InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Different isn't always bad ❯ Human Development...oh no babies! ( Chapter 10 )

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I was thinking about changing the pairings of the story so if you have any suggestions or you me to keep them the way they are just tell me.

 

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Human Development…

 

“Welcome to class everyone. This is human development and the first thing we are going to do in here is get married. So choose a partner for this project or I'll choose for you.”said Mr. Acker.

“So Gome do you want to be partners?”asked Ryo.

“I don't think so, she's going to be my partner.”said Sesshomaru.

“Mine”

“No mine”

“Mine”

“Mine”

“Mine”

“Alright boys settle down. Since there is no way to solve this by pairing her up with one of you she can be with Inuyasha.”said Mr. Acker.

“WHAT!”yelled both Inuyasha and Kagome.

“Please Mr. Acker cant they flip a coin for me, or maybe I can be a single parent. Just please don't make me be with him. I might die I'm allergic to bullshit.”whined Kagome.

“Miss Jackson watch your lanuage!”said Mr.Acker.

“Like I want to be paired with you.” retorted Inuyasha.

“Well you two will just have to work through your problems, because in here there will be no divorce court.”said Mr.Acker.

“Don't worry Kagome maybe you guys can go on Jerry Springer or have Doctor Phil help you.”laughed Miroku.

“Keep laughing and I'll twist your nuts off with pliers.”hissed Kagome.

“Yes Sir…I mean sorry sir.”said Miroku nervously.

“Ok get with your new spouse each of you will get a job, a number of kids and other information about your new life.”said Mr.Acker.

“I cant believe I got paired with you.”growled Inuyasha.

“Yeah well this isn't a Sunday picnic in the park for me either, but if you make me fail I will make you hurt.”hissed Kagome.

“Lets see you try.”said Inuyasha.

“I don't get why you hate me so much it should be the other why around. You're the one that dumped me remember.”said Kagome.

“You left without saying goodbye.”huffed Inuyasha.

“That's your fault. And even if I hadn't left we would still not be talking. What did you think that even after you dumped me that we would still be friends?”asked Kagome.

“……..”

“Well I hate to tell you but the world doent work that way. We couldn't have been friends but maybe we could now.”said Kagome.

“Why now, and not then?”asked Inuyasha.

“Because with everything that's going on well…I don't want to die with regrets.”said Kagome.

“Your not going to die.”said Inuyasha.

“I wish that was true, but I have to do this, for my mom, brother, Sango,Miroku, Ssesshy, Ryo and the rest of my friends. And even for you.”said Kagome.

“Are you guys sure that there isn't some other way?”asked Inuyasha.

“Yeah we tried to think of everything. They have been working on this for the last six thousand years.”answered Kagome.

“Good point, but now you have me and Sango and Miroku to help you guys think of new fresh ideas.”said Inuyasha.

“Don't remind me I don't even want to know what Kamiko and the other have in store for me(Kagome had already explained about the gods when they were talking before).”said Kagome.

“You'll get in trouble?”asked Inuyasha.

“Not really in trouble, but they will push me during training, and that is a fait worse then death.”answered Kagome.

“Will the hurt us?”asked Inuyasha.

“They can't, they are the Earths guardians. They are not aloud to hurt anything that lives on Earth. With the exception of things that hurt others, or are trying to rule the world.”said Kagome.

“You get a lot of those do you?”asked Inuyasha.

“You would be surprised.”laughed Kagome.

`I'm sorry.”said Inuyasha.

“What?”asked a now confused Kagome.

“I'm sorry that I hurt you. I shouldn't have ended things the way I did.”said Inuyasha.

“Is the great Yashie-poo apologizing.”joked Kagome.

“I was but if you call me Yashie-poo, one more time I will hurt you.”said Inuyasha.

“Ok class now I want you to get in line for your jobs.”ordered Mr. Acker.

“Well Inuyasha back to the real world for us.”muttered Kagome as they got in line.

“Please no I cant go back.”cried Inuyasha.

“Yeah, me neither my ticket was one way, and the way was in the opposite direction.”said Kagome.

“You two are just full of jokes now take your jobs.”said Mr. Acker as he handed them folders.

“Drum roll please.”said Kagome as she opened her folder. And
Inuyasha beats his fingers off the desk.

“Congrats, Mr. and Mrs. Himes you have won a free trip to the exotic island of Honolulu.”said Kagome in a game announcer voice.

“Really?”asked Inuyasha.

“Nope.”said Kagome.

“So what does it say?”asked Inuyasha.

“It says the I'm going to embark in the wonderful world of stardom, and your going to be a race car driver.”said Kagome.

“Cool we both got good jobs.”said Inuyasha.

“Easy for you to say you get to drive a cool car, well I shake my ass on stage to a song that I probably don't even like. How about we switch?”said Kagome.

“Don't think so. So how many kids do we have?”asked Inuyasha.

“We have two wonderful twin boys.”said Kagome.

“What?”asked Inuyasha loudly.

“I see you guys got the twins uh. You're the only group who has twins.”said Mr. Acker.

“Oh the joy. I know lets have a parade to celebrate how happy we are.”said Kagome.

“It might not be that hard.”said Inuyasha as he was handed the doll.

“You do know that just because it's plastic doesn't mean it's going to be easy. These things cry, pee and everything.”said Kagome.

“Please tell me your joking.”said Inuyasha.

“I wish.”muttered Kagome.

“Oh no.”moaned Inuyasha.

“Yeah I just hope the little shit doesn't get fired tonight when I train with Kayo.”muttered Kagome.

“Uh, why would that happen?”asked Inuyasha.

“Believe me you don't want to know.”answered Kagome.

 

 

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