InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Different isn't always bad ❯ How to Dominate the World: For Dummies ( Chapter 12 )

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Art same day…
“Kagome I must thank you for your forwardness with Sango.”said Miroku.
“I’m glad you guys are finally together.”said Kagome.
“Yeah me too. I’ve liked Sango for a long time now.”said Miroku.
“I can tell. I’m surprised you guys didn’t die from the lack of oxygen.”said Kagome.
“Oh but what a lovely way to die it would have been.”said Miroku.
“You need to have a catscan.”said Kagome.
“I don’t have a cat to scan.”said .Miroku.
“My point exactly.”muttered Kagome as she turned back to her drawing.
Kagome?
Yes Kamiko?
We shall meet for training after school, this is an order not a request.
Aye aye captain!
“Hello earth to Gome are you listening to me?”asked Miroku.
“Huh?”asked Kagome.
“I’ll take that as a no. Anyway I was asking how you learned to draw like that?”said Miroku.
“I could always, just never showed anyone.”said Kagome.
“Why?”asked Miroku.
“Cause I was the loser. I wasn’t aloud to be good at anything.”said Kagome.
“Don’t say that again understand, you were never a loser to us.”said Miroku.
“Thanks Roku.”said Kagome.
Lunch…
“So I heard the big news.”said Inuyasha as he sat down next to Kagome.
“What big news?”asked Kagome.
“The news about Sango and Miroku. I also heard you are responsible.”said Inuyasha.
“Yep, I’m the new official match maker.”said Kagome.
“Ok then how about matching me up with Brittany Spears(ewwwwwwwww).”said Inuyasha.
“How about I don’t think no amount of drugs or money would ever make her go for you.”replied Kagome.
“That’s alittle harsh.”whined Inuyasha.
“Stop being such a big baby. Speaking of babies, where is Hoho?”asked Kagome.
“His with my dad.”said Inuyasha.
“Why?”asked Kagome.
“Because I didn’t want to carry the doll around and dad said he’ll watch over it because it will be his only grandchild ever.”muttered Inuyasha.
“Now I remember why I liked him so much.”said Kagome.
“You mean cause he always liked you more than he liked me?”asked Inuyasha.
“Hey it’s not my fault I’m such a likeable person and you…well you aren’t”said Kagome.
“Hey I am to a likeable person.”agrued Inuyasha.
“Nope, not a chance in hell.”said Kagome.
“Well thanks for your honesty.”whined Inuyasha.
“Your welcome.”said Kagome as Ryo, Haru, and Elle walked over.
“Hey Gome we’re hitting the mall after school want to come?”asked Elle.
“Can’t I’ve got training with the wicked bitch of the west.”said Kagome.
“Oh Kamiko. She always drags you to the ground.”commented Ryo.
“Yeah, she’s defiantly not on my Christmas card list.”said Kagome.
“Well ditch her.”offered Haru.
“Ditch the bitch of all darkness, no thanks I think I want to live as long a possible. Which may not turn out to be so long.”said Kagome.
“Hey I thought I told you I don’t want you to talk like that.”said Elle.
“Sorry forgot Elle wants to forever live in her own world called Denial Centeral.”joked Kagome.
“Stop laughing it’s not funny.”said Elle as she began to cry.
“Hey I’m sorry Elle. How about we ditch school tomorrow and hangout. I’ll invite Sango and Miroku, and of course Inuyasha and Sesshomaru.”said Kagome.
“I think I might gag from having that much dog around me.”said Ryo.
“Then don’t come.”said Kagome.
“You know what maybe I wont.”said Ryo.
“You know when you first introduce yourself to someone you should give a warning for how big an asshole you are.”said Kagome.
“Maybe I should.”said Ryo as he walked away.
Later that day…
“So Kagome are you ready to begin?”asked Kamiko.
“I doubt I’ll ever be ready for the Goddess of Darkness, attempt to kill me.”answered Kagome.
“I’ll take that as a yes.”said Kamiko as she readied.
“Actually that ment hell no!”screamed Kagome as she dodged Kamiko’s attack.
“I see working with Koda has improved your speed. Good your going to need it.”said Kamiko.
Later…much much later…after two concussions and a sword through the heart later…
“You have improved greatly. You should be proud.”said Kamiko.
“Proud that you can still kick my ass?”questioned Kagome.
“No proud that I actually had to try.”said Kamiko as she shimmered away.
“I’ll be proud the day I can kick your ass.”said Kagome.
That is a day that I will look forward to.
After finishing training with Kamiko, which was a bitch I might add, Kagome went back inside the house and showered. After finding out that her mom and brother would still remain gone, Kagome was glad because this would make it easier to skip school tomorrow. It was decided that everyone would meet at Kagome’s house and hang there till all the stores opened then they would hit the mall.
Somewhere far far away…
“So it has begun, so shall it end.”said the Seer
“I will destroy them all no matter how powerful the Winged Goddess has become.”said someone else(this is the person who killed Kagome’s dad but no names yet)
“It will not be as easy a conquest as you have deluded yourself into believing.”said the Seer.
“I will kill her then destroy the whole world.”answered the figure before stomping away.
“He’s an idiot. What good is destroying the world? Why not rule it instead? How do I always get teamed up with the dumb ones?”the Seer asked her/himself.
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The next day…
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