatever you need, I will get it for you.”
“Good. I need …” He mentally cringed at what he was about to say. “I need you to get me some jeans” loud gasp from Jaken, “and T-shirts. Yes Jaken I know those are ‘peasant’s’ clothing, just do it!” He snapped his cell phone shut and glared at his brother, who only smiled innocently.
“I just hope for you sake he doesn’t bring you anything from the GAP, or Old Navy. Then you’d really be an embarrassment.” Sesshomaru hastily pressed redial and informed him to stay clear of afore mentioned clothing stores.
“All of this nonsense has made me hungry, and since I know that you have no real food in your kitchen, Inuyasha, I suggest we go out for lunch.” Inuyasha shrugged, though his stomach was begging for food. The only think he’d had to eat all day was that one doughnut hole…and the sticky sugar glaze from Kagome’s fingers. He quickly pushed thoughts of Kagome to the back of his mind and followed his brother up the basement stairs.
“Fine by me, just so long as you know that you’re paying.”
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“You just had to pick the snobbiest café in the city didn’t you? They don’t even have cheeseburgers here Sessh.”
“It’s hardly snobby Inuyasha, otherwise they wouldn’t have let us in dressed like this.”
The men had decided that it would be best to wait for Jaken to bring Sesshomaru some fresh clothes before they went to lunch. The little toad could barely mask the look of disgust he’d given Inuyasha’s apartment. Inuyasha had decided to shower and change as well. Now, dressed in black jeans and a black leather jacket over a red T-shirt, Inuyasha sat opposite Sesshomaru, looking slightly uncomfortable in blue jeans a black T-shirt that, thanks to Jaken, fit snuggly to his lean, muscular chest and arms. Inuyasha had lent him a pair of Doc Martins to complete the look; his tasseled loafers had looked ridiculous with the jeans.
“Hey, I dress like this everyday! I think I’m slightly insulted here.” Inuyasha glared indignantly at Sesshomaru, who looked back passively.
“Poor baby, you’ll get over it.”
“Baka”
“Child”
“Tight ass”
“Baby-sitter”
“Fluffy”
“Mutt”
“Fairy”
& #8220;Ha-”
“Would you boys like to order now, or should I bring out the kiddy menu first?” Golden eyes assaulted the young waitress standing beside their table. Inuyasha’s hand flew to his mouth to stop the snort of laughter trying to break free. He gave the waitress a sheepish look and lowered his head, still fighting the laughter. Sesshomaru on the other hand, was glaring coldly at the woman.
“No, I don’t think we will require the kiddy menu, thank you.” The woman tapped her notebook with her pen impatiently, obviously unimpressed with his ‘holier than thou’ attitude. She gave him a weary look before pasting on a 50 watt smile.
“Then perhaps his majesty wouldn’t mind ordering now, seeing as how I have five other tables to get to.” Inuyasha let out a string of laughter, but quickly killed it when Sesshomaru sent him an icy glare. He made a face at his brother and turned to the woman.
“I’ll have a BLT and….a coke, thanks.” She smiled as she wrote down his order, and turned to Sesshomaru expectantly. Come on guy, I don’t care how cute you are, if you don’t order I’m gonna shove my foot up your ass. She crossed her arms, looking at him impatiently.
“Look, did you not hear the part about my having five other tables to get to? Either order or starve, which is it gonna be?” Sesshomaru was taken aback by this sudden out burst. He sent her a cold stare and set his mouth in a grim smile. Seeing his brother’s face Inuyasha lowered his head, feeling sorry for the waitress. When Sesshomaru spoke, it was as if he were speaking to an insolent child.
“I will not be spoken to in such a way by a mere waitress. I suggest you change your attitude, before I send for the manager, or whoever it is that you report to. Am I making myself quite clear?” Sesshomaru had expected her to apologize immediately, even try to make up for her behavior by being overly nice. But she did neither. She just smiled sweetly, and wrote something in her note book.
“I’m afraid the manager is out sick today, along with most of the staff, some kind of bug going around. But the owner is here, if you’d like to speak with her?” Something flashed in her eyes that Sesshomaru couldn’t read. What’s the little ningen playing at?
