InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Engaging Enemies ❯ Chapter 7 Blaming Name Game ( Chapter 7 )

Chapter 7: Blaming Name Game

"Ah, this feels good. That bath was what I needed," Kagome said as she flopped down on her bed.

The day had been long and hard as she and the band started practicing after school. They had yet to come up with a name but decided to put that off until another time, more worried on their synchronization.

"How about Raining on the Parade?"

"No."

"Light of the Sky?"

"No."

"Never Say?"

"No."

"Fiery Kitty?"

Kagome glared at Kirara. "You only said that because you're a fire cat demon."

"Not true. I just like Fire so I said fiery."

"Pyro maniac," Kagome mumbled.

"Alright, then why don't you come up with something, miss high and mighty?"

Kagome thought for a moment and came up with something. "How about The Epiphany?"

"No!" All four of them said.

"Fine, be that way."

"How `bout we call it Killing the Houshi?" Sango said as she was ready to throw Miroku down the next black hole.

"As enticing that sounds, my dear Sango, its best you do not. There would be plenty of monks that would be against you lovelies, and I'd hate to see one of you get hurt by religious people like myself, not that I would wish harm to any of you, of course."

"Go away Miroku before you eat rock, houshi."

Miroku saw Kirara and lightened up into a very eerie mood. "Ah, you must be the new drummer that I've heard so much about. It's a pleasure to meet you, my dear…"

"Kirara."

"Ah, yes, Kirara, what a lovely name for such a pretty body, er, I mean, woman. It suits you well. Maybe perhaps I could show around town and get to know you better."

"Merci, but that's not necessary. Sango's already shown me around and… NIMM DEINE HAND AUS MEINE HOSE!!!" Kirara had just blurted out as she suddenly threw Miroku to the other side of the room.

"Wow, Miroku, it only took you ten seconds for you to grope her ass. That's faster than last time," Rin informed the houshi that lay erect from the wedge between the floor and the wall.

"Oh, and to just to give you a post-warning. Kirara is also part of the demon exterminator clan. So, you better not get on her bad list or you'll be up next for grilled monk. She can do worst things that I could ever do in my entire life," Sango yelled back to him.

"Nice going, Kirara. You'll fit right in with us." Ayame smiled at her.

After disposing of the hentai, the girls set to work with practice while Shippou helped tune the songs up a bit.

"I wonder when we'll be able to get our first gig. Maybe I'm thinking a little ahead of myself. We still have to get a name for our band."

"How about naming it Stupid and the Idiots?"

Kagome sat up abruptly once she heard the all too familiar voice of the torturer of her life. "And how about I name you Dumb Dog with a Flea for a Brain?"

"And stupid is as stupid does, wouldn't you say so, stupid?"

"Takes one to know one. What do you want before I kick you out of my room?"

"It ain't your room. Anyway, Mom said your mother called. She is gonna be another two weeks or so. Something about your uncle's flight being cancelled and your aunt really needs her to stay at least until he gets there. So looks like you'll be staying in my house for another few weeks. And just to let you know, you here is like worse than hell for me."

"Well it ain't a walk in the park for me either so stop complaining `cause I ain't.

"Just because you aren't doesn't mean I can't. Besides, you can't tell me what to do."

"And the same goes for you. I'm not your slave in which I gotta do everything you say for me."

"Well stop treating me like a dog and making me sit!"

"You are a dog, with manners like that! I'm surprised Izayoi hasn't house-trained you yet. Unless she has and you're just too stupid to know how to take a hint, baka!"

"Well if you'd ask then maybe…"

"…You'll just say no because you're a dumb baka with mush for brains! Now get out before I make you!"

"And what are you gonna do? I've got you're little talisman right here so you can't sit me." Inuyasha held up her enchantment talisman waved it before her.

Kagome only smiled. "Idiot. You think I'm dumb enough to make only one? Besides, that's not even a real one. It's only a decoy."

"What the-? What're you talking about? This was the one I snatched off your desk when you took your bath, so this is the only one!"

"Just because you snatched that one talisman off my desk doesn't mean I don't have one with me right now. Would you like to test me to find out? If not, then get out."

"Go ahead and try. I know you're bluffing, so it won't work."

"Really. Then why isn't there any spirit energy resonating off of that piece of paper. If it were truly the one talisman that I use, there would be some energy coming from it. Enough for even a baka like you to sense it."

Kagome was right. Inuyasha couldn't sense any spiritual energy on the talisman. He panicked, knowing what was to follow. But he didn't let Kagome catch on.

