InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Dreading Summer ❯ The wheels on the bus go mother... ( Chapter 3 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Dreading Summer
by: Sora Leonheart

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When your teachers hate you they pass you to the next grade so you can piss off other teachers. When your friends hate you they ignore you at lunch, but when your parents hate you they send you to camp. Rated M for strong language, sexual situations, along with a prodigious amount of drug and alcohol reference.
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Chapter3- The wheels on the bus go mother....

Inutashio stood over his youngest son with Miroku and Sesshomaru behind him both with amused faces. Inuyasha was spread across his bed like Jesus on the cross except he looked like he had taken acid before going to bed. His head was twisted back like he was in an Exorcist movie. Laying on his back with one arm spread put next to him with the other arm behind him. Both legs were twisted together. All of Inuyasha’s bed sheets were on the floor and his pillows were no where to be found except one that was in the hands of his father.
“Do it Mr. Takahashi he needs it.” Miroku said looking at his sleeping friend.
“What he needs is a ass kicking.” Sesshomaru said.
“Maru.” Inutashio warned his son.
“It’s his fault father for not waking up.” Sesshomaru said inwardly grinning to himself for throwing his brothers’ clock out the window and into the pool. (Great big brother)
“True but your brother doesn’t need anything except a muzzle and possibly a straitjacket.” Inutashio said grabbing his sons’ nose and slamming the pillow on his chest. (Even better father)
“Who the hell!” Inuyasha yelled falling out the bed luckily landing on his missing pillows. “Someone wants an ass kicking!”
“Watch your mouth Inuyasha Takahashi or so help me I’ll wash it out with bleach.” Inutashio said then left then followed closely by his eldest son. Holding his stomach tears freely flowing Miroku tossed Inuyasha a pair of worn out jeans and a shirt with the words “skate rat” written in white to his friend.
“Your mom said hurry up ha ha to get breakfast or ha she’s giving it to the dog ha!” Miroku walked out the door trying to hold in his laughter only to let out a stream of laughter after closing the door.
“We don’t have a dog Roku, what have I told you about mixing your pills?” Inuyasha said putting his clothes on then chasing his friend to help him shut up his way. With his chain wallet and a good old fashioned foot up the ass.
-At the Higurashi Fort-
“Sango take the left, Rin the right, I’ll go in straight.” Kagome said talking into a walkie talkie.
“Right.” both girls said getting into position.
“On my mark..” Kagome said raising her hand. Quickly she swiped her hand down and all three girls went in after the hidden figure behind the coach.
“Hey let me go!” Souta shouted as the three girls dragged him from behind the coach.
“Come on Souta we need a virgin sacrifice so that we don’t have to go to camp.” Rin said as Souta attempted to get away from the girls.
“Rin I knew my sister was dropped on her head but you should talk to your parents about their slippery hands.” Souta said praying someone would save him.
“Kids!” Ms. Higurashi called from outside.
“Saved!” Souta shouted slipping away from the three girls who in his opinion needed much mental therapy.
“What ma?” Kagome asked.
“Lets go.” Ms. Higurashi said walking into the livingroom. “Get your bags we need to get to the bus for your camp”
“See she’s trying to get us out quickly so she can join up with the other parents and go for drinks.” Rin said walking out the house with her two friends.
“Rin I love you but I’m going to agree with Souta.” Sango said as everyone loaded into the blue jeep.
-Takahashi House-
“Nuya, Maru, Roku your not getting out of this so Inuyasha stop trying to escape through the back door and get down here!” Inutashio yelled.
“Such lovely children we have.” Izayo said sipping some tea.
“Oh good they still have you medicated.” Inutashio said walking his wife out the front door. “Good to know your checkup went appropriately.”
“Did you say something my dear.” Izayo said as Inutashio helped her into the limo.
“No my sweet .” Inutashio said helping the newly resurfaced teens with their bags.
“Really I could have sworn you said you wanted to sleep outside tonight.” Izayo said smiling at her sons and their friend.
“Smart dad.” Inuyasha said getting into the limo.
“Oh hush before I make good on that pound threat it’s just around the corner.” Inutashio said giving a signal for the limo driver to drive.
“Hey pop.” Inuyasha called out.
“Yes son.” Inutashio answered.
“So if I stay at this camp for a week or so I get the car.” Inuyasha asked.
“Wrong stay at the camp for the whole month, don’t kill anyone then will bring you the car when we pick you up.” Inutashio said locking th doors because knowing his son he’d try and make a break for it.
“Okay as long as nobody makes me to mad I’ll get a new car.” Inuyasha silently said to himself. (He’s so screwed)