He tilted his head to the side, golden eyes studying the woman before him. She had a mop of long brown hair, and deep chocolate eyes that were currently looking at him with amusement. There was a light dusting of freckles across her nose, and she was wearing a mischievous smile on her lips. She wore a black apron over a white blouse, and her black skirt came up only an inch above her knees. Pity. Quiet you. What, I can’t appreciate a pretty girl? We don’t like this girl remember? She doesn’t know her place. We’ll see. What’s that supposed to mean? Exactly what it sounds like. He cleared his throat and waved dismissively at the woman.
“Come to think of it, I would like to speak with her. It’s a shame she can’t control her staff better.” She shrugged, turned on her heels, and disappeared behind a door at the back of the café.
Sesshomaru felt a stab of pain in his shin and looked up sharply. Inuyasha was glaring at him, arms crossed over his chest.
“That was mighty fucking rude of you Sessh.”
“Rude of me? Did you not hear the way she was speaking to me? And you call me rude.”
“First of all, the way you were glaring at her, she had every right to speak to you the way she did. I’m surprised she didn’t empty a pitcher of water over your head! And second of all, take a look around. This place is packed and so far I’ve only seen one other waitress besides her. But you didn’t think about any of that did you? You just had to act like the superior being and cause a scene.” Inuyasha sent another swift kick under the table the connected with Sesshomaru’s other shin. “Grow up Sesshomaru.” Sesshomaru growled at his brother.
“Inuyasha if y-” He broke of when he felt a light tap on his shoulder. He looked up to see the same waitress standing beside the table again. She’d taken off the black apron, and no longer held the pen and note book in her hands, but the same mischievous smile was there on her lips.
“Hello, I’m Rin Saito, owner of the Western Lands Café. I hear you have a problem with one of my waitresses?”
“You sneaky little ningen.” The words were so soft, they were almost a whisper. Sesshomaru tilted his head slightly, a strange look in his eyes as he regarded the woman.
“Sneaky am I? Well…I suppose that could be true. Now, as you can see, I’ve got a full house this afternoon, and am drastically understaffed. So, are you hungry or not?”
“You expect me to eat here after all of this?”
“Of course. Otherwise you wouldn’t still be sitting here.”
“In that case, I’ll have the grilled chicken and a glass of water.”
“That’s a very bland meal.”
“Are you criticizing my eating habits now?”
“Yes.” She flashed him a teasing smile and added, “Well, if you’ll excuse me I have to get back to work. It was nice chatting with you.” And then she was gone, disappearing behind the back door once more.
Sesshomaru looked at his brother confused. Inuyasha was looking back equally confused.
“What just happened here Inuyasha?”
“I…really don’t know Sesshomaru.”
“Will we ever understand the creature called ‘woman’?”
“I…really don’t know.”
“Speaking of women…”
“I don’t want to talk about Kagome Sessh.”
“But I do, and since I’m paying for lunch I get to decide what we talk about. Now spill.”
“Fine, if you’re so damned interested in my love life!”
“I am.”
“You’re weird you know that?”
“And you’re trying to change the subject, you know that?”
“Keh, fine. I like her. A lot. And sometimes, I get the feeling that she’s into me…but then other times…It’s like…she’s holding back for some reason.”
“Maybe she’s a lesbian.”
“That’s not funny Sesshomaru.”
“To me it is. Anyway, the only way you’re going to get this girl to come around is to ask her out right and proper. You know, dinner, dancing, that kind of thing.”
“And what if she turns me down?”
“Then you know she’s not interested, and will be able to move on with your life.”
“I hate it when you’re right.”
“Yes I’ve noticed that.”
“You’re such a snob Sessh.”
“It comes with the territory little brother. You used to be quite the snob yourself, remember.”
“I was never as bad as you though.”
“Quite right.”
“Here comes trouble, and she’s got food.” Inuyasha jerked his head towards the woman walking towards their table. Sesshomaru fixed on a polite smile and sat back in his chair.
“Oh joy.”
