InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Dreading Summer ❯ Over my dead body ( Chapter 2 )
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By: sora leonheart 
No one likes being forced to go to a camp over the summer. So why wouldn't teenagers be mad about it. The first real chapter.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Romance / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 01.01.2006 | Updated On: 06.03.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.5K | Visits: 896 | Status: Completed
No one likes being forced to go to a camp over the summer. So why wouldn't teenagers be mad about it. The first real chapter.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Romance / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 01.01.2006 | Updated On: 06.03.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.5K | Visits: 896 | Status: Completed
Dreading Summer
by: Sora Leonheart
Disclaimer: Told you once tell you again don’t own Inuyasha or Shaman King. We only own the displayed sarcastic mood and altitudes. The only pleasure we get from this is the smiles people get when people read our fanfiction.
When your teachers hate you they pass you to the next grade so you can piss off other teachers. When your friends hate you they ignore you at lunch, but when your parents hate you they send you to camp. Rated M for strong language, sexual situations, along with a prodigious amount of drug and alcohol reference.
We give you the first real chapter Over My Dead Body. We already told you we don’t own Inuyasha we just like to please people with our stupidity. Read and Review. Just don’t hurt us for making some characters seem a little.... Mentally challenged. Savor the flavor. People can not call me the psycho one. You are the psycho one. Then what are you? The sexy insane asylum patient. Oh yeah we don’t own the song The Grudge by Tool. Or Shaman King. If only we did though. Enjoy.
Chapter2- Over My Dead Body
Wear the grudge like a crown of negativity.
Calculate what we will or will not tolerate.
Desperate to control all and everything.
Unable to forgive your scarlet letterman.
The lyrics rang through out the ears of a very excited teenager. The said teenager appeared to be male around the age of nineteen with sliver hair, ember eyes, and two fluffy kitty ears on his head. Singing the words out loud the young man continued to recklessly fling clothes into a suitcase near his bedroom door. At the exact moment he began to load his underwear into the suitcase, the door opened revealing another silver haired boy. His golden eyes set on his younger brother. About to say something he was stopped by a pair of flying underwear landing on his face. With a look of disgust the older teen removed the underwear with a shudder.
“Inuyasha” the older teen called out calmly. With no answer from his younger brother he picked up a pillow from the nearby bed and rather roughly chucked the pillow at Inuyasha.
“Damn it!” Inuyasha yelled out as the pillow collided with the back of his head knocking him into the dresser he had just closed. Turning around he yelled. ”Son of a bitch!”
“Yes I’ve always thought you to be a little feminine, I’m glad you’re acknowledging it.” Sesshomaru said.
“Very funny hair freak..” Inuyasha said walking in front of his brother.
“Do be quiet dick-less wonder.” Sesshomaru replied running a clawed hand through his flawless silver hair.
“What did you say you hidden in the closet homosexual bastard child?”
“Technically you’re the bastard child Inuyasha.”
“That’s it!”
Just as Inuyasha launched himself at his brother the door opened slightly and a boy with black hair tied in a ponytail peaked his head in the room only to see his best friend being hung in the air by Sesshomaru.
“Um guys your parents sent me to get you, they said you were probably at each others throats.” Mirkou said. “Didn’t know they meant it literally.”
“Shut up.”Inuyasha said. Sesshomaru released his brother before their parents decided to come up stairs themselves.‘I pleaded with father and his mother to send him to boarding school, but no father wanted to keep him in a loving environment.’ Sesshomaru thought silently. Walking out the door with the two friends behind him Sesshomaru descended down a spiral stair case. Walking into the livingroom he was immediately greeted by his father and stepmother.
“Hello father you as well Izayo.” Sesshomaru greeted the two people. Izayo raised up off the coach and gave her stepson a hug. Surprisingly Sesshomaru hugged her back for a split second then walked over to the bar were his father stood drinking scotch out a drinking glass.
“Maru.” Inutashio greeted his son. Sesshomaru only nodded his second hello.
“Dad what did you call us down here for!” Inuyasha yelled from the livingroom entrance.