-About an hour later a the camp bus lot-

“Mom I’ll do your taxes, never back talk to you, and I promise I’ll never ever send you to a retirement home when your older.” Kagome pleaded.
“Thank you now I can sleep with ease at night.” Ms. Higurashi said giving each teen their bag.
“Mommy.” Kagome cried out.
“There’s your bus get on it, miss you so much.” Ms. Higurashi said pointing at the bus then getting back into the jeep.
“Shit I hate not being the parent.” Kagome said as she watched her mother start up the jeep.
“Yes because it sure is fun being in charge, see you kids in a month.” Ms. Higurashi said driving off. “Help Souta find his bus, it’s Camp Do As I Say.”
“She’s got to be kidding me, how can she send me to a camp with that name alone.” Souta said picking up his bag and walking towards the buses.
“You should be used to hearing that from me Souta.” Kagome said walking behind her brother.
“Lets get him on his bus so we can make a break for it.” Sango said looking around marking all the people she may have to kill.
“We can’t my brother’s a councilor and I want to get in his group.” Rin pouted.
“Why would Rail be a councilor at some stupid camp?” Souta asked.
“He said he would rather watch snout nosed brats at camp then stay at home with our uncle.” Rin answered.
“Okay Souta we’ll see you in a month.” Kagome said finally finding Souta’s bus.
“We’ll see if we can make a break for it.” Sango said helping Souta with his bag. “If we do we’ll think about coming to get you.”
“Thanks, you have anything to add Rin?” Souta asked.
“What um be safe and don’t do drugs.”
“Zoned out as always, see you guys later.” Souta said getting onto the bus. All three girls waved goodbye to the younger boy as he waved through a window.
“Your brother’s kind of cool, when he wants to be.” Sango said as the three girls picked up their bags and went looking for their own bus.
“Someone seems happier this morning, who did you kill?” Kagome asked .
“Nobody but I’m thinking about killing you miss always happy.” Sango replied.
“I’m not always happy.” Kagome objected.
“Yes you are.” Rin and Sango answered together.

-Just coming into the lot-

“Last chance mom.” Inuyasha said as his mother pulled him into a tight hug. “You can make dad take us back.”
“Then you won’t get your car.” Izayo reminded him.
“Oh yeah almost forgot.” Inuyasha huffed as his mother let him go and caught Miroku into a bone crushing hug.
“Don’t forget to take your medicine, change your underwear, and always remember to wear a condom.” Izayo said releasing Miroku then quickly making a grab for Sesshomaru. “Remember no glove no love, that goes for all of you.”
“Ma I really didn’t need to hear that from you.” Inuyasha said catching his duffel bag.
“Don’t worry I’m going to take mom home for a nice cup of tea.” Inutashio said taking his wives’ hand and helping her into the limo.
“Yes a nice cup of tea.” Izayo said taking a seat.
“Later.” Inuyasha said as he walked away from his parents behind his brother with Miroku next to him.
“Your dad needs to stop “accidentally” mixing your moms’ pills.” Miroku said. As the boys walked away a black speed bike with purple Egyptian writing pulled up next to the Takahashi limo. Leaning over his wife Inutashio opened up the door for the bike owner.
“Good to see you again.” Inutashio said handing the younger man a cell phone.
“Well I missed you all I been having to deal with a pain in the ass younger brother and sister.” the young man smiled.
“No help from your so called legal guardian.” Inutashio asked.
“When have I ever.” the man replied and took a glass of liquor from Inutashio.
“Remember don’t drink and drive.” Inutashio said handing Izayo a drink.
“No problem my girlfriend is driving me to the camp.” the man smiled.
“You sure that’s safe I thought you just departed from a rave?”
“No and now I must depart from here.”
“Watch the numbskulls for us.”
“For you two anything.”
“See you at the and of the month.”
“If I survive with all these brats.” the young man smiled. “So long Izayo.”
“Bye-bye for now.” Izayo said giving a grin.
“Wow didn’t know you could keep someone medicated that long.” the man said in amazement.
“Yes, do you know how long you can make someone sleep in the yard?” Izayo asked as the man stepped out the limo.
“Watch your hair.” Inutashio said as he closed the door.

