InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Destined Love ❯ Payback's A Bitch! Part 2 ( Chapter 22 )

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Chapter 22 - Payback's A Bitch! Part 2


The day was trickling along as slow as a snail and Kagome had once again become bored, she sighed as she kicked the pebbles at her feet as they continued their trek in the direction rumors said Naraku was hiding. Looking over the group Kagome smiled as she realized that over half of the men in the group still had to be taught a lesson; she felt like she was being watched and turned her head to see Kouga staring at her as he walked, when their eyes made contact for the third time that day and he burst into tears.
"DAMNIT! I can't take this shit anymore! Would ya shut up ya damn wolf, don't be such a baby why the hell are you cryin for anyway!?" Inuyasha snapped.
"BECAUSE KAGOME WANT'S TO MATE MY SISTER!" he wailed, and the entire party came to a dead halt as all eyes; well the male ones anyway were on Kagome.
Kagome blinked and looked at the girls who were trying to fight the smiles that they all knew were coming; but miserably failed as all three women burst into laughter.
"What's so damn funny!?" Inuyasha growled.
Kagome wiped the tears from her eyes, "No comment." she giggled and kept walking, leaving some very confused males behind.
"Wait! You can't do that lady Kagome, do you intend to mate lady Sayori or not?" Miroku asked.
"Fine! You want an answer here it is," Kagome said stopping and turning to the group, "we don't have any intention of mating; it was a joke." She watched in fascination as Kouga turned a bright shade of red at his ability to be easily tricked and two seconds later was whiter than Sesshomaru when he realized how much of a baby he had been acting in front of everyone; especially Inuyasha.
“Ha! Fur for brains got tricked by a girl!” Inuyasha cackled rolling around on the ground in an extremely undignified manner, which gained him a growl of warning in reply; starting his laughing fit all over again.
“Well that was worth the effort” Sayori giggled into Kagome’s ear.
“I agree, that was priceless… who next?...Maoru?... Inuyasha?” Kagome asked, then was struck with an idea, “I know just who is next” she laughed.

“Jaken can you come here for a minute please?” came Sayori’s voice from the bushes.
“What do you wrenched wenches want now! I am very busy!” Jaken squawked as he waddled over to the bushes only to be dragged in while letting out a very girly squeal.
“Well,” Kagome stated, “You see we thought after all the ‘help’ you have given us on this tip and how much of a wonderful and loyal demon you are we thought we would help you out.” She said looking at the skeptical demon in front of her.
“What have you hell spawn done?” he asked becoming more and more fearful each passing moment.
“Nothing special really; we just found someone who is a perfect match for you!¢¾” Sayori giggled in amusement.
“And exactly who is the person you think is beautiful enough for me to even loo…” he was cut short as an extremely large female toad was shoved in his face, now if they thought the girly scream from before was something this put horror movie screamers to shame.
“Meet Toadet! She’s been absolutely infatuated with you for weeks and has secretly followed you everywhere!” Kagome said.
“Ribbit” everyone looked at the toad.
“Oh look! She wants a kiss from the love of her life!” Kagome squealed in girlish delight as she moved the toad closer and closer to the now restrained demon who was by now screaming bloody murder.
“What’s wrong Jaken, don’t you love her?” Sango asked, and Jakens’ eye rolled back into his skull as he fainted.

About an Hour Later

“Awww isn’t that cute?” Jaken heard as he groggily opened his eyes.
“Whazz all that racket?” came his slurred reply.
“But you and Toadet just look so cute together we couldn’t help but coo.” Kagome giggled.
Jakens’ eyes shot open and he looked to his side “Ribbit” His horror filled scream was heard.
“Now Jaken there are some things we need to tell you.” Kagome started.
“That’s right, Toadet wanted us to tell you some things.” Sayori added.
“She said that although your time together was wonderful and magical, she wants to see other people; and she say that if she is carrying your tadpoles that she will give you visitation rights.” Kagome said trying as hard as she could to keep a straight face.
“But I never did any..” Jaken was cut off.
“She loves you very much but it’s just to hard.” Sango commented.
“But I was trying to sa..” He was cut off once again.
“You will always have a special place in her heart.” Sayori said.
“WOULD YOU JUST LI….” For the third time the poor little demon was interrupted.
“But she would like one last kiss goodbye.” Kagome said grabbing the toad and moving it towards the now white Jaken.
“…. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” Jaken jumped up faster then any of them thought possible and ran from the camp like hell was on his heels.
“Was it really necessary to torment my servant?” came a cool voice from behind.
“Would you rather it be you?” Kagome replied as she turned and placed her hand on her hip waiting for a response.
After what seemed like an eternity he replied, “Indeed.” And turned and left the camp.

