InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Endless Battles Of Love ❯ Chapter 31

WARNING: DIRTY JOKE SO IF YOU HAVE A SENSITIVE STOMACH GRAB A GARBAGE PILE HURL IT OUT AND ENJOY THE CHAP. *__*

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Everyone was talking eating and laughing loudly. With Rin being the center of attention which was something she really liked. Sota, Kohaku and Shippo sat in another room with their girlfriends while the grownups had "ADULT TALK." Sota stood up in front of them smiling.

"Wanna here a joke?"

"Yeah." They all nodded. Sota nodded his head. Sota was now wearing dark blue Polo jeans, a matching long sleeve gray shirt and all white Uptowns.

"Ok, ok, ok. This is kinda dirty just let you know." Sota warned them, they all looked at him in curiosity. "Ok....anyway. There was this guy right? He was driving down a long deserted rode he's been driving for hours and hours then all of sudden he realized he had to take a crap."

"ILL!!!" They all exclaimed at the same time. Sota laughed a little and held his hand up.

"Hey I told you this is was a dirty joke didn't I? So anyway he had to take a crap he then found this deserted gas station. So he pulled over into it jumped out the car and ran to the bathroom. So he took his crap feeling relieved. He then looked around looking for some toilet tissue but he couldn't find any. So he turned his head and found a hole in the wall with a note above it that said Wipe your butt with these two fingers." Sota held up his index finger and middle finger together. "Put in the hole and it shall be personally licked off with human lips."

"Oh that's so gross." Ayumi made a face causing them all to laugh. She was wearing a one piece red halter dress that stopped at her knees with white sketchers and Sota's Denim jacket. Sota laughed and cleared his throat.

"So the guy was sitting there like I'm not gonna do that. But then his ass started itching so he looked around and wiped his butt with his two fingers he then put it in the hole. A guy on the other side of the wall was holding two bricks and slapped his fingers with the bricks. The guy instantly pulled his fingers back saying Ow shit." Sota then put his index finger and middle in his mouth. He smiled at their disgusted faces. Shippo was the first to start cracking up then Kohaku and last the girls joined in. Shippo was on the floor laughing really hard holding his stomach.

"That was fucking nasty Sota. Where the hell did you hear something like that?" Shippo asked between laughs. He was now wearing black FUBU jeans, a black long sleeve shirt and white and Black Jordan's. Sota sat next to his girlfriend.

"I heard it from a show Kagome and I started cracking up when we heard that."

"That was great man I'm definitely gonna to tell that to someone I know." Kohaku laughed hard. He was now wearing a red, white and black Sean John outfit and red and white Jordan's.

Shippo's Nextel started beeping, Shippo pressed the button to his phone.

"Speak."

"Come out to the patio Rin's gonna open the gifts now." Inuyasha said.

"Aye, aye Captain."

They walked out to the patio where everyone was sitting and standing as Rin and Sesshoumaru were in front of everyone. Inutaisho grabbed the camera taping this event. Sesshoumaru handed Rin a bag, Rin looked at the name tag. Rin was wearing the dress with the twin blue ducks on the pocket and her white slippers. Sesshoumaru was wearing dark blue jeans, a white button down shirt with a black muscle shirt under and white Uptowns.

"This gift is from Seitaro's Godmother Sango." Rin said out smiling, Sango took an early bow causing everyone to laugh. Sango was now wearing a blue one piece tube dress with a small white jacket to cover her arms and matching open toe heels. Rin opened the bag up and pulled out identical thermal suits with their names printed on each. Everyone let out an awe as Rin laid them on her lap she wet back in the bag and pulled out a Muppet babies baby bag. Rin nodded her head.

"Oh I like this. Thank you Sango, I love you." Rin blew her a kiss. Sango blew one back at her. Rin put them back in the bag, Sesshoumaru put it off the side. He picked an orange bag handing it to Rin, Rin looked at the name tag and shook her head. "This is from Shippo." They all started laughing. Shippo stepped up.

"Please hold your applause." Shippo smiled. Rin shook her head and pulled out the stuff Muppet Baby Animal with a string in the back. Rin pulled the string and the thing said.

"Go Bye-Bye! Lalalalalala!" Everyone roared out in laughter Izayoi put her arms around Shippo laughing. Inutaisho put the camera on Shippo and Izayoi.

"Boys this is your youngest uncle Shippo be very afraid." Inutaisho laughed as he put the camera back on Rin who pulled the string again.

"I love this." Rin laughed and handed to Sesshoumaru who was laughing. He looked at Shippo and shook his head still laughing. "I wanna open a big gift." Rin told Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru walked over to a big box in Fozzie wrapping paper. Sesshoumaru looked at the names on the box and looked up.

"This is from Inuyasha and Kagome." Sesshoumaru smiled at them as they smiled back. Rin clapped loudly.

"Satoru's Godparents." Rin laughed and looked at Sesshoumaru peeled off the wrapping paper. "Aw it's a double stroller. Hey that's gonna come in handy." Rin laughed. Inuyasha put his arm around Kagome's shoulder.