“To talk to you and your brother about this summer.” Inutashio replied silently yelling at himself “Why didn’t I send him to boot camp last year!”
“Yeah this summer we’re all going to Hawaii.” Inuyasha said smiling broadly.
“Correction Nuya dear your father and I are going to Hawaii.” Izayo said.
“What!” Inuyasha screamed almost slipping on the tile floor.
“Don’t raise your voice at your mother” Inutashio said in a bark like tone. This caused Inuyasha’s ears to pin back against his skull. “And don’t you even think about growling or you can say bye-bye the car we were planning on getting you.”
“I get it your bribing me with a car.” Inuyasha said catching on. “What’s the catch?”
“You have to go to camp.” Izayo answered.
“What I’m nineteen years old I don’t belong in a camp.” Inuyasha said his attitude not improving from five seconds ago.
“That’s to bad your going, that’s final, pack your bags, and don’t even say another word Inuyasha Takahashi, or so help me I’ll drop you off at the pound!” Inutashio said on a roll.
“Were you belong.” Sesshomaru said adding in his part.
“Sesshomaru!” Inutashio barked. Inuyasha stormed out the livingroom dragging Miroku behind him who was still alive to some peoples’ despair.
“Stupid parents they just love to watch me suffer, I didn’t hear them telling Sesshomaru to pack his bags.” Inuyasha said still pissed off to the highest level of pisstivity. (We know not a word)
“That’s because they told me early this morning will you were out acting like the dimwit you are.” Sesshomaru said passing the two boys on the stair case and retreating to his room.
“Go blow some guy you Marilyn Manson wanna be!” Inuyasha shouted after his brother.
“I’m not gay!”
“So you keep denying!”
-Across town-
“Souta come back here with my diary!” a young black haired girl screamed as she chased her younger brother down the stairs.
“Not until I get my cd back!” Souta replied as Kagome missed him by an inch.
“I told you I lost it!” Kagome said as she reached for Souta again.
“Then I guess I’ll lose this on the internet!”
“Fine your cd’s under my bed.”
“Thank you.” Souta said throwing the pink diary to it’s rightful owner.
“Dork!” Kagome called out.
“Kagome!” a voice called.
“Yes mother?” Kagome answered.
“Come in the kitchen we need to talk.” Ms. Higurashi called out. Kagome let out a large sigh and walked into the kitchen seeing her mother seating at the table. “Have a seat dear.”
“Look mom we’ve already had the sex talk five times already I really don’t want to hear it a sixth time.” Kagome said with the pleading eyes she could muster up.
“This not what I need to talk to you about.” Ms. Higurashi said.
“Okay.” Kagome said letting out a breath.
“Kagome sweety you know I love you and your brother right?”
“Ma your starting to freak me out, are you dying?”
“No sweety, I just want to take a vacation from you and Souta.”
“Don’t worry ma I understand needing to take a break from Souta, so how long is gramps watching us?”
“This just it Kagome your grandfather isn’t going to be able to watch you so I need someone else to manage.”
“Don’t worry mamma I can handle Souta for a little while.”
“Kagome there’s no other way to tell you, your going to camp sweety.”
“Over my dead body!”
“Kagome don’t tempt me.”
“No, not gonna happen, absolutely no way!”
“Kagome there’s no other way.”
“Yes there is send Souta to camp, and I’ll stay here by myself.”
“You know I can’t do that, and going out will be good for you.”
“I go out every Saturday ma I don’t need to go to camp.” At that moment the phone rang and Kagome dashed of to get it almost tripping over her cat Buyo trying to pick it up. “Hello.”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” a voice screamed into the phone.
“Sango what’s the matter with you that hurt.”
“I have to go to camp.”Sango said the fake water works flowing.
“You too, that’s it are parents are officially living in a cockroach retirement home when they’re older.” (Tell my mom that all the time.)
“I know I’ll run away to Europe were I’ll sail the ocean drinking champagne for the rest of my life.”