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A/N: My God this chapter sucks. I deserve any flames I get for it. But on a happier note, I’ve come to the decision that instead of having one long drawn out story, I’m gonna break it down into 3 stories. This way Yasha and Kagome can get most of my attention in this story, and Rin/Sesshy and Miroku/Sango can get most of my attention in their own stories. Sorta like a romance trilogy thing. Let me know what ya’ll think, and I promise to try and not make the next chapter as crappy as this one.
One more thing, I’m thinking of only 10 chapters for this story. You know, short and sweet. And the same would go for Rin/Sessh and Miroku/Sango. I might not end up doin that, I dunno. I guess it depends on what happens in the next chapter. (I really have no idea until I start writing what’s gonna happen. That’s probably why it takes me so long to write the damn things) And wow this is a really long A/N so I’m just gonna shut up now! ^.~ l8ers
He saw her sway and rushed forward to slide his arms around her waist before she could crash to the floor. “Kagome!” Inuyasha held her limp body to his chest and exchanged worried glances with Miroku and Sesshomaru, who were by his side in an instant. He hooked one arm beneath her legs and the other behind her back. He carried her to the couch in her living room and placed her gently on it.
“What the hell just happened here?”
“Apparently, she fainted.”
“Yes Sesshomaru I can see that! I mean, why did she faint? She doesn’t look sick or anything.”
“She was fine when I got here, and I didn’t notice anything wrong with her.” Miroku added.
“Do you think maybe we should bring her to a doctor?” Inuyasha was looking at her, worry etched on his face. Sesshomaru shook his head.
“It might be best if we didn’t move her.”
“Maybe we should just let her be, she’ll probably come out of it in a few minutes anyway.” Inuyasha nodded.
“I think Miroku’s right, best to let her come out of it on her own.”
“Could you guys not talk about me like I’m not here? It’s kinda creepy.” Kagome opened her eyes to find all three men staring at her. They jumped when she spoke suddenly, and Inuyasha was by her side in an instant.
“Kagome! Are you alright?” She smiled warmly at the concern she heard in his voice. At least he cares a little. She nodded slowly, pushing herself up to a sitting position.
“Uh, yeah I’m…fine. W-what happened? How did I get on the couch? You fainted stupid. I fainted? Yeah, right after you figured out who Inuyasha Taisho really is. Oh…yeah. Stupid thing to do you know: fainting like that; he probably thinks you’re unstable or something. Oh God, I’m so lame. Yes, you are. Shut up. Inuyasha’s voice interrupted her thoughts.
“You fainted Kagome, don’t you remember? I caught you before you hit the ground, and carried you over here. Are you sure you’re okay? You look kind of…pale.”
“Really, I’m fine. Must have had a dizzy spell or something. Can I get off the couch now?” Inuyasha took her hands in his own and helped her off the couch. When she was on her feet Kagome went to pull her hands out of his, but he held fast. She looked up confused. “Inuyasha, I’m really okay.” Something flashed in his eyes before he let her hands drop. He stuffed his own in his jeans pockets and took a step back.
“Hey Sessh, I think we should tackle those boxes now. They’re not gonna move themselves you know.” Sesshomaru looked at his brother questioningly, but shrugged and turned to Kagome.
“It was nice meeting you Kagome, given the circumstances. I hope to see you again soon.” He turned to Miroku and the two shook hands. Inuyasha came forward to shake Miroku’s hand as well, and after another round of goodbye’s the two brothers left.
Kagome looked around her apartment dazed. She plopped back down on the couch and let out a loud groan. After a moment Miroku joined her.
“I am so confused Miroku.” Miroku patted her on the shoulder and gave her a sympathetic look.
“Well, it’s been a confusing day I’d say. So that was the infamous Inuyasha Taisho.”
“Yep, and his brother, Sesshomaru Taisho. Two of the richest, most powerful men in the country standing in my living room, and I fainted on them. And Inuyasha; what must he think of me?”
“Kagome, take my word for it: whatever Inuyasha is thinking about you, it involves only good things.” Kagome was about to object, but he held up his hand to stop her. “You didn’t see how worried he was when you fainted Kagome. Look I’m a man, I know these things. Inuyasha Taisho likes you, go with it.”