"We hoped it would." Inuyasha laughed. He was now wearing light denim jeans, a red and white long sleeve shirt that said Shady across it and red Timberlands. Kagome giggled putting her arm around his waist. She was wearing a black one piece dress that hung off the shoulders that slanted on the left side and black one inch heels.

"Aww thank you guys." Rin smiled. She reached over to the side of her and picked up a blue and white bag. "This is my parents." Rin smiled at them who were sitting towards the front. Rin went into bag and pulled out a blue blanket that said Seitaro across the middle with a blue teddy bear on the bottom right and another blanket that said Satoru across the middle and a blue teddy bear on the bottom left. "Aww thank you Mommy, thank you Daddy." Rin blew them a kiss. They blew a kiss back at her. Sesshoumaru grabbed another big box.

"Uh-oh this is from my parents." Sesshoumaru smiled and peeled the wrapper off. "Baby intercoms."

"Ah what's a baby shower without those?" Rin asked laughing along with everyone else. Sesshoumaru nodded putting it to the side.

"Psst." Sesshoumaru looked at Miroku, Miroku pointed to the box wrapped in Kermit wrapping paper. Sesshoumaru started laughing and reached over for the box.

"Oh hey this is from Miroku and Sango." Sesshoumaru laughed, Miroku gave him the thumbs up. He peeled the wrapping paper off smiling.

"Aww a double swing I like that."

"And it's the battery one too."

"Ooh even better. Thank you guys!!" Rin smiled and picked up a blue bag with rattles and ABC blocks all over it. Rin looked at the name tag. "Aww this from Ms. Itsuko and Sota." Rin clapped and went into the bag she pulled out a bottle set. "Yes this something that's going to be needed." Rin nodded. "Thank you Ms. Itsuko, thanks Sota Pie." Rin winked at him.

"You're welcome." Sota said loudly smiling at her. Rin shook her head laughing. Sesshoumaru handed Rin another bag. Rin looked at the name tag.

"Oh this is from Kohaku. Good move man." Rin gave him the thumbs up he gave her the thumbs up back nodding. Rin smiled and pulled out a double baby carrier for one infant in the front and one in the back. "Ooh I like this a lot this will help when I'm by myself. Thank you Kohaku."

After three hours of opening gifts Sesshoumaru handed Rin a bag Rin looked up at him confused.

"It's from me open it." He winked at her. Rin went into the bag and pulled out a small thin gray box. She opened it and she gasped. It was a good necklace that said #1 wife. Rin stood up and hugged Sesshoumaru's waist as he kissed her forehead. Everyone awed smiling happily.

"Oh Sess this means a lot me." She said as he put the necklace on her. Rin clapped her hands .

"Oh yeah, Sango, Kagome and me decided to get you something." Rin told him. Sesshoumaru raised his eyebrow.

"Is that so?"

"Uh-huh." Rin giggled. As Kagome handed Rin a bag she gave Sesshoumaru the bag. Sesshoumaru pulled a hat out the bag that said 'New Daddy.' They all laughed as he kneeled his head down so Rin could put the hat on his head. Rin then pulled out a matching t-shirt. Inuyasha and Shippo roared out into laughter.

"I'd pay money to see him wear that out in public." Inuyasha said laughing.

"Me too." Shippo slapped Inuyasha a high five. Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes at them and reminded himself little brothers were born retarded. Sango whispered something in Kagome's ear, Kagome nodded her head.

"Oh yeah Rin last Sango and I just decided to be funny and buy you something."

"What?" Rin asked smiling. Sango handed Rin a pink bag. Rin opened the bag and pulled out a black and pink satin lace short gown from Victoria Secrets. Rin laughed looking at the dress.

"Who's getting in this?"

"That's for after the babies are born and everything is settle down." Kagome tried explaining.

"Mainly for your honeymoon in February." Sango said putting her arm around Kagome. Rin laughed and hugged them.

"Thanks guys. Thank you everyone this means a lot to us right Sess?" Rin looked at him. He took Rin's hand and nodded.

"It sure does it saved my pockets some pain." They all started laughing. Inuyasha took Kagome's left hand and kissed her ring finger. Kagome smiled at him not catching on. Inuyasha looked at Rin and Sesshoumaru nodding his head discreetly.

"Hey how about we get some cake." Sesshoumaru suggested everyone agreed walking in the house.

After everyone got their piece they were all in the patio talking laughing Inutaisho still had the camera on hoping he could get something find to enter in Funniest Home Videos to get some more cash. Kagome made a strange face as she felt something hard in the mouth. She removed it from her mouth putting it in her hand. She put her plate on the table and moved the cream from the object she took a look at it and looked around.

"There's a ring in my cake." She then turned around and saw Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Sota and Kohaku holding up a sign each with a word on it. She felt all the color in her face drain when the words clicked in.

KAGOME WILL YOU MARRY ME?

She then looked turned her head and saw Inuyasha on knee staring at her. Kagome looked around at the signs the rings and Inuyasha. She put it all together. He was purposing to her, she put her hand to her forehead and fainted.