"I dare you to. You're only lying, and you know it."

"I guess the dumb are blind to the truth. You asked for it. Osuwa-!"

Inuyasha clamped his hand over her mouth to keep her from saying the rest of the incantation.

"You were saying wench?" Inuyasha had one hand on her mouth and another on the other talisman that was previously in her possession. "Now, let's see you do that incantation now." Suddenly, Kagome licked the palm of his hand and he backed off. "Eww, bitch! Whatcha do that for?"

Kagome whipped around and pulled out another ofuda. "Osuwari, baka!"

Inuyasha landed right smack on the carpet as Kagome grabbed the other ofuda he had just stolen from her. "You had another one?!" he growled into the floor.

Kagome spat into the trashcan by her bed. "What did you do? Bury a bone? I told you, you thought I'm stupid enough to make just one? You better become a quick study if you're gonna learn anything about me. Now, shoo!"

"I told you to stop treating me like a damn dog, wench!"

"Sit, boy! Roll over! Play dead!" When she was satisfied enough with her teasing, she pointed to her door. "Now be a good boy and go outside before you make a mess on the carpet."

"I'll get you for this!" he threatened under his breath as he marched out of her room.

"Good boy!" Kagome cracked up as she closed her door.

Sesshoumaru walked by watching Inuyasha return to his own room. "I see the miko has finally decided to learn you some new tricks. And she seems to be doing a fine job, little brother."

"Fuck off Sesshoumaru! I already got enough of those lame dog jokes tonight. I'd rather not hear any from you unless you want to bend over so I can shove Tetsusaiga straight up your ass."

"I'd like to see you try. Bad dog, bad," Sesshoumaru mocked as he left a royally pissed Inuyasha ready to take his anger on someone, namely a certainly miko that was still laughing hysterically. But he would have to settle with his brother since he didn't feel like being sat again, or worse, purified.

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"Explain again why this scheme of the idiots will work."

"Easy, we tell Kagura that you want to see her in the art room since no one is in there during second block. Then we get Kikyou to come alone with Shippou to the art room. Shippou disguises Kikyou to look like you and Kagura to look like Inuyasha while the lights mysteriously flash off and they don't notice anything. The two talk to each other, thinking that the other is someone that they want and when they try to kiss the other, Shippou lets off the disguise before he makes himself disappear from their range. Then it all falls into how they deal with each other. That way Kikyou will be off of Inuyasha's case for a while and Kagura won't bother you until she can get that wrong image out of her head. All we ask of you is that you give us something of yours that has your scent on it so that it fools Kagura."

"As enticing as your offer sounds and as how much I would like to see Kagura humiliate herself, I simply cannot."

"Come on Sesshoumaru. No one would know that you had anything to do with it. Besides, Kikyou and Kagura are bothering you and Inuyasha to no end. So why not just contribute to the cause, even if it is the minimum of what we need from you."

"That is not it. I just cannot simply stoop myself as low as the likes of you to do something of the sort. Especially since it is to fail just because it is your plan."

Miroku looked up at Sesshoumaru. "But Sesshoumaru, it is not I who came up with this ingenious plan. It was young Rin that did. And seeing as she is very brilliant when it comes to schemes such as these, it is sure to not fail. You yourself have fallen into one of her traps before, have you not?"

Sesshoumaru stopped in his tracks to glare at the monk suspiciously. "Do not toy with me, houshi. You speak of the truth?"

"Would I lie to a powerful inu youkai such as yourself?"

"Fine, this Sesshoumaru will help in this plan of yours. When do you need the item?"

"Tomorrow, before first period."

"And does my brother know of this?"

"All too well. He was eager to go along with it."

"Alright, houshi. You shall have my full cooperation as long as you are sure the plan is flawless."

"Absolutely."

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"Qu'est-ce que tu as, Kagome-chan?" Kirara asked as she saw the frustrated look on her friend's face.

"I can't think of any good names for the band yet. This is driving me nuts!"

"Well, we don't have to worry about the name for a while. So don't fret over it. I know! Shippou told me about this thing that the guys and Rin are pulling off during second block today. Wanna come?"

"How are they gonna get out of class?"

"Shippou's gonna do a little deceiving so I could tell him to include you as well."

"Okay, as long as we don't get caught."

"Don't worry, Rin said the plan is gonna be fool-proof. Even Inuyasha and Miroku can't mess it up."

"Sure! I could use some mischief today."

"C'est genial! Allons-y!"