“You sure you’re not already drinking something or maybe smoking something backwards.” (Is possible just don’t try it.)
“Yes, but I’m not so sure about my dad.”
“Yeah I think my mom’s been in the secret stash.”
“So I’ll see you tomorrow?”
“What do you mean see you tomorrow?”
“Will I assumed our parents would send us to the same camp, parents aren’t that evil to separate us.” (Parents are beyond evil)
“Okay, what’s your point?”
“The bus leaves tomorrow.”
“What!”
“Didn’t you know?”
“No, I just yelled because I saw a cockroach”
“You better call an exterminator”
“Slow-y Gonzalez I was kidding”
“I knew that”
“Course, hey think you could spend the night”
“If I wanted to wake up with a toothpaste facial again compliments of Souta Higurashi”
“We can invite Rin for backup”
“Only if we get to turn Souta into a life size doll”
“Deal call Rin”
-Takahashi household-
“Piss this!” an angry hanyou yelled launching a vase at the wall.
“It could be worse” Miroku said picking up a picture off Inuyasha’s dresser.
“How?” Inuyasha asked. Miroku tossed the picture to his friend.
“You could be having to deal with kiny-ho all summer” Miroku said rolling on the bed laughing. Inuyasha looked down at his ex-girlfriend who had red devil horns and the words “All American Slut” written next to her head. Anger was written on his face as he remembered one of there last meetings.
-Flashback-
“Inu-babes we need to talk.” Kikyo said dragging Inuyasha away from their closet friends.
“What is my little sex puppet?” Inuyasha asked following his girlfriend.
“I think we should take a break from each other.” Kikyo said.
“I’m sorry I don’t think I heard you correctly, mind repeating that.”
“Oh Inu it so isn’t you it’s just that the lies cheating it’s just to much.”
“When the fuck did I cheat on you or ever lie.”
“For past three years I’ve been cheating on you.” Kikyo said turning on the fake water works. “Actually four.”
“Two years, we’ve only been together three years!”
“While you were out getting me flowers and candy I was banging Naraku like there was no tomorrow.”
“Naraku your butlers’ son?”
“It began with Naraku and developed into a football player and possibly half the swim team.”
“Slut!”
“I know I did you wrong.”
“Did me wrong you did everyone but me.”
“I pray one day you’ll get over me.”
“I wanna throw you over something and hopefully into a pack of rabid dogs.”
“I’m so sorry Inuyasha I was a horrible girlfriend.”
“More along the lines of whore.”
“To show no hard feelings here’s your class ring.” Kikyo said handing Inuyasha the ring kissing him then walking off to a black convertible. Wiping the more then likely defiled kiss from his lips he closely looked at the ring then yelled to Kikyo.
“This isn’t my ring I didn’t even order a ring!”
“I will always love you my sweet little puppy!” Kikyo called out then lowered her self in the passenger seat of the car. Turning to the driver of the car she kissed him on the lips.
“Yeah I can feel the love, it’s just not for me.” Inuyasha said his grip on the ring increasing.
“Later Inu-dud!” Naraku yelled driving off the Kikyo’s lips on his neck.
“Yeah love you to!” Inuyasha taking the dreadful ring and throwing it. What ever demon god that was looking must have loved Inuyasha because the ring flew rapidly and hard into the back of Naraku’s head. The sudden impact caused Naraku’s care to veer of the road and into a ditch.
“I knew five years of baseball would payoff someday.” Inuyasha said walking off whistling as two pained groans reached his ears.
-End Flashback-
“Shut up!” Inuyasha yelled throwing the picture at Miroku.
“Sorry!” Miroku laughed rolling on the floor like a madman. Across the hall in Sesshomaru’s room Sesshomaru was looking through his cd collection for some his new System of a Down cd.
“Inuyasha must have taken it again.” Sesshomaru said to himself. “He can say goodbye to his wake up call.”
To be continued........................
