InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Different isn't always bad ❯ Twister from Hell ( Chapter 13 )

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The next day…
“Kagome get up! Kagome get up!”yelled Inuyasha in Kagome’s ear.
It was 7:00 on a Friday morning(the day they decided to skip) and the others had met at Kagome’s house liked planned but Kagome was still asleep. So Inuyasha had decided to be nice and wake her up.
“I will rip out your heart and eat it.”mumbled Kagome in her sleep.
“……..”was everyone’s reply.
“uh Kagome?”said Sango.
“I will suck the bleed from your veins then skin you alive.”mumbled Kagome.
“I think she’s lost it lets leave.”suggested Miroku.
“Stop the rubber duckies. The squirrels are going to get you all.”mumbled Kagome.(This is for my bestfriend and Bitch, who thinks squirrels are going to rule the world)
“Kagome wake your ass up!”yelled Sesshomaru.
“5 more hours mommy.”mumbled Kagome.
“Fine we’ll do this the hard way.”said Sesshomaru as he walked out of the room and came back in with a cup of cold water(Bad Sesshy). Sesshomaru walked over to Kagome and poured the cold water over her head. She shot up with a scream.
“You goddamn son of a bitch I’m going to murder you!”she screamed and tackled Sesshomaru.
“Hey I thought we agreed that I would always be on top.”said Sesshomaru seductively.
“Yeah but the bitch is always on the bottom right? Then your just were you belong.”said Kagome with a smirk.
“I have to agree with you there Kagome.”said Inuyasha.
“No one asked you puppy.”said Sesshomaru.
“Call me puppy one more time and I’ll put my sword through your gut.”said Inuyasha.
“Ok enough with that shit, stop fighting and lets have fun.”said Kagome as she got off of Sesshomaru.
“What time does the mall open?”asked Elle.
“10 so we have lots of time to kill.”said Haru.
“I have a great idea.”said Kagome.
“What?”asked Sango.
“Let’s Play TWISTER!”Kagome screamed happily.
20 minutes later…
“Get your hand off my butt.”Sango ordered to Miroku.
“Yeah well Sango get your butt out of my face.”said Kagome.
“Kagome get your foot off my hand.”said Inuyasha.
Sesshomaru sat out deciding to spin the wheel. Haru and Elle were out having fell early in the game. They sat on the couch watching the other four in a tangled ball of body parts and limbs.
“They look like a really fucked up pretzel.”said Haru.
“Or really bad art work.”suggested Elle.
“I think they look like four idiots trying to play a dumb game.”said Sesshomaru.
“You guys should just give up I never lose.”gloated Inuyasha.
We’ll see about that”thought Kagome.
“Hey Inuyasha I want you to rock my world.”whispered Kagome seductively in his ear.
“WHAT!”screamed Inuyasha as he fell knocking down Sango and Miroku.
“Yes I win!”shouted Kagome.
“Hey you cheated.”screamed Inuyasha.
“So?”said Kagome.
“So I demand a do-over.”shouted Inuyasha.
“I think we should watch TV.”said Kagome as she jumped onto the couch and grabbed the remote.
A/N: the click is the channel changing and this is whole what is on the channel will be written.
Click
Oh who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”
Click
Welcome to Jerry Springer. Todays episode features guys who cheated on their wives with other guys!”
Click
You are the Weakest Link Goodbye”
Click
Barbie and friends welcome you to an exciting adventure.”
Double Click
During mating season antelope mount there partners from the back…”
Click
“Hey turn that back there.”said Miroku.
“Roku do you think you’ll ever grow out of being a pervert?”asked Kagome.
“You someday I just…”started Miroku.
“No!”everyone answered for him.
“I guess that was a stupid question.”said Kagome.
10 minutes later…
“Hey don’t put that there.”yelled Sango.
5 minutes later…
“Don’t put gum in her hair!”shouted Elle.
5 seconds later….
“I’m going to kill you Inuyasha.”yelled Kagome.
1 minute later…
“Do you think he’s really dead?”asked Miroku.
“I could poke him with a stick.”suggested Kagome.
“I say we hide the body and pretend this never happened.”said Sesshomaru.
“You’d like that wouldn’t you Lord Fluffy.”said Inuyasha.
“Whatever you say Puppy.”hissed Inuyasha.
Mall time…
The group took two cars to the mall Sesshomaru, Kagome, and Inuyasha in one and the other in the other car. They arrived a little after eleven and were standing by the doors deciding were to go first.
“I say shoes are first.”said Elle.
“I agree.”said Sango.
“I say screw you two I need food now.”said Kagome.
“Kagome, you’re a traitor to women kind. Shoes always come before anything.”said Elle.
“ME NEED FOOD NOW!”yelled Kagome, getting the attention of all the surrounding people.
“Don’t mind her she’s just crazy.”explained Inuyasha.
“I agree with Kagome food comes first.”said Miroku.
“How about you guys go find your shoes while we get food.”said Sesshomaru.
“Yeah food!”shouted Kagome happily.
“I think someone forgot to give her medication.”commented one of the surrounding people.
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I have decided to not involve another of the other characters like Rin or Koga till the sequel. They will maybe have small parts in here but not really big ones. Sorry if you really like them, but I wanted to focus more on this group of people.
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