“That’s just it Miroku. He’s Inuyasha Taisho. He’s one of the most powerful men in the country, what would he want with someone like me?”
“Though I think you’re a complete idiot for even thinking you’re somehow beneath him, I have an interesting question of my own.” Kagome flipped him off for the ‘idiot’ remark, but was too curious to throw him out of her apartment just yet.
“And what’s that?”
“Why is the man working at a fucking day care? Don’t you find it odd that, ‘one of the most powerful men on the country,’ would spend his days cleaning up after child sized monsters, when he has a multi-billion dollar corporation to run?” Her eyes widened. Why hadn’t I though of that? Because you fainted as soon as you found out who he was. Stupid.
“I….I don’t….Humm, that is a good question…But it’s none of our business. Whatever reasons Inuyasha has for…whatever the hell it is he’s doing, they’re his reason, and we should respect his privacy.” She crossed her arms over her chest and let out a huff. Oh come on, you know you’re dying to know what he’s hiding. Am not. Denial, denial, denial. How many times do I have to tell you to shut up before you actually shut the fuck up?
“Come on Kagome, aren’t you even a little curious? I mean, you work with the guy, even live in the same building. Doesn’t that give you the right to know more about him?”
“No.” She said it so flatly that Miroku was taken aback.
“Alright, alright, I’ll drop it. I think I should go anyway, I’m starting to feel a little fruity sitting here, discussing your love life with you; this seems more a Sango job anyway.”
“Thanks Miroku, you’re a good friend.” He kissed her on the cheek, for once without ulterior motives, walked out of the apartment with a wave.
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“That’s the last of ’em. Thanks again Mr. Misho, for letting us use the space.” Inuyasha and Sesshomaru took turns shaking hands with the Super. They were standing in the musty smelling basement of the apartment building, and they had just finished stacking about 20 boxes of Inuyasha’s junk in one of the small storage rooms.
“It’s no problem at all, I assure you. And if there’s anything else you need, don’t hesitate to let me know.” The brothers smiled their thanks as the old made his way slowly up the basement stairs.
“This is never going to come out you know. My pants are ruined.” Inuyasha laughed at his brother, who was trying in vain to wipe the dirt from his black trouser pants.
“Yeah well, if you actually owned a pair of jeans, you wouldn’t be complaining right now.”
“Jeans? You expect Sesshomaru Taisho to where jeans? Who do you think you are to suggest such a thing?”
“I think I’m your brother, and current landlord, and I’m telling you, you need practical clothes. This is supposed to be a vacation remember? Albeit, a forced vacation, but a vacation nonetheless.”
Sesshomaru could see no point arguing with him. He’d only get more and more annoying anyway, until Sesshomaru finally gave in in the end. And I suppose he is right. My usual clothing is not at all practical for anything outside of the office. And I won’t be returning to the office for quite some time.
“Fine, you annoying little baka. I will call Jaken and tell him to run out and buy me some ’regular’ clothing and bring them instead. Happy?” Inuyasha smirked, rolling his eyes.
“Very.” Sesshomaru pulled out his cell phone and dialed his assistant’s number. On the second ring he heard the high pitched voice of the toad Jaken.
“Yes Lord Sesshomaru?”
“Jaken, there has been a change of plans. Forget about bringing my clothes from the house. I need you to do a little shopping for me instead.”
“Yes Lord Sesshomaru, whatever you need, I will get it for you.”
“Good. I need …” He mentally cringed at what he was about to say. “I need you to get me some jeans” loud gasp from Jaken, “and T-shirts. Yes Jaken I know those are ‘peasant’s’ clothing, just do it!” He snapped his cell phone shut and glared at his brother, who only smiled innocently.
“I just hope for you sake he doesn’t bring you anything from the GAP, or Old Navy. Then you’d really be an embarrassment.” Sesshomaru hastily pressed redial and informed him to stay clear of afore mentioned clothing stores.
“All of this nonsense has made me hungry, and since I know that you have no real food in your kitchen, Inuyasha, I suggest we go out for lunch.” Inuyasha shrugged, though his stomach was begging for food. The only think he’d had to eat all day was that one doughnut hole…and the sticky sugar glaze from Kagome’s fingers. He quickly pushed thoughts of Kagome to the back of his mind and followed his brother up the basement stairs.