Yes we are evil because we are going to be leaving it right there until the next chapter. It’s one o’clock the morning and we need to sleep. If we don’t sleep the story will become crappier as we right. As we like to say give me a pillow and don’t wake me till three p.m. Did you know there is a five a.m. Who told you that garbage. Kiari. Whoops. If you didn’t know I’m scared of Sora’s girlfriend. Tell next time. Meaning once we get off our sugar high. Bye-Bye.
by: Sora Leonheart
Disclaimer: Told you once tell you again don’t own Inuyasha or Shaman King. We only own the displayed sarcastic mood and altitudes. The only pleasure we get from this is the smiles people get when people read our fanfiction.
When your teachers hate you they pass you to the next grade so you can piss off other teachers. When your friends hate you they ignore you at lunch, but when your parents hate you they send you to camp. Rated M for strong language, sexual situations, along with a prodigious amount of drug and alcohol reference.
We give you the first real chapter Over My Dead Body. We already told you we don’t own Inuyasha we just like to please people with our stupidity. Read and Review. Just don’t hurt us for making some characters seem a little.... Mentally challenged. Savor the flavor. People can not call me the psycho one. You are the psycho one. Then what are you? The sexy insane asylum patient. Oh yeah we don’t own the song The Grudge by Tool. Or Shaman King. If only we did though. Enjoy.
Chapter2- Over My Dead Body
Wear the grudge like a crown of negativity.
Calculate what we will or will not tolerate.
Desperate to control all and everything.
Unable to forgive your scarlet letterman.
The lyrics rang through out the ears of a very excited teenager. The said teenager appeared to be male around the age of nineteen with sliver hair, ember eyes, and two fluffy kitty ears on his head. Singing the words out loud the young man continued to recklessly fling clothes into a suitcase near his bedroom door. At the exact moment he began to load his underwear into the suitcase, the door opened revealing another silver haired boy. His golden eyes set on his younger brother. About to say something he was stopped by a pair of flying underwear landing on his face. With a look of disgust the older teen removed the underwear with a shudder.
“Inuyasha” the older teen called out calmly. With no answer from his younger brother he picked up a pillow from the nearby bed and rather roughly chucked the pillow at Inuyasha.
“Damn it!” Inuyasha yelled out as the pillow collided with the back of his head knocking him into the dresser he had just closed. Turning around he yelled. ”Son of a bitch!”
“Yes I’ve always thought you to be a little feminine, I’m glad you’re acknowledging it.” Sesshomaru said.
“Very funny hair freak..” Inuyasha said walking in front of his brother.
“Do be quiet dick-less wonder.” Sesshomaru replied running a clawed hand through his flawless silver hair.
“What did you say you hidden in the closet homosexual bastard child?”
“Technically you’re the bastard child Inuyasha.”
“That’s it!”
Just as Inuyasha launched himself at his brother the door opened slightly and a boy with black hair tied in a ponytail peaked his head in the room only to see his best friend being hung in the air by Sesshomaru.
“Um guys your parents sent me to get you, they said you were probably at each others throats.” Mirkou said. “Didn’t know they meant it literally.”
“Shut up.”Inuyasha said. Sesshomaru released his brother before their parents decided to come up stairs themselves.‘I pleaded with father and his mother to send him to boarding school, but no father wanted to keep him in a loving environment.’ Sesshomaru thought silently. Walking out the door with the two friends behind him Sesshomaru descended down a spiral stair case. Walking into the livingroom he was immediately greeted by his father and stepmother.
“Hello father you as well Izayo.” Sesshomaru greeted the two people. Izayo raised up off the coach and gave her stepson a hug. Surprisingly Sesshomaru hugged her back for a split second then walked over to the bar were his father stood drinking scotch out a drinking glass.
“Maru.” Inutashio greeted his son. Sesshomaru only nodded his second hello.
“Dad what did you call us down here for!” Inuyasha yelled from the livingroom entrance.
“To talk to you and your brother about this summer.” Inutashio replied silently yelling at himself “Why didn’t I send him to boot camp last year!”
“Yeah this summer we’re all going to Hawaii.” Inuyasha said smiling broadly.
