InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Destined Love ❯ Payback's A Bitch! Part 1 ( Chapter 21 )

Chapter 21 – Payback’s A Bitch! Part 1

Chapter notes: ~~~ is the change in the victims >=D

WARNING!: I am very mean to a lot of the guys in this chapter, but a note to the guys… you piss off a chick at “that time” and you see what YOU get lol. Mind you these are delayed payback, but as they say… revenge is a dish best served cold >=3

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Sesshomaru growled low as he watched the gossiping females across the fire, it wasn’t that they were whispering so low he couldn’t eaves drop on their conversation; not that he would stoop so low, it was the fact that every now and then they would turn to look in the general direction of the males and giggle. Unknown to the lord the other males were feeling the same irritation as they silently seethed wondering what was so damn funny.
“What the hell is so damn funny?” Inuyasha yelled making Kagome cheer and pump her fists into the air.
“What’s going on?” Miroku asked as he studied the small group of females.
“I win so pay up!” Kagome said to the others in the small group who groaned and each placed a small pouch of coins in Kagome’s outstretched hand.
“Well you see,” Sayori began, “to pass the time we made a little wager see, to see who would snap first and Kagome won.” She finished with a small pout on her lips.
“Hey! The bet was your idea, so don’t be a sore looser!” Kagome giggled, “I still can’t believe you thought Sesshomaru would be the one to snap. AS IF!” by this time Kagome was in down right hysterics.
“It’s not that funny,” Sayori mumbled; a light blush across her face.
“I’m sorry Sayori, but I find it hilarious… tell you what,” Kagome said coming in close to her ear as she whispered something in Sayori’s ear that made her grin like the cat that got the cream.
“Oh that’s good, we could use that; and I have some wonderful information of my own.” Sayori stated cackling like a mad woman, scaring the already fidgety males while the other females join in on the secret joke.
Suddenly Kagome stopped laughing and stood, “Well let’s get some sleep shall we?” She walked over to her bag and pulled out her sleeping bag and two others, one for Sango and one for Sayori.
“Good night boys.” The girls said in unison and let out small laughs at the utter terror on the boys faces as to what was to come the next day… if only they knew.

Their first ‘helper’(victim) was the unawares monk Miroku, who they had coincidently decided to ask to help pick flowers as a way of passing time on their break.
“Miroku look at this lake! Isn’t it wonderful?!” Sango asked as she ran to the waters edge.
“Yes it is lovely Sango, but not as wonderful as you.” He, as always was completely oblivious to what was about to happen.
“Let’s go swimming!” Sayori squealed with enthusiastic happiness.
“Great idea! Do you two still have that gift I gave you?” Kagome asked as she began to disrobe, well aware of the widening eyes of Miroku.
All three of the girls began to disrobe and Miroku thought he was in heaven; they were in the most indecent garments he had ever seen. In actuality Kagome had brought back bikinis from her time and that is what the group was currently wearing. Kagome was wearing a small black bikini; Sango’s was blue while Sayori’s was a dark red.
“Well,” Sango giggled quietly to her the others, “Things seem to be going according to plan.” Pointing to the now drooling and oblivious monk.
“This is where the fun begins; remember our aim here is to entertain ourselves at the cost of the guys. Now I know that sounds mean, but I’m thinking of this as payback for the whole trying to maul me thing and well…. Miroku is just to get him back for being perverted.” Kagome explained.
“You guys ready?” Sayori whispered with a smirk.
“Oh this will be good.” Sango giggled.
“Ok, on the count of three we put our plan into action got it?” at the nods Kagome continued, “Ok here we go, one… two… three!” they all turned and walked up to the unsuspecting monk.
“Hey Miroku, want to come swimming with us?” Kagome asked as she held up a pair of black board shorts with a smile, she had never known the monk could move so fast. A few minutes later Miroku emerged from the bushes and Sango couldn’t help but blush at the slight, under all those robes Miroku had a VERY well toned body; Kagome looked over at her friend who looked back and they both smile, yes this was going to be sweet revenge for all he had ever done.
“Come on Miroku,” the girls chanted while giggling as the dragged him into the water, which he was more than happy to comply with.
“Now ladies; there is no need to push.” Miroku stated, his usual air of sexual arrogance washed over the girls and they grinned as they closed in on his.
“But Miroku, how could we not try and get you into the water as fast as we could,” Kagome said slightly pouting as she ran her finger down his bare chest, “You just look so sexy all wet.” The pout turned into a sexy evil grin as she stared at the slightly blushing but broadly smiling monk.
“I agree with Kagome,” Sayori said as she came up from Miroku’s left side, “You do look quite good all wet.”
Miroku almost had a heart attack when warm hands snaked around from behind to sensually run up his chest as he heard from behind him, “You know girls, I believe we are all in agreement on this one.” Miroku let out a shudder of pure bliss as he recognized the voice whose breath was tantalizingly tickling his ear as she spoke.
“But you know what girls?” Sango asked as her hands began the slow journey downward, “I think he’s wearing too much clothing don’t you think?” as he hands reached their goal, the rim of the boardies he was currently wearing.
Miroku’s eyes went wide as he began to panic, “L… Ladies, can we talk about this?”
‘it’s all well and good to flirt once in a while and a little groping never hurt anyone… well except me, but I think these guys are serious!’ Miroku thought to himself, on the verge of having a panic attack.
Kagome pretended to think about it for a minute but then shook her head, “neh!” she said as she nodded to Sango who ducked under the water and about two seconds later Miroku had vanished under the surface and a grinning and triumphant Sango held the previously occupied boardies above her head like a flag as the girls rushed to get out of the water.
A few seconds after the girls had exited the water the now extremely embarrassed and frightened monk surfaced, “What was that for!?” the monk said through coughs.
Kagome shrugged, “I don’t know why don’t you come ask me again I can’t quite hear you.” She said pretending to clean out her ears when she had heard him perfectly well.
Much to their surprise Miroku began walking to the edge of the water with a determined look on his face and the girls blanched, “He wouldn’t!” Sayori whispered.
They all turned a brilliant shade of scarlet and the water level dropped to below his waist and they turned around, to embarrassed to do anything else, “He would!” Sango whined.
“What is wrong with you all? Why did you turn around so suddenly?” asked the genuinely curious monk.
“Um… M… Miroku.” Sango stuttered as she held up the shorts in her hand.
It took a full five minutes before it registered in Miroku’s mind what she was holding and he looked down and let loose a scream that would make female horror movie actors proud and dunked in the water once more.
“WHY DIDN’T SOMEONE TELL ME?” He yelled.
“WELL MOST PEOPLE WOULD NOTICE IF THEY HAD NO CLOTHES ON MORON!” Sango yelled back.