“Fine by me, just so long as you know that you’re paying.”
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“You just had to pick the snobbiest café in the city didn’t you? They don’t even have cheeseburgers here Sessh.”
“It’s hardly snobby Inuyasha, otherwise they wouldn’t have let us in dressed like this.”
The men had decided that it would be best to wait for Jaken to bring Sesshomaru some fresh clothes before they went to lunch. The little toad could barely mask the look of disgust he’d given Inuyasha’s apartment. Inuyasha had decided to shower and change as well. Now, dressed in black jeans and a black leather jacket over a red T-shirt, Inuyasha sat opposite Sesshomaru, looking slightly uncomfortable in blue jeans a black T-shirt that, thanks to Jaken, fit snuggly to his lean, muscular chest and arms. Inuyasha had lent him a pair of Doc Martins to complete the look; his tasseled loafers had looked ridiculous with the jeans.
“Hey, I dress like this everyday! I think I’m slightly insulted here.” Inuyasha glared indignantly at Sesshomaru, who looked back passively.
“Poor baby, you’ll get over it.”
“Baka”
“Child”
“Tight ass”
“Baby-sitter”
“Fluffy”
“Mutt”
“Fairy”
& #8220;Ha-”
“Would you boys like to order now, or should I bring out the kiddy menu first?” Golden eyes assaulted the young waitress standing beside their table. Inuyasha’s hand flew to his mouth to stop the snort of laughter trying to break free. He gave the waitress a sheepish look and lowered his head, still fighting the laughter. Sesshomaru on the other hand, was glaring coldly at the woman.
“No, I don’t think we will require the kiddy menu, thank you.” The woman tapped her notebook with her pen impatiently, obviously unimpressed with his ‘holier than thou’ attitude. She gave him a weary look before pasting on a 50 watt smile.
“Then perhaps his majesty wouldn’t mind ordering now, seeing as how I have five other tables to get to.” Inuyasha let out a string of laughter, but quickly killed it when Sesshomaru sent him an icy glare. He made a face at his brother and turned to the woman.
“I’ll have a BLT and….a coke, thanks.” She smiled as she wrote down his order, and turned to Sesshomaru expectantly. Come on guy, I don’t care how cute you are, if you don’t order I’m gonna shove my foot up your ass. She crossed her arms, looking at him impatiently.
“Look, did you not hear the part about my having five other tables to get to? Either order or starve, which is it gonna be?” Sesshomaru was taken aback by this sudden out burst. He sent her a cold stare and set his mouth in a grim smile. Seeing his brother’s face Inuyasha lowered his head, feeling sorry for the waitress. When Sesshomaru spoke, it was as if he were speaking to an insolent child.
“I will not be spoken to in such a way by a mere waitress. I suggest you change your attitude, before I send for the manager, or whoever it is that you report to. Am I making myself quite clear?” Sesshomaru had expected her to apologize immediately, even try to make up for her behavior by being overly nice. But she did neither. She just smiled sweetly, and wrote something in her note book.
“I’m afraid the manager is out sick today, along with most of the staff, some kind of bug going around. But the owner is here, if you’d like to speak with her?” Something flashed in her eyes that Sesshomaru couldn’t read. What’s the little ningen playing at?
He tilted his head to the side, golden eyes studying the woman before him. She had a mop of long brown hair, and deep chocolate eyes that were currently looking at him with amusement. There was a light dusting of freckles across her nose, and she was wearing a mischievous smile on her lips. She wore a black apron over a white blouse, and her black skirt came up only an inch above her knees. Pity. Quiet you. What, I can’t appreciate a pretty girl? We don’t like this girl remember? She doesn’t know her place. We’ll see. What’s that supposed to mean? Exactly what it sounds like. He cleared his throat and waved dismissively at the woman.
“Come to think of it, I would like to speak with her. It’s a shame she can’t control her staff better.” She shrugged, turned on her heels, and disappeared behind a door at the back of the café.