“Correction Nuya dear your father and I are going to Hawaii.” Izayo said.
“What!” Inuyasha screamed almost slipping on the tile floor.
“Don’t raise your voice at your mother” Inutashio said in a bark like tone. This caused Inuyasha’s ears to pin back against his skull. “And don’t you even think about growling or you can say bye-bye the car we were planning on getting you.”
“I get it your bribing me with a car.” Inuyasha said catching on. “What’s the catch?”
“You have to go to camp.” Izayo answered.
“What I’m nineteen years old I don’t belong in a camp.” Inuyasha said his attitude not improving from five seconds ago.
“That’s to bad your going, that’s final, pack your bags, and don’t even say another word Inuyasha Takahashi, or so help me I’ll drop you off at the pound!” Inutashio said on a roll.
“Were you belong.” Sesshomaru said adding in his part.
“Sesshomaru!” Inutashio barked. Inuyasha stormed out the livingroom dragging Miroku behind him who was still alive to some peoples’ despair.
“Stupid parents they just love to watch me suffer, I didn’t hear them telling Sesshomaru to pack his bags.” Inuyasha said still pissed off to the highest level of pisstivity. (We know not a word)
“That’s because they told me early this morning will you were out acting like the dimwit you are.” Sesshomaru said passing the two boys on the stair case and retreating to his room.
“Go blow some guy you Marilyn Manson wanna be!” Inuyasha shouted after his brother.
“I’m not gay!”
“So you keep denying!”
-Across town-
“Souta come back here with my diary!” a young black haired girl screamed as she chased her younger brother down the stairs.
“Not until I get my cd back!” Souta replied as Kagome missed him by an inch.
“I told you I lost it!” Kagome said as she reached for Souta again.
“Then I guess I’ll lose this on the internet!”
“Fine your cd’s under my bed.”
“Thank you.” Souta said throwing the pink diary to it’s rightful owner.
“Dork!” Kagome called out.
“Kagome!” a voice called.
“Yes mother?” Kagome answered.
“Come in the kitchen we need to talk.” Ms. Higurashi called out. Kagome let out a large sigh and walked into the kitchen seeing her mother seating at the table. “Have a seat dear.”
“Look mom we’ve already had the sex talk five times already I really don’t want to hear it a sixth time.” Kagome said with the pleading eyes she could muster up.
“This not what I need to talk to you about.” Ms. Higurashi said.
“Okay.” Kagome said letting out a breath.
“Kagome sweety you know I love you and your brother right?”
“Ma your starting to freak me out, are you dying?”
“No sweety, I just want to take a vacation from you and Souta.”
“Don’t worry ma I understand needing to take a break from Souta, so how long is gramps watching us?”
“This just it Kagome your grandfather isn’t going to be able to watch you so I need someone else to manage.”
“Don’t worry mamma I can handle Souta for a little while.”
“Kagome there’s no other way to tell you, your going to camp sweety.”
“Over my dead body!”
“Kagome don’t tempt me.”
“No, not gonna happen, absolutely no way!”
“Kagome there’s no other way.”
“Yes there is send Souta to camp, and I’ll stay here by myself.”
“You know I can’t do that, and going out will be good for you.”
“I go out every Saturday ma I don’t need to go to camp.” At that moment the phone rang and Kagome dashed of to get it almost tripping over her cat Buyo trying to pick it up. “Hello.”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” a voice screamed into the phone.
“Sango what’s the matter with you that hurt.”
“I have to go to camp.”Sango said the fake water works flowing.
“You too, that’s it are parents are officially living in a cockroach retirement home when they’re older.” (Tell my mom that all the time.)
“I know I’ll run away to Europe were I’ll sail the ocean drinking champagne for the rest of my life.”
“You sure you’re not already drinking something or maybe smoking something backwards.” (Is possible just don’t try it.)
“Yes, but I’m not so sure about my dad.”
“Yeah I think my mom’s been in the secret stash.”
“So I’ll see you tomorrow?”
“What do you mean see you tomorrow?”