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As they travelled further along in their journey Miroku stayed as far away from the girls as possible, afraid to suffer their wrath once more.
“Who’s going to next?” Sayori asked giggling like a school girl.
“Well I’m thinking we could put into action the little plan you had in store for your brother dearest Sayori.” Kagome said smirking wickedly.
“What a wonderful idea!” Sayori whispered.
“We’re stopping for a break!” Kagome announced as she stopped and dropped her bag onto the ground, “You don’t like it, tough.” Kagome walked off into the woods as was planned and Sayori followed leaving Sango to carry out her bit of the plan, each of the laughing like mad in their heads.

“Now remember Sango won’t tell Kouga that I ‘need’ him for a few minutes so we can prepare a little.” Kagome said as she laughed, walking to her ‘sister’.
“Oh this is going to be priceless!” Sayori said through a fit of giggles, they spent the next few minutes ‘making preparations’ when they heard Kouga coming.
“Quick!” Kagome whispered and Sayori took them both tumbling to the ground, a few seconds later Kouga walked in on their little scene and freaked out.
“Sayori what the hell are you doing to my woman!” He yelled as he moved to remove his sister from her current position; on top of ‘his’ woman.
“I can do what I like Kouga!” she barked at him, “after all,” she giggled, “She IS my future mate.” She stated as she nuzzled Kagome neck which caused Kagome to burst into a fit of giggles.
“Oh Sayori you know that tickles.” Kagome said as she pushed them into a sitting position.”What… how… when… why… who… HUH!?” Kouga stumbled over his words as he tried to grasp the situation.
“What’s wrong Kouga?” Kagome asked, “I mean, you’re going to be my brother soon so we should try to get along more.” She said with a cheerful smile.
Kouga couldn’t take it anymore, seeing the love of his life in the arms of his SISTER; then her say that they were going to be sibling was too much. He did what any self respecting person would have done; he fainted.
Sayori burst out laughing, “That was better than expected!”
“I can’t wait to see what he does when he wakes up!” Kagome laughed.
A wicked smile found its way across Kagome’s lips as she spoke her next words, “two down… three to go.”

END OF CHAPTER

OK this is part 1 of 2 of Kagome tormenting the guys as payback for them trying to maul her when they found out that she was in heat. In the next chapter Sesshy, Maoru, Inu and even Jaken get tortured! WOOT!

Anyways I hope you like this little filler thingie… it’s kinna like a side story showing how the bonds of the group develop and why what happens in later chapters happens.

Anyways… I hope you all like it, if you have any idea how those guys can be tortured feel free to give me some ideas lol I might even pick a few to use =P

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