Kagome sat along the river thinking about the days earlier events and giggled to herself.”Something you find amusing Kagome?” Came a smooth voice from behind.
“Yes actually,” She smiled, “I was just thinking about how Jaken and his little ‘family’ are doing. “ she laughed.
“Ah.. I see.” Came Maoru’s reply, mirth evident in his voice.
“So… what is it that you wanted Maoru?” Kagome asked not really paying attention.
“I just wanted to sit and talk Kagome.” Came his reply.
‘sit and talk?’ she thought to herself, ‘ yeah right, he probably wants to do *beep* and *beep* wait! Aren’t I meant to be mad at him?’ she continued with this train of thought oblivious to the fact he was talking, ‘wait! This might be a good opportunity to get him back! Come on Kagome think!’ she thought and thought trying to figure out what to do, when suddenly the Kagome in her mind had an evil smirk make it’s way across her face. ‘I know just the thing.’
“Kagome are you listening to me?” Maoru’s voice snapped her back to reality.
“Oh yes I’m fine sorry I zoned out there a little bit.” She replied sheepishly.
“As long as you’re alright.” Came his concerned reply.
‘now to put my plan into action’ Kagome thought.
“As I was saying before, I’ve always been fascinated by..”
*Achoo!* Maoru blinked down at Kagome.
“Are you alright?” He asked as he bent down to examine her.
*Achoo!* Kagome sneezed again.
“Are you ill Kagome? Do you want to go back to camp?” Maoru asked.
“No I’m fine I’m just *Achoo!* oh my goodness… i don’t know what’s wrong.” Kagome sniffled.
“Mabye I should carry you back to camp Kagome,” he said as he bent down to pick her up.
*Achoo!* *Achoo!* *Achoo!* *Achoo!* Maoru backed off.
“Oh dear.” Kagome said. “I think I know what’s wrong here.” She sighed.
“What is it lady Kagome?” Maoru asked
“I think I’m allergic to you.” She said sniffling *Achoo!*
“Allergic?” he inquired.
“it mean you being near me is making me sneeze because my body doesn’t like something you body is giving off, wether it be fur, pollen or even pheromones.” She explained.
Maoru paled and back away quickly, “My appologies Kagome, I’ll go back to camp first.” He said as he rushed back to camp.
‘Ok maybe that was a little mean, but I’ll be telling them all the truth after. And this IS a lesson to teach them not to be barbarians!’ she told herself, with her resolve once again steeled, she headed back to camp.


Inuyasha was sitting up in a tree fidgeting, he had been watching the males in the group being tortured in the most frightening ways and he was not going to be caught! No way!
“Inuyasha come down here for a sec please.” Came Kagome’s voice.
“Nuh uh! No way I’m comin down!” he yelled back.
“SIT BOY!” she yelled, and he groaned as he became reacquainted with his friend the ground.
“Hey there pal, long time no see.” He mumbled sarcastically to himself as he waited for the spell to wear off.
“Well since you’re down here we need you for something.” Kagome smiled sweetly down at him.
Inuyasha groaned, “What is it woman.”
“Well we need one more person for something, it’s called a séance; it’s a foreign ritual of sorts where one can channel the dead and find out things from the past.” Kagome explained.
Sango, Sayori, Inuyasha and Kagome all gathered around the fire and Kagome explained what was going to happen.
“What’s going to happen is I want everyone to close their eyes and concentrate, I want you to concentrate on me and my past incarnations, all of them have blank faces but they are all reachable; now I want everyone to concentrate on my incarnation before Kikyo.” Kagome explained.
‘Where is she going with this?’ was the thought shared by Sayori and Kagome.
“Now I want you to invision her rising up from a pool of water, slowly rising to the surface.” Kagome said.
After about five minutes of silence everyone heard a gasp from Kagome and they all opened their eyes to look at her.
‘thank god for my good memory and miko powers or this would never work… well… here goes.’ Kagome took in a deep breath and opened her eyes, drawing startled gasps from the group, her eyes had changed.
Kagome’s eyes wandered over her friends before coming to land on Inuyasha and she widened her eyes and let out a small gasp of her own bringing her hand to her mouth.
Inuyasha stated blankly at Kagome, he knew those eyes, but that wasn’t possible… it couldn’t be… could it?
“Inuyasha” came a voice of a stranger from her smiling mouth to everyone but Inuyasha and his eyes widened in recognition.
“Mother…” he whispered.
“Yes Inuyasha.” Kagome replied.
“But why are you here? Why did you come instead of Kagome’s previous incarnation?” He asked.
“Because my son, I AM her previous incarnation.” Kagome said with the utmost seriousness.
“how is that possible?!” he wailed.
“I know not why it has happened nor why you have come to love my reincarnation but both Kagome AND Kikyo were both my reincarnations, they were brought into your life to watch over you and keep you safe.” Kagome said.
“But… how can I ever… I mean… they were my mother… why did it… how is it…” he sat there completely shell shocked, both the females in his life he loved were his mother!
“Now dear, don’t be like that; there is someone out there for you.. just for you who will love you with all their being.” Kagome said shooting a glance at her new friend Sayori who blushed and looked at a very interesting patch of dirt by her feet.
“AW MAN! NOW I CAN’T *BEEP*” The groups eyes widened and Kagome turned a brilliant shade of red while the others laughed.
“Inuyasha!” Kagome chide.
Inuyasha came back to reality only to look at Kagome and burst into tears, Kagome sighed and felt it was enough; so finished her little séance by ‘fainting’.
“What happened?” Kagome asked groggily as she sat up, “And why is Inuyasha crying?” she asked as she stood and walked over to the distraught Hanyou.
“Inuyasha what is it?” Kagome asked coming in close to inspect him.
Inuyasha stared at her, “It’s not true…” he whispered.
“What’s not true?” Kagome asked cocking her head to the side.
“IT’S NOT TRUE!” he yelled as he ran into the Forrest.
“Well that went well,” Kagome smirked.
“What did you do?” Sayori asked and Kagome explained her plan and why she didn’t have time to tell them before hand and the camp was filled with howls of laughter.