“Will I assumed our parents would send us to the same camp, parents aren’t that evil to separate us.” (Parents are beyond evil)
“Okay, what’s your point?”
“The bus leaves tomorrow.”
“What!”
“Didn’t you know?”
“No, I just yelled because I saw a cockroach”
“You better call an exterminator”
“Slow-y Gonzalez I was kidding”
“I knew that”
“Course, hey think you could spend the night”
“If I wanted to wake up with a toothpaste facial again compliments of Souta Higurashi”
“We can invite Rin for backup”
“Only if we get to turn Souta into a life size doll”
“Deal call Rin”
-Takahashi household-
“Piss this!” an angry hanyou yelled launching a vase at the wall.
“It could be worse” Miroku said picking up a picture off Inuyasha’s dresser.
“How?” Inuyasha asked. Miroku tossed the picture to his friend.
“You could be having to deal with kiny-ho all summer” Miroku said rolling on the bed laughing. Inuyasha looked down at his ex-girlfriend who had red devil horns and the words “All American Slut” written next to her head. Anger was written on his face as he remembered one of there last meetings.
-Flashback-
“Inu-babes we need to talk.” Kikyo said dragging Inuyasha away from their closet friends.
“What is my little sex puppet?” Inuyasha asked following his girlfriend.
“I think we should take a break from each other.” Kikyo said.
“I’m sorry I don’t think I heard you correctly, mind repeating that.”
“Oh Inu it so isn’t you it’s just that the lies cheating it’s just to much.”
“When the fuck did I cheat on you or ever lie.”
“For past three years I’ve been cheating on you.” Kikyo said turning on the fake water works. “Actually four.”
“Two years, we’ve only been together three years!”
“While you were out getting me flowers and candy I was banging Naraku like there was no tomorrow.”
“Naraku your butlers’ son?”
“It began with Naraku and developed into a football player and possibly half the swim team.”
“Slut!”
“I know I did you wrong.”
“Did me wrong you did everyone but me.”
“I pray one day you’ll get over me.”
“I wanna throw you over something and hopefully into a pack of rabid dogs.”
“I’m so sorry Inuyasha I was a horrible girlfriend.”
“More along the lines of whore.”
“To show no hard feelings here’s your class ring.” Kikyo said handing Inuyasha the ring kissing him then walking off to a black convertible. Wiping the more then likely defiled kiss from his lips he closely looked at the ring then yelled to Kikyo.
“This isn’t my ring I didn’t even order a ring!”
“I will always love you my sweet little puppy!” Kikyo called out then lowered her self in the passenger seat of the car. Turning to the driver of the car she kissed him on the lips.
“Yeah I can feel the love, it’s just not for me.” Inuyasha said his grip on the ring increasing.
“Later Inu-dud!” Naraku yelled driving off the Kikyo’s lips on his neck.
“Yeah love you to!” Inuyasha taking the dreadful ring and throwing it. What ever demon god that was looking must have loved Inuyasha because the ring flew rapidly and hard into the back of Naraku’s head. The sudden impact caused Naraku’s care to veer of the road and into a ditch.
“I knew five years of baseball would payoff someday.” Inuyasha said walking off whistling as two pained groans reached his ears.
-End Flashback-
“Shut up!” Inuyasha yelled throwing the picture at Miroku.
“Sorry!” Miroku laughed rolling on the floor like a madman. Across the hall in Sesshomaru’s room Sesshomaru was looking through his cd collection for some his new System of a Down cd.
“Inuyasha must have taken it again.” Sesshomaru said to himself. “He can say goodbye to his wake up call.”
To be continued........................
Yes we are evil because we are going to be leaving it right there until the next chapter. It’s one o’clock the morning and we need to sleep. If we don’t sleep the story will become crappier as we right. As we like to say give me a pillow and don’t wake me till three p.m. Did you know there is a five a.m. Who told you that garbage. Kiari. Whoops. If you didn’t know I’m scared of Sora’s girlfriend. Tell next time. Meaning once we get off our sugar high. Bye-Bye.