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"Remind me why I decided to come along, Kagome?"

"Because if I get into trouble, all ten of us are going down. Besides, you were gonna miss out on the action, Sango."

"And whose idea was this?"

"I think Miroku's, seeing as it sounds kinda perverted."

"Kagome, what does that tell you? If houshi-sama came up with a plan of this stupidity and he is the one that plotted every single point, doesn't that tell you that this will fail miserably?"

"Actually, my dear, it won't fail because it is not I who thought of this ingeniously plot. `Tis Rin's doing."

"Okay, that might make things better. But how do you explain Sesshoumaru being involved in this?"

"Because it's Rin's idea and he's involved since she is trying to get revenge on Kagura for her flaunting over her Sesshy-sama."

"Tell me Kagome," Ayame started, "Are you here because you want to get revenge on Kikyou for hitting on your Inu, or are you here because you just wanna see Kikyou get what she deserves?"

Kagome stared at Ayame with a very exasperated look. "Ayame, if you had one millimeter of common sense, you would know that question would answer itself." Ayame smiled inside but that disappeared after the next comment. "Ayame, are you here just for the show, or just because Kouga's here too?"

It was amazing how Ayame's face changed color from her usual peachy to a very pale off-white to a deep, dark crimson. "I don't know what you're talking about. I'm here just for the fun of seeing Kikyou and Kagura embarrass themselves straight to the sun."

"Riiiiggghhht. And I am part frog demon," Sango teased.

"Eww, you're related to Jaken? That's disgusting!" Ayame counteracted.

Sango gave her a disgusted look. "Ayame, it's called sarcasm. Maybe you should look that up along with denial, as in you're denying you have a crush on Kouga."

"Sure, when you tell me why you haven't off-ed Miroku yet, seeing as you keep saying that everytime he gropes you."

Sango too changed to a lovely shade of red. "Okay, you guys, enough of the teasing. Shippou's coming in with Kikyou. Hey guys, it's about to start!" Kagome spoke into the walkie-talkie.

"Roger that, Kagome! Starting operation `Mischievous Kiss'!" she heard Kouga say back.

The four girls watched the monitor in the camera room as the lights suddenly blacked out for two seconds before coming back on in a dimmer light. Shippou, who was in his disguise as the principle, had disappeared from sight for the moment as two people, Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru look alikes, were the only visible people. They hadn't seemed to notice that their forms had change. The girls leaned in to listen closely.

"I see you've finally decided to come," said the Inuyasha look alike.

The Sesshoumaru one smiled. "Of course I would've come, especially since it was for you, my love."

Inuyasha looked slightly surprised. "What changed? You've never been this willing to come to me."

"I've always been willing. It's just that certain pests would get in the way."

"That is so true. That has always been the problem with us. But how about we forget about those little bugs and concentrate on us."

"Those were my thoughts, exactly. Come. Let us share this moment alone without fail."

The two walked up to each other and began kissing in the most wrong looking way possible to mankind. Two men kissing without shame.

The kiss was to be interrupted when the two looked at each other. Kagura and Kikyou broke away immediately, both looking like they were ready to regurgitate for the next ten years.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?!" Kikyou yelled.

"Me? You're the one that was trying to grab my ass!"

"I was not! I was kissing Inuyasha when I all of a sudden see you sticking your tongue in my mouth!"

"Yeah, right! I was making out with Sesshoumaru when you suddenly come in and start touching me and make my Sesshoumaru leave! You're a damn lesbian!"

"Lesbian?! You're a fucking whore!"

"Look who's talking, slutty floozy!"

"Well I pull it off, you fucking piece of shit that not even a bug would want!"

"At least I don't reek of every fucking youkai in the entire universe!!!"

"Take that back!"

"Make me!"

"You just pissed me off!"

"What else is new?! You keep getting pissed on every five seconds!" Kikyou pulled out her bow and a quiver of arrows out of no where. "What are you gonna do? Hit me with your pathetic sticks?" Kagura took out her fan as well.

"No, you dumb, shitty prostitute! You're about to get a piece of purification!"

"I'd like to see you try!"

The girls were practically cracking up as the two began fighting.

"Oh, it hurts! The pain!"

"I can't…I can't… Can't bre-e-eathe!

"Make it stop! Make it stop, please!"

"Je ne suis pas… how to make the hurting go away! C'est trop amusant!"

"Hey, girls, are you seeing this?!" Miroku called over the walkie-talkie.