Sesshomaru felt a stab of pain in his shin and looked up sharply. Inuyasha was glaring at him, arms crossed over his chest.
“That was mighty fucking rude of you Sessh.”
“Rude of me? Did you not hear the way she was speaking to me? And you call me rude.”
“First of all, the way you were glaring at her, she had every right to speak to you the way she did. I’m surprised she didn’t empty a pitcher of water over your head! And second of all, take a look around. This place is packed and so far I’ve only seen one other waitress besides her. But you didn’t think about any of that did you? You just had to act like the superior being and cause a scene.” Inuyasha sent another swift kick under the table the connected with Sesshomaru’s other shin. “Grow up Sesshomaru.” Sesshomaru growled at his brother.
“Inuyasha if y-” He broke of when he felt a light tap on his shoulder. He looked up to see the same waitress standing beside the table again. She’d taken off the black apron, and no longer held the pen and note book in her hands, but the same mischievous smile was there on her lips.
“Hello, I’m Rin Saito, owner of the Western Lands Café. I hear you have a problem with one of my waitresses?”
“You sneaky little ningen.” The words were so soft, they were almost a whisper. Sesshomaru tilted his head slightly, a strange look in his eyes as he regarded the woman.
“Sneaky am I? Well…I suppose that could be true. Now, as you can see, I’ve got a full house this afternoon, and am drastically understaffed. So, are you hungry or not?”
“You expect me to eat here after all of this?”
“Of course. Otherwise you wouldn’t still be sitting here.”
“In that case, I’ll have the grilled chicken and a glass of water.”
“That’s a very bland meal.”
“Are you criticizing my eating habits now?”
“Yes.” She flashed him a teasing smile and added, “Well, if you’ll excuse me I have to get back to work. It was nice chatting with you.” And then she was gone, disappearing behind the back door once more.
Sesshomaru looked at his brother confused. Inuyasha was looking back equally confused.
“What just happened here Inuyasha?”
“I…really don’t know Sesshomaru.”
“Will we ever understand the creature called ‘woman’?”
“I…really don’t know.”
“Speaking of women…”
“I don’t want to talk about Kagome Sessh.”
“But I do, and since I’m paying for lunch I get to decide what we talk about. Now spill.”
“Fine, if you’re so damned interested in my love life!”
“I am.”
“You’re weird you know that?”
“And you’re trying to change the subject, you know that?”
“Keh, fine. I like her. A lot. And sometimes, I get the feeling that she’s into me…but then other times…It’s like…she’s holding back for some reason.”
“Maybe she’s a lesbian.”
“That’s not funny Sesshomaru.”
“To me it is. Anyway, the only way you’re going to get this girl to come around is to ask her out right and proper. You know, dinner, dancing, that kind of thing.”
“And what if she turns me down?”
“Then you know she’s not interested, and will be able to move on with your life.”
“I hate it when you’re right.”
“Yes I’ve noticed that.”
“You’re such a snob Sessh.”
“It comes with the territory little brother. You used to be quite the snob yourself, remember.”
“I was never as bad as you though.”
“Quite right.”
“Here comes trouble, and she’s got food.” Inuyasha jerked his head towards the woman walking towards their table. Sesshomaru fixed on a polite smile and sat back in his chair.
“Oh joy.”
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A/N: My God this chapter sucks. I deserve any flames I get for it. But on a happier note, I’ve come to the decision that instead of having one long drawn out story, I’m gonna break it down into 3 stories. This way Yasha and Kagome can get most of my attention in this story, and Rin/Sesshy and Miroku/Sango can get most of my attention in their own stories. Sorta like a romance trilogy thing. Let me know what ya’ll think, and I promise to try and not make the next chapter as crappy as this one.
One more thing, I’m thinking of only 10 chapters for this story. You know, short and sweet. And the same would go for Rin/Sessh and Miroku/Sango. I might not end up doin that, I dunno. I guess it depends on what happens in the next chapter. (I really have no idea until I start writing what’s gonna happen. That’s probably why it takes me so long to write the damn things) And wow this is a really long A/N so I’m just gonna shut up now! ^.~ l8ers