-On the musty no air-conditioning bus-

After giving their bags to who they hoped were councillors. Though you couldn’t tell by the cussing, number of pierces, tipsy nature, not to mention the making out scenes. The three girls had found three empty seats, one for each of them to take. They had been text messaging each other from their separate seats when all of a sudden from the outside they could hear a loud cry of pain.

-Outside the bus-

“Okay Takahashi and Kazama your on this bus.” A young man with light green hair in a bowl haircut with even lighter green eyes said checking the boys of his list. “We’ll need to take a picture of you for your profile.
“Yeah what ever leprechaun.” Inuyasha said putting on an annoyed look. The boy named Kenny frowned in his own annoyance.
“Hold still kitty cat.” Kenny said aiming the camera. (Somebody better get that little boy out of there) “Now give us a nice big grin.”
“How’s this.” Inuyasha said throwing up the middle finger. Then raising his fist back Inuyasha let it fly into Kenny’s face.
“My nose!” Kenny cried out in a squeak like voice as Inuyasha “accidentally” stepped on his stomach getting on the bus followed by Sesshomaru and a tear streaked Miroku.
“Dork!” Inuyasha said looking around the bus for a seat leaving Kenny broken on the ground clutching his more bleeding nose. “Should have kicked him were it hurts.”
“Your attitude Inuyasha deserves an award.” Miroku said looking around for a seat. “Bingo” (Not good)
“What is it you grade A hentai?” an already seated Sesshomaru asked.
“Found my seat.” Miroku said staring at a girl with long black hair and brown eyes close to black.
“How long do you think he’ll keep his hands to himself?” Inuyasha asked his favorite brother in the world. (Sarcasm rules the world)
“Knowing that pervert I’d give him five minutes after the bus takes off.” Sesshomaru said eyeing his brother as he took a seat next to him.
“Na I’d give him two.” Inuyasha said looking back at his friend. “Ten dollar bet.”
“Deal.” Sesshomaru said looking out the window.

-Towards the back of the bus-

“What do you think that was?” Rin asked who had decided to take a seat next to Kagome.
“Pardon me is this seat taken?” Miroku asked all of a sudden next to Sango.
“No, but there’s plenty of other seats on the bus.” Sango replied answering the black haired boy.
“Actually no they’re all taken up.” Miroku said smiling as he sat down. Looking around the three girls found all of the seats taken.
“Looks like every parent in a fifty mile radius went to the secret evil parent convention.” Rin said shaking her head. “And dumped us at camp.”
“Excuse her she had to much coffee this morning.” Sango said apologizing for her friend.
“I think she’s funny and she hasn’t had as much coffee as my best friend.” Miroku said giving an award winning smile. “He’s the guy with the white dog ears in the front.
“Were?” Sango asked leaning forward in her seat. Slowly Miroku’s hand moved forward. Until it reached....

-On the front of the bus-

After being helped of the bus Kenny had gotten his nose bandaged up. Seating in the seat next to Inuyasha and Sesshomaru. After the bus had started Kenny had attempted to get everyone to play a game which earned him plenty of glares from Inuyasha which stopped him every time.
“I thought father said don’t hurt anyone?” Sesshomaru asked his brother.
“Hey it’s not like the guy won’t live.” Inuyasha said still glaring at Kenny.
“Okay everyone why don’t we sing a song?” came Kenny’s squeaky voice as he sat up in his seat.
“You suck.” came a voice from the back.
“Seat down ass!” came another voice.
“Okay how about wheels on the bus?” Kenny suggested.
“Don’t make me come up there clown.” yet another voice said.
“Okay I’ll start then.” Kenny said clearing his voice. “The wheels on the bus go.....”
“Mother fucker!” Sango voice came from the back. Followed by a loud “hentai” and “boom” from the back of the bus.

To be continued........

Again we are being cruel and ending it there. The next chapter should be up soon. We should be out of these straight jackets soon. As many times as we’ve been in them we should be out of them in no time. As always review and until the next chapter. Watch the pills that you take. They may be someone else’s pills. You may end up as crazy as us. Later. Bye.