After Dinner

Sesshomaru growled deep in his throat the blasted woman had been annoying him since late afternoon, “ I am going to bathe, this Sesshomaru will be back shortly.”
‘YES! This is my chance!’ Kagome did a little victory dance in her head as she grabbed her bathing supplies and followed Sesshomaru masking her scent, everyone in camp was to worked up to notice her absence.
“Finally! some peace.” Sesshomaru said to himself as he lowered himself into the hot springs.
“Peace from what?” Came the bane of his current hatred from behind him making his eyes snap open.
“What are you doing here you vile woman!?” he growled out.
“I wanted to bathe, this is the only one nearby so you either have to put up with it or leave.” She said as she began removing her top.
“You would not dare bare yourself to me woman, you are too shrewd.” Sesshomaru huffed, though secretly hoping that she would take the bait.
Kagome chuckled, “oh I can tell you now, I may be a virgin but I am no shrewd.” Kagome said as she lifted her top over her head to reveal the most peculiar thing to Sesshomaru, and he watched with inward fascination as she stripped off her remaining clothing except for two small pieces of cloth, one joined piece covering her mounds and the other a small piece of cloth covering her treasure below.
“What manner of indecent clothing is this?” Sesshomaru asked with a raised brow.
“It’s called a bikini.” She said wading into the water.
“Now do you mind if I wash your hair?” she asked.
“I do not even let my servants at my home cleanse my hair.” Sesshomaru explained.
“Awww come on please?” she begged.
Sesshomaru sighed, “Very well.” He then dunked under the water and then turned his back to her when he resurfaced.
Kagome had brought extra bottles with her because she knew how long Sesshomaru’s hair was and she got to work, “So… what kind of dog demon are you?”
Something akin to a purr erupted from Sesshomaru before he could stop it as he replied, “I am a Silver Inu, one of the last of my kind.” He explained, eyes closed as her fingers in his hair played havoc with his senses.
“Wow… so are you a pure breed?” she asked as she scratched behind his ear.
“You are treading on thin ice Miko, but yes I am as you call ‘a pure breed’.” He replied.
“Ok, ok… one more question.” Kagome said.
“Proceed.”
“When you… well… you know… do you get stuck like normal dogs do?” Kagome visibly saw him tense as he stood and turned to face her.
“Would you like to find out if this Sesshomaru gets stuck after doing ‘it’?” he had a predatory gleam in his eye that made her stomach flutter.
“Um… hehe… well… I really have to get back to camp.” She hurried out of the water and ran back to camp.
‘Whoa that nearly backfired… but I got done what I went to do!’ she grinned in triumph at herself as she entered camp.
“What are you grinning at woman?” Inuyasha asked.
“Just wait and see.” She grinned, now if she had timed this right, “five… four… three… two… one.”
“MIKO!!!!!!!!!!!” Came the Taiyoukai’s bellow from the hot springs.”What did you do Kagome?” asked a fearful Sango.”Something that was a long time coming.” She replied as she watched a very pissed Taiyoukai storm through the bushes with bright pink hair.
“What… the fuck!” Inuyasha was in a state of perpetual shock if he wasn’t he would be laughing his ass off.

END OF CHAPTER

WOOT done! I know it’s taking me a while to update but I have a lot of stuff happening in my life right now that need my attention. I hope you all like it and thank you again naru-chan13 you were a BIG help *huggles*