Kagome tried with all her might to answer fully but her breathing couldn't catch up enough. "It…we can't…stop…my sides…they hurt………can't bre-e-eathe!"

"You girls better try to calm down. We've gotta get back to class before they suspect we did that to the art room," Kouga said.

"We're on our…our wa-a-ay!!" Kagome broke off laughing again.

"Kagome! Hurry up! I just saw the principle heading your way! Here's almost at the hallway to the room."

"What?!" Kagome panicked after Rin's words. "Girls, hurry up! The principle's coming!"

"But we can't clean up in time to get out! He'll catch us!"

"We can climb out the window. Hurry up!"

"But we're three stories up! Sango and I can't survive a jump like that!"

The door knob started turning as the monitors were shutting off.

"Mr. Daisuki, wait!"

The principle turned to see Shippou behind him. "Mr. Tsune, what are you doing out of class?"

"I was going back to class when I heard something going on in the art room. I think two people are fighting in there!"

"What?! How do you know this? The art room's on the other side of school."

"I had to go see the music teacher, Ms. Futsuka, when I walked by and heard things being thrown around."

"I will not have fights going on in my school. Thank you Mr. Tsune. Now get back to class."

"Yes Mr. Daisuki."

Shippou sighed full of relief as he noticed that the girls' scents had disappeared from the room. `They must have jumped from the window.'

"Thank you Kirara. That was too close," Kagome said as she and Sango got off of the giant neko youkai.

In a flash, Kirara had changed back to her human form. "Denada. Now let's get back to class before someone starts figuring it out that we were involved.

Kirara had transformed into her huge cat form as Ayame opened the window. Luckily, Shippou had been there to stall Mr. Daisuki long enough for Sango and Kagome to climb onto Kirara as Ayame had jumped from the windowsill and ran down the side of the building. Sango had closed the window before the three too descended to the ground.

Now all that was left was for them to get back to their classes before the teachers thought something of the long absence.

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"I think I've finally got it!" Kagome said aloud.

"Got what?"

"The name for our band. It came to me as I remembered yesterday's little stunt."

"So, what's it gonna be?"

"Mischievous Mononoke."

"Sounds good! From now on, we five will be known as the Mischievous Mononoke."

"What about me?" Shippou asked.

"And Shippou is officially Mischievous Mononoke's manager and critic."

"I still say you should name it Stupid and the Idiots."

"Osuwari!"

"Damn you!"

(A/N Nimm deine hand aus meine hose. That's German for "Get your hand out of my pants." Courtesy to my friend Stephen for giving me that.)

Okay to help some people understand why Kirara switches from French to Spanish and vice versa whenever she talks, she just came back from Europe, meaning she didn't speak too much of English, er, Japanese, er the language the people in this story are speaking. Most times, when people switch from one or two languages to another, they sometimes put in a few words that they are used to saying in another language. Since Kirara had been living in Europe for the last five years, Spanish and French were the main languages she spoke since most Europeans don't speak Japanese in Europe. So it is safe to say that Kirara just blurts out French or Spanish or maybe even a little of German when she talks. It's how we humans are with being more than bilingual. But since I take French and not Spanish or German, she will mostly switch to French whenever she speaks in another language. Of course though, she and another person/people might speak in Spanish/German with the help of friends that take the courses.

And if any of you need help in discerning the meanings, just ask.

Just to let you know, chapter six, I had no friggin' clue as to what I was writing with the drums. I'm not much of a band person so I don't know very much about music except for what I like and what I like to write, such as songs and poems.

Okay, throughout this whole story, I've noticed that Kagome curses WAY more than we think she would if she does any swearing at all. To all of my readers and reviewers, for that, I am sincerely sorry. I'm trying to not make that characters OOC but it's very hard to do that, especially when I want all of them to say something that sounds like a comment coming from them. I guess, when I started typing this, I unintentionally made Kagome's character kinda like me, except without all the hyperness. I sincerely apologize for my sugar-induced dazes of extreme stupidity and idiocy. I will, for now on, try to get the words matching with personality, though Kirara's will be like an original character's since she doesn't talk at all in the manga/series. The European thing was just something in which I came up with when I learned how to say "Get your hand out of my pants" in German. Her character was just made up on the spot.

Gotta leave ya till next time. Ja!

(I've got it! I'll turn him into a flea. Then I'll put the flea in a box and put that box in another box and send it to myself. Then I'll smash with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius! But that'll cost postage so I'll just kill him! -Evil witch lady -The Emperor's New Groove)

(If someone tells me what her name was, I'll put it up there.)